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In the aftermath of a surprising (even for the County) Hurry-cane, Philo T. Headbecker-Neecap, Rednecromancer, is here to give you an update as to the state of the county, the okra-craving zombies which are trying to rebuild there, high-grade adhesive tape, and why building a skeleton in the shape of what you want to have as an undead minion is sometimes more hassle than just buying it at the shop (or, as in Philo's Cousin Bertrand's case, having a proxy purchase and deliver it from the shop).  The Giant Skeleton Halloween Decoration makes another (thematically appropriate) appearance, and Philo says a bunch of other stuff too, so... Got a question for Philo? Send it on up at pod@theadequate.com ! Thanks to The Adequate Patronage Group: Much thanks to Tim, Kei, Jenn, Joe, Teppo, Isaac, BK, Rellie, Brian, Rob, and Laureen for promoting Adequacy in Our Lifetime in its many forms - including this one! And so can you at patreon.com/theadequate ! ASK PHILO is a production of the Adequate Company and anyone who takes it seriously, deserves to. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/theadequate/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theadequate/support

From out of the swamps of NORTHERN South-East Texas comes another installment of ASK PHILO - in this podcast, Philo fields a question from a listener who is more than a little concerned about his alligator-skin boots, especially in regard to the last episode of ASK PHILO.  Alligator boots and alligator meat are discussed, as well as a quick update on the whole "Zombie" situation out there in the County, and how pelicans do not make effective courier birds.  Got a question for Philo? Send it on up at pod@theadequate.com ! Thanks to The Adequate Patronage Group: Much thanks to Tim, Kei, Jenn, Joe, Teppo, Isaac, Stephen, BK, Rellie, Brian, Rob, and Laureen for promoting Adequacy in Our Lifetime in its many forms - including this one! And so can you at patreon.com/theadequate ! ASK PHILO is a production of the Adequate Company and anyone who takes it seriously, deserves to. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/theadequate/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theadequate/support

Now that we have a mailbox put up out here in the swamp again we might get more frequent installments from ol' Philo T. Heabecker-Neecap (Practitioner of the Dark Arts and Crafts in NORTHERN SouthEast Texas) and this time around he helps us understand how to spell the name of the county, some of the history behind the name, and an update on how things are going down there what with the zombies and zombie alligators and roadside pickled products vending and another appearance by Philo's dear ol' Gramma, the Revenant. Got a question for Philo? Send it on up at pod@theadequate.com ! Thanks to The Adequate Patronage Group: Much thanks to Tim, Kei, Jenn, Joe, Teppo, Isaac, Stephen, BK, Rellie, Brian, Rob, and Laureen for promoting Adequacy in Our Lifetime in its many forms - including this one! And so can you at patreon.com/theadequate ! ASK PHILO is a production of the Adequate Company and anyone who takes it seriously, deserves to. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/theadequate/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theadequate/support

Philo T. Headbecker-Neecap, Rednecromancer from Northern SouthEast Texas, has resurfaced and catches us up on what's been going on the last few months he's been incommunicado, ruminates on zombies, okra, and a little more about when the swamp burned down... Got a question for Philo? Send it on up at pod@theadequate.com ! Thanks to The Adequate Patronage Group: Much thanks to Tim, Kei, Jenn, Joe, Teppo, Isaac, Stephen, BK, Rellie, Brian, Rob, and Laureen for promoting Adequacy in Our Lifetime in its many forms - including this one! And so can you at patreon.com/theadequate ! ASK PHILO is a production of the Adequate Company and anyone who takes it seriously, deserves to. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/theadequate/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theadequate/support

Philo T. Headbecker-Neecap, Rednecromancer from Northern SouthEast Texas, has resurfaced and answers questions about vienna sausages, hot dogs, marshmallows and their use in the Dark Arts and Crafts and, uh, Catfish. Got a question for Philo? Send it on up at pod@theadequate.com ! Thanks to The Adequate Patronage Group: Jen, Joe, Aleksy, Austin, Chris, Teppo, Shea, Linda, Anne, Stephen, Rob, Alysia, Rellie, BK, Richard, Brian, and Laureen for supporting Adequacy in Our Lifetime! (patreon.com/theadequate) ASK PHILO is a production of the Adequate Company and anyone who takes it seriously, deserves to. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/theadequate/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theadequate/support

