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The Bastard Sermon Podcast
68 minutes | Oct 2, 2022
Episode 241: Dingle Ball Berries w/ Comedian Chris Weir
We're feeling good folks! Who wouldn't after a nice long session on porcelain throne? Chris Weir comes to hang out to talk about the proper way to wipe that turd cutter! Do you stand or sit when you wipe? Comedy specials and videos that scarred us as kids, we're really hitting our stride! Even surviving catholic school! What kind of ridiculous tips did people give you just to get people to like you? Chris Weir will be having a comedy special dropping soon so be sure to give him a follow anywhere you can!
65 minutes | Sep 25, 2022
Episode 240: Phil Pointer Sings Spirituals With Us!
Phil Motherfuckin' Pointer is back! Phil hasn't been by since he recorded his special so he gives us all the details behind all the work and effort that went into recording it! Lloyd does his absolute best to stumble through an explanation of why he has a confederate flag blanket. Phil tells us about his wild North Carolina comedy festival show because he impersonated and dressed up as Uncle Ruckus! So we had to get into The Boondocks and how it's social commentary was missed by a large portion of the white community. Disney dropped The Little Mermaid Trailer this passed week so we had to get into how ridiculous people's outrage on it is! Tune in, jerks
54 minutes | Sep 20, 2022
Episode 239: Geoff Tate Talks Touring w/ Tom Segura
Geoff Tate is back! The fashion icon himself managed to find some time away from all the touring he's been doing to come record an episode with us bastards! Geoff has been making moves! He's been touring with one of our personal favorite comedians so we ask him what living the high life has been like! No more basketball, Buddy's carpets, and 9/11 stories! It's a great bonus episode you jerks!
74 minutes | Sep 18, 2022
Episode 238: Comedian Terra K.
Hey jerks! We got to have the one and only Terra K. join us in studio this week! Luke had a concert to get too, so they tried to slander his great name. Did those clowns forgot I make the descriptions!? Terra comes through with heavy jokes and even heavier topics! We're talking dead dads this episode! What's the science behind Chic fil a's waffle fries? We also explore more into each other's sexuality. Is Lloyd the alpha for both teams? Is Cody so skilled in the ways of jerking he's A-sexual? As the constant derailment continues so does the madness, tune in!
63 minutes | Sep 11, 2022
Episode 237: The Rings Of Disappointment
Topic centric people! We got some things to say about some stuff! You fools ever hear about Dambe or Escrima? They sound like Codys next disease! They are incredibly dangerous combat sports that are held outside the U.S.! Big nerd talks! We dive into the new Amazon series The Rings Of Power and The House of Dragons and the difference between the two! The two geek worlds collide! You guys ever had a Karen moment? The rage ever take over and yell at someone over not getting a sandwich to you in a timely manner? No? Well tune in anyway nerd!
62 minutes | Sep 4, 2022
Episode 236: Wiffelbola'd w/ just the boys!
A cancelation occurred this week and it's been too long since we gave you a nice, fat, dirty serving of a classic Sermon. So we kept it to just us maniacs! Parental nudity! Have you seen your folks or family naked?! How old were you? And how drunk was your uncle? Also should we release the wildly unhinged episode? Even tho Luke's engineering sucks? Would you help you meth riddled brother if he sold your belongings? Absolutely you would! Turn this banger on already!
66 minutes | Aug 28, 2022
Episode 235: Ass Surgery w/ Anthony "Tank" Mansfield
We got our number one in the studio. Our mentor, our sensei, our life coach, our sugar daddy, Mansfield! The chaos is VIBRANT this episode ya'll! Butting heads and getting loud is our specialty! We go DEEP into Mansfield's butt surgery and the wild blood like iceberg the docs yanked out of him! It's the main topic but it's not too gross! If you can get through all our poop and HIV talk, this will be a breeze! Too in ya jerks!
64 minutes | Aug 21, 2022
Episode 234: Comedian Giles Chickering
The host of Cool Show, Man and Founder of Zorse Industries and all associated podcasts, Giles Chickering joins us this week in the studio! He's a man not many people can read! Even his best friends can't figure him out! He's traveled a couple states and got a couple degrees and he has the stuffs to make people giggle uncontrollably! Tune in ya jerks!
68 minutes | Aug 14, 2022
Episode 233: Luke Fegenbush And Loren Hutton
O, shit! The double bastard deluxe Cody, was recovering from illness so we had our favorite dynamic duo Luke Fegenbush and Loren Hutton come on to fill the void! From How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Bomb, these boys are making moves! We talk about their gaming content locked on their patreon and the hair pulling ridiculousness that is Subnautica and Elden Ring. We cover the self-righteous bastards that are the polish and how they disrespect us with their cosplay of the American dream! And we get into the shit pile that Alex Jones has found himself in! Tune in jerks!
