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The Adam Cervera Show
99 minutes | Jul 27, 2020
Episode #13 - Adam's 24th Birthday Show
THIS SHOW HAS SEGMENTS MISSING FROM IT DUE TO TECHNICAL ISSUES. Episode 13 starts out with technical issues with the sound effects playing a George Bush clip. Doing coke in the white house. Adam’s 24th Birthday leads into discussing his death. 2020 discussions skipped to “jelking” discussions. Adam’s new way to release video versions of the show. Joe Rogan moving to Texas. Adam’s weight loss during quarantine. More COVID discussions. Protesting discussions. Karens and mask wearers. More shutdown discussions. GameStop sucks. Vamping while sound effect computer crashes. Government admits UFOs exist (No more cuts after this). Kanye presidential run and meltdown. More Vamping while Adam fixes the computer. MLB plays both sides of the political spectrum. Celebrities, more Kanye discussions, and clips played once computer is fixed. Adam plays a “commercial” by the show’s first sponsor. Pedo discussions and a song. Talking about Chris’s album, Adam’s theme song, and Adam’s first pre-recorded bit. Men hating women because they can’t get any. Bill Nye porno. Sexual Harassments Clip. John then tells when he was sexually harassed. Docking discussions. John and Adam’s body pains, who’s whiter and Adam’s grilling. Dale Earnhardt cardboard cut-out falls over and making fun of it. Adam and the gang make fun of an argument he had with his dad about what the color indigo looked like. James discussions and final thoughts. A new song Adam heard “Take Me Away” by Ayron Jones to close out the show.
117 minutes | Mar 23, 2020
Episode #12 - Coronavirus Quarantine Special
The Coronavirus Quarantine Special starts with Adam alone at home, while Chris McClure and John McCabe join as co-hosts on the phone. John makes early Coronavirus jokes. Adam talks about his quarantine, family, and job. Talking cases and deaths. China lying about the virus. New York shut-down and what jobs are “essential.” Possible martial law and sports cancellations. Tom Brady leaves the patriots. Stimulus for the American people. Dr. Oz tells couples to have sex during quarantine. Wyatt Dean calls kin from Ticonderoga NY. Chris jokes with Wyatt over the Tom Brady announcement. Wyatt updates us on the Adirondacks and the virus. Then discusses his new baby. Wyatt calls Adam out on something he said in a previous show. Los Angeles “Nakers” clip. Wyatt leaves and then Chris discusses his night of drinking and Adam discusses his. Other drinking discussions and then Chris and John leave. Brittney Callahan joins the show as the new co-host and updates on what’s happening in Massachusetts and her grad school closing in Pittsburgh. Massachusetts cares more about Tom Brady leaving then Coronavirus. Adam and Brittney discusses an old favorite bar that has since closed. More quarantine discussions in New York and Massachusetts. Alex Wood calls in to give updates from Erie, Pennsylvania. More college shut-down and sports discussions. More New York, Massachusetts, and Pennsylvania shut-down discussions. After Alex leaves, Bryan McNitt from Chicago, Illinois calls in. More discussions of how Illinois, New York, and Massachusetts are handling quarantines. What should happen to China for starting and covering this up. Bryan leaves and Brittney and Adam discusses Kenny Rodgers’ death. Finally, Shawn “Doogie” Miller and Jerry R. Parsley call in to give their own perspective from Erie, Pennsylvania. Doogie and Jerry give updates on how their lives are effected. Doogie discusses how the virus is effecting professors. More college shut-down discussions. Jerry shares his favorite memes that have been shared from the virus. Brittney and Adam wrap up the show after Doogie and Jerry leave. Adam plays “My Corona” song parody to end the show.
