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Dora the Distroya visits the show and we chat about about winter work VS summer work, TV and movies, Generation Z kids in the work place and the drivers of East coast Canada. Questions that get answered this week: 1) Why does Dora's kid not get invited out after work? 2) Where did Mr. Clay find a sweet porn stash as a kid? 3) What's Dora's favourite TV show right now? 4) What did Mr. Clay recently accomplish with a Q-Tip?   "Nobody will be inspired by what we do" -Teapot-

Dora the Distroya visits the show and we chat about about winter work VS summer work, TV and movies, Generation Z kids in the work place and the drivers of East coast Canada.   Questions that get answered this week: 1) Why does Dora's kid not get invited out after work? 2) Where did Mr. Clay find a sweet porn stash as a kid? 3) What's Dora's favourite TV show right now? 4) What did Mr. Clay recently accomplish with a Q-Tip?   "Nobody will be inspired by what we do" -Teapot-

Thanks for checking out the conclusion to last week’s show. Enjoy as Charlie Ray beams in from the USA for a chat about his current relationship, all while Mr. Clay chats about his past relationship with Chabookie Mike. They talk about renting a Tesla as well as the current state of the stock market. Charlie Ray gives pointers for online dating and Mr. Clay has some great stories about The Starlight and The Desert Inn from his home town.  Questions that get answered over the next 2 weeks: What is Mr. Clay’s going rate for 3 guys to have their way with him? What teenage story did Mr. Clay forget about until just recently? Does Chabookie Mike try and groom Mr. Clay? Does Charlie Ray consider himself a historically handsome man? Are oil changes exclusive to machinery? What is Charlie Ray’s secret move on a date? What has Charlie Ray learned about himself after this last round of online dating? What is Mr. Clay’s culinary expertise when it comes to making breakfast? "Nobody will be inspired by what we do" -Teapot-

For the next 2 episodes, Charlie Ray beams in from the USA for a chat about his current relationship, all while Mr. Clay chats about his past relationship with Chabookie Mike. They talk about renting a Tesla as well as the current state of the stock market. Charlie Ray gives pointers for online dating and Mr. Clay has some great stories about The Starlight and The Desert Inn from his home town.    Questions that get answered over the next 2 weeks: What is Mr. Clay’s going rate for 3 guys to have their way with him? What teenage story did Mr. Clay forget about until just recently? Does Chabookie Mike try and groom Mr. Clay? Does Charlie Ray consider himself a historically handsome man? Are oil changes exclusive to machinery? What is Charlie Ray’s secret move on a date? What has Charlie Ray learned about himself after this last round of online dating? What is Mr. Clay’s culinary expertise when it comes to making breakfast? "Nobody will be inspired by what we do" -Teapot-

Thanks for joining us for Part 2 as we talk to Lexi about her journey from a divorcee to a magical unicorn in the swinging circle. Her story starts from discovering her sexual orientation to 100% owning her sexual liberation. She gives us her first impressions/experiences of sex clubs, swinger parties, paddles, photography, sponsorship and building a lube swimming pool. Lexi gives us intimate details about sex dungeons, kink threshold, lube parties, paint parties, pegging, sex swings and women having the abilities of a super soaker. Sit back and enjoy this delicious journey of one woman’s sexual conquests and self love. Questions that get answered over the next 2 weeks:   How did Lexi first learn of her attraction to the same sex?? What does “Sponsership” mean? What was Lexi’s ultimate goal on her sexual journey? What exactly is a Unicorn? What happens if a Sponsorship goes sideways? Is the lifestyle good for everyone? Does Lexi keep this side of her as a secret or do her friends and family know about it? "Nobody will be inspired by what we do" -Teapot-

For the next 2 episodes we have a special guest (Lexi) who joins the show to chat about her journey from a housewife in a broken marriage to a magical unicorn in the swinging circle. Her story starts from discovering her sexual orientation to 100% owning her sexual liberation. She gives us her first impressions/experiences of sex clubs, swinger parties, paddles, photography, sponsorship and building a lube swimming pool. Lexi gives us intimate details about sex dungeons, kink threshold, lube parties, paint parties, pegging, sex swings and women having the abilities of a super soaker. Sit back and enjoy this delicious journey of one woman’s sexual conquests and self love.   Questions that get answered over the next 2 weeks: How did Lexi first learn of her attraction to the same sex?? What does “Sponsership” mean? What was Lexi’s ultimate goal on her sexual journey? What exactly is a Unicorn? What happens if a Sponsorship goes sideways? Is the lifestyle good for everyone? Does Lexi keep this side of her as a secret or do her friends and family know about it? "Nobody will be inspired by what we do" -Teapot-

