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Your ex-girlfriend approaches you and says that to save the world, you need to put your souls in a jar so your bodies can be possessed by 1800s witches. SURE! It’s the #Riverdale finale!!! Episode 622, Night of the Comet! BUY SOME AF STICKERS: https://visitbiniland.com/products/afictionados-stickers If you like what we do here, please consider donating at: Patreon.com/theafictionados Find us on the internet: The Afictionados: @theafictionados on Twitter, Facebook, Tumblr, Instagram (but mostly Twitter) Email us at: afictionadospodcast (@) gmail .com Robyn: @RobynEJeffrey on Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat, Redbubble, TikTok @ffaraday on Tumblr @hibyrdi on Instagram, Twitter, TikTok shopbeeluxe.com/collections/hibyrdi Brittany: @brittania_ on Twitter @visitbiniland on Instagram, Twitter, TikTok visitbiniland.com Sam (credit only): @samcaseys on Twitter collider.com/author/samantha-coley/

You made a deal with the devil in 1580. You never thought you’d see that asshole again. And you wouldn’t have - if it wasn’t for those meddling kids. It’s #Riverdale episode 621, The Stand! BUY SOME AF STICKERS: https://visitbiniland.com/products/afictionados-stickers If you like what we do here, please consider donating at: Patreon.com/theafictionados Find us on the internet: The Afictionados: @theafictionados on Twitter, Facebook, Tumblr, Instagram (but mostly Twitter) Email us at: afictionadospodcast (@) gmail .com Robyn: @RobynEJeffrey on Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat, Redbubble, TikTok @ffaraday on Tumblr @hibyrdi on Instagram, Twitter, TikTok shopbeeluxe.com/collections/hibyrdi Brittany: @brittania_ on Twitter @visitbiniland on Instagram, Twitter, TikTok visitbiniland.com Sam (credit only): @samcaseys on Twitter collider.com/author/samantha-coley/

You’re just hanging out in your bunker, typing your silly little stories when a you from an alternate dimension comes in through a portal. Just another day in Rivervale! It’s #Riverdale episode 620, Return to #Rivervale BUY SOME AF STICKERS: https://visitbiniland.com/products/afictionados-stickers If you like what we do here, please consider donating at: Patreon.com/theafictionados Find us on the internet: The Afictionados: @theafictionados on Twitter, Facebook, Tumblr, Instagram (but mostly Twitter) Email us at: afictionadospodcast (@) gmail .com Robyn: @RobynEJeffrey on Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat, Redbubble, TikTok @ffaraday on Tumblr @hibyrdi on Instagram, Twitter, TikTok shopbeeluxe.com/collections/hibyrdi Brittany: @brittania_ on Twitter @visitbiniland on Instagram, Twitter, TikTok visitbiniland.com Sam (credit only): @samcaseys on Twitter collider.com/author/samantha-coley/

Alas, your boyfriend died. You trust a witch to go into heaven to bring him back and she comes back with a whole different person inside YOUR boyfriend’s body! WTF??? It’s #Riverdale episode 619, The Witches of Riverdale! BUY SOME AF STICKERS: https://visitbiniland.com/products/afictionados-stickers If you like what we do here, please consider donating at: Patreon.com/theafictionados Find us on the internet: The Afictionados: @theafictionados on Twitter, Facebook, Tumblr, Instagram (but mostly Twitter) Email us at: afictionadospodcast (@) gmail .com Robyn: @RobynEJeffrey on Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat, Redbubble, TikTok @ffaraday on Tumblr @hibyrdi on Instagram, Twitter, TikTok shopbeeluxe.com/collections/hibyrdi Brittany: @brittania_ on Twitter @visitbiniland on Instagram, Twitter, TikTok visitbiniland.com Sam: @samcaseys on Twitter collider.com/author/samantha-coley/

You ever ask your friend to plan your wedding just to have her do a weird and uncomfortable rendition of Single Ladies? It’s #Riverdale episode 618, Biblical, featuring long-time listener, first time caller, Blanche! BUY SOME AF STICKERS: https://visitbiniland.com/products/afictionados-stickers If you like what we do here, please consider donating at: Patreon.com/theafictionados Find us on the internet: The Afictionados: @theafictionados on Twitter, Facebook, Tumblr, Instagram (but mostly Twitter) Email us at: afictionadospodcast (@) gmail .com Robyn: @RobynEJeffrey on Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat, Redbubble, TikTok @ffaraday on Tumblr @hibyrdi on Instagram, Twitter, TikTok shopbeeluxe.com/collections/hibyrdi Blanche (Guest): @blanketjuice on Instagram @serpentlady on Tumblr, Letterboxd Brittany (credit only): @brittania_ on Twitter @visitbiniland on Instagram, Twitter, TikTok visitbiniland.com Sam (credit only): @samcaseys on Twitter collider.com/author/samantha-coley/

