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Covid-era-induced ex boyfriend analysis, Bernie, sorries Gus.

We're baaaack and we're gross! Sliding into into quarantine like it's home base and we're not talking baseball GET IT?! Warning: This episode talks about 'doing it' with others and ourselves. It also talks about jizz.  Don't forget to send in your questions to beaverandcleaver@gmail.com so we can answer them next week!

Weeeee'reeeeee BAAAAACK! Is it ok like or play Michael Jackson any more? Do people still do interventions? New York BS. Take No Prisoners Concerting: A Primer.

It's been so long!

It's June. Masked housewife. Here's the bottom line: _______________________

Creepy shoppers, tampons, and fishhooks. PLUS - a Clownbag update.... WE GET THANKED.  You're welcome.

Acoustical appropriation by a clownbag. Negging, Grandpa swiping, ice cream maker break it.

Treehouse sesh # 2 featuring the beachalarueate, bad quotes, chicken nuggets, vacation bae, and more. 

Treehouse session # 1.  wedding guests, suit shopping for man children, the 5 AM cough, and the Batch-a-laureate.

Bachelorette, body image, baby making, and vacation hours.

Puking sounds, jerkaholic, Alaskan dog cabin.

Spoiler alert: Jane the Virgin ~ Beaver summarizes all 5 seasons. But don't worry, Cleaver can't remember the ending to Princess Diaries. Trigger warning: Menstruation and personal finance. 

The 41st day penis landscape, talk-joining, and Dog City preview.

Working backwards: theme song, SUPs and Jesus, dying with roommates, fright night, the $200 question, Celebrity guest, other people's kids, theme song.

Underwear blues, teenage limo fantasy, and role playing in the ER. 

Bit of a slow start! And slow pace. And slow ending. Beave & Cleave pick up where they left off on some issues, jump way ahead on others, and, as usual, manage to make most of the submissions about themselves. 

Permutations, beer cans, and who censored the Gorillaz?

Weeeeee'rreeeee baaaaaaaack!!! Gummi bears, SOCIAL MEDIA, more gummi bears, and bad boyfriends.

Beaver and Cleaver report live from an Airbnb (not a sponsor...yet) In Salt Lake City. Highlight: an emailer has a problem worthy of a 38% rating on Rotten Tomatoes!!!

Singing armpits, Josh Hartnett, hallelujah hands, and ring  ding dong, ringa ding ding ding dong. That's what you can expect on this week's episode! Don't forget to email your questions to beaverandcleaver@gmail.com.