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PART TWO (of a two part episode) The return of Nicola who recently fixed the ball cock in her toilet. Take your $15 an hour and shove it bitches! The great Griffith Park VS Central Park Debate of 2015. You want a lead role in a National McDonald's commercial? Then don't ever McCome back to work. Your goals are as temporary as this job, so fuck you and your national commercial! Jack's ladder of success leaves him depressed. The team digs deep into the reality of working and dreaming in LA - and it's not easy. J9 melts down because she can't buy an air freshener. Constantin may have gotten syphilis in the Philippines. Whiskey makes Dr. Jackel become Mr. Hyde. Constantin's love and white guilt.

PART ONE (of a two part episode). On this episode of The Atomic Swag Pile Podcast, it's a new location and comedian Nicola is back! Janine celebrates valentines day by getting into a hit and run car accident while trying to convince everyone she and TJ only have "platonic tension". She also gets her bike stolen and her seizures return, which really sucks. Jack and Constantin shit themselves resulting in post traumatic stool disorder. TJ has moved into a cabin in the woods with no indoor plumbing and a glory hole. Jack talks drones and personal drive. Fake vaginas and fuck, we're almost all unemployed! Jack's idea get ripped off by Apple and Constantin's idea gets ripped off by Spike TV. David Cross takes shit from no one! It was TJ's idea that we have a black president and Barack Obama stole from him. Reed broke his back and then came back. If your urine is the color of whiskey, you better go see a doctor. Now drink from your bubbler!!!

On this episode of The Atomic Swag Pile Podcast, Janine was a bully named "Neenie" and her two special guests propagate lies. Constantin doesn't know what university means. Publix in the house!!! Jack is close to completing his astral-lapse movie and Janine is getting ready to create her web series "Ginger Abroad" where she'll shoot freeze frames of her leaping in the air on The Great Wall of China. Smuggling sub sandwiches in your pants, so try to prove I'm on drugs! Pop That Pussy will be your wedding song. There's nothing wrong with eating baby food when you're thirteen (or breast feeding). You can't be racist if you've had a black penis inside of you. Story time with Reed! featuring his work on a music video for Sia with a giant 7,000lb. birdcage. Ghost stories and cannibalism as one of our guests gets lost for 12 hours hiking in New Jersey. Constantin summons the dead spirit of a Romanian gipsy and Reed does not like ouija boards. Like, really hates them.

On this episode of The Atomic Swag Pile Podcast, we interview an artist, graphic designer, poet, and "sloganeer" who has transformed the landscape of Los Angeles with his work. Morley discusses his roots, his philosophy of urban art, and his new book, If You're Reading This, There's Still Time.

On this episode of The Atomic Swag Pile Podcast, viner and kick ass beat boxer Austin “Mr. Wobbles” O’Brien lays down mouthfuls of music, special guest Allen Wiggins talks about travelling all the way to New York City to win the heart of a heartless girl and squatting at his job, Constantin travels the Tinder highway, Fred Armisen, and J9 hangs with the entire cast of Mad Men including Jon Hamm and his large penis. With a special, closing musical beat box, acoustic dedication to the one and only mutt Pippi, who has passed on to doggy heaven.

On this episode of The Atomic Swag Pile Podcast, Janine turns into a candy cane, TJ looks like a 1980s Blue Blood hanging out pool side as if from the movie One Crazy Summer, and during Story Time with Reed, Reed discovers a bloated, dead corpse. Facebook knows best and when you type “M” in Google, “Masturbation” always comes up first. Everyone dies in the Cheers finale, Constantin assistant directed a feature film at Reed’s house, AKA “The Island”, and Reed works with Pharrell Williams. Plus Ron Jeremy, no one can dance at Coachella including Leonardo Dicaprio, and there ain’t no finer Viner than Janine’s vaginer.

On This Episode: The Hot Canadian Tall Girls Club and Super Sex Moves. TJ Tells Wisconsin to Piss Off. None of us are EVER going back to wherever the hell we came from. Constantin’s unemployment blues. The clown car of attractive young women that use The Island as a halfway house. The girl in the Bill Cosby sweater. A special visit from former Not Them Front Man and Hip Hop artist JC Aviles. Reed art directs music videos with Justin Timberlake, Pharrell, Madison Beer, and Iggy Azalea. Want a modelling contract in LA? Call me daddy and tell me about your feet because feet are creepy hands! Socks make JC claustrophobic. Sleazy Agents Want To Be Called Daddy and the Foot Fetish Support Group. Porn from the thirteen hundreds. Constantin worked on a Chromeo video. Jack says fuck that Kevin Spacey selfie. TJ celebrity sights Julie Bowen and GRUMPY CAT!!!!. John Hamm’s Penis. Janine’s Depression is Everyone’s Depression. Get out of bed and volunteer!

