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12.12: The Man From M.A.H.U.N.C.L.E. In which Mike buys a demonically possessed artefact. Martin identifies some vintage bootlegging techniques. Kris introduces ’Anagram Corner’, and Deano makes his STARBURST Radio debut. As STARBURST Issue 482 approaches the print deadline, the show soldiers on with witty tales of cannibalism, suicidal babies, bears and twinkies. *Show first broadcast on Wed 17th May 2023 [Featuring a Film Review of Operation Fortune: Ruse de guerre and a unexplained demonic sound at 1:14:31] All recordings are issued under an official license from Fab Radio International.

12.11: The Simple Shark Formula In which Kris explains why Jedis shouldn’t rock and why The Rock shouldn’t do anything. While Mike accuses Aubrey Plaza of dumbing down and asks, "Whatever happened to Robert Urich?". The Ninja of Shrek and The Blair Witchfinder General waste your time with their ramblings on Stars on Mars, Silo, From, CatNuggets, and Operation Fortune pacts. *Show first broadcast on Wed 10th May 2023 [Featuring a Film Review of Guardians of the Galaxy Vol.3] All recordings are issued under an official license from Fab Radio International.

12.10: Crispy Corpse Donuts In which Mike reveals his traumas with an overly zealous postman and has a choice word for the dominant ticket vendor in the UK. Martin declares that Steve Martin is definitely NOT his Clouseau and gives less than support for the third Guardians of the Galaxy movie. Kris reaffirms his love for a green lady (maybe not the one you are thinking of) and offers some clarity regarding the don’t eat list. The keyboards are jammy, Craig Charles is alive, and the Snyder Knights continue developing a fantasy film franchise, as STARBURST Radio continues to stagger through its twelfth season. *Show first broadcast on Wed 3rd May 2023 [Featuring a Film Review of Renfield and a useless non-review of Sisu] All recordings are issued under an official license from Fab Radio International.

12.09: Shia LaBeouf’s Shed In which Kris continues to experience Westworld blues and further defines the horrors of excessive fan service. Mike suffers from container park confusion and too many Millers. Martin has a heartwarming cinematic experience and has his anus exposed. After a violent start, STARBURST Radio delivers an opus of lost cities, the apocalypse and flushed onions. *Show first broadcast on Wed 26th April 2023 [Featuring Film Reviews of 25-5-77, The Super Mario Bros. Movie and Evil Dead Rise] All recordings are issued under an official license from Fab Radio International.

12.08: Donkey Content In which Martin brings back ferrets and has a harrowing night with wet pants and comical cops. Kris gets the vegetarian vibes and manages to rework the CV of Kate Winslet. Mike pitches Three and a Half Men and remembers when the Ghost Rider exposed himself to a youngster. Squid Game heads to America, video disc rentals shock everyone by still existing, and the show actually manages to make it to the end this week. *Show first broadcast live on Wed 19th April 2023 All recordings are issued under an official license from Fab Radio International.

12.07: Hiding Among the Wookiees In which Mike’s tagline amnesia hits a new low point and reveals some shocking MCU news! While Kris takes on a fearful arachnid with a secret weapon that could only be found in a posh boutique hotel and gets his national parks really messed up! After an exhausting weekend at Star Wars Celebration 2023, the boys ignore all sensible advice and try to host the show after narrowly avoiding a real-life Star Wars heist and not sleeping for days. The episode you are about to listen to is a cautionary tale that includes a free guide on how to cure vampire bites the HAMMER way. *Show first ineptly broadcast on Wed 12th April 2023 [WARNING: May contain people that tired that they make very little sense!] All recordings are issued under an official license from Fab Radio International.