You’re asked to perform at a serial killer convention. No problem. But when you start getting murdered on stage, halfway through your song… your friend tries to save you!? WTF Betty you ruined the act! It’s #Riverdale ‘s annual musical episode, 617: American Psychos! BUY SOME AF STICKERS: https://visitbiniland.com/products/afictionados-stickers If you like what we do here, please consider donating at: Patreon.com/theafictionados Find us on the internet: The Afictionados: @theafictionados on Twitter, Facebook, Tumblr, Instagram (but mostly Twitter) Email us at: afictionadospodcast (@) gmail .com Robyn: @RobynEJeffrey on Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat, Redbubble, TikTok @ffaraday on Tumblr @hibyrdi on Instagram, Twitter, TikTok shopbeeluxe.com/collections/hibyrdi Brittany: @brittania_ on Twitter @visitbiniland on Instagram, Twitter, TikTok visitbiniland.com Sam (credit only): @samcaseys on Twitter collider.com/author/samantha-coley/

You get a call from your mom that your serial killer half-brother is out of prison and in your room! You run in with a gun but… it’s not what you expected. It’s #Riverdale episode 616, Blue Collar! BUY SOME AF STICKERS: https://visitbiniland.com/products/afictionados-stickers If you like what we do here, please consider donating at: Patreon.com/theafictionados Find us on the internet: The Afictionados: @theafictionados on Twitter, Facebook, Tumblr, Instagram (but mostly Twitter) Email us at: afictionadospodcast (@) gmail .com Robyn: @RobynEJeffrey on Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat, Redbubble, TikTok @ffaraday on Tumblr @hibyrdi on Instagram, Twitter, TikTok shopbeeluxe.com/collections/hibyrdi Brittany: @brittania_ on Twitter @visitbiniland on Instagram, Twitter, TikTok visitbiniland.com Sam (credit only): @samcaseys on Twitter collider.com/author/samantha-coley/

So you finally meet up with your middle school crush again. You guys are getting along really well until she admits that she’s a witch?????? It’s okay. You’re one too. Honestly, goals. It’s #Riverdale episode 615, Things That Go Bump in the Night! BUY SOME AF STICKERS: https://visitbiniland.com/products/afictionados-stickers If you like what we do here, please consider donating at: Patreon.com/theafictionados Find us on the internet: The Afictionados: @theafictionados on Twitter, Facebook, Tumblr, Instagram (but mostly Twitter) Email us at: afictionadospodcast (@) gmail .com Robyn: @RobynEJeffrey on Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat, Redbubble, TikTok @ffaraday on Tumblr @hibyrdi on Instagram, Twitter, TikTok shopbeeluxe.com/collections/hibyrdi Brittany: @brittania_ on Twitter @visitbiniland on Instagram, Twitter, TikTok visitbiniland.com Sam (credit only): @samcaseys on Twitter collider.com/author/samantha-coley/

Kill them with kindness? No. Kill them with the poison your body is creating through your spit, sweat, tears and blood! It’s #Riverdale episode 614, Venomous! BUY SOME AF STICKERS: https://visitbiniland.com/products/afictionados-stickers If you like what we do here, please consider donating at: Patreon.com/theafictionados Find us on the internet: The Afictionados: @theafictionados on Twitter, Facebook, Tumblr, Instagram (but mostly Twitter) Email us at: afictionadospodcast (@) gmail .com Robyn: @RobynEJeffrey on Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat, Redbubble, TikTok @ffaraday on Tumblr @hibyrdi on Instagram, Twitter, TikTok shopbeeluxe.com/collections/hibyrdi Brittany: @brittania_ on Twitter @visitbiniland on Instagram, Twitter, TikTok visitbiniland.com Sam (credit only): @samcaseys on Twitter collider.com/author/samantha-coley/

