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Happy Sunday, happy morning, happy gay, and HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!! <3 This week Hannah and Danny play Scary or Horny? Where we talk witches and ghoulies and famous spooky grandmas and decide once and for all whether they are scary or actually are instead horny!!!! Join us for this super fun Halloween special episode, and don’t forget to like, subscribe, and leave a review!!! oooOOOooOOOOOoooooOOoooOoOooOOooOOooooo eiiiiwiiiieiieiiiieiwieiiieiikk!!!!!

Happy Sunday, happy morning, happy gay!!! This week, we come in with a bang and talk about how dogs mouths are wet, and also how we wet our mouths, and we talk about beaver anus pheromones and Hannah’s fantastic cooking career! Then Danny shares their experience in a virtual 3-Dimensional dreamscape immersive biology alien zoo and even does a David Attenborough impression, and Hannah talks about her virtual nature and yoga time! And we dive into some happys and crappies which include being sick yuck, getting a pierogi at an arcade bar, some free bagels, and a whole lotta vegan beans. Then we share our hymns of the week, talk about how the kid from spy kids and Meghan Trainor take poops together, poop knives, and the girl who had to put her poop in her purse. But not in a poop shame-y way! In a poop glory kind of way. And then we wrap it all up by clearing up for Hannah what exactly it is that a penis does when a person with one sits down. And as always, we wrap it up with a prayer, bless.

Happy Sunday, happy morning, happy gay AND HAPPY FIRST GUEST TO THE POD! We are so so excited to welcome our very first guest, the incredibly talented and fun and superb Robert Martin! This week, we talk about how to make queer friends, which Halloween movie is the best Halloween movie for your Halloween party (The Witches? Twitches? Halloweentown? Hocus Pocus??) and Robert checks in to find out if Danny has heard of Meg Stalter in the time since season 1. Then, we talk about how Hannah lives in Chicago and both Robert and Danny would both actually very much prefer to live in Chicago. And we share stories about all of our religious trauma! We talk about the influence of religion on our young queer selves: each of us formerly midwestern Catholic, methodist, unitarian, and Irish Catholic. We talk about the intertwined cultures of art and religion, where we’re finding religiosity and spirituality in our non-christian adult lives, and the shared rituals between church and queer spaces. And we talk some more about our favorite topic of all: how to find and make queer community! And, as always, we wrap it up with our weekly happies and crappies, some good communion, and a lil goodbye prayer.

This week, we find answer to the questions: Who decides if a baby is Gen Z? what the heck happened to make the ice cream too frozen in Phoenix? and could a small child sneak through Hannah’s vent? Then we talk about the sexiest parts of Harry Potter and which of our favorite modern kinks have their roots in the Harry Potter universe. Hannah tells about how her first time performing improv in like two years kicked butt, Danny tells about how they got in over their heads in gay volleyball, and then together we figure out what the biological root of foot fetishes actually is. Listen to find out what we’re thinking of for our Halloween costumes, what tasty snacks we’re having for our communion this week, and what good music and spooky Fall queer movies and TV shows we’re watching — spoilers, we both think Only Murders In The Building is really not that good. Oh, and please join us in sending up a lil prayer for JoJo Siwa and her run on Dancing With The Stars.

We're back! Happy Sunday, happy morning, happy gay to you all. Hannah tells the story of What Exploded In Her Kitchen and shows off her sick ass Halloween decorations, Danny talks about graduate school burn out, pumpkin cake, and why we shouldn't trust biology after all because it's a big gross bully.  We finish it out by discussing whether or not Kacey Musgrave's new divorce album is beautiful and also very very rude to the concept of marriage, if gay men are more into bestiality than not, the seasonal cheer of The Zombies, and how much we hate summer. For communion, Danny's having a chai tea latte and a good slice of cake, Hannah is having a dirty chai (ooo la) with a half pump of pumpkin and a crispy baguette with melted goat cheese.

This week, Danny and Hannah talk about where they've been, how they're doing, and spend 40 minutes free associating with the phrase, "come back" because, you see, this is an episode of us coming back. Subscribe us, like us, tell your aunt about us!

Ghosts and goblins and gays, oh my!

Sinister cereal. Sinistereal. Siesta ethereal. Real sins are teal.

Fold in the cheese, John!

Spooky came early this year

Can you believe we're still talking about Folklore? 

& Danny writes the titles of our episodes

Who is the more comfortable animal, Danny or Hannah?

What's ur blood taste like, tiger? A tiger's blood can't change its stripes! Bleed on my sno-cone please.   Music by @madostinyart Talks by @hannahfartz and @danj_ack

Music by @madostinyart on instagram Danny’s Recommendations: #BlackBirdersWeek   Listen to Ologies with Alie Ward, the episode titled Pelicanology (PELICANS) with Juita Martinez https://www.alieward.com/ologies/pelicanology   Follow #BlackInTheIvory   Follow Dr. Danielle N Lee @DNLee , Southern Illinois University Assistant Professor   Watch Nailed It on Netflix   Watch the music video for Shamir On My Own https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFJMAJT_BNc     Read the essay Summertime Selves (On Professionalization) by Nick Mitchell in The New Inquiry https://thenewinquiry.com/summertime-selves-on-professionalization/   Listen to Angela Davis’s speeches on Spotify   Follow Corina Newsome @hood_naturalist and watch her video of being in the field https://www.instagram.com/p/CBUItyNgIs7/     Hannah’s Recommendations: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9SOmubP-vk   https://faroutmagazine.co.uk/fiona-apple-will-donate-two-years-worth-of-song-royalties-to-charity/   Heavy balloon, shameika   @skatealldae     https://open.spotify.com/episode/2MmBADAWfFHfquE2R4jBvI?si=a6zeKa7rR0yMlS4xvWlD_w   Tasha https://open.spotify.com/artist/4ZbFpxbORhzU78ve8e62Ej?si=6ezM3p4vSVy1uvtg_tv_2w     https://open.spotify.com/track/1LvDHPfTpEMjgox22jxqSW?si=DLJd2lXPShOIkxETi_sutg   ‘68-‘05 - @hanifmuhhamad https://www.instagram.com/p/CBTQq9phP68/?igshid=     https://www.theguardian.com/music/2019/feb/15/pop-prince-and-black-panthers-the-glorious-life-of-chaka-khan     10 black visual artists https://www.instagram.com/p/CBBkeamjw0O/?igshid=1akdyr392r5u0   jessica williams     https://www.instagram.com/p/CA8orb7nk8-/?igshid=kurwujt5zzf7   Tomboy - Princess Nokia   https://open.spotify.com/track/6M1sRwraMMNUVCLUvo4e1B?si=Nlh98SW5RS6uS6bu8Ql9GA <

Links to a few places to donate, and educational resources: https://linktr.ee/transnormativity - @transnormativity   https://www.instagram.com/p/CAvbZyVh1xc/ thanks Xia for sharing this   https://instagram.com/blackvisionscollective?igshid=1ciccjseqvdo - @blackvisioncollective   https://instagram.com/reclaimtheblock?igshid=tu6gz91xkm34 - @reclaim the block   https://www.instagram.com/p/CAvYyaaj0hX/?igshid=1621mre4o9q5u - @mimizhuxiyuan

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