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Cozy up with the gals for this extra special holiday episode! Bean and Susie give their most lukewarm opinions on holiday traditions, and discuss both their gratitude and disdain for the passage of time. Find out what Bean DOES NOT want for Christmas, and find out which Holiday movie is Susie’s least favorite. Happy Holidays to all! Hopefully next year Strumper Radio Hour really takes off!!!!

Join the gals for yet another new format of podcasting! Bean and Susie discuss the nuances of women’s self defense tik toks, Christianity, and homesteading. The gals also try out some bird calls, and Susie holds a screwdriver that matches her outfit nicely. You won’t want to miss this episode!

Bernice and Susan are back, and this time with more crabs than ever before! Tune in to hear all about Susie's trash misadventures, Bean's run-in with ungrateful tourists, and how the gals plan to manifest a multi-family property. Bonus: some fresh hot takes about friendship incels!

The Strumpets are back, and this time they're on screen! (Which can be viewed here: https://youtu.be/eDbHJEMqKFY) Were there a plethora of technical issues? Yes, obviously, but that didn't stop these two from embarrassing themselves in front of the camera. Bean tried to recap some documentaries she watched while isolated, but immediately rescinded anything she said. Susie gives an update about tiktok sauce drama that happened back in May. Is this a new era for the gals? Who knows!!

The gals have reunited in the flesh! Susie updates us on her return to the motherland, Bean shares about her virtual near death experience. Kick back and listen to these two gals struggle to figure out what 1% of 10,000 is!

The gals were gone for a few months, and they're still not coming back. In the meantime, here's a little treat to tide you over! Bean and Susie gripe about their experiences with debilitating mental illness and the doctors that simply write them off as hysterical (depressed). Susie can no longer get Insulin due to an abrupt tragedy, and Bean is forced to take a break from comedy due to saying too many slurs in a single set. Stay tuned to find out if these things are true or just exaggerations because Susie is incapable of writing the truth!

The gals celebrate Bean's 24th trip around the sun by drinking Irish cream liqueur (something Bean should be avoiding) and talking about their favorite topic: guns. Bean spills all about her love life, and Susie also tries to contribute (but struggles to do so).

David and Susie catch up about the upcoming Brooke shields Hallmark film, what they did for Halloween, and which god-awful billionaire they would fuck/marry/kill. Kick back and relax to some mediocre-at-best conversation.

Is Bean back for this episode? Maybe. Either way, the gals revisit some of their old Facebook Messenger conversations from middle and high school. Is it pathetic? yes. Does Susie find evidence of Bean consistently being an unreliable and overall terrible friend throughout their entire friendship? also yes. Bonus: we find out what the gals' clown specialties would be!

David is back and ready to spew more hatred! On this week's episode, Susie and David review the long-anticipated Broadway-to-movie adaptation of Dear Evan Hansen, starring America's sweetheart Ben Platt. Susie cried and David cringed. If you want the movie spoiled and to hear some incoherent babbling about a musical, you've come to the right place!

Disclaimer: Susie, the worthless audio-engineer (Bean's words not mine), couldn't be bothered to edit this podcast to it's normally sub-par quality, so it may sound a little wonky. Plz 4giv us. The gals are back from their 7 month hiatus! Bean and Susie are very sorry to be so inconsistent, and in this episode they tell all about why their lives have been too chaotic to produce a podcast for their 10 listeners. This is mostly a barely-edited vulnerable update about the gals' lives, and what they hope to pursue in the future. If you even make it through this episode thank you so much for listening!

Sorry for the inconsistent uploads everybody! Susie and Bean are back to bring you a puss-filled episode about near-death experiences, and a very misinformed perspective on the conflicts happening in the middle east.

Episode #046: Valentines Day, Chik-Fil-A, and David's Steamy Dates by Strumpet Radio

Episode #045: Get Your Mourning Joe by Strumpet Radio

This week the gals tried to get up early, with only moderate success. Bean gives an excellent breakfast burrito tutorial, and Susie explains why your marriage is a failure if you spend your anniversary at a restaurant. Stay tuned, cause you won't want to miss out on this 5/10 episode!

Episode #043: David's Coup part 2: Electric Coup-aloo by Strumpet Radio

Bean has(yet again) abandoned her friendship with Susie and this podcast. David fills in her for and does a perfectly subpar job. Susie and David discuss the political climate for too long, and answer some questions to see if they fall in love.

Episode# 041: Happy (Belated) Holidays From the Strumpets by Strumpet Radio

It's Bean's turn to share her uninterrupted stream of consciousness! You got to hear all about Susie's internal struggle last week, and this week you get to hear all about Bean's debilitating social anxiety and increasing apathy towards the things she loves. Stay tuned and enjoy!

Bean (a total girl boss) had to abandon Susie this week to try and push her surplus of essential oils and knives onto people who don't want them. Susie delves into some self reflection, Jeffrey Epstein, and the Call Her Daddy podcast. Is this episode pretty weird and uncomfortable? Yes.