Philo T. Headbecker-Neecap, Rednecromancer from Northern SouthEast Texas, has resurfaced and answers questions about Necromancer Colors, bum steers, and a little more about when the swamp burned down...  Got a question for Philo? Send it on up at pod@theadequate.com ! Thanks to The Adequate Patronage Group: Jen, Joe, Aleksy, Austin, Chris, Teppo, Shea, Linda, Anne, Stephen, Rob, Alysia, Rellie, BK, Richard, Brian, and Laureen for supporting Adequacy in Our Lifetime! (patreon.com/theadequate) ASK PHILO is a production of the Adequate Company and anyone who takes it seriously, deserves to. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/theadequate/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theadequate/support

Philo T. Headbecker-Neecap, Rednecromancer from Northern SouthEast Texas, has resurfaced and wants to bring y'all up to date on how things have been going out in his neck of the swamp... which burned down, by the way.  Got a question for Philo? Send it on up at pod@theadequate.com ! Thanks to The Adequate Patronage Group: Jen, Joe, Aleksy, Austin, Chris, Teppo, Shea, Linda, Anne, Stephen, Rob, Alysia, Rellie, BK, Richard, Brian, and Laureen for supporting Adequacy in Our Lifetime! (patreon.com/theadequate) ASK PHILO is a production of the Adequate Company and anyone who takes it seriously, deserves to. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/theadequate/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theadequate/support

All good things come to an end, and even if it doesn’t qualify, here’s Ask Philo Episode 13 --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/theadequate/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theadequate/support

Philo T. Headbecker-Neecap, Rednecromancer from Northern SouthEast Texas, answers your questions about the Texan Superstitions, The Most Wonderful Time of the Year (for Texans), hairy cousins, and stuff about pockets we're still not sure about.  Got a question for Philo? Send it on up at pod@theadequate.com ! Thanks to The Adequate Patronage Group: Chris and Teppo and Shay and Caskuro and Linda and Anne and Stephen and Rob and Alysia and Rellie and BK and Kayli and Richard and Jon and Brian and Laureen for supporting Adequacy in Our Lifetime! (patreon.com/theadequate) ASK PHILO is a production of the Adequate Company and anyone who takes it seriously, deserves to. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/theadequate/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theadequate/support

Philo T. Headbecker-Neecap, Rednecromancer from Northern SouthEast Texas, answers your questions about the use of condiments and seasonings in the Dark Arts and Crafts, with a side trip up North to Canada by way of Texarcana...  Got a question for Philo? Send it on up at pod@theadequate.com ! Thanks to The Adequate Patronage Group: Chris and Teppo and Shay and Caskuro and Linda and Anne and Stephen and Rob and Alysia and Rellie and BK and Kayli and Richard and Jon and Brian and Laureen for supporting Adequacy in Our Lifetime! (patreon.com/theadequate) ASK PHILO is a production of the Adequate Company and anyone who takes it seriously, deserves to. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/theadequate/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theadequate/support

Philo T. Headbecker-Neecap, Rednecromancer from Northern SouthEast Texas, answers your questions about locating bodies what fell into the swamp, an update on Grammaw, and a special appearance by Philo's Kitty [NAME REDACTED] Got a question for Philo? Send it on up at pod@theadequate.com ! Thanks to The Adequate Patronage Group:  Chris and Teppo and Shay and Caskuro and Linda and Anne and Stephen and Rob and Alysia and Rellie and BK and Kayli and Richard and Jon and Brian and Laureen for supporting Adequacy in Our Lifetime! (patreon.com/theadequate) ASK PHILO is a production of the Adequate Company and anyone who takes it seriously, deserves to. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/theadequate/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theadequate/support

Philo T. Headbecker-Neecap, Rednecromancer from Northern SouthEast Texas, answers your questions about the typical Rednecromancer family, relatives, knitting, and why pogo sticks and power lines aren't a good combination.  Got a question for Philo? Send it on up at pod@theadequate.com ! Thanks to The Adequate Patronage Group: Chris and Teppo and Shay and Caskuro and Linda and Anne and Stephen and Rob and Alysia and Rellie and BK and Kayli and Richard and Jon and Brian and Laureen for supporting Adequacy in Our Lifetime! (patreon.com/theadequate) ASK PHILO is a production of the Adequate Company and anyone who takes it seriously, deserves to. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/theadequate/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theadequate/support

Philo T. Headbecker-Neecap, Rednecromancer from Northern SouthEast Texas, answers your questions about using the Dark Arts and Crafts to get someone to go to the dance with you, the importance of "Scope" in subjugation spells, and the usefulness of cajun seasonings.  Got a question for Philo? Send it on up at pod@theadequate.com ! Thanks to The Adequate Patronage Group: Chris and Teppo and Shay and Caskuro and Linda and Anne and Stephen and Rob and Alysia and Rellie and BK and Kayli and Richard and Jon and Brian and Laureen for supporting Adequacy in Our Lifetime! (patreon.com/theadequate) ASK PHILO is a production of the Adequate Company and anyone who takes it seriously, deserves to. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/theadequate/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theadequate/support

