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The All Seeing Guys with Greg & Joe
75 minutes | 13 days ago
Ep 140: Revenge of The Mouse
Welcome to episode 140 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg & Joe. We're back over the skype waves catching up on life, Lockdown, how Covid has changed our lives and what the future holds, our pub visit before lockdown, and how Joe is coping with falling back into a working routine. We talk about the US election and how we rely on Tom and Ant from Anywhere But Here Podcast to explain politics for us, Greg launches his Read Five Designs Kickstarter to help get the Star Wars book he's working on to get made and he also tells Joe about a recent Mouse encounter which is ongoing. We also look at a couple of bizarre new stories, one where a young man was fined £300 for breaching lockdown restrictions to watch park doggers and another where a groom to be is freaked out by his Fiancee's family Wedding night sex ritual. All this and more!
92 minutes | a month ago
Ep 139: I Called Things off With Ray & Used Sage to Keep Him at Bay
Welcome to episode 139 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg & Joe. We talk over the Skype waves about our new lives in this age of Covid, such as new jobs & Zoom interviews vs in-person interviews. We have Geezdrops all sent in by you. We get sidetracked a lot, as we’ve both got quite a buzz on & have a lot of fun on this episode. Amethyst Realms is back and her wedding to her ghost lover, Ray, has hit a few issues, such as Ray partying too much with his spirit crew. We talk the world record for w*nking, Iceland supermarket sends a chicken nugget into space and a football stadium gets a new name but not the one the fans voted for. A real fun episode where we laugh ourselves silly. Enjoy
69 minutes | a month ago
Ep 138: The Brassiere Repair Shop
Welcome to episode 138 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg & Joe. This episode was good old catch up, but of course, we kick things off with Geezedropping, we talk about the latest Ritz Cricker & Dick Disturbance radio play installment ‘The Mosaic’, which came out last week, and what we can expect from the next & final part. We talk about some other projects we are working on from hip hop drawings to Star Wars photography, we talk about a dentist pulling teeth on a hoover board, the conversation takes some odd turns from a face full of teeth to Joe opening a brassiere repair shop. It’s an odd but fun episode as always Enjoy.
34 minutes | 2 months ago
RADIO PLAY: Ritz & Dick in... The Mosaic
The adventures of Detectives Ritz Cricker & Dick Disturbance conclude. The follow-up radio play to ‘Rise of the Moonwalkers’ and 'The Time Vagina' is finally here.... The Mosaic. After running the Moonwalkers out of town, saving Grimwood from being destroyed when the Time Vagina opened by running into it, they are now trapped in 1882. Grimwood in 1882 is a very dangerous place as Ritz and Dick face off against the town's historical serial killer... The Mosaic. Our heroes must find their only hope of ever getting home, Sally Dinners, who missing in time, face off against Mayor Quench Thirsty in a town that respects and loves him, while trying to solve the case of the murderous The Mosaic as the bodies pile up or Ritz and Dick face the gallows. This is the epic final installment of the radio play trilogy, brought to you by the twisted minds behind The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg & Joe. Full-on comedy, action, drama & adventure awaits.... Written & produced by Greg Armstrong, starring Greg Armstrong and Joe Jackson. Starring Ed Wooderson, with Tom & Ant of the Anywhere But Here Podcast.
66 minutes | 2 months ago
Ep 137: Is a Bloke W*nking Sexy?
Welcome to episode 137 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg & Joe. We are back over the Skype waves, with a bunch of fresh Geezedrops sent in from you lovely listeners. We talk the sad news of the Crobar closing, the Alan Partridge Brass statue that popped up overnight in Norwich, Aarron Carters porn debut where he plays guitar naked and knocks one out in the shower, Vietnam repackage over 300,000 used condoms for resale, and we have a good old chinwag about what we are watching, what we are playing and what we are looking forward to coming out. We also talk about the next installment of the Ritz Cricker & Dick Disturbance Radio Play 'The Mosaic Part One' which coming next week! All this and much more.
59 minutes | 2 months ago
Ep 136: I Need To Be Ongoing Now
Welcome to episode 136 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg & Joe. For the first time in what feels like forever we record in the same room, at a distance of course. No real episode planned but we took the chance we had to record together and catch up on how life has been over the last year. We have a bumper edition of Geezedrops as Greg was fully stocked for the first time in a while. We talk about stoned situations we found ourselves in during our younger days, our first pub experiences, Joe tries some Trinidad Scorpion chili crisps, and the Micky Marzano pizza Greg is always banging on about and we wrap up in classic fashion with an incest story. All this and more.
