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In this episode we learn Dad is the funniest in our family. Which he can't understand because he's known it for a very an eternity. 

Now, this is a story all about howMy life got flipped-turned upside downAnd I'd like to take a minuteJust sit right thereI'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air

In this episode the family solves earths problems by taking charge and implementing rules. 

Its The Fourth of July and T. Jefferson says you should be subscribing to The Apple And The Tree, and giving it a five star rating to prove you don't hate freedom and America. 

In this episode Dad squishes a lady against a building and injures himself in the process. 

In this episode of The Apple And The Tree, the gang discusses dreams, and murder, and other pleasant things. 

Well its down to just two of us now. Hope you enjoy the new format. 

Where did you come from? We don't know, but we do know where we came from thanks to Ancestry.com. This is not a sponsored episode, but we arent in any way opposed to selling out. So don't hesitate to hit us with a sponsorship request. Seriously, do it. Don't hesitate. STOP HESITATING!

Everyone has them, some of them are crunchy, some are soft, some are gooey. No I'm not talking about opinions. Im talking about boogers!

In this episode we go back to our homeland and birth nation of Colorado. We speak to the natives and discuss with the locals. Fun is had. 

Our middle son joins us for a special -and short- episode of The Apple And The Tree. We pretty much spend the entire time trying to get him out of his shell as he suddenly becomes shy (not his personality at all). 

Things are nouns, and nouns are things, and things is a game which is also a noun. This game isn't about nouns though, it's about things. Go Avs. 

Ask us anything... You asked and we answered!

In this episode we find out that Dadrew has a haunting problem and it might even be inherited or hereditary. YES. Hereditary. Ghosts are everywhere people. They outnumber us. When they come for us you better be ready with your vacuums. 

In this episode, Mom and Asher think Dadrew is most likely to start a world war. Dadrew disagrees obviously; in Dadrew's world, life would be a perfect utopia where everyone lives in harmony and eternal peace. Respect would be the artery of civilization and joy, appreciation and love would be the heart and bones of Dadrew's heaven on earth. Duh. 

Ashers learns all about the hardships and difficulty of having to do things without the internet, and even worse -the internet is soooo slow in the 90's!!! Ahhhhhh!

Satan. Good VS. Evil. Who wore it best?

The three from the tree are back discussing dance plagues and tripping over little people. 

Dougs named after a shovel but what would he do with a time machine or if he was a dinosaur? We don't know either but you might find out by listening to this weeks episode of The Apple And The Tree. 

Zombies are coming and we need the very best of the best on our team. How would you survive a zombie apocalypse? Let us know on instagram @TheAppleAndTheTreeFamily