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March is the Irishest month, and we've got the booze to prove it!  Friend of the show and whiskeytarian Alex McKay to runs us through a fine spate of Irish Whiskies from such boozesmiths as Teeling, Redbreast, Sexton, and more.  And of course, we rate each one after a Batman. The Army's Official Site Show List http://armyofdrunks.net/shows/ Grisly's Cosmic Black https://shop.grislyscosmic.com/

Two Drinks, One Show! In what's either our late Mardi Gras show or our just barely-under-the-wire February Show, we both revisit that staple of Mardi Gras staggering the Hurricane, and dive into the "New Orleans Manhattan" a.k.a. the Vieux Carré. (Pronounced the creole way.) Plus a list of things that will get your arrested in New Orleans, and a boob-themed Booze News!   The Army's Official Site Show List http://armyofdrunks.net/shows/ Grisly's Cosmic Black https://shop.grislyscosmic.com/

It's our Artificial Intelligence show, where we try cocktail recipes generated by ChatGPT, and hope we haven't created a computer/alcohol hybrid that will some day destroy the world! This is Part Two: The Drunken Bulls***. If you haven't listened to part one, start there.  If you have listened to part one, prepare for a serious drop in the level of discourse. But we had two more ChatGPT-generated cocktail recipes to get through, and no measure of that "good sense" stuff was going to stop us.   The Army's Official Site http://www.armyofdrunks.net/ Grisly's Cosmic Black https://shop.grislyscosmic.com/

It's our Artificial Intelligence show, where we try cocktail recipes generated by ChatGPT, and pray to the gods of booze for forgiveness! This show is so big, we dividied it into two parts. Part one: The Actual Educational Stuff!  Our official "drunk scientist" Ian McEwan is back and answers all of our goddamn questions about the present and future of A.I.  (No, Midjourney is not secretly trying to become Skynet so it can kill us all.)   The Army's Official Site http://www.armyofdrunks.net/ Grisly's Cosmic Black https://shop.grislyscosmic.com/

It's Christmas time!  And if you're stuck home alone on Christmas, the Army of Drunks has you covered.  Once again we're here to keep you company as you stay locked away from the rest of humanity on the holiday that punishes the lonely and unloved.  Like you!  But this year is different!  MixMa$ter Therm has worked up a fabulous mulled wine recipe for you.  Matt checks in with Trump's best friend Laurie.  And we taste-test four -- FOUR!! -- different kinds of frozen turkey dinners so you don't have to!  Merry Christmas, you filthy animals! Show Notes http://www.armyofdrunks.net/ Grisly's Cosmic Black https://shop.grislyscosmic.com/

It's the Army of Drunks first annual Thanksgiving Survival Guide, featuring the best cocktail recipes for Thanksgiving.  (And yes, we put that in mostly for the search enginges.) Worried about facing your crazy conspiracy theory-lovin' uncle, grandpa, or dad this Thanksgiving?  Worry no more!  The drunks give you a rundown of dunking points to foil the latest right-wing talking points. Including some old favorites like: - Litter Boxes in Schools for Furries - California Letting 11 Million Immigrants Vote - Hunter Biden's Laptop - Even Flat Earthers And our cocktails: - Sage Old Fashioned a.k.a. The Wise Man - Grisly's Cosmic Cardigan - The Desperation Cocktail (A Therm Original) - The Nutty Irishman Grisly's Cosmic Black https://shop.grislyscosmic.com/ Show Notes http://www.armyofdrunks.net/

You've come to rely on us for this, and you need to take a hard look at yourself for that. Yes, it's our annual guide to California State Ballow Measures.  Jason Berlin of Field Team 6 walks us through The Drinking Man's vote. And we have no fewer than three – THREE! – autumnal cocktails to keep your insides warm as the leaves fall on your liver. - The Maple Bourbon Smash - The Cider Mimosa - Grisly's Cosmic Sweater So check it out and bring a pen to remember all this damn stuff! Jason Berlin's Voter Registration Organization:  https://www.fieldteam6.org/ Grisly's Cosmic Black https://shop.grislyscosmic.com/ And OK, here are our ballot choices if for some reason you're reading this at your polling place. Prop 1 - YES Prop 26 - YES Prop 27 - NOT REALLY, BUT WHATEV Prop 28 - YES Prop 29 - A COMPLICATED NO (listen to the show) Prop 30 - A COMPLICATED YES (listen to the damn show!) Prop 31 - NO http://www.armyofdrunks.net/

Look, we know most of our listeners are Burners, so for them, we present the 2022 Shameless Burning Man Show!  (For the rest of you, we apologize ahead of time.) Here, we finally taste test all of those terrible drinks you make on the playa to stay hydrated, like the Pickletini, the Gatoradita, and sadly, much more.  Though the Grisly's Cosmic Float was an all-around liquid punch in the pleasure centers.  Also contains interviews with thoughtful upstanding BMOrg types like Andi Grace and Ahtibat.  Desiged to be listened to on, or on the way to, the Black Rock Desert... because it's our longest show ever, though we're not exactly proud of that.  Stay safe out there! Burnin Man http://www.burningman.org/ Grisly's Cosmic Black http://shop.grislyscosmic.com/ Use code ARMY22 for 10% off Army of Drunks Official Site http://www.armyofdrunks.net/  

Another year, another Christmas show for lonely shut-ins spending the holidays alone!  Hooray!  And we experiment with mixing eggnog with the weird boozes you may have left in the back of your liquor cabinet.  Double Hooray! (NSFW as always.)

Recorded early July, 2021. We're back with a sort-of-almost-post-pandemic summer show that tries to make some kind of damn sense of the madness that we've been neck-deep in for this past year.  Also, we review Grisly's Cosmic Black, a canned cocktail with a deeply personal connection. And Matt's texts from Trump! (NSFW as always.)