171 minutes | Jan 30, 2020
The Adam Cervera Show: Best of 2019
Adam Cervera presents: The Adam Cervera Show: The Best of 2019. Hear the hand picked, best moments from the inaugural year of The Adam Cervera Show podcast. Conspiracies, Trainables, College Stories, Middle School Tapes, "Cinco Cinco," and more. So enjoy this compilation of great moments and get excited for what's to come in 2020. Guest Intros from Brittney Callahan & Erik Doerr Intro and Outro song: Voodoo Child preformed live by The Kenny Wayne Shepherd Band in Clifton Park, NY on March 22nd, 2013, Recorded by Adam Cervera Other music provided by freemusicarchive.org adamcervera.com ----- facebook.com/TheAdamCerveraShow
88 minutes | Jan 27, 2020
Episode #11 - James Pieniazek
The show starts with Adam complaining about the equipment and other topics. James talks about seeing his old house. Kobe Bryant Death discussions. Stevie Ray Vaughn and Lynyrd Skynyrd death discussions. More Kobe Bryant, Derek Jeter Hall of Fame, and other sports discussions. Harvey Weinstein discussion and tape and Bill Cosby discussion. Alex Jones gets caught with porn on his phone. Making fun of Adam Schiff and other impeachment discussions. Adam plays a prank call which Adam and James then impersonate. Eli Manning retirement and XFL discussions. Messing around with sound effects and other various stuff. Adam and James recreate the "Cinco Cinco" bit. Various topics, Tulsi Gabbard sings John Lennon's "Imagine" and political discussions. Final Thoughts, unveiling the new Cervera Radio logo, and closing with a live version of Rush's "Force Ten."
99 minutes | Jan 13, 2020
Episode #10 - Chris McClure
The show starts with Chris commenting on the George Carlin intro. Then Chris and Adam discuss what's coming up. Neil Peart Tribute. (songs played: Fly By Night, 2112 II. The Temples of Syrinx, La Villa Strangiato, Natural Science, Tom Sawyer, Losing It, Distant Early Morning, and a Danny Carey of Tool Neil Peart Tribute). Then Adam discusses Why he was away. Various Show related announcements interrupted by Boats 'n Hoes. Chris tells his injury story. Ricky Gervais's Golden Globes monologue played. Adam and Chris interrupt the monologue to argue what "Cinema" is. More monologue discussions. Kansas City/Houston divisional game score update that leads into NFL playoff discussions. Trump, Iran, Impeachment, and other news topics. Star Wars Episode IX and Sequel Trilogy discussions. Chris talks about his new band. Final thoughts and plugs as the show ends on Neil Peart's final drum solo when Rush retired.
92 minutes | Oct 29, 2019
Episode #9 - James Pieniazek
Adam is back and discusses with James why he was away. No video this week and Chris’s Birthday discussion. First announcement: next podcast from Erie. Adam talks about his cousin’s wedding and why he only enjoys drinking at weddings. Adam talks about wine. James talks about his Italy trips. Back to the wedding discussion and how drunk Adam was. Drunk white girl impressions. James tells a drunk chick story and back into drunk girl impressions Adam tells a story about a kid that has a “Superbad” moment. Adam talks about his friend from Saudi Arabia and his friend from Ireland and James talks about his friend from India. Messing around with sound effects. Adam says the remaining announcements. Adam tells the inspiration for the new show logo. Adam plays more sound effects. Then Adam talks about the Motionless in White and In this Moment concert he went to. Alex Jones and Bill O’Reilly tapes. Then the show ends with playing of the full Christian Bale rant and its Family Guy edit.
88 minutes | Sep 14, 2019
Episode #8 - Anthony Esposito
Adam and Anthony talking about ditching each other to record the show. Adam talks about Pittsburgh/Erie again. Slight technical difficulties before Adam announces www.adamcervera.com and talks about what's on the site. Adam can’t use Androids. Anthony and Adam discuss the childhood “movies” and “music” that they did. Adam plays some tracks from his childhood band Dark Metal. Adam tries to get Anthony with crickets sound effects. Adam proceeds to show Anthony the sound effects. Adam and Anthony talk about 9/11/01 anniversary and Adam’s Uncle’s picture of the towers. More website discussions. Anthony’s car accident and Adam’s ticket stories. Then Anthony tells his ticket story. A plug for Nick and Sam’s website. Adam talks about his college radio show and the local station in Albany. Adam announces his internet radio station coming by the end of the year. Adam and Anthony talk about their jobs. Adam and Anthony talk about Tool and their new album. Adam defends Dave Chappelle and loses it over political correctness. Adam plays sound effects to calm himself down. Adam plays more sound effects as he tries to load the outro song. Final thoughts and plugs as the show ends.
87 minutes | Aug 28, 2019
Episode #7 - Chris McClure
This episode starts with Adam talking about his visits to Pittsburgh and Erie. This leads into Chris and Adam telling a story from middle school. Some sound effects and Adam may soon have a gambling problem. He may have also jinxed the New York Islanders with these bets. Chris talks about his tickets. Chris gets a drink while Adam plays “We’ll Do It Live!” The Spider-Man debacle between Disney and Sony. More clips and the amazon burning. Chris announces his new band, EP produced by Adam, and the finishing of “The Adam Cervera Show” theme song coming soon. Chris then tells the detailed story of Him and Ghost Walker parting ways. The show ends with Tool discussion and a song dedicated to the members of Ghost Walker.
