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**NOTE** I have changed the title at request. Because I wanted our loyal fans to hear not only an intellectual thinker here first. And because I wanted everyone to hear the treachery that is Anthony's boyfriend first hand. This the episode where we get to meet Sarah's Cousin, Gilbert -this mother fucker is HILARIOUS! He's not only a fan but has insights on the world at large and is an original thinker. So for you folks who can't handle truth and love them filters you may want to - naw you know what get offended it's what you do right? But to all the REAL people out there give this man the warm embrace he truly deserves! Don't worry Momma! He didn't say nothing you ain't never heard before! BUT, BUT, BUT! SHIT GETS REAL and I mean really REAL. Anthony is distracted, Sarah calls him out and finds out why -some crazy ass shit goes down (AND IT'S ALL LEGAL! Cause I called my lawyer and checked *GRIN*) we shed some light on a "think he so sneaky" and Sarah looses her shit... Don't believe me? Better listen, this is one pissed bitch -not one to fuck with. That's not a threat, that's a promise -don't think so? Let's find out, I call BULLSHIT. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/anthony-tafoya5/support

BOOM! CRASH! BANG! No you're not reading a Batman 66' movie. And I told you I didn't do it. He did it alllll by himself. Bad luck Anthony is back at it again! So the delay from last episodes release was because Tonto rolled his car and scared the shit out of his family. And obviously there is a new show, meaning Anthony died and we have to start from scratch...ugh. NOT REALLY -he lives! YAY, WE'RE DOOMED! But get all the details of horror as we laugh about his second escape from death and if you're nice enough, maybe I'll take a crack at his 3rd or 4th depending on how badly Death wants to put up with his bullshit *wink* Not bad enough if he let you live... twice... ANYWHO Send your condolences to @atafoyawrites or email us at theactpod@outlook.com and we'll read them on air! Really folks he's physically somewhat okay -but mentally is a whole other fuckin story that you can only find here on The ACT. -Sarah --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/anthony-tafoya5/support

SORRY FOR THE DELAY FOLKS there's been an "incident" BUT! HOLY SHIT we've found our M.I.A. Asian Persuasion! Ya'll better give some true love on this episode as we have a nice little shoot-the-shit, chit-chat episode with our darling little blind boy. Much love IZZY! IZZY is on the path to recovery from the infamous COVID dun dun dun (dramatic music) and what's going on with the raga muffin. His mom wanting to get him lost or institutionalized or was it the other way around? But get into the conversation and listen... This could be ANTHONY'S LAST EPISODE O_O And not cause he's hiding more relationship secrets from Sarah... (I didn't do it by the way.) Bit of foreshadowing here... -Sarah --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/anthony-tafoya5/support

In a sense this episode is done on the fly, yay! But really -WHO'S IN DA HOUSE?! TONY'S MOM IN DA HOUSE! (I'm going to be in trouble for that one, somebody don't liked to be called Tony.) Ay Tony! ANYWAY that's right we got the Mamma-Jamma of the A.C.T. on the show tonight! Let us reminisce of yesterweek where we spent some time in meditation in remembrance of a cult leader, eh hem I mean a purist Faith. Let us remember Carmen, the man he was to the community, what he is contributing to the kingdom of heaven, how as this Christian leader no one cares enough to have known your real name... and how Anthony's Mom is going to admit she is "into" him...like he said she would -wild right? Then let us go back or forward and ask: what's in a relationship if you can't be honest with the person you claim to have a relationship with? Do you remember the ad "Anyone can be a Dad, but it takes a REAL MAN to be a FATHER? But really though. That goes for anyone, if you can't take the heat, GET OUT OF THE KITCHEN. Yeah YOU! -Sarah --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/anthony-tafoya5/support

Shall we start off with energy low but enjoyable company high. Where in the world is Billy Crystal? Please tell him despite no one wants to deal with his hoity-toity attitude, shut the hell up and make movies cause the boys are bored. And why isn't Robert Downey Jr the Hollywood go-to guy? Loved by all even in an overdose-induced coma. ANTHONY MUST BE LOVED!!! Discussion of idiotic proportions -why are names so hard to pronounce? And why is it Emmerich just one of those names? It doesn't matter cause someone is going to pronounce it wrong anyway. ANTHONY MUST BE LOVED!!! Then we get to the part of the evening where DJ, Daniel does what he does best, because he's desperate and alone has to start shit for everyone else... Let's bring up something that happened almost a decade ago shall we? Once upon a time Anthony and DJ go to house of ill repute (unknowingly) with intention of going to a strip club. But to their surprise, mostly Anthony's, DJ is offered sex by his dancer, Anthony is offered to stop hyperventilating and pay $50 for 5 minutes dance -then go home. (just kidding, but no really). You really start to feel bad when you realize that Anthony really has been left out of the sexual realm when we go over all the people who have been offered and given the chance to be a lustful whore and Anthony isn't one of them. And to that I say, Anthony, love you really are the one that gets the shit end of the deal every time. Anthony must be loved... Fuck you DJ for bringing it up and if you love Anthony so much get him a 3-some! Just kidding, and don't do that... --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/anthony-tafoya5/support

Like how I did that huh? Well it's true! Don't ask Anthony for an opinion, cause He will give it to you and it may or may NOT be true. Mr Podcast expert shares his thoughts about our guest spot of #HappyHrNews (NIT-PICKIN' BABOON ANTHONY!) BOOM Got'em! But seriously, we were so excited to have been a part of something awesome and we are SO looking forward to making the acquaintance of Sanchez and "Mystery" who are also a part of that Happy show -Happy Hr News. (Check them out here on anchor!) Anthony looses an idol from childhood that makes you wonder, if this man was Anthony's childhood idol -how did Anthony not become a Christian televangelist himself and instead a gay doughnut maker?? BOOM Got'em! Then we get to the juice of a really interesting subject, how come #DANIELJIZZLE NEVER tweets about the show? OUR SHOW? THIS SHOW!? Is he big-timing Anthony? Is he on his way out? Like WTF bruh? YOU BETTER TWEET THIS SHIT TONIGHT OR I'LL HUNT YOUR ASS DOWN AT WORK FRY-BURGER BOY! BOOM Got'em! And for the pièce de résistance...Sarah's conspiracy that DJ is being territorial with Anthony and the show, OUR SHOW, THIS SHOW...and per always everyone (except Sarah) is in denial. You'll see what I mean if you just listen... TELL ME I'M WRONG! Oh and you get some Ninja Turtle porn while you're in here! -Cheers Sarah --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/anthony-tafoya5/support

Oh boy... Something weird and unusual has happened in the universe tonight -the dendrites were not connecting with the synapses (ask me, I dare you), cylinders were not all firing and this episode is uh, well hard to explain. And you may just ask yourself "what did I just listen to?" It's actually a really good episode trust me you'll like it! Anthony on the other hand is kicking himself on the way home (I already know it). This is life on our side, welcome to the derailment that is not just The ACT Podcast, but us as a family. Distractions and Conversation REAL, I think it's safe to say that we have the ability to be serious about the shit that drives us up the Great Wall at home and everywhere else too, but do so light-heartedly -well sorta. And it's all fun and games till Anthony tries to impale his brain with a microphone on purpose -true story. But you have to listen to the episode to know what happened. The mess that is US. Enjoy! -Sarah --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/anthony-tafoya5/support

Come one! Come all! (we'd prefer all, but one is good to start). Hear for the first time in history of The ACT Podcast, making the feature debut! Happy Hr News! That's right Cocks and Hens! Get a sampling of the host of Happy Hr News, as we get the CRITICAL review of our show and how we of the ACT somehow managed to wrangle another dedicated listener! YAY! ... wait, what? That's right my darklings sit for a few , two hours or so to be more precise and listen to the .5 Beaner voice of one major player that masterminds the NEWS and goings on in AMERICA today (and no it's NOT FAKE it's actually for listening pleasure) and may very well make your day just a tad bit more enjoyable. With REAL personality, humor (can't forget that), and phenomenal taste in podcasts subscriptions *eh hem* and because we needed the validation much like a lot of "people" (and not scripted like those other idiots that just repeat what everyone else just said... what everyone else just said... what everyo...) Welcome our guest tonight with a round of applause...  Who you can also find here on Anchor! Let's get this show goin'! BUT LISTEN TO US FIRST...*wink* Take it away... Happy Hr News Team -Sarah --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/anthony-tafoya5/support

It's the most wonderful time of the year! C'mon sing it! You know the words! Way better than any Christmas, Thanksgiving, or National holiday in the history of sports! It's Super Bowl Sunday and at the time it was recorded it was live but it's now 8:45 PM and spoiler alert, you guessed it -THAT MF Tom Brady has done it again! SB-LV is his 7th win, has another MVP notch in his belt and we could be anymore proud... or unsurprised. (That's right infidels, KISS THE GOAT!) Quite frankly I'm surprised that I didn't see a commercial for another Star Wars Trilogy to be honest. But come sit down by the fireside and rekindle the moments of the evening with us and listen to Anthony scream into the mic from shear excitement of this miraculous ALL AMERICAN HOLIDAY! -Cheers, Sarah --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/anthony-tafoya5/support

Listen and reflect for a moment if you will allow me the humor. Yes, humor. We'll start tonight's episode with feeding (Izzy) NineBullet to pandas, Sarah is disgruntled "as normal" per DJ (yeah DJ's back - YAY!). Then we delve into intentionally being a worthless pile and how do we accomplish it, straight into lacking originality in music and Sarah destroying her co-workers phone, a fondling attempt by another co-worker and Anthony's desperation of wanting to be fondled by anyone... and I mean anyone (hit him up @atafoyawrites!) DJ started a TWITCH! (Get on that! Show some love!) And then it happens, Twitch gaming leads to life fulfillment, insight and thought provoking conversation with some twists of, oh yeah, humor. DJ adds his two cents to the "Debacle of the Potheads" episode and eventually being disappointed with where there's supposed to be progression in humanity and the realization that we're being thrown back into the stone-age but with smartphones and really bad music. -Sarah --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/anthony-tafoya5/support

You know who you are, social, recreational, and the everyday -hell every hour user! This one you might want to actually speak up if you want to argue this. Or, you may also want to ask yourself the more intelligent question... Listen to get in on the debate, then let us know what you have to say. If you have a CAJONES! Let's see who does... I dare you. -Sarah --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/anthony-tafoya5/support

Random smack talk (again about Anthony's tiny toy and his pudge etc, etc) Sarah takes offense (of course) Sarah's Sister, Celia is back again and is pissed about her missing out on ice cream cause of the priority of a show. Slight recap with Canadian accents (some Irish) Michael Jackson, some Tom Brady. - TODAY you get the tossed salad of episodes! Just FYI - Anthony let Sarah do the saving, titling, uploading and description this time so if the show is F*ed up ... it's Sarah's fault. - Cheers! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/anthony-tafoya5/support

The gang discusses Americas big issues  --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/anthony-tafoya5/support

Sarahs comedian sister Celia Contreras joins the show! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/anthony-tafoya5/support

Anthony's mother shows up to share memories about Anthony as a child. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/anthony-tafoya5/support

Anthony and Sarah catch up with Izzy "Nine Bullet" --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/anthony-tafoya5/support

Anthony, Sarah and Dj discuss the complications of their lives. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/anthony-tafoya5/support

Anthony, Sarah and Dj interview legendary Comic The Reverend Bob Levy! He touches on current issues, his time on the road and some insight from his Howard Stern days. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/anthony-tafoya5/support

Anthony, Sarah and Dj are back and spend the time catching up! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/anthony-tafoya5/support