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Hey everyone! We're here with a special bonus from episode 8! Tyler tells the boys the secret, true origins of why he decided to have them research deodorant this week. Enjoy! Check out the other bonus bit on Dan and Ian's now revived YouTube page: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEnYUTFFT1I

Do you smell? I'm not talking your basic, garden variety BO; I'm talking that smelly smell. The kind of smelly smell that smells...smelly. This week's guest Tyler Czajkowski had the boys investigate the seedy world of Deodorant. Also featuring high school rock operas. (Rocco wants everyone to know that he is starting a GoFundMe to try and raise enough money to hire the ghost of Abraham Lincoln to sue his parents for ownership of their house.) [Hey, secret message time guys. Review, like, share, subscribe! Please do all that so Ian and Dan can get out from under Rocco's thumb to get producers and sponsors that don't steal our souls literally.] Here's the sources so we can prove we're not liars: Dan: https://www.huffpost.com/entry/deodorant-facts_n_4032353 https://www.cracked.com/article_20324_5-basic-facts-life-were-made-up-by-marketing-campaigns.html https://www.nytimes.com/1990/08/12/business/all-about-deodorants-the-success-of-sweet-smell.html http://mentalfloss.com/article/18081/body-odor-through-ages-brief-history-deodorant Ian: http://mentalfloss.com/article/68960/how-does-deodorant-work https://www.smithsonianmag.com/history/how-advertisers-convinced-americans-they-smelled-bad-12552404/ http://mentalfloss.com/article/30195/11-ways-advertisers-make-food-look-delicious http://mentalfloss.com/article/501972/13-surprising-facts-about-armpit https://gizmodo.com/this-new-handheld-device-detects-your-smelly-body-odor-1827169258 Opening Song: Ecstasy by Purple Planet: https://www.purple-planet.com Additional music by Purple Planet: https://www.purple-planet.com Heavy Brigade Movin' On All Purple Planet music is licensed under the terms of a Creative Commons Attribution License 3.0. Rocco's Stripz: Purple Planet Music - Prohibition Blues Salad Days: Purple Planet - Gentle Mountain Breeze Credit: Music: https://www.purple-planet.com

Have you ever wondered just what is under your water? Well, Brandon Babcock was curious and he tasked the boys to find out about cool stuff that is underwater! And they take some time to appreciate one of the greatest films of this generation. Listen in and find out! (Rocco wants everyone to know his favorite Marvel movies are Iron Man 2 and Thor: The Dark World) [Hey, secret message time guys. Review, like, share, subscribe! Please do all that so Ian and Dan can get out from under Rocco's thumb to get producers and sponsors that don't steal our souls literally.] And hey, while you're at it, check out Brandon's Podcast The Less You Know! www.tlykpod.com and available anywhere you can find a podcast (including YouTube) Here's the sources so we can prove we're not liars: Dan: http://mentalfloss.com/article/86537/9-amazing-statues-you-can-only-see-underwater https://www.cracked.com/article_20667_5-mind-blowing-things-you-wont-believe-were-built-by-nature.html https://www.cracked.com/article_24926_6-supervillain-level-complexes-you-had-no-idea-existed.html https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kelp_forest http://mentalfloss.com/article/543886/swim-pineapple-under-sea-americas-first-museum-scuba-divers Ian: http://mentalfloss.com/article/560198/worlds-biggest-underwater-restaurant-now-taking-reservations http://mentalfloss.com/article/66870/10-drowned-towns-you-can-visit https://gizmodo.com/the-plan-to-turn-our-aging-oil-rigs-into-skyscraper-siz-1633440701 https://io9.gizmodo.com/underwater-cemetery-looks-like-the-ruins-of-the-lost-ci-1505790815 https://www.smithsonianmag.com/travel/worlds-first-underwater-post-office-180964385/ Opening Song: Ecstasy by Purple Planet: https://www.purple-planet.com Additional music by Purple Planet: https://www.purple-planet.com Heavy Brigade Movin' On All Purple Planet music is licensed under the terms of a Creative Commons Attribution License 3.0. Polite Scooters: Nothing But Luck by Lee Rosevere is licensed under a Attribution-NonCommercial License. Ad Break 2: Purple Planet Music - The UFO Files Credit: Music: https://www.purple-planet.com

