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The All Seeing Guys with Greg & Joe
87 minutes | 13 days ago
Ep 150: Let's See What Happens
Welcome to episode 150 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. We are celebrating the milestone that is episode 150! We got our buzz on and straight out the gate we throw the episode plan out the window and decided to see what happens. We dive into childhood memories, strange moments that stick out, great Grandparents, family parties, the hilarious and murky world of community Facebook groups, Joe works with actors, a year of lockdown, a year of recording the podcast over Skype and we also reflect on how the podcast has (de)evolved over the years. We do Geezedropping at the end of this episode just to shake things up (and we were talking so much we forgot to do it at the start). We also talk about the passing of Jessica Walter and our love for Arrested Development. And so much more!
68 minutes | a month ago
Ep 149: Pluto, Dog or Planet?
Welcome to episode 149 The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. We catch up on life in general, Greg is getting over being sick for the last week (not Covid, two negative tests), the guys discuss how the last year caused people’s social media to change and as a result.... we quite like people’s food photos now. Greg shows off his new mic which sparks Joe to bring up Indian singer ‘Vennu Mallesh’ and they end up reading out the lyrics to his INCREDIBLE song ‘It's My Life What Ever I Wanna Do’, We beg you, go watch the music video now if you haven’t seen it!! Then it’s onto Geezedropping! We talk about Nic Cage's new marriage, the ridiculous uproar over the de-sexualised cartoon rabbit in Space Jam 2, and the appropriate removal of the inappropriate skunk, Pepe Le Pew. We discuss rule 34 of life ‘if it exists then there is porn of it’ and try to answer the big question "When you hear 'Pluto', do you think Mickey Mouses' dog? Or the planet?" All this and much more!
72 minutes | a month ago
Ep 148: Said The Actor To The Bishop
Welcome to episode 148 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. For some reason saying 'said the actor to the Bishop' is a thing in this episode, despite the saying actually being 'Actress to the Bishop'. Joe goes to the dentist and shares his experience of having to have an emergency tooth removal. Greg discusses the sudden surge in 'sex scam?' messages and reads a few out, then it's into Geezedroping. We cover some recent stories including Bam Margera's exit from Jackass 4 which leads us to look back to his early CKY videos which all had a huge effect on us both growing up, TikTok user posts a video of how she used glue instead of hair spray and the ex-rugby player who sucked off an old man for vodka then realises what he had done, so murders the old man in a horrific fashion. All that and more!
56 minutes | 2 months ago
Ep 147: Totally Gregged!
Welcome to episode 147 The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. We are battle Skype issues this episode which doesn’t affect the audio, so it’s all good for your listening pleasure. We catch up, talk Gregs birthday, lockdown dentist visit, the passing of Dustin Diamond which leads us to the new series of Saved By The Bell, Cobra Kai, and the upcoming Mighty Ducks series. We learn the definitions of ‘Getting Gregged’ and ‘Gregging’ before sharing an incredible story sent in by a listener in which we go on a roller coaster ride of drugs, booze, a sh*t-filled spider-man suit, and shame, we laugh so much it actually hurts. We talk about a Valentine's gift a woman gave her husband which has mixed reactions and Joe shares some filthy UK-based confessions. All this and much more
91 minutes | 2 months ago
Ep 146: Dick Appointment
Welcome to episode 146 The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. We catch up on recent events, snow, work, and life. The guys get a little sentimental about the podcast, reflecting on how thanks to the show the last six years of our lives have been recorded, the highs, the lows, love and loss, and of course the last year of madness. It also keeps a record of things we may not want to have to face like.... another Mouse update! Greg updates Joe on Ian Beales big exit from Eastenders and then we move onto Geezedropping where all this weeks 'geezedrops' were sent in by you, the listeners, and the term ‘Dick Appointment’ becomes an instant hit! The guys even take a stab at discussing the huge Gamestop stock market event and feel smart for a fleeting moment before wrapping up with a story about a robber who was apprehended by a blow job till the police arrive. All this and more!