This week we finish up part 2 of our episode where we talk all about worldwide items from McDonald’s. Charlie Ray grabs some USA limited McNugget dips which leads to Mr. Clay talking about playing Playstation and ordering beer all while sitting in a McDonald’s in Switzerland. Enjoy as you learn about weird items at McDonald’s from Belgium, The UK, France, Italy, Greece, Germany, Switzerland, Mexico, Sweden, Norway, Estonia, Canada and the USA. Questions that get answered this week: Where can you go to get an apple pie blended into your Milkshake? What are Schokobällchen and where can you get some? Why do the McDonald’s fries taste different in the UK? When did Mr. Clay first experience McDonald’s EASYORDER? "Nobody will be inspired by what we do" -Teapot-

This week is the first part where we talk all about worldwide items from McDonald’s. Charlie Ray grabs some USA limited McNugget dips which leads to Mr. Clay talking about playing Playstation and ordering beer all while sitting in a McDonald’s in Switzerland. Enjoy as you learn about weird items at McDonald’s from Belgium, The UK, France, Italy, Greece, Germany, Switzerland, Mexico, Sweden, Norway, Estonia, Canada and the USA.   Questions that get answered this week: Where can you go to get an apple pie blended into your Milkshake? What are Schokobällchen and where can you get some? Why do the McDonald’s fries taste different in the UK? When did Mr. Clay first experience McDonald’s EASYORDER?   "Nobody will be inspired by what we do" -Teapot-

The final clips show from season one is upon us.  The first part of the show has Teapot and Mr. Clay talk about domestic abuse, nipple extensions, lighting people on fire and Germany's self serve hotels. The midsection is where Tara D and Mr. Clay discuss the signs and symptoms that led Tara to her cancer diagnosis. In act 3, the hosts bring it all together with Teapot and Mr. Clay chatting about bathroom rituals, squirt cheese and the gloriousness of the Swedish pear milkshake.   The clips from this show can be found in the following episodes. Episode 2: The Swedish pear milkshake Episode 19: I would like a nipple extension Episode 50: Ignore it and it will go away   "Nobody will be inspired by what we do" -Teapot-

Thanks for joining us with the conclusion to our episode with Shiloh Minor. This week Shiloh gives us reasons on why we are attracted to certain people and why it’s best to work individually rather than together on counseling. Shiloh talks about her past relationships and why her current one is far superior to the previous ones and why getting a babysitter for even just a few hours every week is one of the best investments that your relationship can make; like it’s a real game changer. Before the show ends we play a game of “Would you rather?” and then Shiloh answers 2 questions sent in from our listeners. Questions that get answered this week: What is a woman’s greatest asset? How can one person start a dialogue if their partner doesn’t seem interested? How can you deal with a woman who tends to be too emotional? "Nobody will be inspired by what we do" -Teapot-

Welcome back Knowitalls. This week we have a special guest on the show and she talks candidly about what role women and men should play in a successful relationship. Shiloh Minor is a love and relationship coach from Nova Scotia, Canada and over the next 2 episodes she explains what she does and how it has impacted her life as well as those around her. Hear Shiloh chat about her parent’s divorce, her personal path to clarity as well as the exhaustion that comes from simultaneously being a mom, a wife and a career woman.   Questions that get answered this week: What’s the most important thing that a woman can bring to a relationship? Throughout history, what has a woman’s role been? Why should women stop giving a fuck? Why do women feel guilt over doing “extra” around the house? "Nobody will be inspired by what we do" -Teapot-

Season one clips show: Part 12 The first part of the show has Dora Cote as she hangs out with Teapot and Mr. Clay and they chat about mixing actual cream pies with onlyfans content, what item she cooked to secure a spot on Masterchef Canada and how to bake a piecakin. The team talks about the Hostess discount store and the rare pies that get discounted at these locations which leads the conversation to Brazilian Steakhouses and KFC using Cheetos for everything. The 2nd part of the show has Dora chatting about the golf ball sized tumor in her neck and Mr. Clay talking about his cancer scare.   The clips from this show can be found in the following episodes. Episode 28: Do you know who I am? Episode 48: Bubba knew what was going on   "Nobody will be inspired by what we do" -Teapot-

