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Ross has a bone to pick with Mark's wife Diana, plus our Chief News Correspondent Sara Sanchez makes her STWR debutt as a guest on the show to discuss her process and the state of news in general. Also, the gang discusses the new "Sex & The City" reboot, Glenn Close's posture, balloon fetishes and more!"

We celebrate the birth of our beloved Cjay and uncover some hidden STWR secrets that have never been revealed! Who was Ross' first choice for podcast and who in the hell is Steve?!? That and much, much more! 

In the final episode of 2020, the gang gathers to predict the year to come. Also, due to public pressure, two new categories are added to this year’s TALKY AWARD NOMINATIONS. And Ross gets mad at everyone. Enjoy!

The Loon Theatre Company performs a dramatic reading of the letter from Malone's "Boy Caller" that is absolutely inappropriate. Plus Ross gets a new robo-recliner, SHNA updates us on the worldwide Moldavite shortage, Bethie and Malone get in a fight and much, much more!

While protests erupt in the streets against the TALKY AWARD nominations, Ross rages against the Amish community and renowned psychic Gary Spivey gives us predictions for 2021!"

In our 350th episode, we celebrate the very best of STWR in 2020 with the nominations for this years' STRAIGHT TALKY AWARDS! Will YOUR favorite be named by our all-star lineup of announcers? Plus Nikki's back, CJay finds his calling, Ross spies something magical with his little eye and Malone makes a groundbreaking announcement!

Not ready for the holidays? No worries! The STWR family has you covered with brand new merch and a HUGE kaftan announcement (with Dayo Oday)! Plus, our very own Liza Minnelli-ish comes back to get us in the holiday spirit like only she can!

The STWR family gathers for their annual Hungry Man Thanksgiving Festicle, but this year's just a lil' different. Plus, deets about Ross' daily life in NYC and so much more!

Ross finally reveals some huge life adjustments. Plus STWR favorite Rosie O’Donnell comes back to catch up, talk Trump & answer ANYTHING from Ross, the co-hosts & The Loons! Where was she election night? Did Melanie Griffith and Demi Moore really try to sneak her out of a hospital? And what is her opinion on buffets?!? Nothings off limits!

Ross admits his dark little secret, converts Malone to the dark side and does his best Wolf Blitzer impression. Then the one and only Lisa Vanderpump stops by to pump us all up!

To celebrate the 6th anniversary of the show, Ross invites the perfect guests on to reminisce. Plus, how the gang spent election night, who we'd each chose to be on a deserted island with and a musical performance for the ages. Here's to many more years together!

We are ignoring the election this week because WE ARE DONE WITH THE STRESS! Ross is furious with a pharmaceutical company stealing from the show, Nikki is extra catty, Cjay is masked for masked & Malone has some real good bad jokes. Plus, our guest is the top in his field (but what field is it?)! That and so much more! "

Ross stretches and tries something new, Malone reads Cjay, Nikki brings idioms back, the loons have a press conference, and we go Swingin’ coast to coast with more guests than we’ve ever had!

What a doozy! First, Ross votes live and then goes into further detail about his gentleman caller. Then Jackie Beat stops by to discuss her brand new plastic surgery. Next, Mark surprises everyone to play Are You Smarter Than Mark against The Loons! Also, Malone gets crabby, Cjay digs deep and Nikki yawns. And, without a doubt, Dori & Dexter steal the show."

In a new game, the co-hosts struggle to remember just about anything that's happened over the nearly six years of the podcast. Plus, a Loony press conference, Ross’ mysterious gentleman caller, a over-enthusiastic laugh track, whispers galore & so much more!

In a historic episode that will be studied, written about and eventually stored in the Smithsonian, Ross debuts The Loony Bin. You’ve been warned.

Ross celebrates a tough birthday by thanking the biggest VIP’s in the world. Plus, Nikki, Cjay and Malone take the reigns and bring in Guestapalooza 2020! Who’s next? No one knows! It’s a hilarious and emotional rollercoaster of a birthday show and we wouldn’t have it any other way!

Actress, comic and author Arden Myrin stops by the show to discuss her new book “Little Miss Little Compton” as well as what it was like working with THE Diane Keaton, Listener Victor begins his work as the Official STWR Publicist by focusing on a much-ignored demographic, Ross considers suing Domino’s Pizza and much, much more!

It’s a juggernaut of an episode with three - yes THREE - guests, including THE guest we’ve been waiting for! OMG!!! ;)

We have a new Senior News Chief Correspondent! Plus, Ross hasn’t been touched in way too long, but he has been poking himself (and so has Cjay!). Kiss Kiss & Tell and UnNikkiBelievable return and Kaftan designer Oday Shakar is a total hit (and surprises the gang with gifts galore!).