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The conclusion to the greatest story ever told…Listen to Em and Jamie devolve into madness with The Vampire King Part 2! Bloody good show. hah, get it? Finally on Goodreads: https://www.goodreads.com/user/show/77537693-em-jamieson All social media @TheSSRomance

 Welcome back to another minisode of Jamie’s Ruport. We discuss episode 4 and talk which character in Game of Thrones Shangie would be.

What happens what you forcibly mash fairy tales AND mythical creatures with an unbelievably vapid cast of characters? Genius, that’s what. Find us on Twitter, Facebook, Instagram @TheSSRomance Now on GoodReads!! https://www.goodreads.com/user/show/77537693-em-jamieson

This is a special weekly episode ruporting on Rupaul’s Drag Race! Jamie got really into it…. Twitter and Instagram @TheSSRomance

Having fun isn’t hard when you’ve got a super hot centaur guard…. Renee is a country girl at heart coming back to sell her grandfather’s Montana ranch. Little does she know that the horses and people on the ranch hold interesting secrets….. Twitter, Instagram, Facebook @TheSSRomance

This week Jamie and Em tackle, wrangle and writhe along with Unzipped by Angel Allen. This introductory book left us wanting more more more after Sadie, a hot virgin gives her best friend’s twin BROTHER a BJ at a club. For those of you wondering about who Gunther is, check out this page: https://www.youtube.com/user/guntherofficial Fav hits: No Pantalones, I’m not Justin Bieber bitch, ding dong song You’ll come for the spectacle and stay for the….spectacle.

What happens when several authors decide to write one short story? Hilarity, that’s what. Join Em and Jamie this week as they talk about Under His Protection, a story juicy, if it were chicken, it would get returned to the kitchen for fear of being undercooked! Enjoy!

This week, we release our SUPER late Christmas episode, except that the book really has nothing do with Christmas and everything to do with water safety. Hear Jamie rant about life jackets and all things naughty-cal hahah jk. ok, I’ll let myself out….

Okay! We are back with Hidden Hollywood by Kylie Gilmore! Follow the adventures of Claire Jordan, a super hot and sexy movie star, and Jake, a tech hottie. They’re both looking for love and bla bla bla…. you get the picture…. Find it here on Goodreads: https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/31446840-hidden-hollywood

 The loudest, drunkest, and the most inappropriate episode we’ve done. Have fun!

It’s almost the holidays and what better way to celebrate than to get your loved one a sex toy! Join us for part 1 of this magical hypothetical advent calendar filled with so much silicone, Pam Anderson would be jealous. Check out the show notes to follow this tantalizingly visual quest!

We are approaching the end of this series on “The Way to be a Sensuous Woman”! It’s been a weird and very groovy journey! And by groovy we mean totally unfortunate for women.

Annnd we’re back with Part 2 to Ways to become a Sensuous Woman! Join us on an erotic journey to the 1960s, In this episode, Jamie and I talk about diddling yourself, and how to use grocery store products creatively.

This week, Jamie and I enter the self-help, non-fiction genre with 1969’s “The Way to Become a Sensuous Woman” by J. This is a book about sex and how women should enjoy it to keep their man (who is so simple-minded, he’s akin to a caveman). This book is as liberated as house arrest. It’s dated, … Continue reading Episode 20 – The Way to Become a Sensuous Woman AKA how to please your man so he won’t leave you →

If you’d like to read along: http://a.co/3jkvdoa  Well, what can one say about a prequel that features a billionaire pale man that may or may not be a vampire and a woman so mind-numbingly saucy it’s like accidentally touching yourself with a ghost pepper? Well, I guess I said it. Mac Flynn does a hell of a job … Continue reading Episode 19 – The Pale Stranger →

 By far, my absolute favorite sex story cover of all time. Was I drawn to it because it looked horrible? Yes. Did the contents of this book make me snort with laughter? Yes. This book is 35ish pages of unadulterated (ha- get it…) fun.  

We’re back with a new episode of SSR! This week, I (Em), have a cold and we talked about Charlotte Stein’s Sheltered. Check out our episode if you like 1) terrible singing, 2) fruit analogies, 3) showtunes. Join us if you also like existential questions about what you call a man’s juicy butt and dreaming … Continue reading Episode 17 – Sheltered (or how a gritty Grease would play out if Sandy decided not to change) →

 This week, Jamie and I tackle “Protecting our Virgin” by Charlie Hart. Summary: Chloe is left stranded in Jamaica after her boyfriend of four weeks kicks her out of their hotel room for refusing to give up her virginity to him. He also grabs her passport from her purse and starts to shred it. Alone with … Continue reading Episode 16 – Protecting our Virgin (featuring some horrible accents) →

We will wait for you to figure out what ridiculous things the lovely Max Monroe has written about now. Yes, it’s a series, and yes it is in the same universe as “Tapping the Billionaire” but it now features hunky doctors! Woot woot! And yes, my Valley Girl voice IS annoying and I will never … Continue reading Episode 15 – Uhm…. A SUPER Sexy Doctor Romance →

This week in the world of romance, Em explains to Jamie the joys of doing the horizontal mambo Georgian style. This story by Lucinda Brant is book 2 of the Roxton Family series (how there are more than one, Em will never know). It follows Deb Cavendish, a high-class lady who’s interested in finding real … Continue reading Episode 14 – Midnight Marriage →