On This Episode: TJ Becomes One of the Oceanic 6 by Leaving The Island (no, we will never let go of Lost) and moves in with a crazy cat lady. TJ’s Poon Palace aka “The Pu**y Palace”, Vagina Painting and Nihilism, The Foxy French-Canadian Ariane Gets Stranded in LA and Classes the Joint Up. Constantin Gets Excited That A Friend of The Show is Part French and Part Asian, Jack Looks At Apple Porn and Waits on His Order of His New Mac Pro. Constantin Coins the Phrase Applephile and Jack Threatens to Leave The Show. Dr. Drew Vs Sue Johanson. Constantin Airs The Dirty Laundry About His Horrible Parents. Who Has Been Taking It in the Mouth Every Time? Women Know How To Jump Cars and Get Cars Jumped. Beautiful Women Don’t Pay For Shit in Los Angeles. Want to Attract a Hot Chick? Give Her The Shoulder. TJ’s Shoes May Be Made of Stuffed Animal. Who Doesn't Want To Bang Robert Redford and his Latest Film “All Is Lost”. To Kiss on a First Date or Beaver? Jack Celebrity Sighted Street Artist Morley. F*ck Duck Dynasty and Constantin reveals the truth about why he hates Taylor Swift so much.

On this episode of The Atomic Swag Pile Podcast, we learn how Chinese food can be seasoned with a touch of ginger hair, we experience the return of Nicola, Janine's Breaking Bad just ends up Breaking Sad, The Californian Unemployment Office unemploys their own employees, Jack and Constantin say keep your damn government out of our water, we're visited by one of Constantin's former students, we learn that scrubs are unisex, elderly vagina and ageism, afros in headlocks - you betta shave that armpit hair! and Constantin talks about the effect touching his dead friend had on him. Plus the new term for ticket scalping is "jaynineingit"!

On this episode, J9 dreams of being DJ Double D while offering TJ dating advice, Constantin and Reed get distracted by football, salt and pepper hair is sexy, you better shave that shit, the return of Nicola, TJ dresses as a doctor to make himself more attractive, writing checks to whores, continuing the Ginger Species, and Jack' waits 4 hours for the iPhone 5mess.

On this episode, the Atomic Swag Pile pod casters talk way too much about movies including Ben Affleck as Batman, followed by TJ's Cousin's exploration into the world of tranny kissing, and concluded with Jack talking about the possible end of the Microsoft empire. Oh, and Constantin lusts after Laura Prepon just a little too much and we're pretty sure Charlie Brown was bitch smacking the little red headed girl.

On this episode, TJ dreads going out on a date while dressed as a rabbit. Orson Welles originally planned to direct a Batman feature, but banged Betty White instead. J9 has no idea who Orson Welles is. Director Lenny Lenox talks about his web series featuring Michael Madsen. Littering pisses off J9 and Jack. Constantin would not bang Katie Holmes if it required going to Wisconsin. TJ’s cousin talks about her hot, lesbian "girlfriend". Class warfare and Elysium. Reed, Constantin, and Joe talk about near death experiences after Reed nearly drowns while chasing a foam cooler. The Roast of James Franco. The Los Angeles 48 hour film competition. #fucktaylorswift. Marilyn Manson’s big black shlong. J9 refuses to sing! Jack may be a tech nerd but he has a hot girlfriend. Constantin gets abandoned in a mosh pit. Walt Disney may have been a pedophile and grudge sex!

On this episode, Los Angeles' all female YouTube comedy troupe, The Ladies of La La join The Atomic Swag Pile Podcast and talk comedy, vaginal waxing, and Wonder Woman. J-9 saves the life of a man pummeled in the head with a lead pipe. Story time with Reed and dog-sex. Jack and TJ argue plastic iPhones and Liz tells us why Fluoride is murdering your children.

On this episode, Reed shares his story of being a 19 year old outlaw, J-9 gets solicited for prostitution, Constantin loses 6 pounds in 2 days, TJ pontificates about the future of media and Orange is the New Black, Liz tells us about good fat while not knowing what baba ganoush is really made from, and J-9 freaks out when Constantin shares his mourning routine. Oh yeah, and President Barack Obama and Ted Danson sightings!

On this episode, the Atomic Swag Pile pod casters discuss fucking on the first date, TJ's Jason Bateman fetish, urinals used in inappropriate ways, what the hell gluten is, and an in studio acoustic performance by the Los Angeles band Everything Masses.

On this episode, Constantin learns what twerking is, TJ has a James Franco sighting, J-9 talks Tardy Tank and seizures, story time with Reed the Bonnoroo edition, and Nicola tries not to have a panic attack while discussing panic attacks.