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I tell the quick version about the night Andy Dick went totally racist at a comedy show, fought with people in a bar, and then left his mark on the sidewalk. 

One of my most interesting first dates ever. Please empty your bladder before listening, or just empty it on my date, whatever. 

We have a limited time on this planet, so why not spend a half hour each week watching a tv show that I completely hate. I explain my irrational hatred for the HBO TV Show Girls staring Lean Dunham. 

I examine my trip to Space Camp as a child, where I go on to prove myself as the dumbest child to ever attend.