12.06: The Return of the Krisinator In which Kris ponders the imperfect futures of sci-fi movies and brings the ‘jiggle jiggle’ to the subject of UFOs. While Mike examines the current state of the war between Disney and Florida and accidentally uncovers a relationship that defies the laws of nature during a stoic defence of super pets. It is yet another packed episode of STARBURST Radio that includes the evolution of Henry Cavill, some tea-cosy coppers, and an attempt to finally identify the species of Goofy. *Show first broadcast on Wed 5th April 2023 [Featuring Film Reviews of - EO and Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves] All recordings are issued under an official license from Fab Radio International.

12.04: The Solar Vagina In which Mike remembers the moment he met "Shirley Bassey" and also discovers how much STARBURST Magazine meant to "Steve Jobs". While Kris intercepts a phantom broadcast and takes a timeout with some VR Cinema. Shazam has a meltdown, a live mentalism act takes place on-air, and the Snyder-Con approaches faster than a grasping fanbase... *Show first broadcast on Wed 29th March 2023 [Featuring Film Review of - John Wick: Chapter 4] All recordings are issued under official license from Fab Radio International.

12.04: Shazam! Fury of the Pods In which Kris demands a post-credit embargo and experiences a personal space invasion in an empty cinema. While Mike examines the problems of the extended cut of Return of the King and finally gives the last rites for Mindhunter. Mephisto arrives, the cancellation of Willow becomes slightly less cancelled, and a Quake may be about to erupt in the MCU. *Show first broadcast on Wed 22nd March 2023 [Featuring Film Review of - Shazam! Fury of the Gods] All recordings are issued under official license from Fab Radio International.

12.03: Winnie the Pooh and the De Pattied Jenkins In which Mike steals trays of food at posh parties, continues to perfect the art of the reverse spoiler, and also continues to forget the tagline of the magazine he has worked at for over a decade. While Kris embraces his Alan Partridge lifestyle, announces the least surprising TV cancellation EVER, and attempts to rework the evolution of dinosaurs as a species. Oscars etiquette is examined, Tarantino's final movie is revealed, and a retooled John Carpenter classic is on its way... *Show first broadcast on Wed 15th March 2023 [Featuring Film Reviews of Scream 6, 65, Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey, Pearl, and Infinity Pool] All recordings are issued under official license from Fab Radio International.

12.02: An Audience with Kendo Nagasaki In which Kris proposes some copy Kendos, goes all newsmic, and suffers from Lethal Weapon induced cat flap confusion. While Mike isn't looking forward to the return of Brave Devil and the Reprimander, suffers some Xeno-phobia, and makes a bold Finn prediction. In this special edition of STARBURST Radio dedicated to the mighty Kendo Nagasaki. *Show first broadcast on Wed 8th March 2023 [Featuring an interview with iconic wrestling legend, Kendo Nagasaki live at the FAB Cafe on Sun 5th Feb 2023] All recordings are issued under official license from Fab Radio International.

12.01: Cocaine Bear and the Orangutan's Trousers In which Mike gets roped into Bella Ramsey's spoilers, and brings some digital godliness to the masses. While Kris regrets his atomic habanero wings, but manages to explore the mythology of a new Fatal Attraction. There are blue rainbows, web hackings, a Cocaine Bear review, Harry Houdini's Handcuff Key turns up, and Laughing Bags just ain't what they used to be as STARBURST Radio returns with Season 12. *Show first broadcast on Wed 1st March 2023 [WARNING: Sadly it only takes 80 mins before Mike has his first live on-air meltdown of Season 12 and it isn't suitable for those with a sensitive disposition!] All recordings are issued under official license from Fab Radio International.

11.19: Epilogue: What Happened In New York (Live From Caesars Palace) In which Kris introduces a new type of Candy, examines the Netflix cancellation fetish, and confuses his Obi-wan girls. Mike worries about the future of movie soundtracks, reveals the only 'real' reason to visit Bradford, and finally gets to The World's Fair, 59 years too late! The boys hit New York, and New York hits back with a weather bomb, and a drug store robbery, while a knife wielding maniac is loose on the nearby subway. Amidst the chaos, Avatar: The Way Of Water and M3GAN are reviewed, and The Walking Dead share top billing with the Muppets at a museum loquated in Queens. [Featuring: Special Appearance From "Lulu"] *Show recorded Live on Sat 7th January 2023 at Caesars Palace, Las Vegas. All recordings are issued under official license from Fab Radio International.

