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Crikey! This week marks the return of Australian Outback icon, Bruce Wilson, Alligator Chaser (Andrew Portner). Colleen and Bruce discuss his latest charity, Chase for the Cure, alligator therapy, and koala cults. Follow Terrible Advice on Social Media:Facebook: https://fb.me/terribleadvicepodcastInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/terribleadvicepodcast/Twitter: https://twitter.com/PodcastTerrible Logo design by Greg Coleman.Theme song is Take Me Higher by Jazzhar https://bit.ly/1zhS7bi.

We're back, bay-beeeee! Get an earful of an exclusive sneak-peek of what's coming up in 2019! New episodes returning Sunday, January 6th!  Follow Terrible Advice on Social Media:Facebook: https://fb.me/terribleadvicepodcastInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/terribleadvicepodcast/Twitter: https://twitter.com/PodcastTerrible Logo design by Greg Coleman.Theme song is Take Me Higher by Jazzhar https://bit.ly/1zhS7bi.Movie soundtracks: https://bit.ly/2TkJwT5.

We’ve all heard of the Sloppy Joe, but how many of us have heard of the man behind the sandwich? Today we’re joined by documentarian, author, and son of the sandwich’s original creator, Sloppy Joe Jr. (Andrew Portner). We dive deep into the 1950’s burger wars, the sandwich riots, and of course, offer terrible, terrible advice. Follow Terrible Advice on Social Media:Facebook: https://fb.me/terribleadvicepodcastInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/terribleadvicepodcast/Twitter: https://twitter.com/PodcastTerrible Logo design by Greg Coleman.Theme song is Take Me Higher by Jazzhar https://bit.ly/1zhS7bi.

Trigger warning! Colleen interviews shock jock and prank call master Ron Farte (Andrew Portner). Ron discusses his political agenda, community theater and tries to set Colleen up in a segment he calls “Dingles for Pringles”. Check it out! Follow Terrible Advice on Social Media:Facebook: https://fb.me/terribleadvicepodcastInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/terribleadvicepodcast/Twitter: https://twitter.com/PodcastTerrible Logo design by Greg Coleman.Theme song is Take Me Higher by Jazzhar https://bit.ly/1zhS7bi.

This week, Andrew tries to keep the podcast on the rails while talking with Variety Magazine Media Expert, Amanda Carnes (Colleen Trentham). They discuss entertainment distribution, Seinfeld, dating coworkers, and more! Follow Terrible Advice on Social Media:Facebook: https://fb.me/terribleadvicepodcastInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/terribleadvicepodcast/Twitter: https://twitter.com/PodcastTerrible Logo design by Greg Coleman.Theme song is Take Me Higher by Jazzhar https://bit.ly/1zhS7bi.

This week, Colleen is surprised to find miniature French documentarian Jean Claud Pepin (Andrew Portner) living in the studio. The two talk film-making, relationships and share some fearless feedback. Follow Terrible Advice on Social Media:Facebook: https://fb.me/terribleadvicepodcastInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/terribleadvicepodcast/Twitter: https://twitter.com/PodcastTerrible Logo design by Greg Coleman.Theme song is Take Me Higher by Jazzhar https://bit.ly/1zhS7bi.

In a Terrible Advice first, both Colleen and Andrew are out this week. The podcast is instead hosted by stand up comic Natasha Vinik (natashavinik.com). She interviews two elderly fellow comedians Bunny Stuart (Colleen Trentham) and Eddie Graham Cracker (Andrew Portner). Follow Terrible Advice on Social Media:Facebook: https://fb.me/terribleadvicepodcastInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/terribleadvicepodcast/Twitter: https://twitter.com/PodcastTerrible Logo design by Greg Coleman.Theme song is Take Me Higher by Jazzhar https://bit.ly/1zhS7bi.