Spring is here folks! Fall in love! Propose! Get married and then divorced; all within 6 months! Dan and Ian welcome special guest Mohammad Ibrahim this week to learn about wedding culture!  (Rocco wants to apologize to everyone for any audio problems you might hear. He was working with a concussion from testing out Rocco's Box-Ing) [Hey, secret message time guys. Review, like, share, subscribe! Please do all that so Ian and Dan can get out from under Rocco's thumb to get producers and sponsors that don't steal our souls literally.] Here's the sources so we can prove we're not liars: Dan: http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-legitimate-reasons-that-marriage-should-be-abolished/ http://www.cracked.com/article_18420_5-cultures-with-most-wtf-wedding-rituals.html https://www.brides.com/story/surprising-facts-wedding-traditions https://www.factretriever.com/wedding-facts https://www.factinate.com/things/25-weird-facts-weddings/ Ian: http://mentalfloss.com/article/57821/21-historical-roles-and-responsibilities-wedding-party http://mentalfloss.com/article/94877/10-wedding-superstitions-around-world https://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/aug/03/north-korean-weddings-kim-il-sung https://www.smithsonianmag.com/travel/suzhou-china-wedding-dress-capital-180962674/ ; http://www.bbc.com/travel/bespoke/specials/suzhou-city-of-classical-charms/silk-city.html https://theslot.jezebel.com/piss-christ-artist-now-proud-owner-of-a-piece-of-trumps-1832587464 https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6700397/Artist-uses-urine-work-purchases-slice-Trumps-wedding-cake.html Opening Song: Ecstasy by Purple Planet: https://www.purple-planet.com Additional music by Purple Planet: https://www.purple-planet.com Heavy Brigade Movin' On All Purple Planet music is licensed under the terms of a Creative Commons Attribution License 3.0. Rocco's Box-Ing: Warrior dub by Shaolin Dub is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivatives 4.0 License. Ducks and Decorated Sheds: Purple Planet Evolving Plans Credit: Music: https://www.purple-planet.com

Did you know that one in every one cigarette smokers are doing something unhealthy and supporting so much absurd stuff? Well, Dan and Ian (along with special guest Chuck Harp) now know and they're sharing that knowledge with you.  (Rocco wants everyone to know that tobacco is totally fine and cigarettes will actually extend your life.) [they don't.] [Hey, secret message time guys. Review, like, share, subscribe! Please do all that so Ian and Dan can get out from under Rocco's thumb to get producers and sponsors that don't steal our souls literally.] Here's the sources so we can prove we're not liars: Dan: http://www.cracked.com/article_24742_6-wtf-things-you-had-no-idea-tobacco-companies-got-away-with.html http://www.cracked.com/article_20726_7-real-and-totally-insane-medical-practices-from-history.html http://www.cracked.com/article_25347_6-things-we-only-believe-today-because-propaganda.html http://www.weirduniverse.net/blog/comments/bravo_smokes_lettuce_cigarette https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_tobacco Ian: https://www.wired.com/2016/02/exploding-e-cigs-and-vape-pens/ ; https://gizmodo.com/vape-pen-explosion-kills-florida-man-police-say-1826070553 ; https://gizmodo.com/texas-man-dies-after-vape-pen-explosion-severs-artery-t-1832355840 https://www.smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/caterpillars-repel-predators-with-second-hand-nicotine-puffs-180948076/ http://mentalfloss.com/article/88075/machine-can-smoke-10-cigarettes-time-science https://gizmodo.com/reports-police-defuse-gas-station-standoff-by-having-r-183171814 http://mentalfloss.com/article/23758/7-historical-bans-smoking Opening Song: Ecstasy by Purple Planet: https://www.purple-planet.com Additional music by Purple Planet: https://www.purple-planet.com Heavy Brigade Movin' On All Purple Planet music is licensed under the terms of a Creative Commons Attribution License 3.0. Rocco's Talks: Yabba dub by Shaolin Dub is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivatives 4.0 License. Cashier Wrangler: Cascades Credit: Music: https://www.purple-planet.com  