Hey, we did this four years ago and nobody complained.  Getting into the weeds on state ballot measures is comedy gold!  And we've got the ultimate election guide to the 2020 California state ballot initiatives reviews by drunk people.  Join politically-savvy consultant Josh Kamensky as we go over all of those bits at the end of your ballot that you always feel bad about. Download our ballot guide PDF! http://armyofdrunks.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Army-of-Drunks-2020-Graphic_10-18.pdf OUR PICKS • Prop 14: Borrow Money for More Stem Cell Research: TOSS-UP / SOFT NO • Prop 15: Tax Huge Corporations’ Properties to Fund Schools and Communities: HELL YES! • Prop 16: Repeal 1996 Ban on Affirmative Action: YES • Prop 17: Allow Parolees to Vote: HELL YES! • Prop 18: Allow 17-Year-Olds to Vote in Primaries: YES • Prop 19: Close a Big Property Tax Loophole, Open Two Small Ones: TOSS-UP (Josh says soft No) • Prop 20: Roll Back Criminal Justice Reforms: HELL NO! • Prop 21: Let Cities Expand Rent Control: HELL YES! • Prop 22: Screw Over Lyft & Uber Drivers: HELL NO! • Prop 23: Regulate Dialysis Clinics: DEBATABLE (Josh says Soft Yes) • Prop 24: Phony Consumer Data Privacy: SOFT NO • Prop 25: Replace Money Bail With Something Worse: NO! http://www.armyofdrunks.net/

It's summer!  What better time to eat yourself blotto?  We sit down with competitive eater Doug Ecks and find out all about the world of stuffing cartloads of hotdogs down your gullet!  And we get pleasantly drunk on Ernest Hemingway's old favorite, the daiquiri.  (Not the frozen TGIFridays version.) SUBSCRIBE!  http://armyofdrunks.net/subscribe/ SUPPORT!  www.patreon.com/armyofdrunks FACEBOOK!  http://www.facebook.com/armyofdrunksworldwide/

The worst of 2017 Show!  Sit down with Rico Gagliano -- former host of The Dinner Party Download -- and Andy Hermann -- former music editor for the L.A. Weekly -- as we get sloshed on holiday rum and dairy products, and try to figure out just what went wrong.  (NSFW as always.) SUBSCRIBE!  http://armyofdrunks.net/subscribe/ SUPPORT!  www.patreon.com/armyofdrunks FACEBOOK!  http://www.facebook.com/armyofdrunksworldwide/

Ever go to D!sneyland and wonder just who that suffering bastard is inside the Winnie the Pooh costume?  Well, we've got him right here!  Learn the inside dirt on what goes on inside that suit, while we get drunk on the most pleasant bastard on earth.  (NSFW as always.) SUBSCRIBE!  http://armyofdrunks.net/subscribe/ SUPPORT!  www.patreon.com/armyofdrunks FACEBOOK!  http://www.facebook.com/armyofdrunksworldwide/

Summer is over, and it's time for making jokes about going back to school, and then making an awkward transition into the fact that this show is one big lesson in whiskey drinking.  Whiskey afficionado Alex MacKay guides us through the ins and outs of how to drink the stuff.  (SPOILER: It goes in your mouth.) SUBSCRIBE!  http://armyofdrunks.net/subscribe/ SUPPORT!  www.patreon.com/armyofdrunks FACEBOOK!  http://www.facebook.com/armyofdrunksworldwide/

It's still August, and everyone has burned their eyes out watching the eclipse.  So sit back with our classic Mojito Show, featuring "groove scholar" Clifton James Weaver, a.k.a. DJ Soft Touch.    SUBSCRIBE!  http://armyofdrunks.net/subscribe/ SUPPORT!  www.patreon.com/armyofdrunks FACEBOOK!  http://www.facebook.com/armyofdrunksworldwide/

It's August, so while everyone f*cks off in the summer heat, let's enjoy an oldie from 2016.  The Ziggy Stardust show was our tribute to David Bowie with LA Weekly music editor Andy Hermann, and it's definitely full of stardust.  (NSFW as always) SUBSCRIBE!  http://armyofdrunks.net/subscribe/ SUPPORT!  www.patreon.com/armyofdrunks FACEBOOK!  http://www.facebook.com/armyofdrunksworldwide/ 

Cons, Sex, and Orgies of Furries!  Look into the dark and sweaty side of anime/sci-fi/comic conventions with someone who's seen it with her own eyes, while we get drunk on the Pink Lady, one of the best "girlie" cocktails ever. (NSFW as always) SUBSCRIBE!  http://armyofdrunks.net/subscribe/ SUPPORT!  www.patreon.com/armyofdrunks FACEBOOK!  http://www.facebook.com/armyofdrunksworldwide/ 

NSFW.  Really NSFW.  Our second show with gender non-binary Adrian Roberts as we go deeper into the trans-person experience.  Also: Robot fucking!  Yep!  Robot fucking.  Did we mention NSFW? SUBSCRIBE!  http://armyofdrunks.net/subscribe/ SUPPORT!  www.patreon.com/armyofdrunks FACEBOOK!  http://www.facebook.com/armyofdrunksworldwide/ 

"Ask a Drunk Transperson!"  Just in time for Trump's military ban, we sit down with guest Adrian Roberts --  one of the first people to legally register as gender non-binary and founder of Bootie Mashup -- to talk gender, transitioning, and hefeweizen beer. (NSFW as always.) SUBSCRIBE!  http://armyofdrunks.net/subscribe/ SUPPORT!  www.patreon.com/armyofdrunks FACEBOOK!  http://www.facebook.com/armyofdrunksworldwide/