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We are lifting you out of your ketamine haze for a girl's weekend to space. Hurry up and get your thongs on, we've only got 45 minutes before we need to be back at your mother's.   Video on the Patreon http://patreon.com/surething http://surething.money

lol u up? rents rnt hme. u wna drnk drve 2 myn n freek owt n bolt b4 u cn nock on my door? wldnt it be so randm if u gt in our van n cam wit us 2 da farm? we hav drugs i promis itl be siii1ck!1  no? lol k ttyl   Video eps on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/surething http://surething.money

The Moon God is angry. Somebody screwed up their audio, so Somebody Else had to spend 20 hours fixing it in the edit. Thank you for your patience. Jeffrey Dahmer & Greg has finally come to life. See the trailer: https://youtu.be/a87iquHJpo8.   Watch Sure Thing with your eyes at our Patreon. http://surething.money

Win a ticket to the Balinese mod shop, fire up the PS1 and stuff a baggie up your bum. Don't be a bad mule, we've racked up the fun and left you some.   http://surething.money

From hostile womb to chlorinated tomb, there has never been a better time to invest in foreign children. For just $1 per day or a couple of cigarettes, you could play parent to a future patent-making world leader, or mitigate your losses with some basic geo-location sleuthing. Your very own village to brothel is just bed, bath and beyond the horizon. Tested positive for COVID an hour after recording this one. Appreciate your patience until I could get it up. Diligent fans may even catch a telling sniff or cough late into the ep.   See the show in video and support Sure Thing at our Patreon, join our stupid Discord, somebody made a subreddit and send death threats to us on Instagram. http://surething.money

Fly in the face of height restrictions aboard a Bluetooth rocket ship heading to Mars. Anger is the fuel, a motivation, a tool. Train your camera in a last ditch attempt to capture a ghostly shadow - the shadow of your past towering enormous over an uncertain future. The pain of forgiveness and regret turn swiftly into love.   Full video is Patreon only. http://surething.money

The thin veneer of inclusivity invites the exploitation of the most marginalised. Commodify the vulnerable for the battlefield and sexualise the disenfranchised. Synergise a progressive marketing strategy with some deep fake nudes to leverage your signal of virtue and increase profits this quarter. TikTok, time's running out and the grain is too.  We would like to state that Tate is a cuck and Wolfey's addiction to China's digital dissent weapon is being dealt with. You can find Wolfey's appearance on Matt and Shane at: https://www.patreon.com/MSsecretpod http://surething.money

Become the star attraction in the human zoo, Bane mask and all. If you look menacing enough, your soulmate might be just around the corner. No dogs in heaven, just dog meat in the fridge straight from the rainbow bridge - we're only falling deeper into an 18 month recession. http://surething.money

Chew half a pack of cigarettes, your wife is going off the balcony at this corporate retreat. When AI takes all the good podcasting jobs, you'll be dreaming of $5 worth of fruit.   http://surething.money

This episode artwork is a photo I took at my psychiatrist's office, right outside the ECT room for the truly mentally-based who are looking to ascend, which tickled me to no end that maybe the answer to crippling depression and anxiety disorders could lay within a coffee table book about cruising. I also sent Wolfey a picture of my psych's waiting room to get him off my back about editing the latest ep, he thought I was in crisis but I was just refilling a script. What a dumb cunt. This is the real episode, though the last one really heats up around the 30 minute mark. No loops, no cheating, it's all recorded live. I feel I should give some context for Wolfey's belligerent venom towards the MICF Gala. This is a sad man's jealousy at being unable to connect with regular people in a social setting while being exiled to Perth as is revealed by the conclusion of the episode. misn u xo surething.money

It's like we were never gone.   http://surething.money

Piss on a school boy and watch your social credit soar. It's a new year and time to celebrate everything you've achieved in 2021. This episode is coming to you LIVE from May. We do a big bit on Luxury ATMs which I believe did again in another episode months later without either of us realising that we had already done it before, some of the riffs are different I think. Released early on our Patreon at patreon.com/surething.   http://surething.money

New, improved, regular servings of Sure Thing. This is Part 4 of a 2:40 pod. It might have come in short as I had to remove a very offensive impersonation from somewhere in there.   Congratulations to Alister Ryan for listening to 130 hours 51 minutes of the 74 hours 40 minutes of Sure Thing available over the past year.   Now this is the last part of Episode 37, but if my planning is correct we should already have at least one part of Episode 38 out, making this incredibly confusing.   patreon.com/surething http://surething.money

New, improved, regular servings of Sure Thing. This is Part 3 of a 2:40 pod.   Congratulations to Alister Ryan for listening to 130 hours 51 minutes of the 74 hours 40 minutes of Sure Thing available over the past year.   You can listen to Part 4 early at patreon.com/surething.   http://surething.money

New, improved, regular servings of Sure Thing. This is Part 2 of a 2:40 pod.   Congratulations to Alister Ryan for listening to 130 hours 51 minutes of the 74 hours 40 minutes of Sure Thing available over the past year.   You can listen to Part 3 early at patreon.com/surething.   http://surething.money

New, improved, regular servings of Sure Thing. This is Part 1 of a 2:40 pod.   Congratulations to Alister Ryan for listening to 130 hours 51 minutes of the 74 hours 40 minutes of Sure Thing available over the past year.   You can listen to Part 2 early at patreon.com/surething.   http://surething.money

A man goes into a Doctor, he says "Doc, I'm depressed, I don't think I can take it anymore, I've been thinking about killing myself". The Doctor says "Pierrot the Clown is performing tonight, that should cheer you up." The show is sold out, the man instead spends his money on the surething.money Patreon. He necks himself, but his credit card doesn't expire until 2025 so it works out pretty good for us and we make a bit extra when I don't need to buy a t-shirt. http://surething.money http://patreon.com/surething

Taking over Brigadoon one propaganda poster at a time. T-shirts now available. Listen early at our Patreon patreon.com/surething. http://surething.money

Debates become heated, dick-taties examined, judgement is passed. We're purging ourselves of our evils through bile and hate, spinning up the cult of personality and joining everybody down in the countryside to FASEA the music. http://surething.money 

Do you really identify with your gender? Give it some thought. The Plague Doctors are doing a robbery, scouring the shelves for the Guinness World Records book and booking a ticket to join the Taliban on a team building exercise that will last the rest of their lives. There are Chinese gulags where as many as 3 million Uyghur and other Muslim peoples have been detained.   Early access on Patreon. All the links at http://surething.money.