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A little advice goes a long, long way...

So what is it you were abstaining from??

We all need a little help once in awhile...

Have you done anything foolish lately?

Over at the zoo, they’ve been experiencing a bit of a problem with the exotic animals. 

He was grinning from ear to ear as he zipped down a street .

"Your son is here," she said to the old man. 

The process of birth is one of nature’s activities that one might well regard as miraculous. 

Perfect timing. You're just like Dave." 

Brett climbed into his pickup truck and drove down to the local shopping center.

My buddy Bill just came off a stint of jury duty. 

it was consumer's wonderland, a treasure hunt every kid dreams about.

My buddy Jim gets about a ton of junk mail weekly.

Our hero was a journalist who described himself as a "big, stocky bloke with a shaven head." 

I figure he boarded the bus somewhere in the vicinity of Abeline, Kansas.

Tom drives a beat-up old VW Beetle to and from work. 

In India, a man was trampled to death trying to break up a love affair. 

In most countries in the Northern Hemisphere, July is the hottest month of the year.

There was to be a great feast for all the men of the village.  

It all started with the jolly green giant.