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After surviving the weather in Texas this week (and Mitch's internet going out while recording), we get around to the comparatively light-hearted movie of the week Saint Maud! We debate the bleakest locations for a movie (outside Idaho) and brainstorm Mitch's funeral. Segments: Debate Question (12:18): What is a more bleak setting for this film? Movie Review (26:28): Saint Maud (2021) Final Cut (66:40): Movie review scores from hosts and guests Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you love horror films or are even an Unsuspecting Victim, you can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook, email us at texaspodcastmassacre@gmail.com, see our photos on Instagram, watch our music videos on YouTube. Please rate and review us on all of your favorite podcast platforms like iTunes, Stitcher, iHeartRadio, Google Play, Spotify, and TuneIn Radio. If you like the show tell your friends, and if you don't, then tell your enemies!

TPM All-Star Kevin Castle joins our podcast party to review Happy Birthday To Me the 1981 slasher classic. We debate ridiculous movie deaths, weights vs. scarf kills, and talk about chloroform so much WE almost pass out. Segments: Debate Question (14:15): What are some ridiculous horror movie deaths?  Movie Review (26:35): Happy Birthday To Me (1981) Final Cut (95:40): Movie review scores from hosts and guests Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you love horror films or are even an Unsuspecting Victim, you can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook, email us at texaspodcastmassacre@gmail.com, see our photos on Instagram, watch our music videos on YouTube. Please rate and review us on all of your favorite podcast platforms like iTunes, Stitcher, iHeartRadio, Google Play, Spotify, and TuneIn Radio. If you like the show tell your friends, and if you don't, then tell your enemies!

Happy Valentine's Day to all of the Unsuspecting Victims out there! This week we review Valentine the 2001 slasher CLASSIC, play a Newlywed Game with a horror twist, and discuss Orgy along with the great soundtrack to this film. Segments: Game (3:40): Just Buried: Horror newlywed game Movie Review (29:50): Valentine (2001) Final Cut (81:00): Movie review scores from hosts and guests Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you love horror films or are even an Unsuspecting Victim, you can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook, email us at texaspodcastmassacre@gmail.com, see our photos on Instagram, watch our music videos on YouTube. Please rate and review us on all of your favorite podcast platforms like iTunes, Stitcher, iHeartRadio, Google Play, Spotify, and TuneIn Radio. If you like the show tell your friends, and if you don't, then tell your enemies!

This week Mitch has picked the 2001 cult classic Donnie Darko for us to review. We debate the first movies that made us go down the rabbit hole, discuss Hot Topic for some reason, and the horror of clean-cut Seth Rogen. Segments: Debate Question (6:52): What was the first movie you went down the rabbit hole on? Movie Review (27:03): Donnie Darko (2001) Final Cut (73:26): Movie review scores from hosts and guests Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you love horror films or are even an Unsuspecting Victim, you can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook, email us at texaspodcastmassacre@gmail.com, see our photos on Instagram, watch our music videos on YouTube. Please rate and review us on all of your favorite podcast platforms like iTunes, Stitcher, iHeartRadio, Google Play, Spotify, and TuneIn Radio. If you like the show tell your friends, and if you don't, then tell your enemies!

This week we invite Unsuspecting Victim Derrick into our podcast motel to review the pointless remake of Psycho. We debate another 'Vin' to replace Vince Vaughn in the film, talk efficient Slap Chop slayings, and of course references to the Property Brothers. Segments: Debate Question (4:50): What 'Vin' would you replace Vince Vaugh with for Psycho? Movie Review (19:00): Psycho (1998) Final Cut (64:54): Movie review scores from hosts and guests Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you love horror films or are even an Unsuspecting Victim, you can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook, email us at texaspodcastmassacre@gmail.com, see our photos on Instagram, watch our music videos on YouTube. Please rate and review us on all of your favorite podcast platforms like iTunes, Stitcher, iHeartRadio, Google Play, Spotify, and TuneIn Radio. If you like the show tell your friends, and if you don't, then tell your enemies!