Creepy laughing children, disintegrating hands, visions of dead fathers and teachers, losing the ability to read, fatal kisses. Damn, all this for a library book? It’s #Riverdale episode 613, Ex-Libris! BUY SOME AF STICKERS: https://visitbiniland.com/products/afictionados-stickers If you like what we do here, please consider donating at: Patreon.com/theafictionados Find us on the internet: The Afictionados: @theafictionados on Twitter, Facebook, Tumblr, Instagram (but mostly Twitter) Email us at: afictionadospodcast (@) gmail .com Robyn: @RobynEJeffrey on Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat, Redbubble, TikTok @ffaraday on Tumblr @hibyrdi on Instagram, Twitter, TikTok shopbeeluxe.com/collections/hibyrdi Brittany: @brittania_ on Twitter @visitbiniland on Instagram, Twitter, TikTok visitbiniland.com Sam (credit only): @samcaseys on Twitter collider.com/author/samantha-coley/

Your casino is empty. Your ex is around. The town is on lockdown. Seems like an opportunity for strip poker and deeply unsettling discussions about your relationship. It’s #Riverdale episode 612, In the Fog! AFICTIONADOS STICKERS: https://shopbeeluxe.com/products/afictionados-stickers If you like what we do here, please consider donating at: Patreon.com/theafictionados Find us on the internet: The Afictionados: @theafictionados on Twitter, Facebook, Tumblr, Instagram (but mostly Twitter) Email us at: afictionadospodcast (@) gmail .com Robyn: @RobynEJeffrey on Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat, Redbubble, TikTok @ffaraday on Tumblr @hibyrdi on Instagram, Twitter, TikTok shopbeeluxe.com/collections/hibyrdi Brittany: @brittania_ on Twitter @visitbiniland on Instagram, Twitter, TikTok visitbiniland.com Sam (credit only): @samcaseys on Twitter collider.com/author/samantha-coley/

There has been injustice since before you can remember. Why does it seem like every decade has the same villain promoting the same vile, racist agenda? There’s something else afoot. It’s #Riverdale episode 611, Angels in America! AFICTIONADOS STICKERS: https://shopbeeluxe.com/products/afictionados-stickers If you like what we do here, please consider donating at: Patreon.com/theafictionados Find us on the internet: The Afictionados: @theafictionados on Twitter, Facebook, Tumblr, Instagram (but mostly Twitter) Email us at: afictionadospodcast (@) gmail .com Robyn: @RobynEJeffrey on Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat, Redbubble, TikTok @ffaraday on Tumblr @hibyrdi on Instagram, Twitter, TikTok shopbeeluxe.com/collections/hibyrdi Brittany: @brittania_ on Twitter @visitbiniland on Instagram, Twitter, TikTok visitbiniland.com Sam (credit only): @samcaseys on Twitter collider.com/author/samantha-coley/

You’ve got a fever. You’re burning up. No, literally, you’re burning up! And you’re burning everything else, too! It’s #Riverdale episode 610, Folk Heroes! AFICTIONADOS STICKERS: https://shopbeeluxe.com/products/afictionados-stickers If you like what we do here, please consider donating at: Patreon.com/theafictionados Find us on the internet: The Afictionados: @theafictionados on Twitter, Facebook, Tumblr, Instagram (but mostly Twitter) Email us at: afictionadospodcast (@) gmail .com Robyn: @RobynEJeffrey on Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat, Redbubble, TikTok @ffaraday on Tumblr @hibyrdi on Instagram, Twitter, TikTok shopbeeluxe.com/collections/hibyrdi Brittany: @brittania_ on Twitter @visitbiniland on Instagram, Twitter, TikTok visitbiniland.com Sam (credit only): @samcaseys on Twitter collider.com/author/samantha-coley/

You’ve done nothing but good things for this town. And how do they repay you? They vote you off the council, put you in jail and steal your son. You deserve so much better. It’s #Riverdale episode 609, The Serpent Queen’s Gambit! AFICTIONADOS STICKERS: https://shopbeeluxe.com/products/afictionados-stickers If you like what we do here, please consider donating at: Patreon.com/theafictionados Find us on the internet: The Afictionados: @theafictionados on Twitter, Facebook, Tumblr, Instagram (but mostly Twitter) Email us at: afictionadospodcast (@) gmail .com Robyn: @RobynEJeffrey on Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat, Redbubble, TikTok @ffaraday on Tumblr @hibyrdi on Instagram, Twitter, TikTok shopbeeluxe.com/collections/hibyrdi Brittany: @brittania_ on Twitter @shopbeeluxe on Instagram, Twitter, TikTok Shopbeeluxe.com Sam (credit only): @samcaseys on Twitter collider.com/author/samantha-coley/