69 minutes | 3 months ago
Ep 145: Banging Household Objects Whilst Your Sex Doll is in Repair
Welcome to episode 145 The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. It only took a few days of 2021 to remind us that the madness of 2020 doesn’t stop there, from a fresh lockdown, to bear like trump supporters storming the Capitol Building, and whatever else has happened between us recording this episode and releasing it. We have our regular catch-up and Geezedropping, but in this episode we find ourselves reflecting on how much our lives have changed over the last year, from birthdays in lockdown, to not only changing jobs but entire industries. We look at the bizarre story of Armie Hammer being accused of being a Cannibal, follow up on the story of the bodybuilder who recently married his sex doll only to cheat on her but not with another doll, or an actual person, and Dean Gaffney is popping up in DMs again. We also share our theories on how the ‘three shells’ from Demolition Man work. All this and more
69 minutes | 3 months ago
Ep 144: The Taint Modern
Welcome to episode 144 The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. It’s our first time recording since before Christmas and the first episode of 2021, so we have lots to catch up on. Greg finishes his job as a Covid Tester and wishes the rest of his team well, Joe made a spontaneous purchase to treat himself and the guys talk about guesting on the Anywhere But Here Podcast before jumping into Geezedropping. We smash through some leftover odd ‘news articles’ from 2020 to clear the slate for 2021, talking about the Spam & Oreo burger, the Bodybuilder who finally marries his sex doll, a lady who marries a briefcase, and celebrities who got normal jobs. We briefly look at the celebrity death list for 2020 but it didn’t feel right this year so cut it short, yes, we do have hearts, we’re just as surprised as you. All this and much more, It’s a really fun episode
100 minutes | 4 months ago
Ep 143: Star Wars and Dicks
Welcome to episode 143 The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. It’s both an exciting and stressful episode as it was being recorded in the last hours of Greg’s ‘Read Five Designs’ Kickstarter to fund the Star Wars Kenner toy guide he’s been working on, and at this point, it was close to going either way. So there are updates throughout and the guys discuss the journey of the Kickstarter experience. Both Greg and Joe are a little intoxicated too which only adds to the excitement. While still on a Star Wars hype Greg shares his excitable thoughts on the season two finale of The Mandalorian, we talk about Nic Cage getting his own Netflix show on the history of the swearing, and the craziness around the long-awaited game Cyberpunk 2077, which Greg and Joe have been playing and so much more!
74 minutes | 4 months ago
Ep 142: Of Mice & Monolith
Welcome to episode 142 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. We're back over the skype waves and after a quick catch up Greg shares the (hopefully) final installment of the ongoing mouse saga and then we dive into Geezedropping. We look at some strange, odd, annoying, and interesting recent 'news' stories including Tik Tok influencers shaving their teeth for the perfect smile, the Monolith that's appearing and disappearing around the globe, and a lady who regrets getting her dog paw prints tattooed on her breasts. An apology to one of our listeners backfires which derails everything. We talk about so much more and have a laugh all the way through. Enjoy
88 minutes | 5 months ago
Ep 141: Mouse Games
Welcome to episode 141 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. We're back over the skype waves and we quickly realise we both pre-gamed a little too hard before recording and are all other place making each other laugh. It's not entirely our fault either as we were having Skype delay issues (which haven't affected the audio of the podcast) which was throwing us off. But man we had fun. We talk two years since our unofficial (official in our hearts) Town Ambassador of Kingston, Moses passed away, Joe loses it in Geezedropping, Greg is disgruntled by the news of a Short Circuit remake, we visit another unusual wedding tradition and we revisit agony aunts with someone who always poos when they cum, oh dear. Greg also gives an update on 'Mouse watch' and the plans to make it 'disappear' gangster style. We talk about so much more and laugh silly till the end. Join us.
75 minutes | 5 months ago
Ep 140: Revenge of The Mouse
Welcome to episode 140 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg & Joe. We're back over the skype waves catching up on life, Lockdown, how Covid has changed our lives and what the future holds, our pub visit before lockdown, and how Joe is coping with falling back into a working routine. We talk about the US election and how we rely on Tom and Ant from Anywhere But Here Podcast to explain politics for us, Greg launches his Read Five Designs Kickstarter to help get the Star Wars book he's working on to get made and he also tells Joe about a recent Mouse encounter which is ongoing. We also look at a couple of bizarre new stories, one where a young man was fined £300 for breaching lockdown restrictions to watch park doggers and another where a groom to be is freaked out by his Fiancee's family Wedding night sex ritual. All this and more!
92 minutes | 6 months ago
Ep 139: I Called Things off With Ray & Used Sage to Keep Him at Bay
Welcome to episode 139 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg & Joe. We talk over the Skype waves about our new lives in this age of Covid, such as new jobs & Zoom interviews vs in-person interviews. We have Geezdrops all sent in by you. We get sidetracked a lot, as we’ve both got quite a buzz on & have a lot of fun on this episode. Amethyst Realms is back and her wedding to her ghost lover, Ray, has hit a few issues, such as Ray partying too much with his spirit crew. We talk the world record for w*nking, Iceland supermarket sends a chicken nugget into space and a football stadium gets a new name but not the one the fans voted for. A real fun episode where we laugh ourselves silly. Enjoy
69 minutes | 6 months ago
Ep 138: The Brassiere Repair Shop
Welcome to episode 138 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg & Joe. This episode was good old catch up, but of course, we kick things off with Geezedropping, we talk about the latest Ritz Cricker & Dick Disturbance radio play installment ‘The Mosaic’, which came out last week, and what we can expect from the next & final part. We talk about some other projects we are working on from hip hop drawings to Star Wars photography, we talk about a dentist pulling teeth on a hoover board, the conversation takes some odd turns from a face full of teeth to Joe opening a brassiere repair shop. It’s an odd but fun episode as always Enjoy.
