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The 1956 movie that foretold the TRUTH about AI ■ Larry's last confession ■ How God will be the next AI-created character ■ Why people will volunteer for the Matrix ■ The sick things AI has in store for you ■ New idiotic God substitute, "The Universe."

The LEAST talented rock star - revealed! ■ How wannabe stars fuel the EBAY economy ■ How APPLE stole the MP3 player ■ Why most podcasts should be called PAD-casts ■ Howard Stern joins The VIEW! ■ How idiot copycats are ruining the podcast genre

Time travel atop a desert casino ■ The town that celebrates DOOM ■ The lowest bar in the Western hemisphere ■ Ghosts commandeer Larry's car ■ Chrome and neon electrified oasis ■ Inter-dimensional photo shoot ■ The GREATEST apocalyptic photo essay OF ALL TIME - ONLY at thatlarryshow.com

The school assault video that diagnoses America's sickness ■ Are you Chief Happiness Officer material? ■ The Commie Cycle of Conquest - why you need to know it ■ Sensitivity Readers - how to destroy them ■ Why they are out to get 007 ■ Mantra for Commie fighting ■ Job posters you'll hate

Larry encounters "social engineering" in 3rd grade, and fights it ■ Why fabricated teams suck ■ Larry shoots Lenin, Trotsky and Stalin with a .50 cal ■ Why you should DUMP Netflix/HBO etc. ■ The FRANKENSTEIN switch! ■ Meet the best teacher, EVER ■ Larry takes a guided meditation with a Shaman-ette named "Skyweaver" ■ The worst thing about parenthood (it's NOT kids!)

When America turned chicken ■ Narcissistic putzes who run the US Military ■ Commies run Corporate America ■ What scares ASTCOs ■ Larry's Easy Rider reboot ■ Why nobody deserves respect ■ How downsizing can fix the USA

Advice from a rock star that will change your life ■ How to find clarity ■ How school stifles success ■ When cheating is smart and noble ■ Larry's Master Class in cheating ■ This milestone show - Episode 400 - will fast track your dreams!

Larry meets the Wolf of Wall St. ■ When being alone is beneficial ■ The wisdom of an Alice Cooper lyric ■ What the wind phone can do for you ■ Why the copycat USA wind phone beats the original in Japan

Lurid tale of the Hatchet Hitcher - what NETFLIX missed ■ America's love/hate with heroes ■ Why media cut terms "workplace violence" and "disgruntled employee" ■ "Assault pistols" - new gun-grabbers term ■ The fake mass-shooter archetype ■ Guiding principle Larry learned from Conan the Barbarian's dad

How to ID Commies better than AI does ■ Larry's epiphany re: female deceptions ■ The two biggest American Commies (guess!) ■ Why ugly Commies hate attractive people ■ 5-point Commie-spotting checklist you need to know

L.A. drowns in Biblical floods - will Larry escape? ■ L.A. museum exhibits coprophagia ■ Death Valley boulders that move ■ Jim Morrison - the un-rock star ■ A Charles Manson prophecy comes true ■ Secrets of Little Tokyo ■ Larry predicts a sci-fi demise for L.A.

"Justice” - the all-purpose Commie suffix that gives morons stiffies ■ LA City pols ban gas stoves/heat/dryers ■ The bigots and racists who run a Commie College ■ Now they’ve canceled MLK

POINTY CHICKS - EXPLAINED! ▲ Who is the POPE of New Year's Eve? ▲ N.Y. vs Las Vegas New Year's (hint: they BOTH suck) ▲ Meet TONY SPUMONTE ▲ Boring people NYC thinks are exciting ▲ Why Barbados' "Old Year's Night" kicks our New Year's ass

The sexy Santa's helper Larry never forgot ▲ Meet the LUDDITES - high school kids dumping smart phones and social media! ▲ The secret U.S. health crisis - de-mystified ▲ Christmas tree seller/felons ▲ The greatest Christmas story ever told

How That LARRY SHOW was born ▲ Larry rescues a friend and is attacked by a stripper ▲ Larry enters an alternate world on a Christmas long ago ▲ The bucket o' blood bar from another dimension ▲ Larry's NEW SONG that will wreck JOEY's Christmas!

How the acronym H-E-M-I will make you UN-SCAMMABLE! ▲ Recognizing con man tricks ▲ How Madoff set up his victims ▲ What Masons, Mensa and the Mafia have in common ▲ Why politicians were the real villains of the 2008 financial crisis ▲ What the media isn't telling you about FTX

When, where and how to spot a UFO ▲ What really indicates intelligence? ▲ Larry's trifecta of astronomical phenomena ▲ Sedona, Az, kook enclave or locus of enlightenment? ▲ What aliens think of earthlings ▲ Hear a live demo of a medicine wheel ▲ How a UFO sighting changes you forever  

Larry’s Thanksgiving with the Rolling Stones ■ Why the Pilgrims were ultra-cool bad asses ■ How Commie crud tries to destroy Thanksgiving ■ The once-great parade that’s been woke-i-fied ■ Larry’s time-traveling/inter-dimensional Thanksgiving ■ Before you eat a morsel of turkey – listen to this!

6 words that are the key to happiness ■ Why "go along to get along" is USA's new motto ■ Mike Tyson KOs a snotty TV host ■ The secret to winning confrontations ■ Why Tyson went to jail and Kobe Bryant didn't ■ How institutions manipulate us ■ Larry disses a charity

TED Talk tool talks out his tuchus ■ Futurecast from dim bulb soyboy ■ Nutjob nurse amputates man's foot - to bronze it ■ Mouth-breathers believe sci-fi is real ■ Do you speak Biden-ese? ■ Immortalize your mind in a flash drive ■ Self-building houses + more hallucinations from nano-brained nitwits