If you like what we do here, please consider donating at: Patreon.com/theafictionados Find us on the internet: The Afictionados: @theafictionados on Twitter, Facebook, Tumblr, Instagram (but mostly Twitter) Email us at: afictionadospodcast (@) gmail .com Robyn: @RobynEJeffrey on Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat, Redbubble, TikTok @ffaraday on Tumblr @hibyrdi on Instagram, Twitter, TikTok shopbeeluxe.com/collections/hibyrdi Brittany: @brittania_ on Twitter @shopbeeluxe on Instagram, Twitter, TikTok Shopbeeluxe.com Sam: @samcaseys on Twitter collider.com/author/samantha-coley/

You’ve been living in Sketch Alley for quite a while now. Some kind people show up to help you. You’re so grateful but then, before you know it, you find yourself in jail for a crime you don’t remember committing. It’s #Riverdale episode 608, The Town! AFICTIONADOS STICKERS: https://shopbeeluxe.com/products/afictionados-stickers If you like what we do here, please consider donating at: Patreon.com/theafictionados Find us on the internet: The Afictionados: @theafictionados on Twitter, Facebook, Tumblr, Instagram (but mostly Twitter) Email us at: afictionadospodcast (@) gmail .com Robyn: @RobynEJeffrey on Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat, Redbubble, TikTok @ffaraday on Tumblr @hibyrdi on Instagram, Twitter, TikTok shopbeeluxe.com/collections/hibyrdi Brittany: @brittania_ on Twitter @shopbeeluxe on Instagram, Twitter, TikTok Shopbeeluxe.com Sam (credit only): @samcaseys on Twitter collider.com/author/samantha-coley/

You had your father murdered. You regret it but it’s just too late. The funeral has been held. He’s dead and gone. Right??? It’s #Riverdale episode 607, Death at a Funeral! AFICTIONADOS STICKERS: https://shopbeeluxe.com/products/afictionados-stickers If you like what we do here, please consider donating at: Patreon.com/theafictionados Find us on the internet: The Afictionados: @theafictionados on Twitter, Facebook, Tumblr, Instagram (but mostly Twitter) Email us at: afictionadospodcast (@) gmail .com Robyn: @RobynEJeffrey on Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat, Redbubble, TikTok @ffaraday on Tumblr @hibyrdi on Instagram, Twitter, TikTok shopbeeluxe.com/collections/hibyrdi Brittany: @brittania_ on Twitter @shopbeeluxe on Instagram, Twitter, TikTok Shopbeeluxe.com Sam (credit only): @samcaseys on Twitter collider.com/author/samantha-coley/

So you were in a terrifying explosion, right? And you think: oh gosh that was bad! But then you realize that you now have super strength and invincibility? So maybe it was worth it? It’s #Riverdale episode 606, Unbelievable! AFICTIONADOS STICKERS: https://shopbeeluxe.com/products/afictionados-stickers If you like what we do here, please consider donating at: Patreon.com/theafictionados Find us on the internet: The Afictionados: @theafictionados on Twitter, Facebook, Tumblr, Instagram (but mostly Twitter) Email us at: afictionadospodcast (@) gmail .com Robyn: @RobynEJeffrey on Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat, Redbubble, TikTok @ffaraday on Tumblr @hibyrdi on Instagram, Twitter, TikTok shopbeeluxe.com/collections/hibyrdi Brittany: @brittania_ on Twitter @shopbeeluxe on Instagram, Twitter, TikTok Shopbeeluxe.com Sam (credit only): @samcaseys on Twitter collider.com/author/samantha-coley/

100 episodes of #Riverdale, 100 episodes of THIS PODCAST! Join us while we try to decipher what the heck they’re trying to tell us and celebrate all of the fun call backs! It’s episode 605, The Jughead Paradox! AFICTIONADOS STICKERS: https://shopbeeluxe.com/products/afictionados-stickers If you like what we do here, please consider donating at: Patreon.com/theafictionados Find us on the internet: The Afictionados: @theafictionados on Twitter, Facebook, Tumblr, Instagram (but mostly Twitter) Email us at: afictionadospodcast (@) gmail .com Robyn: @RobynEJeffrey on Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat, Redbubble, TikTok @ffaraday on Tumblr @hibyrdi on Instagram, Twitter, TikTok shopbeeluxe.com/collections/hibyrdi Brittany: @brittania_ on Twitter @shopbeeluxe on Instagram, Twitter, TikTok Shopbeeluxe.com Sam: @samcaseys on Twitter collider.com/author/samantha-coley/