34 minutes | 6 months ago
RADIO PLAY: Ritz & Dick in... The Mosaic
The adventures of Detectives Ritz Cricker & Dick Disturbance conclude. The follow-up radio play to ‘Rise of the Moonwalkers’ and 'The Time Vagina' is finally here.... The Mosaic. After running the Moonwalkers out of town, saving Grimwood from being destroyed when the Time Vagina opened by running into it, they are now trapped in 1882. Grimwood in 1882 is a very dangerous place as Ritz and Dick face off against the town's historical serial killer... The Mosaic. Our heroes must find their only hope of ever getting home, Sally Dinners, who missing in time, face off against Mayor Quench Thirsty in a town that respects and loves him, while trying to solve the case of the murderous The Mosaic as the bodies pile up or Ritz and Dick face the gallows. This is the epic final installment of the radio play trilogy, brought to you by the twisted minds behind The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg & Joe. Full-on comedy, action, drama & adventure awaits.... Written & produced by Greg Armstrong, starring Greg Armstrong and Joe Jackson. Starring Ed Wooderson, with Tom & Ant of the Anywhere But Here Podcast.
66 minutes | 6 months ago
Ep 137: Is a Bloke W*nking Sexy?
Welcome to episode 137 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg & Joe. We are back over the Skype waves, with a bunch of fresh Geezedrops sent in from you lovely listeners. We talk the sad news of the Crobar closing, the Alan Partridge Brass statue that popped up overnight in Norwich, Aarron Carters porn debut where he plays guitar naked and knocks one out in the shower, Vietnam repackage over 300,000 used condoms for resale, and we have a good old chinwag about what we are watching, what we are playing and what we are looking forward to coming out. We also talk about the next installment of the Ritz Cricker & Dick Disturbance Radio Play 'The Mosaic Part One' which coming next week! All this and much more.
59 minutes | 7 months ago
Ep 136: I Need To Be Ongoing Now
Welcome to episode 136 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg & Joe. For the first time in what feels like forever we record in the same room, at a distance of course. No real episode planned but we took the chance we had to record together and catch up on how life has been over the last year. We have a bumper edition of Geezedrops as Greg was fully stocked for the first time in a while. We talk about stoned situations we found ourselves in during our younger days, our first pub experiences, Joe tries some Trinidad Scorpion chili crisps, and the Micky Marzano pizza Greg is always banging on about and we wrap up in classic fashion with an incest story. All this and more.
60 minutes | 7 months ago
Ep 135: Blue Petering
Welcome to episode 135 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg & Joe. This episode, after a catch-up, Greg shares some stories from his family camping trip including a traumatic encounter with a swan, we reflect on the very sad passing of Chadwick Boseman & have some hilarious Geezedrops to dissect. Then we dive into some recent stories including a local one about a man seen strolling naked in the park at 6 am, David Blaine's recent balloon stunt, Blue Petering (a weird term we made up for... well, it’s best to just listen rather then me explain this madness) and we wrap up with a classic incest story! All this & more.
68 minutes | 8 months ago
Ep 134: A lot Of Hoo-Ha & Sexual Trolls.
Welcome to episode 134 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg & Joe. We catch up on life in the new normal with our first venture to a pub in months, the crazy heat & weather we’ve been enduring, Greg went to Chessington World of Adventures, Joe took a trip to Bournemouth, we talk pizza from Micky Marzano's & after having none last episode we return to with fresh slab of Geezedropping. We discuss the Blockbuster Video Airb&b, the Trolls World Tour doll pulled from sale amidst pedophile grooming accusations, and then we dive into the origins of everyday sayings such as ‘dressed to the nines’ & ‘Straight from the horse's mouth’. All this & much more.
98 minutes | 8 months ago
Ep 133: Ian Beale, He's Been Through a Fair Bit.
Welcome to episode 133 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg & Joe, it's a sunny Sunday afternoon, Gregs hungover and Joe is knackered, so we pour ourselves a drink, open Skype and have some fun.... by talking, not sex stuff. This episode we catch up, talk recent large spider encounters, an OAP who didn't realise it was illegal to have sex with dogs, Joes experience watching Uncut Gems, Greg cut his thumb slicing bread and much more. We finally attempt to look over the life of Eastender's character, Ian Beale. A lot happens to this dude, it's all confusing, incestuous, and hilarious.
79 minutes | 9 months ago
Ep 132: He's a Wrecking Machine!!!
Welcome to episode 132 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg & Joe, we talk about life in the new normal, Greg (who is less sober than he has been through the lockdown episodes) gives his Last of Us Part 2 update & Joe gives an update on his Marvel Movie viewing. We share some great Geezedrops including a pretty epic one from the park. It’s another random conversation episode, meaning we talk a lot of sh*t, including talking about sh*t, hot crisps, The Old Guard, the Loch Ness Monster & so much more. We look at how this year could get crazier by discussing raccoon dogs, along with all the other madness listed but not really seen such as murder hornets & mega rats. We talk about some crack heads who got into a confusing situation involving a Kinder Egg being pulled out of a vagina & a harsh beating which was all put aside to carrying on taking drugs. Basically there's a lot going on and we laugh ourselves stupid.
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