Ian and Dan take the battle into the urban jungle this week! Will the boys flourish in this new environment, or will the city chew them up and spit them out like a nice flank steak? Featuring guest Mike Macaluso! (Rocco says that the numbers are looking good, but he found our bot farm so he took a few bits of our souls back as punishment.) [Hey, secret message time guys. Review, like, share, subscribe! Please do all that so Ian and Dan can get out from under Rocco's thumb to get producers and sponsors that don't steal our souls literally.] Here's the sources so we can prove we're not liars: Dan: https://thetech.com/2007/02/16/hackers-v127-n4 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urban_exploration https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Columbia_University_tunnels https://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-26018424 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rooftopping Ian: https://www.stuffyoushouldknow.com/blogs/gary-warne-and-the-suicide-club.htm http://mentalfloss.com/article/64096/disneys-abandoned-island-orlando http://deadmalls.com/ https://io9.gizmodo.com/this-floating-mcdonalds-has-sat-empty-for-28-years-1691790490 https://io9.gizmodo.com/an-urban-explorer-group-stumbled-upon-a-really-cool-sta-1779385514 Opening Song: Ecstasy by Purple Planet: https://www.purple-planet.com Additional music by Purple Planet: https://www.purple-planet.com Heavy Brigade Movin' On All Purple Planet music is licensed under the terms of a Creative Commons Attribution License 3.0. Post-Mates: Addicted (makaihbeats.net) by Makaih Beats is licensed under a Attribution-Noncommercial-Share Alike 3.0 United States License. Based on a work at https://makaihbeats.net   Nanna's Love: Gone Fishin'  Credit: Music: https://www.purple-planet.com   Closing Song: Somethin' For Ya by Ménage Quad is licensed under a Attribution-NoDerivatives 4.0 International License.

Third time's the charm! With guest, Jake Fiedler, Dan and Ian dive into the seedy underbelly of music legends and their other jobs outside of providing the world with aural bliss. (Rocco just wants everyone to know that he DOES NOT condone the act of performing live music because he considers it “an affront to all Soundwaves.” But he also told us that he’s referring to the Transformer.) [Hey, secret message time guys. Review, like, share, subscribe! Please do all that so Ian and Dan can get out from under Rocco's thumb to get producers and sponsors that don't steal our souls literally.]   Here's the sources so we can prove we're not liars: Dan: http://www.cracked.com/article_20317_the-7-most-wtf-post-fame-careers-famous-musicians.html https://listosaur.com/entertainment/10-rock-stars-who-started-unusual-second-careers/ http://whatculture.com/music/10-musicians-with-crazy-second-careers?page=2 http://whatculture.com/music/10-musicians-with-crazy-second-careers?page=6 Ian: https://www.bustle.com/articles/181283-where-is-kevin-jonas-now-the-jobro-has-been-keeping-busy-with-work-and-family http://whatculture.com/music/10-musicians-with-crazy-second-careers?page=3 https://www.mspinsights.com/doc/what-a-hippie-rock-guitarist-with-top-secret-clearances-has-to-do-with-managed-services-0001 http://www.vanillaicerealestate.com/about-us/ https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Billy_Corgan Opening Song: Ecstasy by Purple Planet: https://www.purple-planet.com Additional music by Purple Planet: https://www.purple-planet.com Heavy Brigade Movin' On All Purple Planet music is licensed under the terms of a Creative Commons Attribution License 3.0. Top Sheets:  Promenade Credit: Music: https://www.purple-planet.com   ​Closing Song: Somethin' For Ya by Ménage Quad is licensed under a Attribution-NoDerivatives 4.0 International License.

Episode 2! With friend of the podcast, John Padden, Dan and Ian talk about how homes are done did, whether Gritty and the Philly Phanatic are interstellar orphans, and then they dare to defy (your expectations of what comedy is). (Rocco's note: I know the Gargoyle King personally. He's a nice guy. Weird antlers.) [Hey, secret message time guys. Review, like, share, subscribe! Please do all that so Ian and Dan can get out from under Rocco's thumb to get producers and sponsors that don't steal our souls literally.] Places you can find John and his content: The Riverdale Register Podcast (available on iTunes or wherever Podcasts are found) https://catcherinthewryblog.wordpress.com/ (He's got a blog! With a great punny name!) Here's the sources so we can prove we're not liars: Dan: http://blog.reliancehomecomfort.com/2017/10/03/10-more-things-we-bet-you-didnt-know-about-your-home/ http://blog.reliancehomecomfort.com/2017/09/13/did-you-know-10-fun-facts-about-your-home-part-1/ http://blog.reliancehomecomfort.com/2017/10/24/another-10-things-we-bet-you-didnt-know-about-your-home/ http://psychologytomorrowmagazine.com/aesthetics-and-well-being-how-interior-design-affects-your-happiness/ Ian: https://gizmodo.com/how-disasters-emergencies-and-survivalism-are-shaping-1686413185 http://mentalfloss.com/article/68610/18-stylish-facts-about-anthropologie https://futurism.com/the-byte/roomba-i7-maps-house https://www.wired.com/story/optimize-your-home-for-robots/ https://www.smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/richer-homes-are-also-richer-biodiversity-180960001/   Opening Song: Ecstasy by Purple Planet: https://www.purple-planet.com Additional music by Purple Planet: https://www.purple-planet.com Heavy Brigade Movin' On All Purple Planet music is licensed under the terms of a Creative Commons Attribution License 3.0. Rocco's Box Ad Music: Night & Day by Dee Yan-Key is licensed under a Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike License. Eerie Black: Bet You Can ver 2 Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ​Closing Song: Somethin' For Ya by Ménage Quad is licensed under a Attribution-NoDerivatives 4.0 International License.

