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The beginning of this episode is weird because Frank won't give us his audio track, so you'll only hear Jack yelling. Frank hangs up about 2 minutes in hopefully dies. Not sure.  This is a fight episode. Enjoy.

Jack isn't here but it's okay, we found another woman. Dani (@danniialba) joins us to discuss Bolivian prison, Dani's concerning pageant childhood, and Frank's extremely caucasian one. It's a new decade! Probably one of the last ones for our species! Cool!

Oh good, a Christmas episode the day after Christmas.  We talk about jews, Frank's hot sister and Jack reads a song he wrote when he was young and being unknowingly cucked by a woman.  Never forget that Obama drone killed all of those little children. Happy holidays, everyone.

I didn't even want to die while we recorded this one. Wow! We confront Jack about his fake Carebear radio personality, Frank and Jack fight about Chapo Trap House, we discuss the sad state of affairs that is the boys' sex education, and Brandi and Frank argue about the police.   

Frank was busy this week, so it's just Jack and Brandi. You know what that means. A Star Wars argument and a rant about suicide.  We also talked about thanksgiving, the lord allah jesus christ, and some ideas for marketing the pod.

Hey, the show is back! We took a month off and this is why. Listen to Brandi and Frank scream at each other. I don't remember what else happened in this episode because we recorded it a month ago and it was too embarrassing to listen to again so I made Jack edit it.  Enjoy.

The fellas are back on their BS 

If the FBI wants you dead, they just kill you and no one can do anything about that. Let's listen to a show! Jack tells a story about killing a dog, Frank speaks spanish, we talk about Siamese twins, pregnancy fetishes, Moviepass, Elizabeth Holmes and which fictional character Brandi would fuck. 

The planet is dying, probably. Ah, well. Let’s listen to a podcast to distract from our inevitable demise! This week, the boys try to fix Brandi’s depression again, Jack takes a quiz to see if he has traits of autism, and Brandi and Frank scream at each other about the climate.

This week we talk about embarrassing crying stories, asking girls out, the Shane Gillis SNL firing, Jack's sociopathy, and time travel. Enjoy it while it lasts, we'll all be dead soon.

We talk about the Trumpy’s sick Chrissy Teigen burn, ugly people, why sexism is fake, why Frank deleted Jack off of his friends list, Frank’s social awkwardness, and his new Grindr account.

It's a human scale of drunkness: Frank is hungover, Jack's had a few and Brandi is more drunk than she should be.  We talk about Florida vs. California (I mean, really. No contest), christian books and movies, Jack's boring taste in women, and Brandi's eventual suicide.

Look, I don't have to explain myself to you degenerates. This is an absurd episode with extremely poor audio quality but it's funny sometimes. And sometimes I get yelled at by Frank. Sometimes Jack gets exhausted and talks to me condescendingly, like I'm a child. You know the deal by now.  (I'm replacing my mic tomorrow, you snippy autists, relax)  

Jack was at an Antifa event, so LowRes Wünderbred (https://lowres.live) sat in for this chaotic, pointless episode. We talked about Epstein, conspiracy theories, Spiderman, and Frank's weird childhood. Is it illegal to hold a gun menacingly while your child is in time out? Who's to say?

Jack and Brandi discuss Epstein's "suicide", "What Would You Do" scenarios (spoiler alert: Brandi wouldn't stop a rape), technological inventions, and books (gross).

It was a weird week. This is the second recording attempt because Brandi ruined the first one by throwing a tantrum, and Jack was 10/10 angry about it all week. But the show must go on...for some reason.  Zach and Frank were both busy, so Jack and Brandi talk ramen, how stupid the Boomer generation is, the ironic humor of young people, isolation vs. friendship, and choosing an opponent for a human vs. animal death match (Jack thinks he can knock out a giraffe, bye). 

Wake up with Stephen Hawking Fight Club!  No, literally. We’d all just woken up. But wow, I’m glad I did because after discussing political messages in entertainment (yuck), women wanting to fuck serial killers (self-included, hmu if you’re a murderer) and Charlize Theron being a cunt, Frank regales us with a sweet childhood story, featuring his first love, Gay Henry.  And a bonus story about the time he was chased by a homeless community.

I'm sorry for the audio. It's bad. It's my fault I should have been more diligent with the levels.  Lowres Wunderbread (www.lowres.live , @LowresWB on Twitter) joins us. Brandi and Zack hate each other, Trump 2020?, Epstein, choosing a child to murder, and we get scolded for our bad RSS feed. 

Look we were tired this episode. It's been a long week. Frank, Brandi, and Jack talk about that bathwater girl, Epstein, movies, some other stuff I dont know.

Jack, Brandi, and Frank discuss immigration, running for president, Canadian strippers, and Harriet Tubman.