61 minutes | Aug 7, 2022
Episode 232: Comedian Ian Squintz And Llilyan Johnson
Ian Squintz, what can we say? Hilarious, handsome, looks WAY older than he really is. This son of a gun came and hung out like this was his 3rd or 4th sermon. We talk with him about his super barren presence on social media to his comedy special he put out just two years into comedy! What a ballsy bastard! We also have the she devil herself Lliyan join us once again before she disappears into the hell that is Florida. Tune in, jerks!
63 minutes | Jul 31, 2022
Episode 231: Super satan Fest II August 13th SGHR $15
Jason Staley, the devil himself! He's back folks and he's here to plug Super Satan Fest II! It will be August 15th at The South Gate House Revival, $15 a ticket! Listen to us tell some stories requested from fans and fuck around with some topics like Fun Emergencies, disposing bodies, and the legendary Hunter Biden wangin' the fuckin' chicken bone!
61 minutes | Jul 24, 2022
Episode 230: Comedian Jon Caldwell
His stand up may confuse you, his demeanor may make you feel awkward. However, there is no question that Jon is one of the most eclectic and funny people in the scene! Why does Jon have beef with Junkers Tavern? Can you invest in catholicism and not be catholic? What would it cost for Jon to have sex with Lloyd? Jon tells us about his band that's causing some grief around town and is Cody getting too aggressive? You can Follow Jon at: @jonu.than on Instagram Check out this super weird, super delicious episode right now!
62 minutes | Jul 17, 2022
Episode 229: The $500 PS5 And The James Webb Telescope
How long has it been since we had a tasty episode of just us diabolical son of guns to just run our mouthes? Too long! Let's get into the weirdness! We talk about how the hell Luke got lucky enough to get a PS5 and the type of psychos the work Meijer. Cody talks to his friends about being close to 30 and and the crisis of doing something important. We check out the insane photos of the past from the Webb telescope and the catastrophic dangers in space! Lloyd tells us of his dumb doctors that can't read their own charts! We had tons of fun this episode, we hope you enjoy!
64 minutes | Jul 10, 2022
Episode 228: Comedian Gretchen Schultz
The fantastic and hilarious Gretchen Schultz stopped on by the studio this week! Gretchen is a great comic that also runs an open mic at The Comet! She talks with us about the issues of running an open mic. We talk about the little hole in the wall of Ohio she grew up in. She helps us understand that the new The Northmen movie was a heaping pile of garbage. And tons of comedy talk and motivation in between! You can Follow Gretchen everywhere at: @gretchstarr
79 minutes | Jul 3, 2022
Episode 227: Mark Borison And Patrick Seta Have Jelly Tunnel Sex
We have the incredibly handsome and multi-talented Mark Borison of the Jungle Jim's Podcast, comeback to the studio and he brought with him our long lost host from the great beyond, Patrick Seta of Dark Mountain Cult! With so many nerd boys in the studio we couldn't help but talk a bunch of geek shit. Books, Video games, VR porn. We then dive into all of the wild and crazed ideas that make Jungle Jim, Jungle Jim! Does he have a Jelly tunnel? You Can Follow Mark At: @themarkening Follow And Buy From Patrick At: @darkmountaincult and @thehoneymustardking
59 minutes | Jun 26, 2022
Episode 226: Comedian Mark Chalifoux
If you ever had doubts about cleanish comics, Mark is here to put them to rest. Mr. Chalifoux graced us with his presence to talk about his life of comedy and how becoming a dad has changed it, and not for the worst! From ready to throw hands with crazies on the subway of New York to being surprised with a child and heading back to Cincinnati! You can Follow Mark at: @markchalifoux on all social medias!
63 minutes | Jun 20, 2022
Bastard LLC: Terror On The Prairie
We watch and review Terror on the Prairie so that you don't have to waste 15 dollars on it. This is an in depth, spoiler-filled, review featuring comedian Blake Hammond. This is some of our Patreon content we're giving you for free, if you like what we do consider joining our Patreon below.
61 minutes | Jun 19, 2022
Episode 225: Big Nick
We got the multi-talent Big Nick come hang out with us for some mouth watering conversations. Do you guys like pork chops? Is sriracha the new pumpkin spice? Food scientist ARE nerds, don't get it twisted. We talk about psycho old white guys in our lives and how the hell Mr. Beast got big. You can Follow Big Nick on YouTube at: German Chocolate Cake (It may be hard to find)
62 minutes | Jun 12, 2022
Episode 224: Comedian Hanna Ljungholm
We have the incredibly funny Hanna Ljungholm join us for some good old fashioned giggles! We really get into the weirdness here people. We talk about the improve scene in Cincinnati. The lovely psychos in our lives and Cody's lengthy career of sheparding them. Why doesn't anyone believe Hanna grew up poor? Is Cody allowed to say the F-word? You can Follow Hanna at: @hanna_ljungholm and @hannaljungholm on Twitter
62 minutes | Jun 5, 2022
Episode 223: Comedian Phil Pointer
This week the hand towel comic Phil Pointer hangs out with us in studio for some big laughs. We talk with Phil about getting plastered at comedy shows and gas station psychos. Who loves watching bullies get beat up? We do! Follow Phil at: @Pjpointer and @psichotic11
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