Join Ian & Dan as they sit down with Taz Islam (aka Lil' Neema aka MALSI) to serve up some piping hot joke steaks in the first battle of the new, reformatted Second Season! (Guys, Rocco really wants you to subscribe to his podcast or we're gonna have to chase his three corgis along the River Styx) [Hey, secret message time guys. Review, like, share, subscribe! Please do all that so Ian and Dan can get out from under Rocco's thumb to get producers and sponsors that don't steal our souls literally.] Check out Taz's music here: https://www.facebook.com/musicbymalsi/ Here's the sources so we can prove we're not liars: Dan: http://www.cracked.com/article_20483_7-popular-old-timey-hobbies-that-will-give-you-nightmares.html http://www.cracked.com/article_18748_6-brutal-leaders-their-ridiculous-secret-hobbies.html http://www.cracked.com/article_19880_5-dumb-hobbies-you-wont-believe-have-world-championships.html http://www.cracked.com/article_25993_5-people-whose-weird-hobbies-would-terrify-serial-killer.html Ian: http://www.roundaboutsofbritain.com/about-us/ https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/how-flowerobsessed-victorians-encoded-messages-in-bouquets http://mentalfloss.com/article/57945/five-hobbies-you-never-considered https://www.smithsonianmag.com/arts-culture/playing-musical-vegetables-180958990/ https://www.npr.org/2013/03/24/174966382/wheres-george-the-trail-of-1-bills-across-the-u-s   Opening Song: Ecstasy by Purple Planet: https://www.purple-planet.com Additional music by Purple Planet: https://www.purple-planet.com Heavy Brigade Movin' On All Purple Planet music is licensed under the terms of a Creative Commons Attribution License 3.0. Wings, Women, and Westworld Music: Our Big Adventure by Scott Holmes is licensed under a Attribution-NonCommercial License. ​Closing Song: Somethin' For Ya by Ménage Quad is licensed under a Attribution-NoDerivatives 4.0 International License.

The boys are here with the tricks and treats! Dan and Ian are back in the studio and sharing some crazy Halloween facts while trying to save their immortal souls from the vice grip of corporate America!   Follow us on social media (or Rocco will keep making us race go-carts) @tdbtzpodcast Sources: Dan: Jason’s Name: https://www.imdb.com/scary-good/horror-movie-facts/ls025228702/mediaviewer/rm2569811712 Candyman and THE BEEES! https://thoughtcatalog.com/christine-stockton/2013/10/fascinating-facts-about-horror-movies/ Give Me a Sake Break: http://mentalfloss.com/article/507656/50-sweet-facts-about-your-favorite-halloween-candies The Omen and Ed Gein: http://mentalfloss.com/article/70635/40-fascinating-facts-about-your-favorite-horror-movies Ian: Ghost Toilet Patent https://www.smithsonianmag.com/innovation/17-inventions-that-will-put-you-halloween-mood-180956885/ Scream for Science! https://www.wired.com/story/scream-science/ Haunted American Politics & History http://mentalfloss.com/article/87401/10-historic-things-happened-halloween The Too-Scary-For-Kids Nickelodeon Movie http://mentalfloss.com/article/559167/cry-baby-lane-nickelodeon-movie-too-scary-for-tv    Music, Themes, & Effects: Invitation, Nevermore Eleanore http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Nevermore_Eleanor/Music_for_Vampires/Invitation_1213 Through A Glass Darkly, Doc & Lena Selyanina https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Doc__Lena_Selyanina/Through_A_Glass_Darkly/  Haunted Hill, Decomentarium http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Decomentarium/~/Haunted_Hill Dementia, Decomentarium http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Decomentarium/~/Dementi  Blossoming in Cemetary, Meczup http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Meczp/Hanging_from_the_Purgatorys_Pendulum/05_-_Blossoming_in_Cemetery Qweniden, Cemetery Sounds for Halloween https://archive.org/details/CemeterySoundsForHalloween  Smiling Cynic, It’s A Jazz Thing https://soundcloud.com/smilingcynic/its-a-jazz-thing Ghost Surf Rock, Loyalty Freak Music http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Loyalty_Freak_Music/WITCHY_BATTY_SPOOKY_HALLOWEEN_IN_SEPTEMBER_/Ghost_Surf_Rock Halloween Ghost Party, Loyalty Freak Music http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Loyalty_Freak_Music/WITCHY_BATTY_SPOOKY_HALLOWEEN_IN_SEPTEMBER_/Halloween_Ghost_Party  