This week we review (barely for Lisa) listener request The Poughkeepsie Tapes. We debate which horror killer to feature in a true-crime documentary, talk about how non-Unsuspecting Victim friendly this movie is, and have a true crime intervention for Mitch. Segments: Debate Question (9:20): What movie killer would you want to see in a true-crime documentary? Movie Review (26:30): The Poughkeepsie Tapes (2007) Final Cut (73:50): Movie review scores from hosts and guests Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you love horror films or are even an Unsuspecting Victim, you can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook, email us at texaspodcastmassacre@gmail.com, see our photos on Instagram, watch our music videos on YouTube. Please rate and review us on all of your favorite podcast platforms like iTunes, Stitcher, iHeartRadio, Google Play, Spotify, and TuneIn Radio. If you like the show tell your friends, and if you don't, then tell your enemies!

This week we review the last movie we saw in theaters, Invisible Man from Leigh Whannell. We debate pranks to play while invisible, Hollow Man 2 (for some reason), and why innocent food had to be murdered. Segments: Debate Question (3:50): What prank are you playing while invisible? Movie Review (17:55): The Invisible Man (2020) Final Cut (71:16): Movie review scores from hosts and guests Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you love horror films or are even an Unsuspecting Victim, you can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook, email us at texaspodcastmassacre@gmail.com, see our photos on Instagram, watch our music videos on YouTube. Please rate and review us on all of your favorite podcast platforms like iTunes, Stitcher, iHeartRadio, Google Play, Spotify, and TuneIn Radio. If you like the show tell your friends, and if you don't, then tell your enemies!

2021 is finally here and we have a special episode to celebrate. Lisa and Mitch review 2020's Shudder exclusive Scare Me, debate the scariest stories they've ever heard, and talk trash about Nate while he's on vacation. Segments: Debate Question (3:40): What's the scariest story you've ever heard in person? Movie Review (9:15): Scare Me (2020) Final Cut (56:15): Movie review scores from hosts and guests Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you love horror films or are even an Unsuspecting Victim, you can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook, email us at texaspodcastmassacre@gmail.com, see our photos on Instagram, watch our music videos on YouTube. Please rate and review us on all of your favorite podcast platforms like iTunes, Stitcher, iHeartRadio, Google Play, Spotify, and TuneIn Radio. If you like the show tell your friends, and if you don't, then tell your enemies!

Happy Holidays from us here at Texas Podcast Massacre! We finally put 2020 in our rearview mirror but have a look back at some of the positives and great horror films of the year. Stay for the end to hear Nate's 'My Girl' award for unfortunately the 2nd straight year. Show Segments: Survey Results (14:00) Our Top 10 horror movies of 2020 (49:10) Nate's 2nd annual My Girl award (84:40) Connect with us: Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you love horror films or are even an Unsuspecting Victim, you can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook, email us at texaspodcastmassacre@gmail.com, see our photos on Instagram, watch our music videos on YouTube. Please rate and review us on all of your favorite podcast platforms like iTunes, Stitcher, iHeartRadio, Google Play, Spotify, and TuneIn Radio. If you like the show tell your friends, and if you don't, then tell your enemies!

Re-release of episode 31! Join the TPM crew as they debate the best inanimate material to merge your DNA with for either laziness or to kill. Once the snowball is rolling the TPM hosts and unsuspecting victims turn up the heat on bad-movie classic 'Jack Frost'. Show Segments: Debate Topic (03:22): Best inanimate material to merge DNA with?  Movie Review (15:19): Jack Frost (1997) What Would You Do Differently? (53:04) Awards (59:20) Final Cut (01:02:15): Movie review scores from hosts and guests

