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Jared and Kay come into this 27th season with their side eye and skepticism but that doesn't stop them from talking all about the premiere of The Bachelor. Jared kindly refers to this franchise as the McDonald's of television and Kay wants to know just how many Dyson Airwraps were used in the making of these intro looks. They also ask the important questions like, is Jesse Palmer a frat bro ghost haunting the halls of the Bachelor mansion, and who the fuck are the Mandrell Sisters?! Not to mention, Jared's one sided beef with the SPF police continues. Enjoy the episode! Follow @ thebetchelor on Instagram and Twitter to stay up to date with all things reality tv. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Description: This week Kay and Jared are breaking down part two of the Bachelor contestant list, aka the "new hot people". They get into the Nick Viall of it all, tackling his "moral superiority" when it comes to Chris Harrison, and of course his recent engagement. Jared gives us his prediction that Zack will end up with a Disney adult, and asks the burning question, WTF is "yachting with the girls"?! You can follow along here: https://abc.com/shows/the-bachelor/cast. Enjoy the episode! Follow @thebetchelor to stay up to date with all things reality tv. Check out our latest promo codes here: https://betches.com/promos Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kay and Jared are back baby! They are refreshed and ready to take on the new season of The Bachelor. Yeah, the new season doesn't start for another two weeks, but there is no shortage of news. Jared gives his hot takes when it comes to Gregg and Victoria's romance, and Disney adults. Not to mention, Chris Harrison launched a podcast, and is giving "troublesome" Nick Viall even more press. And of course, they go through the first half of the new Bachelor contestants, and whew, they are something. You can follow along here: https://abc.com/shows/the-bachelor/cast. Enjoy the episode! Follow @thebetchelor to stay up to date with all things reality tv. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

He started as the guy who dated both bachelorettes, to then become the most dated guy on the beach in paradise, now he’s here with Jared and Kay to wrap up this season of The Betchelor. Jared wastes no time asking the hard-hitting questions… where his ig name came from, how tall he is, and of course his thoughts on Kate. Logan also gives some advice to anyone thinking about signing up for The Bachelorette (applications are open now btw). They finish up the episode with details about the beach and how much Logan loved it because it’s just like camping… that would be an immediate no for us but we’re happy he enjoyed it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

After a week of letting the finale sink in, Kay and Jared dive into the details and highlight the best (and worst) moments of the season. Welcome to The Betchies, grab your popcorn because there’s a lot of drama to be unpacked. Before they get into the awards, the elephant in the room needed to be addressed – Victoria and Greg doing their couple world tour. Are they actually in love or is this just an elaborate business deal? We would love to know. Kay and Jared finish up the episode with tips on how Bachelor in Paradise could be more entertaining in the future…producers, take notes. Tune in next week for The Betchelor season finale, with a very special guest you won’t want to miss. Follow @thebetchelor to stay up to date on all things Bachelor in Paradise. Check out our latest promo codes here: https://betches.com/promos Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Congrats! We finally made it to the end, pour yourself a drink – you deserve it. This week Jesse promised us the most dramatic finale ever and it was nothing short of dramatic that’s for sure. But there were definitely three key takeaways – the Tyler and Brittany breakup, the Victoria Greg Johnny love triangle, and Logan’s new look. Jared and Kay go through each couple and talk about the relationship, how it ended, and where it all went wrong. They end the episode with a round of games, weekly awards, and thoughts on The Bachelor preview. Let’s just say robot Zach as The Bachelor is not something we look forward to. Tune in next week for our end of season award show. Follow @thebetchelor to stay up to date on all things Bachelor in Paradise. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