Andrew interviews a lovesick contestant named Brittany P. (Colleen Trentham) who was just moments ago kicked off ABC’s The Bachelor. The two have an emotion-filled conversation over La Croix and cupcake mini-poodles. Follow Terrible Advice on Social Media:Facebook: https://fb.me/terribleadvicepodcastInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/terribleadvicepodcast/Twitter: https://twitter.com/PodcastTerrible Logo design by Greg Coleman.Theme song is Take Me Higher by Jazzhar https://bit.ly/1zhS7bi.

Colleen and Andrew host their first ever LIVE show. Stand-up comedy from Brian Lucett opens the spectacular. Then, Colleen and Andrew are joined by Andrew’s woke niece Monet Wellington (Taylor Couchois). Our brave podcasters then perform a seance that brings two ghost pirates Hidalgo (Max McCal) and Corncobb (Hector Huang) to the stage. Later, they are haunted by the ghost of H.R. Stagewerx (Nate Deakers). Follow Terrible Advice on Social Media:Facebook: https://fb.me/terribleadvicepodcastInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/terribleadvicepodcast/Twitter: https://twitter.com/PodcastTerrible Logo design by Greg Coleman.Theme song is Take Me Higher by Jazzhar https://bit.ly/1zhS7bi.

Colleen and Andrew are joined by a very tense 11-year old named Ian Walliwick (Maggie Beasley) who has big ambitions to eventually own a timeshare in Disneyland. The three discuss lawn mower strategies, taking out trash strategies, and Wanda Sykes. Follow Terrible Advice on Social Media:Facebook: https://fb.me/terribleadvicepodcastInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/terribleadvicepodcast/Twitter: https://twitter.com/PodcastTerrible Logo design by Greg Coleman.Theme song is Take Me Higher by Jazzhar https://bit.ly/1zhS7bi.

Colleen is joined by her distant relation, Rex Trentham, a thrill-seeking sea captain and jolly adventurer (Andrew Portner). The captain’s first mate Miles (Colleen Trentham) also tags along, though prefers to keep his distance and remain where he can keep an eye on the ship. The three tackle advice questions about love, adventure, sex with large mythical creatures, and Oscar nominated films. Follow Terrible Advice on Social Media:Facebook: https://fb.me/terribleadvicepodcastInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/terribleadvicepodcast/Twitter: https://twitter.com/PodcastTerrible Logo design by Greg Coleman.Theme song is Take Me Higher by Jazzhar https://bit.ly/1zhS7bi.

Andrew and Colleen interview aspiring romance novelist Rodrigo Rodriguez (Ittai Geiger). The three of them tackle the issues surrounding writing techniques, racoon behavior, and above all else, love. And during the episode, one of these three podcasters experiences first hand how to get lost in the woods to find love. Who will it be?? Probably not Colleen! But find out for yourself on this week’s episode of Terrible Advice. Follow Terrible Advice on Social Media:Facebook: https://fb.me/terribleadvicepodcastInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/terribleadvicepodcast/Twitter: https://twitter.com/PodcastTerrible Logo design by Greg Coleman.Theme song is Take Me Higher by Jazzhar https://bit.ly/1zhS7bi.

In yet another instance of totally unexpected absence*, Andrew hosts without Colleen. He interviews a robot who just learned to love named Robot (Colleen Trentham). Robot the robot has a unique perspective to share with our advice-needing audience and a special message for other robots out there. Please note some of this episode is in binary, so be sure to 110111 before you 01011010100. *It isn’t unexpected, we plan this. Follow Terrible Advice on Social Media:Facebook: https://fb.me/terribleadvicepodcastInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/terribleadvicepodcast/Twitter: https://twitter.com/PodcastTerrible Logo design by Greg Coleman.Theme song is Take Me Higher by Jazzhar https://bit.ly/1zhS7bi.

Andrew recounts an embarrassing car parking incident, and Colleen shares news from the local coffee shop scene. We then meet Colleen’s dog food supplier Mar (Lilly Conboy). Mar teaches them important lessons about pet poop responsibility, the many purposes of a rat’s tail, and how to fight for animal rights with a whole lot of glue and extra hair. Follow Terrible Advice on Social Media:Facebook: https://fb.me/terribleadvicepodcastInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/terribleadvicepodcast/Twitter: https://twitter.com/PodcastTerrible Logo design by Greg Coleman.Theme song is Take Me Higher by Jazzhar https://bit.ly/1zhS7bi.