116 minutes | Aug 17, 2019
Episode #6 From Pittsburgh, PA - Erik Doerr, Brendan Doerr, and Blake Dantio
The show from Pittsburgh starts out discussing the intro song. Moving into dead musicians and the movie “The Dirt.” Anthony brings up news stories. Talking about the Hong Kong protests. Matt Lauer, Land of the Lost, and other celebrities that were accused of rape. Anthony discusses if he takes on North Korea. Live PD, Bill O’Reilly “Do it live” clip and “cops doesn’t start till 4.” Google owns us and Obama preacher. Adam, Anthony, and Erik discuss many college stories. We get “Balake” to call in from Cleveland and help tell more stories before his phone dies. More college stories and we get “Balake” back on the phone. After “Balake” hangs up, some clips, final thoughts, and a song we enjoyed in our college days to play us out.
85 minutes | Aug 10, 2019
Test Show 1 - Adam and Chris
Adam and Chris recorded a test show on 4/23/19 and Adam decided to finally release it. It's testing the microphones, board, and various effects. This leads into the infamous and offensive "God" bit. There's some interesting bits throughout but don't expect much from this test show.
89 minutes | Aug 5, 2019
Episode #5 - Chris McClure and James Pieniazek
Shocker! Technical difficulties so no video this week. Shaggy memes and anime loving virgins. Chris talks about his recent show with his band. Arnold Schwarzenegger discussions and Adam’s birthday stories. James halts the show with the band “Earth” stories. “Gene Simmons” of Kiss drops in for a bit. A screaming sound effect leads Chris into a story about a coworker. Alex Jones, Joe Rogan, and ape sound effects. Showing James and Chris the “Trainables” clips. This leads into some messed up impressions and then more clips. Adam talks about the post office and the loud latin music that’s played there. Chris and his band have an original song in the style of Megadeth’s “Sweating Bullets.” Before it’s played, Adam and Chris geek-out about Avatar: the Last Airbender. The song is then played and discussed. Final thoughts and plugs and Chris’s band’s song as the outro again.
83 minutes | Jul 26, 2019
Episode #4 - John McCabe and Jennie Buckley
John tries out to be the Show Announcer. Ella the cat interrupts the show and leads to discussing a Twitch streamer abusing her cat. Adam discusses his birthday. Adam tells drunk college stories. That leads into shooting stories. Last show discussions and clips. Clips from a video that teaches "sex ed." Avengers: Endgame highest grossing movie of all-time and what would you do with Thanos's Gauntlet? Some Alex Jones clips. Clips from when Adam and John are in middle school. Jennie tells stories from her school. Various sound effects to end the show.
86 minutes | Jul 17, 2019
Episode #3 - John McCabe, Jennie Buckley, Chris McClure, and James Pieniazek
Introductions while we make fun of James. John is Tobey McGuire confirmed. Talking about various Spider Man movies. James makes disturbing comments and some sexual discussions. Fireworks interrupt the show. Jennie tells a story where she almost dies. Flat Earth, Anti-Vaxxers, Area 51, and other conspiracies. Someone we went to high school with gets “attacked” by a “judge” and we discuss. Alec Baldwin, Dr. Phil, and David Hasselhoff clips. The show ends with graphic sex songs and messing around with sound effects.
87 minutes | Jul 7, 2019
Episode #2 - Chris McClure, Erik Doerr, and Clark Wilson
Episode 2 begins with Technical Difficulties and a tired/annoyed Chris. Adam and Chris tell various driving stories and then what they did on the 4th. Chris gets bitchy and lashes out, Adam responds. Song parodies and some clips played. Chris leaves because of exhaustion. Adam calls an intoxicated Erik Doerr and talks about the antics happening at his place in Pittsburgh. Then Clark Wilson joins, and Adam, Erik, and Clark discuss the NHL and its recent free agency.
89 minutes | Jun 28, 2019
Episode #1 - Chris McClure
Episode 1 of The Adam Cervera Show with guest Chris McClure. Discuss Chris's band Ghost Walker, Adam talks his legal troubles, Interesting Voicemails, Democratic Debate and Alex Jones, Adam talks to "God"
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