Thanks for joining us this week with the conclusion to last week’s episode about The Gelman’s perfect balls, the vat of KFC gravy, the name that SIRI calls Mr. Clay, Hot tub procedures, Sibling rivalries, Gelman’s dreams and one of our recently favorite TikToks.   "Nobody will be inspired by what we do" -Teapot-

Guess who is chatting up a storm this week? That’s right… Teapot and The Gelman are back and this time we get really deep inside The Gelman’s mind and how Doritos and Coca Cola play a huge part in his dreams. Our main chat this week centers on Cancun resorts, excursions and people but we do manage to squeeze in a quick bit on the vat of KFC gravy that came with Mr. Clay’s KFC family meal. Questions that get answered this week: What is a Cockasaures Rex and why does Mr. Clay have a few? How do we convert Pesos to USD without an app? What flavor of corn chip does not go well inside an Oreo? Where is the worst place to sit on a catarmaran if you want to stay warm and dry? "Nobody will be inspired by what we do" -Teapot-

The theme this week is a season 1, "Best of" clips show that barely scratches the surface of Teapot and Mr. Clay’s Disneyland trips. We chat about the box “O” pop, being bullied as well as being a bully, hotel water pressure, Disney backstage passes, Nicholas Cage ruining vacations, Club 33, Teapot’s angry mother and also a little story about how a homeless man disguised himself as Mr. Clay’s dad.   The clips from this show can be found in the following episodes. Episode 5:  The happiest f**king place on Earth Episode 16: My first time is your best time Episode 17: I always use the gloryhole in Fantasyland for that   "Nobody will be inspired by what we do" -Teapot-

This week’s episode is split into 2 parts cuz it was just too damn long and we didn’t wanna bore you for 1.5 solid hours. We figured that boring you is better if we break it up into two smaller segments. Logic!  Dora Cote is on the show once again and together we bring you stories of Ghosts, workplace shenanigans, Losing a loved one, A&W secret sauce, oil money mentality, Nor’easters, Dora needing a manly-man at her jobsite, Walmart bathroom noises and a game of ‘Would you rather” that involves Grandpa, the pyramids, food porn and incest. Enjoy part two. "Nobody will be inspired by what we do" -Teapot-

This week’s episode is split into 2 parts cuz it was just too damn long and we didn’t wanna bore you for 1.5 solid hours. We figured that boring you is better if we break it up into two smaller segments. Logic!    Dora Cote is on the show once again and together we bring you stories of Ghosts, workplace shenanigans, Losing a loved one, A&W secret sauce, oil money mentality, Nor’easters, Dora needing a manly-man at her jobsite, Walmart bathroom noises and a game of ‘Would you rather” that involves Grandpa, the pyramids, food porn and incest. Enjoy part one.   "Nobody will be inspired by what we do" -Teapot-

This week is a compilation with two of our guests from season 1.  Randy Marsh and Daddy Issues both join us with some conversation about Broken beer kegs, Kabuki cabs, anal whisking, gall bladder surgery, family and middle school rejection; plus we learn exactly how My Chemical Romance changed Randy’s life. Mr. Clay takes note on one of the many reasons that he isn’t invited to family picnics and Teapot reflects on her mom’s inability to read instructions when it comes to surgery after care. "Nobody will be inspired by what we do" -Teapot-

Welcome back Knowitalls. After a 3 week break we are back with another episode loaded with info about really pointy shoes, glow in the dark spooge, weird town names and diseases that you can catch while swimming in the Caspian Sea. Charlie Ray talks about his glowstick penis, Middle Eastern rap and the 500 item restaurant buffet that he experienced in Estonia. On the other hand, Mr. Clay talks about the town in Austria named “Fucking”, siblings who would like to marry each other and how he almost became homeless in Monaco.   Questions that get answered this week: How do rich people spend their free time in Monaco? Why is it important to pay attention to the rules when staying at a hotel? How many climate zones does Azerbaijan have? What is a claim to fame of the men in Central America? "Nobody will be inspired by what we do" -Teapot-

This week we have some goodies from some of our season one guests. We get visited by The Gelman and Dora Cote so that we can chat about cheese pizzas being lame and why Grogu's classification as a child may be confusing for sexual predators. Dora Cote goes deep on the Masterchef Canada application process while still finding time to talk about Diphallia (being born with 2 penises). We learn what inspired Mr. Clay to love cooking and then we finish the show with Dora, Teapot and Mr. Clay playing a round of "Would you rather?" Clips all taken from the following episodes: Ep 26: Dry ass pork chops Ep 27: Women with weiners Ep 31: Clay's prostate exam   "Nobody will be inspired by what we do" -Teapot-