With one week until the finale, Kay joins Jared in the studio to review the drama that ensued over the last few episodes. We had pointless fights, we had dances, and we even had a potential yeast infection? We’re dwindling down to the end, so at this point its couple up or get out. After an intervention gone wrong, that’s exactly what happened to Jessenia and Ency. Where do we stand on that whole situation? Jared is here to shout it from the rooftops that he is team Andrew, to the point where they’re even on a DMing basis. They wrap up the episode with the usual round of games, weekly awards, and what they think next week will look like. Follow @thebetchelor to stay up to date on all things Bachelor in Paradise. Check out our latest promo codes here: https://betches.com/promos Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this bonus episode, Jared talks to Chelsea Vaugh (@chelseavaughn) about Bachelor in Paradise and what she’s been up to since we last saw her on the show. She describes her transition from the corporate world to modeling, then applying to be on The Bachelor when she heard it would be Matt James. They talk producers, the reality of reality television, and Bachelor crew egg freezing – yeah, you read that correctly. You can tune in to her new podcast, Vaughnerable, for more convos on these topics – we’ll happily take all the BTS we can get. Check out our latest promo codes here: https://betches.com/promos Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

As a pleasant surprise, we only had one episode this week, but it luckily did not lack the drama. Last week’s preview teased that something was going to send the whole beach into tears, and that it did. After choosing Rodney at the rose ceremony, Eliza still ended up breaking his heart. Kay and Jared get into where things went wrong and how it could have been handled better. They also dive into the other love triangle on the beach between Kate, Logan, and Hayden, and how Kate is producing her own show within the show. As always, they finish the episode with weekly awards, games, and discuss some prominent spoilers put out by Bachelor Nation. Follow @thebetchelor to stay up to date on all things Bachelor in Paradise Check out our latest promo codes here: https://betches.com/promos Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week we get two episodes of what Jared calls “couples beach.” It seems like everyone is paired up and enjoying a drama free moment in paradise…until Genevieve and Aaron give everyone a show. If that wasn’t enough, three new people join the beach to mix things up – Hayden (still without Rambo) and the twins. Jared lets us know how he feels about the twins. Let’s just say he grouped them with Ashley and Jared, and we know how he feels about them. Kay and Jared go into detail on the love triangles, the new contestants, and who’s just there for the cameras. They finish the episode with the most dramatic moments, weekly awards, and predictions for next week. Follow @thebetchelor to stay up to date on all things Bachelor in Paradise Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Another week down and it might have actually been our most dramatic week yet. The split is over and Jesse Palmer was noticeably struggling to get these women to the end. Essentially, the original women were not having it and Jesse was their stand-in therapist. Believe it or not, some of the reunions on the beach did not go as smoothly as some would have hoped. We had break ups, new connections, self-eliminations, and some couples that actually survived. Jared and Kay talk love triangles, reunions, and real world dating on this week’s episode. As always, they wrap up with the weekly games and awards. Follow @thebetchelor to stay up to date on all things Bachelor in Paradise! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this bonus episode, Kay and Morgan Paige of @morganptalks (a one stop shop for all things reality tv) talk about the current Bachelor in Paradise season. They discuss each couple, the overall cast, and the new split format, and let me tell you – they have some thoughts. Morgan even shares her theory of what happened that led to Michael and Danielle being exempt from the split. Seems like the producers care more about the drama than the lasting relationships...hmm suspicious.  Follow @thebetchelor to stay up to date on all things Bachelor in Paradise Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jesse promised us a twist this week and he definitely delivered. “The Split” might seem familiar to fans of other dating shows, that’s because they basically pulled it directly from Love Island. How do Jared and Kay feel about this you ask? 10/10 – Jared wants them to go even further and steal elements from even more reality shows. For once, it feels like the producers played their cards right. On the other hand, they also forced us to watch this clearly orchestrated situation between Michael and Danielle for far too long. We already know the producers have a heavy hand on the show, at least hide it a little better. Jared and Kay finish the episode with the most dramatic moments, weekly awards, and hopes for what the rest of the season looks like. Follow @thebetchelor to stay up to date on all things Bachelor in Paradise Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Another week in paradise and let’s just say it wasn’t all sunshine and tequila. TBH it was mostly a married couple farting…but we won’t talk about they who shall not be named. This season seems to have an open-door policy because we have people coming and going as they please. Jared and guest host Serena Pitt (@serena_pitt) weigh in on everything that went down this week. We even get the inside scoop on what being on the beach is actually like from Serena, a former paradiser. They finish up the episode highlighting their favorite dramatic moments from the week. Follow @thebetchelor to stay up to date with all things Bachelor in Paradise. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We made it through our first two-episode week and let’s just say, we’re exhausted already. Double dates, enemies turned best friends, dodged kisses, missing fingers…so much to take in in just one week. Jared and guest host Zachary from @zacharyreality dive into the drama of this week. They discuss their thoughts on the matches so far, along with the character development of some of the formally problematic contestants. Plus, is Salley coming or not? Finally, they finish the episode with would you rather, fantasy suites/hometowns/send home, and weekly awards. Follow @thebetchelor to stay up to date with all things Bachelor in Paradise. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The show we’ve been waiting for is finally here. Paradise is already proving it has superior mess and drama that we cannot wait to watch. When you go on Paradise you’re there to either make or break your reputation. And let’s just say, a few people have already made it clear they are there to ruin theirs. Kay and Jared plan out a foolproof way to get through the first week as a contestant, you're welcome for the free advice. They also discuss the day one connections, the deal with the older contestants, and what their hopes for the “life-changing twist”. As always, they finish with would you rather, fantasy suites/hometowns/send home, and weekly awards. Follow @thebetchelor to stay up to date with all things Bachelor in Paradise. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jesse Palmer was a week too early hyping up the drama, but it finally arrived. We’ve waited what felt like years for said drama, and it did not disappoint. We got proposals, we got breakups, we even got cheating. After a long season of lackluster relationships, Gabby finally gets her ring and Rachel gets her time in the spotlight. For the grand finale, they announced the most cliché man as our next Bachelor – Zach! The announcement basically had Kay begging for a recount. Kay and Jared swap theories on what happened behind the scenes with Rachel and Tino, share ideas on who the next Bachelor should have been, and as always, play a round of would you rather, fantasy suites/hometowns/send home, and weekly awards. See you next week for the Bachelor in Paradise premiere! Follow @thebetchelor to stay up to date with all things Gabby and Rachel. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this bonus episode, Jared and Kay talk to Natasha Parker (@natashaparker) about what she’s been up to since her time on The Bachelor/Bachelor in Paradise. She gives us an inside look to New York Fashion Week, shares some details about past relationships (trust us, it’s good), and her luck with dating apps. After this episode, Jared is expecting to be her plus one to the next NYFW event, but he’s bringing his own snacks. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We finally got to watch the life-changing episode they promised us, and let’s just say it fell a little short of life-changing. Watching this live finale, in the words of Zach, “it was tough”. We had contestants self-eliminating, a surprisingly happy Tony, Grandpa John, and just a sprinkle of drama. For “the most dramatic finale ever” it really wasn’t that dramatic. Kay and Jared go into detail and share their thoughts on who is coming out of this with a ring on their finger. They finish off the episode with their usual rounds of would you rather, fantasy suites/hometowns/send home, and weekly awards. Plus they dive into the preview for next week’s episode. Follow @thebetchelor to stay up to date with all things Gabby and Rachel. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We finally made it to fantasy suites where we are gifted a two episode week. Night one we follow the dates of Gabby & Erich, Rachel & Aven, Rachel & Tino, and Gabby & Johnny. The second night we get an hour of Gabby & Jason, a little bit of Rachel & Zach, and a whole lot of unresolved drama that Jesse so graciously said we have to wait to see. Thanks Jesse! Its finally getting good and we have to wait! Kay and Jared discuss Gabby being left with – sorry, choosing, Erich and who they think would be the best fit for Rachel. They finish off the episode with their usual rounds of would you rather, fantasy suites/hometowns/send home, and weekly awards. Follow @thebetchelor to stay up to date with all things Gabby and Rachel. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices