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All new 30 minute episodes… because we’re busy, you’re busy and we all have the attention span of a knat who just licked a meth-grape.   We’re prepping for our first actual meeting, but not before Tara deals with expensive business delays and I deal with a snotty 14 year old.   Come on in to Ep 7!

Episode #6 Tara and Amy gear up for their first every in-person meeting and talk about things like: Why America is so obsessed with the royals Pregnancy shaming Amazon Echo and Alexa’s fun features Amy’s awkward as FUCK massage experience Gross online comments, brought to you by Sergio and other basement dwellars AND other fun shit as we think of it

Here we are at episode 5! Woohoo! Let’s talk about that principal who said “unless you’re a size 0 or a two, leggings make you look fat”. And let’s also talk about the new trend in parenting that we think is stupid… but we have an idea to make it funny…   Be sure to download, subscribe, follow and of course, worship us

Episode 4, Tara and Amy respond to a hater bitch who says “moms like you make me sick, you should be spending all of your time with your kids, not online”. And yes, she commented ON FACEBOOK. I bet she’s a barrel of laughs to be around. Other fun topics- Alone as a couple: awkward silence or hanging from the chandelier? And to tattoo or not to tattoo and does piercing your junk enhance your sex life or complicate it? All of this an more on That’s What Your Mom Said, Episode #4!

Total ADD show! It’s a web of tangents. Good luck keeping up with us talking about: fat asses, work from home bullshit, dick pics and other people’s kids… and we’re still trying to come up with a closing funny statement- “Let’s wrap this shit up like a…..” we have no idea what to say and some of the inaproprite attempts are quite hilarious.

Podcast episode 2, all things marriage, trying to record a podcast with Amy’s kids home and honest greeting card ideas that had us rolling (and peeing).

Is Tara’s gynocologist really a gynocologist? Or is she visiting the wrong office? And why do people put weird shit in their orifices? What’s kinky and what’s just plain fucked up? Aaaaand how “organic” is a bit too organic for a school bake sale? All of these questions and more, when Amy and Tara talk on That’s What Your Mom Said