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Stormtroopin' With Unit 13: Tales From The Empire
48 minutes | Sep 19, 2016
Call of Cult 13 episode 13 - A Cappella Apocalypse
In this double length final episode Cult13 finally faces off with their rivals, the Yellow King! This epic battle results in multiple horrific deaths. Enjoy.
20 minutes | Sep 5, 2016
Call of Cult 13 episode12 - Penultimately Yours.
Cult 13 finally makes it to the Cloisters. Soon they will fight the ultimate battle with their demonic rock band nemesis, the Yellow King. But first they must sneak into the NYC landmark and wait for the rival musicians to arrive.
23 minutes | Aug 22, 2016
Call of Cult13 episode 11 - Is Blood Thicker Than Demonic Possession?
Cult 13 has a plan to sneak into the Yellow King's cloister show before they perform, to stop them from broadcasting their mind possessing music, to an international audience. That is, until some family ties detour Cult 13's mission.
13 minutes | Aug 8, 2016
Call of Cult 13 episode 10 - A Song To Crush Their Enemies With
Cult 13 having stolen Lillian's van and Lillian's grandmother's diary, the remaining band members proceed to gather information on a song they can weaponize.
24 minutes | Jul 25, 2016
Call of Cult 13 Episode 9 - Van-splaining
After having returned form the dream world, Lillian kicks the other band members out of her apartment, abandoning them with no notice or warning, to stop the Yellow King's show without her. So they steal her van.
23 minutes | Jul 11, 2016
Call of Cult 13 episode 8 . Alternate World Tour
Still trapped in the dream world Cult13 must sing for their supper.
20 minutes | Jun 27, 2016
Call of Cult 13 episode 7 InXanadu
Cult13 has been transported to the dream world. A dark mysterious place where they still manage to find a bar and get thrown out.
21 minutes | Jun 13, 2016
Ep 6 The Yellow King Drop A Mix Tape.
Cult 13 is at the Yellow King venue and seem to have them cornered. Will Cult 13 be able to get back stage or will the cassette tape, that Lillian received, be enough?
24 minutes | May 30, 2016
Call of Cult13 episode 5 - Yo! Cult Rush the Show.
After Cult13's epic rock show fails to get a single fan to attend. The band focuses again on The Yellow King and whether or not they are folk or funk.
15 minutes | May 16, 2016
ep 4 A Cuttle Thing Happened on the way to CBGBs show.
The band members of Cult13 finally get to their CBGB's show, but not without some cephalopod interference.
21 minutes | May 2, 2016
Call of Cult 13 episode 3 : Day Jobs, Don't Quit Them
As the players fight with anachronisms, they soon learn what works in 1977 and what doesn't. They have to make a living but they still find time to investigate their new rivals the band the Yellow King.
19 minutes | Apr 18, 2016
Call of Cult 13 episode 02 - Yellow King Fever
In the midst of the realization that another band, The Yellow King, might steal Cult 13's thunder. Cult 13's band members fight for dominance, split between practicing for their epic CBGB's show and finding out more about the band The Yellow King.
20 minutes | Apr 4, 2016
Call of Cult 13: Sex, Drugs & Cthulhu
Do you like the idea of being in a rock band but never bothered to really learn to play an instrument? Us too! Do like to hear potty mouthed adults play a horror role playing game where they pretend to be in a rock band in 1977 New York City? How could you know until you listen!
30 minutes | Feb 1, 2015
Episode XX: Welcome to Yavin
In this cliffhanger conclusion to season one, Emperor Palpatine himself gives the gang a direct order to transform themselves into a covert team which later earns a nasty reputation on the HoloNet as "Shadow 13." While enroute to Yavin in a pimped-out ship provided by the Empire, newly-appointed Captain Schwartz informs Fritz and Deuce that their homeworld of Alderaan is all-de-gone and the crew gets appointed an overly-enthusiastic ensign with the worst Chinese accent ever. Wait, that's cockney? Ok, slightly better. Thanks for listening and stay tuned for "Stormtroopin' with Unit 13: Tales from the Empire - Season 2" coming soon to an Internet near you!
23 minutes | Jan 19, 2015
Episode XIX: The Great Gygaxian Massacre
As the acid rainstorm pummels the plains of Gygaxian 7 with no sign of letting up, the caves are suddenly invaded by Imperial forces— and a Zabrak Sith Lord with forces all his own. Davin rises to the occasion with a persuasive speech to Krell, Twink really wants to "touch Davin's triangle," and you just can't keep a good Renkill down.
24 minutes | Jan 4, 2015
Episode XVIII: Purple People Greeters
Stranded on Gygaxian 7, the gang hurries to send out a distress signal before an acid rainstorm consumes their now incapacitated tourism vessel. Luckily a humanoid life-form named Krell and his purple tribe of reptilian equestrians aid Unit 13 by ferrying them away to caves for shelter. Schwartz and Davin consider enslaving the tribe while Deuce mistakes a sidearm for side-boob and Fritz begins to think there’s more to this primitive clan when he notices one of them using a modern-day laser spork!
24 minutes | Dec 21, 2014
Episode XVII: Gygaxian 7 or Bust
After Twink takes the crew on an ill-fated detour to Gygaxian 7, Unit 13 tries to repair the Hellbringer with the assistance of some wise-cracking droids. Meanwhile Schwartz wonders if they can't just stick around and use the natives of this primitive outpost to start an Empire of his own.
21 minutes | Dec 7, 2014
Episode XVI: Nocturnal Admissions
When the new Fritz coughs, a Jedi loses his wings. Tal invents "Pop-Unders," Twink spells "galaxy" with three X's and most importantly, I can not stress this enough: It is NOT a cockpit or "Flight Dick." We are adults who presumably live in a society. It is called a "FLIGHT DECK," people. Grow up!
29 minutes | Nov 23, 2014
Episode XV: The Unit 13 Life Day Unspectacular!
Why did they call it the Star Wars "Holiday Special?" It was a LIFE DAY special, people. Come on! Let's put an end to the war on Life Day, already. This week the gang plays The Dozens with Schwartz's clone heritage in an off-da-hook clone battle (not to be confused with a "battle of the clones"), Fritz probably uses the Force to get to Yavin (not Davin) and Ffej rests in pieces. Delicious pieces.
26 minutes | Nov 9, 2014
Episode XIV: Pimp My Hyperdrive
The gang's space tourism business is taken over by a Rodian scoundrel named Drah Bah'ru who intends to retool their ship for his smuggling services. Twink gathers up Ffej's remains for some presumably gross and/or sexual reason, Fritz pesters the "Towelmaster" while he removes Deuce's implant and the words "red tip" make everyone giggle like little girls.
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