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The Apocalypse: Rescheduled Podcast
57 minutes | Dec 9, 2017
Episode 48: Moral Brankruptcy
Our first (and maybe last) video podcast. It went okay, but the sound is kinda fucked. Sorry about that. Video link: https://youtu.be/zcKWcm79aqY
121 minutes | Nov 15, 2017
Episode 47: I'm a Cat Now Disease
PODCAST. THOR. MCU. OTHER SHIT. Thomas was suuuuuper racist this episode and I had to cut like ten minutes of a tirade against the indigenous Tasmanians. Not sure where that came from. Anyway check this shit out.
99 minutes | Nov 8, 2017
Episode 46: Pork-Fueled Hellscape
Despite more than a year of hype, the first international robot fight was a definative disappointment. And really it's our own fault for beleiving it would be any good. Mario came out also. Also camping.
118 minutes | Oct 31, 2017
Episode 45: Wolfram Beta
As in Wolfram Alpha, the math calculation website. Do people know about that? Also, wolfram is a neat word, another name for the element Tungsten, which is itself quite cool. Tungesten has the highest melting point of any element, and it's exceptionally hard and tough. Of course the guy that came up with the idea of Alpha and Beta wolves has spent most of his career trying to tell people that he was wrong about the idea to begin with. Anyway, this is a podcast episode.
100 minutes | Oct 2, 2017
Episode 44: Designated Attack Panther
Designated. Attack. Panther. Star Trek Discovery is a show that exists, and also Star Wars is a thing. There's a shit load of stuff, so you know, whatever.
104 minutes | Sep 19, 2017
Episode 43: (Re-)Used Doritos
. Okay so we messed up and used the same band name twice, but fortunately it was one that kinda works as a redux title, so hey, whatever. Personally I've always been an advocate for Pre-Used Doritos, instead of Used Doritos. I think it's got a better flow to it, and bettef captures the nature of the doritos themselves. We talked about IT, we may talk more about IT, but we did talk about IT this time as well.
130 minutes | Aug 18, 2017
Episode 42: Revenge Artists
A return to form, or at least a return to the original spirit of the podcast, episode 42 brings you an honest to god series of topics discussed by humans, including a number of a technological nature. We barely mentioned the movie of the week, talked about Thrones and Overtwatch again, but did like 80% of what we planned. And I'm happy with that. Next week we're watching Mission Impossible 5.
130 minutes | Aug 10, 2017
Episode 41: The Fun Police
AKA the one where we talk about Game of Thrones for a full hour and then all the movies we saw in the huge ass gap between episodes. Not a great episode if you don't watch the show. Maybe not that great in general. But it is what it is.
105 minutes | Jul 30, 2017
Episode 40: Hyper Vipers
Sometimes when you're a viper, you gotta be hyper. And sometimes being a hyper viper is alright. This week is The Raid, next time will be Spider-Man: Homecoming, Dunkirk, and fuck it, War for the Planet of the Apes as well probably.
92 minutes | Jul 6, 2017
Episode 39: Golem Apologists
Now I'm not saying for sure that the Golems have done something that requires that we apologize for them, but in the event of a future Golem uprising of some form or another, I just thought I'd toss my hat in the ring early on the side of the massive clay and stone behemoths, you know, just to be safe. This week we watched and disucssed Gangs of New York, and next week will be the cult-hit film the Raid (or the Raid: Redemption, depending on your market).
126 minutes | Jun 24, 2017
Episode 38: Hippopotamus Lawsuit
We're going through an experimental phase where we just don't do shit ever. It's going poorly. Next week is Gangs of New York.
124 minutes | Jun 12, 2017
Episode 37: Bowl-Cuts and Body Bags
This is where I'd put an episode description for 37...IF I HAD ONE! Next week, Wonder Woman? Pirates 5? Both-ish.
158 minutes | May 21, 2017
Episode 36: Shitstorm of Sadness
As is covered in the intro, this week's episode had some behind the scenes techincaly problems, but that shouldn't impact you (other than the fact that this episode is 2:40 long). Next week we will be watching Alien, and maybe some other Alien movies (Alien: Covenant will be discussed), this week was exactly what you have come to expect, so please enjoy (as best you can).
122 minutes | May 12, 2017
Episode 35: Spontaneous Human Consumption
A week late for no real reason, it is the all Rocky episode! Featuring a discussion of all six Rocky movies, and Creed as well just for the hell of it. PLUS various people did various stupid things in the world this week, we mock them. AND at least a non-zero amount of tech and science discussion. Really swinging for the fences with this one. Next week, Guardians of the Galaxy!
100 minutes | Apr 30, 2017
Episode 34: Mercantile Machinations
I have no idea what this episode was about, it's a complete blur. But based on my notes we somehow talked about dinosaur sex, McDonald's (again), and Thomas' (soon to be) famous Ramen recipe. Hell, we didn't even watch the movie we said we'd watch. This week we discussed Face/Off, next week we decided to tackle the whole Rocky series.
117 minutes | Apr 19, 2017
Episode 33: The Stampening
An episode where we return to form, and didn't talk about any of our topics. I know, I missed it too. Movie of the week was Seven Psychopaths, while next week we have the unfortunate task of viewing Face/Off(praise be to The Cagemen).
121 minutes | Apr 13, 2017
Episode 32: Gay Vietnam
Prepare yourself for the most in-depth discussion of the Goofy Movie to have ever been created. Honestly, we probably spent more time on it than the writers did. And if that isn't enough fun for you, there is, once again, and extended discussion of the future of space travel and robot sex, thanks to some lonely chinese robotics expert. Gaming news and Thor discussion thrown in for spice, and you got yourself a podcast. Next wee we will be watching Seven Psychopaths.
124 minutes | Apr 4, 2017
Episode 31: Accidental Holocaust
Sometimes when you're making your joke podcast, talking about video games and movies and tech news, you accidentally turn into a real podcast talking about actual societal issues and policy. This is unfortunately one of those instances. I don't know why it happened, but it did. Movie of the week was Assassin's Creed, and next week we'll be discussing (sigh) A Goofy Movie.
115 minutes | Mar 26, 2017
Episode 30: Morbidly a Beast
So, Jackiechan.com is a bizzare place. Go ahead and check it out, we'll be talking about it in a bit. This week we watched Zardoz (1974), which is just a wonderfully bizzare experience, I wholely recommend it. Next week is (sigh) Assassin's Creed. More Switch discussion, tech news, etc. it's all good.
121 minutes | Mar 19, 2017
Episode 29: Cheeseburgers and Hand Grenades
This week: the Switch, Zelda: Breath of the Wild, movie of the week Logan, as well as Get Out, Kong: Skull Island, and a healthy dose of tech news. Episode 29 was delayed by some personal shit you'll hear about on the podcast, so sorry about that. Next week we will be discussing Zardoz (1974).
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