60 minutes | 3 months ago
Ep 135: Blue Petering
Welcome to episode 135 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg & Joe. This episode, after a catch-up, Greg shares some stories from his family camping trip including a traumatic encounter with a swan, we reflect on the very sad passing of Chadwick Boseman & have some hilarious Geezedrops to dissect. Then we dive into some recent stories including a local one about a man seen strolling naked in the park at 6 am, David Blaine's recent balloon stunt, Blue Petering (a weird term we made up for... well, it’s best to just listen rather then me explain this madness) and we wrap up with a classic incest story! All this & more.
68 minutes | 3 months ago
Ep 134: A lot Of Hoo-Ha & Sexual Trolls.
Welcome to episode 134 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg & Joe. We catch up on life in the new normal with our first venture to a pub in months, the crazy heat & weather we’ve been enduring, Greg went to Chessington World of Adventures, Joe took a trip to Bournemouth, we talk pizza from Micky Marzano's & after having none last episode we return to with fresh slab of Geezedropping. We discuss the Blockbuster Video Airb&b, the Trolls World Tour doll pulled from sale amidst pedophile grooming accusations, and then we dive into the origins of everyday sayings such as ‘dressed to the nines’ & ‘Straight from the horse's mouth’. All this & much more.
98 minutes | 4 months ago
Ep 133: Ian Beale, He's Been Through a Fair Bit.
Welcome to episode 133 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg & Joe, it's a sunny Sunday afternoon, Gregs hungover and Joe is knackered, so we pour ourselves a drink, open Skype and have some fun.... by talking, not sex stuff. This episode we catch up, talk recent large spider encounters, an OAP who didn't realise it was illegal to have sex with dogs, Joes experience watching Uncut Gems, Greg cut his thumb slicing bread and much more. We finally attempt to look over the life of Eastender's character, Ian Beale. A lot happens to this dude, it's all confusing, incestuous, and hilarious.
79 minutes | 4 months ago
Ep 132: He's a Wrecking Machine!!!
Welcome to episode 132 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg & Joe, we talk about life in the new normal, Greg (who is less sober than he has been through the lockdown episodes) gives his Last of Us Part 2 update & Joe gives an update on his Marvel Movie viewing. We share some great Geezedrops including a pretty epic one from the park. It’s another random conversation episode, meaning we talk a lot of sh*t, including talking about sh*t, hot crisps, The Old Guard, the Loch Ness Monster & so much more. We look at how this year could get crazier by discussing raccoon dogs, along with all the other madness listed but not really seen such as murder hornets & mega rats. We talk about some crack heads who got into a confusing situation involving a Kinder Egg being pulled out of a vagina & a harsh beating which was all put aside to carrying on taking drugs. Basically there's a lot going on and we laugh ourselves stupid.
74 minutes | 5 months ago
Ep 131: Super Karens
Welcome to episode 131 of The All Seeing Guys with Greg & Joe, and we are once again joining you during the tail end of lockdown. This episode we end up not sticking to the episode plan and just have a chat. We talk about how easy it is to get labeled, such as being called a Karen, reflect on how Lockdown has affected us, and how life has changed going forward. We talk about our recent wonder in the woods with Ed, TV shows we are watching, Hamilton on Disney+, the pubs reopening, Greg has been playing The Last Of Us 2 and Joe is still working his way through the Marvel movies, and much more. It's a really fun episode where Greg and Joe do what they do best... chat shit and make each other laugh.
85 minutes | 5 months ago
Ep 130: Biscuit Dabbling
Welcome to episode 130 of The All Seeing Guys with Greg & Joe, and we are once again joining you during the tail end of lockdown. Another fun-packed episode, we catch up on life, the sad passing of British Actor Ian Holm then dive into our last couple of Lockdown Geezdrops. We talk about a pair of identical twins who share the same boyfriend and have an unhealthy exercise obsession, we look over common sex mistakes according to a recent survey, and then we share Britain's top choice of biscuits before sharing our own top five biscuit choices, it's a lot more fun than it sounds.
76 minutes | 5 months ago
Ep 129: Broom Handle Fantasies
Welcome to episode 129 of The All Seeing Guys with Greg & Joe, and we are once again joining you during the (starting to ease) lockdown. This is a packed episode, we have a catch-up, talk about the Chicago Bulls docuseries 'The Last Dance', two men hired to perform a sexual fantasy involving a broom break into the wrong house, a man dies from toad venom at a porn stars house, the Twitch streamer who identifies as deer and much more. We wrap up discussing our top five episodes of The Simpsons, which is great fun. Enjoy
94 minutes | 6 months ago
Ep 128: Zoom Court
Welcome to episode 128 of The All Seeing Guys with Greg & Joe, and we are once again joining you during the lockdown. This episode celebrates five years of The All Seeing Guys! Crazy right? After we have a quick lockdown catch up talking about McDonald's drive-through queues & a murder on Zoom, we look back to past episodes and give updates on some of our favorite stories we covered. We also discuss our top 5 video games and Nic Cage! All this and so much more!
