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In our season finale, Patty & Acid crown the official Stalking Spurs BB of the Season and wrap up the absolutely bonkers year that was. Also: we check in on South Korea’s love for their Golden Boy, Dier and Doherty’s fandom of F1 and BennyBoo’s engagement to Emily. Let’s get social The Golden Boot The Congrats: Dele, BennyBoo, PEH, Gollini, Harry    The Speech   The Tearz   The Interviews: BBC, Sports Illustrated, The Spurs Express, SkySports      The South Korean coverage: commentating, homecoming, receiving the Cheongnyeong Medal  - which is a HUGE deal  Journey to Top 4 The season in a tweet  Posts from Ledley, Jamie, Conte, BennyBoo  Season Break Check-in Welcome Ivan  Eriksen come back  Maybe even Dele too!!  New kit  With a surprise detail  Red Bull racing welcomes Eric and Matt  Benny Boo and Emily Caplan get hitched  BB of the Season Cutie Romero  Jan’s squad and happy campers  The return of Ayla  Eriksen’s kids Tito Sonny with his niblings and more, if you can take it  Tito Sonny with no neck Salvi Sanchez and Miguel and Pedro Moura PEH with his viking kids   The Kane kids, unmasked Hugo and Guilianna Thank you to Pietro Lazatin for our music. Follow us on Twitter and on Instagram @StalkingSpurs

Patty & Acid demand justice for Doherty for the double hate crimes of that terrible tackle on the pitch and a tragic haircut from his youth. Also: we talk about celebrity fans, our old and new Danish Boos, and why @SpursOfficial might want to look into an Only Fans account. Thank you to Pietro Lazatin for our music. Follow us on Twitter and on Instagram @StalkingSpurs Let’s get social Harry at The Masters  And his pivot into punditry   Emma Raducanu in Spurs kit!  Ben for Tottenham Thotspur About Eriksen - our classy fans, our sweet boys, and Harry speaks for all of us Sonny for the Golden Boot  Harry's vendetta against Leicester  PEH and the NHS Heroes  Doherty's tragic hair  And what it reminds us of Baby Royal and Baby Lucas  BB of the Week PEH cheeses it up  Sanchez with Salvi, Not pictured: his neck Alex and Charlie  The Vertonghen Kids

Patty and Acid break down two videos: a Q&A with our Welsh cuties Ben Davies and Joe Rodon and a vlog from our Spanish sweetie Marta Diaz (herself the sweetheart of Sergio Reguilon). Plus: a round-up of the precious social media posts inspired by our recent wins. Thank you to Pietro Lazatin for our music. Follow us on Twitter and on Instagram @StalkingSpurs Let’s get socialPrecious Moments FC Conte's face!  Kulu's caption! PEH's self-talk!  Sonny and Hugo!  Hugo's love!  Gollini's advocacy!  Spurs' cutest fan!  Q&A with our Welsh Q-ties  The other dynamic duo  The other Spurs, the other Beautiful Game  Marta Diaz at home with Reggy   The feature length film  BB of the Week Alex and Charlie Morgan  Mario Gazzaniga  Cutie Romero  Salvi Sanchez  Toby with his girls - THE JACE ERASURE  The Vertonghen Fam  The Eriksen Fam  Lily Sissoko

Patty & Acid break down the Wheels and Doors video to glean insights about Harry’s leadership style. We also celebrate our record breaking duo, say one last goodbye to Dele, and explain why we may pivot to writing Spurs slash fiction. Thank you to Pietro Lazatin for our music. Follow us on Twitter and on Instagram @StalkingSpurs Let’s get social The Wheels or Doors Debate  Sonny blocking Reggy's view  Sonny falling into the laps of Gollini, Royal, and Cuti  Spurs with the 3 best games of the season  City can't win against us  Take a bow, Harry  DADDY  THAT Son and Harry pic  THAT damn 4th official  Fuck you COYS Twitter  Opta Joe Official: Record breakers  COYS Hawaii  The hugs from Reggy, Sonny, Harry, and Dier  Fans sing Dele's song  Hugo brings Dele to say goodbye  BB of the Week Could be the Kane kids but who knows  Cutie Romero  Salvi Sanchez Giuliana Lloris  The Dembeles and Vertonghens