Philo T. Headbecker-Neecap, Rednecromancer from Northern SouthEast Texas, answers your questions about reanimating pickup trucks, hunting dogs (and the reanimation thereof), crazy cousins, and Build-A-Bear. Got a question for Philo? Send it on up at pod@theadequate.com ! Thanks to The Adequate Patronage Group: Shay and Caskuro and Linda and Anne and Stephen and Rob and Alysia and Rellie and BK and Kayli and Richard and Jon and Brian and Laureen for supporting Adequacy in Our Lifetime! (patreon.com/theadequate)  ASK PHILO is a production of the Adequate Company and anyone who takes it seriously, deserves to. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/theadequate/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theadequate/support

Philo T. Headbecker-Neecap, Rednecromancer from Northern SouthEast Texas, answers your questions about giant Home Depot Halloween decorations, the Dark Arts and Crafts, the difference between "animating" and "reanimating", power lines, and the Coast Guard.  Got a question for Philo? Send it on up at pod@theadequate.com ! Thanks to The Adequate Patronage Group: Shea and Caskuro and Linda and Anne and Stephen and Rob and Alysia and Rellie and BK and Kayli and Richard and Jon and Brian and Laureen for supporting Adequacy in Our Lifetime! (patreon.com/theadequate) ASK PHILO is a production of the Adequate Company and anyone who takes it seriously, deserves to. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/theadequate/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theadequate/support

Philo T. Headbecker-Neecap, Rednecromancer from Northern SouthEast Texas, answers your questions how one gets to be a fully credentials Master of the Dark Arts, setting up a practice, the use of Nutria in corrective architecture and 3AM Grand Slam Breakfastgs.  Got a question for Philo? Send it on up at pod@theadequate.com ! Thanks to The Adequate Patronage Group: Caskuro and Linda and Anne and Stephen and Rob and Alysia and Rellie and BK and Kayli and Richard and Jon and Brian and Laureen for supporting Adequacy in Our Lifetime! (patreon.com/theadequate)  ASK PHILO is a production of the Adequate Company and anyone who takes it seriously, deserves to. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/theadequate/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theadequate/support

Philo T. Headbecker-Neecap, Rednecromancer from Northern SouthEast Texas, answers your questions about what kind of roadkill makes the best undead minon army, the raising (and raising) of critter minions, and some cautionary words about setting an undead minion into the world of Dark Arts and Crafts. Got a question for Philo? Send it on up at pod@theadequate.com ! Thanks to The Adequate Patronage Group: Caskuro and Linda and Anne and Stephen and Rob and Alysia and Rellie and BK and Kayli and Richard and Jon and Brian and Laureen for supporting Adequacy in Our Lifetime! (patreon.com/theadequate)  ASK PHILO is a production of the Adequate Company and anyone who takes it seriously, deserves to. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/theadequate/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theadequate/support

In this installment, Philo T. Headbecker-Neecap, Rednecromancer from Northern SouthEast Texas, takes on the questions of how "Hold my beer and watch this" factors into Safe Necromancy, along with a discussion of the spirit of comedy, duct tape, hyphens and some other stuff that occurred to him.  Got a question for Philo - drop him a line at pod@theadequate.com ! Thanks to The Adequate Patronage Group: Caskuro and Linda and Anne and Stephen and Rob and Alysia and Rellie and BK and Kayli and Richard and Jon and Brian and Laureen for supporting Adequacy in Our Lifetime! (patreon.com/theadequate) ASK PHILO is a production of the Adequate Company and anyone who takes it seriously, deserves to. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/theadequate/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theadequate/support

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Philo T. Headbecker-Neecap, Rednecromancer from Northern SouthEast Texas, answers your questions about whether or not you could resurrect a pig since it was so tasty the first time you ate it so  you could eat it again... and touches on grandparents and libraries and huntin' dogs and the like. Got a question for Philo? Send it on up at pod@theadequate.com !  Thanks to The Adequate Patronage Group: Caskuro and Linda and Anne and Stephen and Rob and Alysia and Rellie and BK and Kayli and Richard and Jon and Brian and Laureen for supporting Adequacy in Our Lifetime! (patreon.com/theadequate) ASK PHILO is a production of the Adequate Company and anyone who takes it seriously, deserves to. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/theadequate/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theadequate/support