This week we get into the Christmas spirit with Unsuspecting Victim Anthony as we review the Goldberg led masterpiece Santa's Slay. We debate Santa's weakest winter sport, stripper poll kills, and make way too many puns. Segments: Debate Question (6:10): What winter sport would you challenge Goldberg in for your soul? Movie Review (22:40): Santa's Slay (2005) Final Cut (72:05): Movie review scores from hosts and guest Take our 2020 Year-End survey: https://www.surveymonkey.com/r/3RKC5CQ Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you love horror films or are even an Unsuspecting Victim, you can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook, email us at texaspodcastmassacre@gmail.com, see our photos on Instagram, watch our music videos on YouTube. Please rate and review us on all of your favorite podcast platforms like iTunes, Stitcher, iHeartRadio, Google Play, Spotify, and TuneIn Radio. If you like the show tell your friends, and if you don't, then tell your enemies!

This week Lisa takes over as the host and picks the maybe horror film/Christmas classic Edwards Scissorhands to review. We debate Winona Ryder's place in horror and school Mitch on how great a film this is! Segments: Debate Question (6:30): Is Winona Ryder the queen of horror? Movie Review (18:40): Edward Scissorhands (1990) Final Cut (77:15): Movie review scores from hosts and guest Take our 2020 Year End survey: https://www.surveymonkey.com/r/3RKC5CQ Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you love horror films or are even an Unsuspecting Victim, you can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook, email us at texaspodcastmassacre@gmail.com, see our photos on Instagram, watch our music videos on YouTube. Please rate and review us on all of your favorite podcast platforms like iTunes, Stitcher, iHeartRadio, Google Play, Spotify, and TuneIn Radio. If you like the show tell your friends, and if you don't, then tell your enemies!

This week we kick off the holiday season by cutting our teeth on the Syfy Christmas film Santa Jaws. Unsuspecting Victim Taylor pitches a film called Santantelope and we spend way too much time talking German magic pens. Segments: Debate Question (6:40): What animal with a Santa hat movie would you make? Movie Review (21:25): Santa Jaws (2018) Final Cut (75:05): Movie review scores from hosts and guest Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you love horror films or are even an Unsuspecting Victim, you can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook, email us at texaspodcastmassacre@gmail.com, see our photos on Instagram, watch our music videos on YouTube. Please rate and review us on all of your favorite podcast platforms like iTunes, Stitcher, iHeartRadio, Google Play, Spotify, and TuneIn Radio. If you like the show tell your friends, and if you don't, then tell your enemies!

In this special episode, Texas Podcast Massacre interviews writer/director Nicholas Santos and lead Charles Gould of the newly released film It Cuts Deep. They discuss abandoned house ghosts, the best ways to propose, and if Nate is high and/or skateboards - listen to find out! Connect with us: Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you love horror films or are even an Unsuspecting Victim, you can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook, email us at texaspodcastmassacre@gmail.com, see our photos on Instagram, watch our music videos on YouTube. Please rate and review us on all of your favorite podcast platforms like iTunes, Stitcher, iHeartRadio, Google Play, Spotify, and TuneIn Radio. If you like the show tell your friends, and if you don't, then tell your enemies!

We celebrate Thanksgiving early this week with the movie Pilgrim from Hulu's Into the Dark series. We pitch holidays where reenactors would be terrifying and talk about berries far too long.  Segments: Debate Question (5:36): What holiday deserves more horror films? Movie Review (18:50): Pilgrim (2019) Final Cut (62:45): Movie review scores from hosts and guest Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you love horror films or are even an Unsuspecting Victim, you can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook, email us at texaspodcastmassacre@gmail.com, see our photos on Instagram, watch our music videos on YouTube. Please rate and review us on all of your favorite podcast platforms like iTunes, Stitcher, iHeartRadio, Google Play, Spotify, and TuneIn Radio. If you like the show tell your friends, and if you don't, then tell your enemies!