Episode 11.18: The Lurking Lurgy of STARBURST Magazine aka The STARBURST Christmas Special 2022 In which Mike still hasn't got used to his cyborg eyes, and wants to unleash some serious pennies from heaven. Kris expresses his Bruce Willis regrets, and fiercely defends a certain Sith dagger. It's time for the usual antidote to all the happy, mainstream Crimbo fun - the STARBURST Christmas Special 2022. The STARBURST Editorial team take you on a journey through their Top 10 Movies of 2022. An opus of slabbing anger, apocalyptic parenting, and absolutely NO scratching. *Show recorded live on Fri 16th December 2022 All recordings are issued under official license from Fab Radio International.

11.17: The Guy From Floor 10 aka Live From Caesars Palace Yet Again! In which Mike recalls his monkey themed divorce papers, and receives some life changing news, Kris realises that Jaws can never be too big, and gets a shirtless man ejected, while Dan predicts the return of some Hollywood legends, and gets a buffalo rinsing. The editor of STARBURST signs off, the Titanic completes its voyage, and the puffer fish are hanging from the ceiling. *Show recorded Live on Thurs 16th June 2022 at Caesars Palace, Las Vegas. All recordings are issued under official license from Fab Radio International.

11.16: A Christmas Seance aka The STARBURST Christmas Special 2021 In which Kris gets to see Dune and a male anus. Mike gets some mixed feedback and a chat with the other side. Martin ruins Zak Bagans' Haunted Museum, and really ruins Supergirl. Fancy some festive cheer, and heartwarming Xmas fun? We thought not...so here is the usual bleak, dark and highly inappropriate offering that is the STARBURST Christmas Special. [IMPORTANT: Stay on after the credits for our special Krismas celebration] *Show first broadcast on Mon 20th December 2020 All recordings are issued under official license from Fab Radio International.

Episode 11.15: Bonus Episode - The Suicide Squad In which Kris and Mike have an impromptu get together to reveal the future of STARBURST Magazine, before nipping off to watch The Suicide Squad which is reviewed with extreme spoilers! *Show recorded on Mon 2nd Aug 2021 All recordings are issued under official license from Fab Radio International.

11.13: The Official STARBURST Radio 10th Birthday Party - PART 3 In which Martin, Mike and Kris conclude their time trip through a decade of STARBURST Radio. A special celebration over three nights and ten hours, featuring requested highlights, surprises and favourite memories from the listeners and the STARBURST Family. [PART 3 takes us from Avengers: Infinity War in 2018 up to 2021] *Show first broadcast on Thurs 26th March 2021 All recordings are issued under official license from Fab Radio International.

11.13: The Official STARBURST Radio 10th Birthday Party - PART 2 In which Kris, Martin and Mike take you on a time trip through a decade of STARBURST Radio. A special celebration over three nights and ten hours, featuring requested highlights, surprises and favourite memories from the listeners and the STARBURST Family. [PART 2 takes us from the return of Star Wars with The Force Awakens in 2015 up to 2017] *Show first broadcast on Wed 25th March 2021 All recordings are issued under official license from Fab Radio International.

11.12: The Official STARBURST Radio 10th Birthday Party - PART 1 In which Mike, Kris and Martin take you on a time trip through a decade of STARBURST Radio. A special celebration over three nights and ten hours, featuring requested highlights, surprises and favourite memories from the listeners and the STARBURST Family. [PART 1 takes us from the show's birth in 2011 up to 2014] *Show first broadcast on Wed 24th March 2021 All recordings are issued under official license from Fab Radio International.