73 minutes | 6 months ago
Ep 127: It Always Goes Wrong When You Mention DMX
Welcome to episode 127 of The All Seeing Guys with Greg & Joe, and we are once again joining you during the lockdown. We catch up on life in lockdown here in the UK, then lighten the mood with another recent story about objectophilia, last episode it was a woman dating a chandelier, this episode its a woman marrying a Boeing 737-800, we discuss the baby name, X Æ A-12, Elon Musk and Grimes have chosen for their newborn son, the TikTok 'challenge' where you simply piss yourself and we wrap up with Joes top ten albums. All this and so much more
82 minutes | 7 months ago
Ep 126: Essential Love in a Transit Van
Welcome to episode 126 of The All Seeing Guys with Greg & Joe, and we are once again joining you during the lockdown. We share our personal bee in our bonnets on the surge of social media challenge nominations, we aren’t saying they are bad & we would accept it if didn’t mean having to nominate other people... maybe, I mean, we’re also lazy with that sh*t. We revisit an old story with a new update involving a lady who is in a relationship with a 92-year-old German Chandelier named 'Lumiere'. We learn about a woman thriving during lockdown with her ‘essential service’ to satisfy men in the back of her camper van for a reasonable fee, as well as bringing back our Agony Aunt segment, looking at how an affair is tough but not impossible during lockdown... even if it should be. We play a preview of Tom from AnyWhere But Here’s new podcast documentary series called ‘Banned Biographies’ covering some of the most notorious bands to ever grace the world's stages, check it out. All this & much more!
37 minutes | 7 months ago
Ep 125: Pat Sharps Guantanamo Bay & Lockdown Life
Welcome to episode 125 of The All Seeing Guys, we know we said this would be a regular length episode with 2020 Kebab award coverage, however, we had some technical difficulties recording this episode, 125 is a cursed number to us now. Not to worry though, it only affects the episode in that it’s slightly shorter in length, everything else is fine. I had to cut the kebab award discussion but we’ll revisit it later, and we have sorted the issues going forward so back to normal episodes next time! We catch up on how lockdown life is treating us, how it’s affecting the British public, we look at a story from all the way back in February when life was very different & customers in a Poundworld were tricked into licking the staffs feet, we talk the neighborhood app & an agony aunt who gives advice we can get behind. All this & a little bit more. Enjoy
72 minutes | 8 months ago
Ep 124: We're Back & Dicerollers - The Ideas
We're back and we have brand new Dicerollers Tracks with us! The world has gone to shit since we recorded episode 123, so plenty to catch up on. This was a bit of a test run as it's the first time we've recorded in different locations, Joe is at his house, Greg is at his, and although we missed being in the same room it was still a lot of fun and the process worked remarkably well. We catch up on the global pandemic, life in lockdown, working from home, the 5G theory and much more. This is a special episode as after we finish our chit chat we play the entire new Dicerollers EP! All our new tracks in their entirety, something we have worked very hard on and are really excited to share with our listeners, friends, and family. You can find the full Dicerollers 'The Ideas EP' on all streaming services including Spotify, Apple Music as well as Soundcloud and Bandcamp. So pour yourself a drink, light up a zute, wash your hands and kick back at a safe distance from anyone else and chill with The All Seeing Guys. Its good to be back, enjoy.
120 minutes | 8 months ago
Bonus: Let's Do a FlashBack Episode - Part Three
Yes, it's another 'Flashback' episode but fear not, during this current craziness that is going on we have put things in place that will allow us to record remotely, so if all goes to plan we will have brand new episodes of The All Seeing Guys coming out during this unsociable and uncertain time. This episode Greg catches up on what's been going on and shares the audio from a little recent catch up with Joe. Then we go into clips taken from episodes 40-60. There were so many fun bits in here to choose which is why this is a longer episode. Hope you enjoy and we'll have a new episode with you very soon.
97 minutes | 9 months ago
Bonus: Let's Do a FlashBack Episode - Part Two
Welcome to The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. If you are a regular listener you'll know after a solid run of almost five years without missing an episode we have hit a bump with no longer having a set time and location to record, meaning for the first time we are going to miss some episode releases. However, we aren't going cold turkey and leaving your ears without us just yet. We've gone back and put a series of flashback episodes together, this one features clips from episodes 20 to 40. This is where we really hit our stride, we have our one year birthday of the show during this set of flashbacks with lots of guest audio clips that were sent in and sprinkled across this episode. We had loads of guests during these episodes, Caz Woolcocks, Ed Wooderson, Calum Wright, Ben Monopoli, Elizabeth Armstrong, Jay and Tony, Tom Snape, Chris Fordrey and Jason Armstrong. This flashback episode really reminds us why we love doing the show.
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