This week Lisa is back to review the classic sequel Gremlins 2: The New Batch! We talk about Gizmo in space, the worst office building of all time, and physics-breaking Gremlins made only of electricity. Segments: Debate Question (3:03): What's your pitch for Gremlins 3? Movie Review (11:15): Gremlins 2 (1990) Final Cut (66:00): Movie review scores from hosts and guest Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you love horror films or are even an Unsuspecting Victim, you can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook, email us at texaspodcastmassacre@gmail.com, see our photos on Instagram, watch our music videos on YouTube. Please rate and review us on all of your favorite podcast platforms like iTunes, Stitcher, iHeartRadio, Google Play, Spotify, and TuneIn Radio. If you like the show tell your friends, and if you don't, then tell your enemies!

This week we go full mean girl with Unsuspecting Victims Kendall and Jill as we review the 1999 teen film Jawbreaker. We discuss choir kidnappings, prom night revenge and Marilyn Manson's creepy, creepy mustache! Segments: Debate Question (5:05): Who is your Jawbreaker character? Spolier-Free Review (17:51) Movie Review (48:45): Jawbreaker (1999) Final Cut (72:33): Movie review scores from hosts and guest Connect with us: Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you love horror films or are even an Unsuspecting Victim, you can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook, email us at texaspodcastmassacre@gmail.com, see our photos on Instagram, watch our music videos on YouTube. Please rate and review us on all of your favorite podcast platforms like iTunes, Stitcher, iHeartRadio, Google Play, Spotify, and TuneIn Radio. If you like the show tell your friends, and if you don't, then tell your enemies!

This Halloween you're in for a real treat as Lisa is back to review Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers! Get ready to hear them dig far too much into the ridiculous plot lines in the Halloween franchise. Segments: Debate Question (4:10): What's your favorite movie to watch for Halloween? Movie Review (22:50): Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers (1988) Final Cut (72:10): Movie review scores from hosts and guest Connect with us: Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you love horror films or are even an Unsuspecting Victim, you can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook, email us at texaspodcastmassacre@gmail.com, see our photos on Instagram, watch our music videos on YouTube. Please rate and review us on all of your favorite podcast platforms like iTunes, Stitcher, iHeartRadio, Google Play, Spotify, and TuneIn Radio. If you like the show tell your friends, and if you don't, then tell your enemies!

This week we're all abuzz about 1992's Candyman! We debate if Candyman could take Freddy or Leprechaun (the answer is yes) and get our hooks into the meat of this film. Segments: Debate Question (4:38): Who would win in a fight: Freddy or Candyman? Movie Review (22:40): Candyman (1992) Final Cut (69:50): Movie review scores from hosts and guest Connect with us: Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you love horror films or are even an Unsuspecting Victim, you can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook, email us at texaspodcastmassacre@gmail.com, see our photos on Instagram, watch our music videos on YouTube. Please rate and review us on all of your favorite podcast platforms like iTunes, Stitcher, iHeartRadio, Google Play, Spotify, and TuneIn Radio. If you like the show tell your friends, and if you don't, then tell your enemies!

This week we're back with another Spooktacular crossover with the Why I Hate This Album guys where we both review Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare. We discuss Power Gloves, Friedrich Nietzsche quotes over Goo Goo Dolls tracks, and how the music is better than the movie. Segments: Unsuspecting Victims: Why I Hate This Album (3:42) Debate Question (10:53): What technology would you have Freddy kill teens with? Spoiler-Free Movie Review (18:51): Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare (1991) Final Cut (65:34): Movie review scores from hosts and guest Connect with us: Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you love horror films or are even an Unsuspecting Victim, you can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook, email us at texaspodcastmassacre@gmail.com, see our photos on Instagram, watch our music videos on YouTube. Please rate and review us on all of your favorite podcast platforms like iTunes, Stitcher, iHeartRadio, Google Play, Spotify, and TuneIn Radio. If you like the show tell your friends, and if you don't, then tell your enemies!