After 7 competitive, hilarious, and factual battles, Ian and Dan recap the best facts and reveal the Season 1 winner. Who achieves glory? Who suffers defeat? Be sure to check out TDBTZ socials for the loser's punishment! Thanks to Jake Fiedler for the season opening! Opening Song:Pem Rasa Waehena by Victor Rathnayake, Indrani Perera is licensed under a Attribution-NoDerivatives License Closing Song:Somethin' For Ya by Ménage Quad is licensed under a Attribution-NoDerivatives 4.0 International License

Episode 7. This is it, y'all! The finale! Who will win? Who will lose? Listen and find out! Seriously. Don't just skip to the finale special and spoil yourself. Don't be lame like that. Opening Song: Pem Rasa Waehena by Victor Rathnayake, Indrani Perera is licensed under a Attribution-NoDerivatives License. Closing Song:Somethin' For Ya by Ménage Quad is licensed under a Attribution-NoDerivatives 4.0 International License.

Episode 6. This is the penultimate. The climax. After this, there is only one more battle. After that, the winner is decided. Who will take home the gold? And who will have to do something embarrassing that we are still trying to decide on? Find out next time, on DRAGON BALL Z! wait. I mean, TDBTZ! Opening Song: Pem Rasa Waehena by Victor Rathnayake, Indrani Perera is licensed under a Attribution-NoDerivatives License. Closing Song:Somethin' For Ya by Ménage Quad is licensed under a Attribution-NoDerivatives 4.0 International License.

Episode 5. Ya bois are still at it. Dan's considering a career in voice acting. His accents are amazing. Opening Song: Pem Rasa Waehena by Victor Rathnayake, Indrani Perera is licensed under a Attribution-NoDerivatives License. Closing Song:Somethin' For Ya by Ménage Quad is licensed under a Attribution-NoDerivatives 4.0 International License.

Episode 4, the one where Ian becomes the greatest pop star of all time. We're launching his career on Dailymotion next week.  Opening Song: Pem Rasa Waehena by Victor Rathnayake, Indrani Perera is licensed under a Attribution-NoDerivatives License. Closing Song:Somethin' For Ya by Ménage Quad is licensed under a Attribution-NoDerivatives 4.0 International License.

Episode 3. It's the third one. The charm, the flavor, the feeling of soft fluffy clouds. None of those things are here. We deal in logic, not metaphor.   Opening Song: Pem Rasa Waehena by Victor Rathnayake, Indrani Perera is licensed under a Attribution-NoDerivatives License. Closing Song:Somethin' For Ya by Ménage Quad is licensed under a Attribution-NoDerivatives 4.0 International License.

Our second episode. Arm yourself with knowledge!   Be sure to check our show notes too!   Opening Song: Pem Rasa Waehena by Victor Rathnayake, Indrani Perera is licensed under a Attribution-NoDerivatives License. Closing Song:Somethin' For Ya by Ménage Quad is licensed under a Attribution-NoDerivatives 4.0 International License.

Welcome to our very first episode. Arm yourself with knowledge!   Opening Song: Pem Rasa Waehena by Victor Rathnayake, Indrani Perera is licensed under a Attribution-NoDerivatives License. Closing Song:Somethin' For Ya by Ménage Quad is licensed under a Attribution-NoDerivatives 4.0 International License.