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Swear Words is the only ESL/EFL podcast dedicated to teaching you how to swear.   If you are starting here, go back to lesson1-1 and work your way through. I will still be here waiting for you.     Unit 1, Lesson 6   Instructor:  Pat McGroin    Today we will be completing our first unit on the words that you can't say on television with an oral quiz.

Swear Words is the only ESL/EFL podcast dedicated to teaching you how to swear.   If you are starting here, go back to lesson1-1 and work your way through. I will still be here waiting for you.   Unit 1, Lesson 5   Instructor:  Hugh Jorgin    The 68 words that you really can't say on television, #51 to 68.   CLICK TO SEE THE LIST OF FORBIDDEN WORDS

Swear Words is the only ESL/EFL podcast dedicated to teaching you how to swear.   If you are starting here, go back to lesson1-1 and work your way through. I will still be here waiting for you.     Unit 1, Lesson 4   Instructor: Dixon B. Tweenerlegs  The 68 words that you really can't say on television, #33 to 50.   CLICK TO SEE THE LIST OF FORBIDDEN WORDS  

Swear Words is the only ESL/EFL podcast dedicated to teaching you how to swear. Unit 1, Lesson 1 An introduction to the podcast and to the 7 words that you can't say on television   Vocabulary:  Shit, Piss, Cunt, Fuck, Cocksucker, Motherfucker, Tits   Homework:Compose a tweet that uses all 7 words that you can't say on television (140 characters maximum and send it to @SwearWordsESL Video Lesson Extension: Watch the 7 words that you can't say on television: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqvLTJfYnik AND  The line up scene from The Usual Suspects: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hj5vERbLtYI     Enjoy the lesson and remember, you don't really know how to speak English unless you know how to swear.

Swear Words is the only ESL/EFL podcast dedicated to teaching you how to swear. If you are starting here, go back to lesson1-1 and work your way through. I will still be here waiting for you. Unit 1, Lesson 3 Instructor Dick Shotz The 68 words that you really can't say on television, #16 to 32. FIND THE LIST HERE Vocabulary: 16. Coochie (as vagina) 17. Cream (in a sexual context) 18. Cum 19. Cunt 20. Dago 21. Dick (meaning penis) 22. Dirty Sanchez 23. Doggy style 24. Dyke 25. Fag 26. Faggot 27. Fingered (as a sexual act) 28. Fisting (as a sexual act) 29. Fuck 30. Fudge packer 31. Goddamn 32. Gook Homework: List as many other sex words that you can think of that begin with "D" and list them on the web page for this lesson. Video Lesson Extension: The fuck cut of Pulp Fiction: CLICK TO WATCH

Swear Words is the only ESL/EFL podcast dedicated to teaching you how to swear.   Remember that each lesson builds on the last. If this is your first episode go back to Episode 1-1 and work your way through. Don't worry, I'll still be here waiting for you.     Unit 1, Lesson 2 Instructor: I.P. Freely Extending the 7 words you can't say on television, or the 68 words that you can't say on television. From Buzzfeed, these are, as of 2012, the real 68 words that you can't say on television.  http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/the-68-words-you-cant-say-on-tv