Colleen hosts solo this week while Andrew solves a great mystery. She is joined by famous Australian Alligator Chaser, Bruce Wilson (Andrew Portner). Bruce teaches Colleen the key differences between crocodiles and alligators, how to survive in the dangerous Outback, and how to make the best of a cave full of dead koalas. We all have a thing or two to learn from Bruce, and most notably, how to turn koalas into lemonade. Follow Terrible Advice on Social Media:Facebook: https://fb.me/terribleadvicepodcastTwitter: https://twitter.com/PodcastTerrible Logo design by Greg Coleman.Theme song is Take Me Higher by Jazzhar https://bit.ly/1zhS7bi.

Colleen and Andrew define the key differences between a wing man and a ring man.They then interview Andrew’s will-writing attorney, Hank Gillespy (Kolby Hatch). The three tackle heavy issues such as planning for your inevitable death, the importance and beauty of written documents, and the legal implications of improper grocery packing. Hank lets loose while still encouraging Colleen and Andrew to take their future seriously. Because where there’s a will, there’s a way. Follow Terrible Advice on Social Media:Facebook: https://fb.me/terribleadvicepodcastTwitter: https://twitter.com/PodcastTerrible Logo design by Greg Coleman.Theme song is Take Me Higher by Jazzhar https://bit.ly/1zhS7bi.

Andrew again is left without his co-host as he interviews his elementary school pen pal Lurlene Evans (Colleen Trentham). The two of them discuss the pitfalls of life in Podunk, Alabama, before diving into all the helpful tips Lurlene has learned from her job at the diner Skids ‘n’ Grits. These are truly some valuable lessons from Podunk. Follow Terrible Advice on Social Media:Facebook: https://fb.me/terribleadvicepodcastTwitter: https://twitter.com/PodcastTerrible Logo design by Greg Coleman.Theme song is Take Me Higher by Jazzhar https://bit.ly/1zhS7bi.

Colleen and Andrew discuss the important issues of Christmas-light-based insomnia, watching nudity on airplanes, and gong-shaming. Then, they’re joined by New Jersey teenager Nina (Corinne Allarde) to get the hot goss on dating, cushion pushing, and most importantly, how to find love at mall fountains. Follow Terrible Advice on Social Media:Facebook: https://fb.me/terribleadvicepodcastTwitter: https://twitter.com/PodcastTerrible Logo design by Greg Coleman.Theme song is Take Me Higher by Jazzhar https://bit.ly/1zhS7bi

Tragedy strikes Andrew on a San Francisco bus, so Colleen must host on her own joined by one of the most competitive League of Legends players in the world. He also happens to be her annoying neighbor, an insecure teen, and user name darkbuttlord69 (Andrew Portner). Listen in as Colleen learns about Riot points, Anne Frank, and how to league like a legend.   Follow Terrible Advice on Social Media: Facebook: https://fb.me/terribleadvicepodcast Twitter: https://twitter.com/PodcastTerrible   Logo design by Greg Coleman. Theme song is Take Me Higher by Jazzhar https://bit.ly/1zhS7bi.

Colleen and Andrew explore the rights and wrongs of phones at the dinner table before Andrew shares the invaluable lessons learned during his harassment training at work. Later, they are joined by Andrew’s wealthy niece and nephew, Monet and Chadley Wellington (Taylor Couchois and Will Letzler). Monet and Chadley discuss the hardships of being the heirs to the Beef Wellington fortune and teach Uncle Andy how to avoid the cardinal sin of uncle-splaining. Follow Terrible Advice on Social Media:Facebook: https://fb.me/terribleadvicepodcastTwitter: https://twitter.com/PodcastTerrible Logo design by Greg Coleman.Theme song is Take Me Higher by Jazzhar https://bit.ly/1zhS7bi.