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The Olympics are finished, and now the stories come out. With coverage that is almost live, Global Examiner is, perhaps up there at the top, or at least near the top, or somewhere within a reasonable distance of the top of the podcasting news world. In fact, many of our stories were stolen, at the Olympics. I bet you didn't hear about that!  Please join us for our aspiring award winning news coverage. Global Examiner, on behalf of Peter Turquoise CEO

Loyal listeners, we've been tasked to record another episode of Global Examiner. Join us as your hosts travel the world of news, globally! 

Welcome to Global Examiner. Blue Men Group podcast, and all of her assets have been bought by Peter Turquoise. We are proud to announce the inaugural episode of Global Examiner, a closer look into the most pressing issues of the day, around the globe.  We are thankful to our sponsor: Storylines luxury cruises for their generous contribution to the news. Keep your eyes and ears open for changes to this podcast channel.

Hi friends, we sold our show. Our extremely strong numbers in Slovakia, and business advice from an Argentine listener led us down a path to complete independence from sponsors and bosses. Please join us on a Blue Men Group adventure around the globe. Join us next week for the debut episode of _______________! Topics on this week's show include: 1. Live From The Garbage Dump 2. This Week In History 3. Drunk Soldier Poops Pants 4. Virile Viscount 5. DeBeers™ Says Millenial Won't Like Lab Grown Diamonds 6. Solidarity With Sino-Sissies OF THE WEEK 7. The Final Week's Numbers

Ahoy, hoy! Did you know that's how Alexander Graham Bell wanted us to answer phones? To say, AHOY-HOY! LOL, that would never work. Anyway, here's the topics that are discussed on this episode: 1. Boston Tea Party - party or protest? 2. Cheating scandal in the Camel Beauty Contest 3. The Next James Bond will be a British Man 4. AI generated poetry is terrifying 5. MAD THAI TV 6. Real Quick Yogurt Stop of the Week 7. Our Podcast is For Sale 8. Last Week's Numbers

Hello dear listeners. What a time of year for news. It's almost unstoppable at the rate it's coming out. Almost daily, the Blue Men Group gathers to assess the news, and these are the stories that we have found fit for your ears. Please listen to these topics, which include: 1. The Royal Family's Fairytale Wedding 2. IKEA Sleepover 3. New Dog Sized Dinosaur Just Dropped 4. Trampoline Park Brawl 5. Heroic Sex Act of the Week 6. Last Week's Numbers

Well HELLO there listener, welcome to another episode! We're here, and we're delivering you the news. Just as you like to hear it, through your ears. Some of the topics we've discussed here this week include:  1. Enron, is it an energy company? 2. Wright Lovers Update 3. Emotional Support Cat 4. Robots Can Reproduce 5. Brown Friday 6. Our One Argentinian Listener Call In

Hello! It's all of the hosts of Blue Men Group typing one letter each to let you know what is on this week's podcast. Well, here is the list of things we discuss: 1. Parachutist Dan Cooper 2. Lady Eats an AirPod 3. There's a NEW Celine Dion in town 4. Report from World Table Tennis Championship 5. IMPORTANT LEGAL UPDATE 6. Emergency Airlift of the Week 7. Last Week's Numbers

Hello! This week's Blue Men Group is guaranteed to be exciting for your ears. We pride ourselves on delivering to you, the listener, the greatest listening experience - and that's just what we have here! Topics on this week's episode include:  Elizabethan Things  Swiss Sharpshooter Millionaire Dog  Swearing Parrots The Abby Report: Generation A - Back To The Beginning Naked Guy at Airport Security Last Week's Numbers

Listeners! Welcome to toilet week, where we discover all sorts of news items regarding toilets! Some of the shitty news stories we explore this week include: Two Guys Meet in Africa Marathoners Shit Themselves Often Sometimes They Make It To The Porta Potty SpaceX Doesn't Even Have A Functioning Toilet On Their Spaceships Do You Know What A Cenotaph Is? Vegan Toilet Sex Cult Parked Car Of The Week Last Week's Numbers

Helllo, listener! It's the Blue Men Group Midnight Sleepover Special! Celebrating one full year of episodes, with fireworks, and more! Join us as we cover a few new stories then as we regale each other in memories of Blue Men Group's past. We love you very much and thank you for listening! 

Hi listener. Today's episode is explosive. Here's the rundown: 1. John Glenn: did he forget something? 2. Ciggy Sales Have Increased A LOT 3. Six Flags Meal Pass 4. Yuengling Lady 5. Abby's Visit To The Metaverse 6. Cocaine Hippos 7. Numbers

Hello loyal listener. Jon returned, we don't know where he went, but he's back. These are some of the things we chatted about on this here episode: 1. Thomas Alva Fucking Edison 2. Anthrax 3. Maine's Fucking License Plate Problem 4. Boosting Seamen Morale 5. The Drawing That Shook Hawaii 6. Prank or Murder of The Week 7. Last Week's Numbers

Hey listeners, we've got some news for you. The news topics we cover are found below: Old Timey Baseball Lost At Sea for 29 Days Rotating House in Bosnia Rwandan Milk Bars Hacked Flight Systems Last Week's Numbers

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This is a Blue Men Group Special News Update from Ron Ecstasy.

Hello listeners, we are happy to inform you that the host shortage has been resolved. Please welcome Abby Fiscus to the show. Topics in today's show include: Abby Get's An Official Welcome Gerald Ford, unelected and from Michigan Sex was invented in Scotland Herpes fish in Lake Orion USB In Penis Russian Popeye MMA Guy's Arms Upworthy!  Last Week's Numbers

Today's episode of Blue Men Group is brought to you by Price Waterhouse Cooper. Topics on today's show include: Our Host Search Continues (Brought To You By Price Waterhouse Cooper) Toy Hall of Fame New Inductees No More Drug Tests Time To Bring Back The Wooly Mammoth Disney iPad Tours Massachusetts National Guard School Bus Last Week's Numbers

Well hello there listeners! On today's show, Ron and Devon discuss: 1. Mao and Elvis 2. Pope Sweets 3. Pope Gelati 4. China's War God Statue 5. Our New Artery 6. Legal Victory of the Week 7. Last Week's Numbers 

Here is a SPECIAL NEWS UPDATE from Ron Ecstasy of the Blue Men Group.