What is this 1kg grocery item Højbjerg has with him on match day? Could the answer lie with new boy Bentacur’s homeland? What does this have to do with PEH’s extra cup? Patty & Acid have answers as well as some all new theories. Plus: tributes for Dele and Dembele.  Thank you to Pietro Lazatin for our music. Follow us on Twitter and on Instagram @StalkingSpurs Let’s get social Højbjerg's mystery match day groceries  What the grocery item actually was  Dembele retires!  But wait, not yet!  Tributes from Toby, Wanyama and praise from Poch  Hugo renews his contract  For an extremely good and true reason  Dele's official goodbye statement  Heartbreaking fan insight  Goodbye video from the club  Tributes from Dier, Sonny, BennyBoo, and Harry  Quickfire questions with Bentacur BB of the Week Necha Aurier  Cutie Romero  The Kulasevski Kids  Uruguayan Liv Tyler Salvi Sanchez on a llama 

Patty & Acid share their January transfer window wish list including names from rival clubs, other sports, and the world of film. We also celebrate Erik Lamela’s well deserved 2021 FIFA Puskas Award and welcome a surprise first time entry into BB of the Week.     Thank you to Pietro Lazatin for our music. Follow us on Twitter and on Instagram @StalkingSpurs Let’s get social Transfer wish list:  Mason Mount clay pigeon shooting and coloring with his niece Marcus Rashford in conversation with Obama and suiting up for his MBE  Jack Grealish with Stormzy and his dog Skye Alfonse Areola’s squee-worthy BB  Etheridge’s chow chows and with his mom - Hi Tita! Eriksen’s interview and next chapter (just come home!)  Sonny stirs some Ted Lasso rumors   A very Regui new year Lamelly wins the Puskas Award for that rabona that Jan foresaw   BB of the Week Sia Doherty turns 3  The Vertonghen fam garage The Lloris' on a plant box  Leandro Lloris sleeps through dad's performance Necha Aurier likes Paw Patrol The Alderweireld fam on NYE  The mystery children we'll never know Until now

We have a starting eleven’s worth of Spurs BBs in this episode. Patty & Acid compile and confer on all of the Christmas photos from the Llorises, the Morgans, the Højbjergs, and more. We cover everything from the cute and chaotic to the completely invisible necks.  Thank you to Pietro Lazatin for our music. Follow us on Twitter and on Instagram @StalkingSpurs Let’s get social Tom Holland and Sonny fanboy about Spurs  Tom and Sonny choose their Avengers The boys greet us Merry Christmas Christmas charades with Skippy, Lucas, and Hugo   BB of the Week The Mouras  The Vertonghens  The Gazzanigas  The Sanchezes  The Masons  Mommy and Daddy Højbjerg and with the kids  The Llorises  The youngest Llorises running up to Hugo  Papa or Tito Emerson?  The Morgansand the Morgans again

Patty & Acid play “Is it SponCon or Organic?” about all the Spider-man celebrations and crossover content. We also deep dive into the scoop-dense BennyBoo Davies profile in The Athletic. At half time with Toby, we discuss the question “New Spurs, Who Dis?” Let’s get social The video that started it all  Spurs gets in on it  Sonny whips out the Spidey celly  The inevitable Tom and Sonny meet and greet  Sonny with a fan  One last appearance on Son's feed  And now everyone's doing it  ESPN's recap  A past Marvel x Premier League tie up We gotta talk about Skipp and Lucas  Dier's caption game BennyBoo's The Athletic profile  Mr Gold's Covid scare scoop  BB of the Week Ayla and Jace Alderweireld ​​Necha Aurier  Charlie Morgan Thank you to Pietro Lazatin for our music. Follow us on Twitter and on Instagram @StalkingSpurs

It’s Conte this and Conte that! Patty & Acid break down the Conte Hype Train, where it’s going, and who’s along for the ride. Even Conte’s daughter is in the mix! She joins one of the most crowded and competitive BB of the Week lineups in Stalking Spurs history. Let’s get social Conte brings intensity  Attempts to smile Brings in Ryan Mason And outlaws ketchup  Why PEH didn't celebrate  The preciousness of Reggy   Conte's aggressive celebration   Celly on the ‘gram: Sonny, Ben, and Dele BB of the Week The Vertonghen Kids Charlie Morgan  The Sissoko Fam  Casa Conte Happy Birthday Salvi Sanchez  PEH and his giant babies Necha "Don't Kill My Vibe" Aurier  Hugo pushing prams and pretending not to save goals  Toby's parenting philosophy Thank you to Pietro Lazatin for our music. Follow us on Twitter and on Instagram @StalkingSpurs

It’s lights, camera, fashion at Stalking Spurs! Patty & Acid talk about Adele on the cover of Vogue, Son Heung-Min in the pages of Elle, and Harry Kane and Regui on the red carpet for James Bond. Do we even talk about football? Well, yeah, a bit, we guess. Let’s get social Adele's 73 questions for Vogue Sonny's Elle Korea Interview Spurs on the Red Carpet: Harry and Kate Kane, Regui and Marta Spurs pose for a class photo and then for casual Friday BB of the Week Salvador Sanchez's growth spurt Lucas and Miguel the gymnast The Vertonghen Kids with their dad Necha Aurier, the model Charlie Morgan and the world's smallest pumpkin Lleandro Lloris and his favorite word Marinne and the Lloris kids at the beach Thank you to Pietro Lazatin for our music. Follow us on Twitter and on Instagram @StalkingSpurs

Patty & Acid chat about our loveable left-back Sergio Reguilón looking like a millennial dad running errands in our third kit, getting pranked about his FIFA rankings, and taking Marta out for date night to Salt Bae’s new restaurant. Also: what’s up with our form!? Let’s get social Regui as a dad running errands in the third kit  Regui, Doherty, and Japhet discuss team FIFA Rankings  Regui’s pranked about his ratings Regui and Marta’s date night: the steak and the same-day edit  Coco Lamela wishing us luck - WE NEED IT  Shit Jan Likes: US, STILL, APPARENTLY!  Hojbjerg and the smile that launched a smile listicle   BB of the Week Leando Lloris’ gender norm breaking birthday  Anna Rose Lloris looking like a young Jennifer Garner  Charlie Morgan HATES TIKTOK  HoyBB cuddle time and Rosa’s birthday  Ayla Alderweireld’s dad takes her to school and, BTW, happy birthday Thank you to Pietro Lazatin for our music. Follow us on Twitter and on Instagram @StalkingSpurs

Patty & Acid discuss the Harry Kane transfer drama, Nuno’s Fashionable Dad ‘fits, and then check in on Coco, Toby, and Jan. At halftime, we cautiously allow ourselves to feel joy about our 100% win rate for the opening two Premier League games.  Let’s get social The life of a Spurs fan in a tweet   Getting swept away with Rog getting swept away too Craig Mitch on the haters who gonna hate  Nuno dressed  for success   Levy trying to look approachable LOL Hugo’s 300th commemorative team photo  Harry’s statement and that wild stat    Checking in on our old boys Lamelly, Toby, and Jan BB of the Week Charlie Morgan, Lily Sissoko, Salvador Sanchez, Necha Aurier, and Ayla Alderweireld Thank you to Pietro Lazatin for our music. Follow us on Twitter and on Instagram @StalkingSpurs

Patty & Acid are in extremely good spirits over Nuno Espirito Santo, the newly announced Head Coach. In this bonus pod, we play “Ok stop” with Nuno’s first video interview on Spurs Official’s YouTube channel  Let’s get social Nuno as Tottenham’s first black manager His footballing style Just a breath of fresh air A highlight reel in a tweet Thank you to Pietro Lazatin for our music. Follow us on Twitter and on Instagram @StalkingSpurs

Who is this season’s top Spurs Baby and why is it obviously Lilly Sissoko? What do we make of the rumors about Harry’s exit and Poch’s return? New kit - add to cart or add to bin? Patty & Acid answer all these and more. Plus: Tributes to Gazzaniga and Rose.Let’s get socialThank you, big guy Paulo and your good eyes.Thank you for your service, Danny Rose.What, no despedida?Rumored goodbyes: Aurier, Sissoko, and HarryHøjbjerg’s last day of school feelsDele’s reflective tweetCold, hard stats from The AthleticArsenal gives Lamela’s rabona the highest honorSir Harry Kane with a once in a generation awards haulDele speaking the truth about KaneFans’ investigative tweeting about PochNew kit, new contentQuality modelling from PEHRunway-ready HugoSpurs Ladies Working it - Shelina Zadorsky, So Hyun ChoBB of the seasonBest Newcomers - Nesha Aurier and Salvador SanchezHall of Fame Inductee - Charlie MorganBB of the Season - Lily SissokoThank you to Pietro Lazatin for our music. Follow us on Twitter and on Instagram @StalkingSpurs

Patty and Acid react to Dele dating Maria Guardiola. Does Dele have Sunday dinners at the Guardiola household? Has Maria introduced him to Pep? How does this impact Dele’s career? Also: BTS Army, our fandoms are colliding and we have a mystery to solve. Let’s get social Dele spotted with Maria Guardiola  Who YES is Pep's daughter  The BTS x Son Mystery  Is it an apology from this BTS member?  Sad fashion Sonny holding a chicken  The boys judge South Korean snacks  Jose to Roma  Ben Davies' girlfriend, Emily Caplan's telling like  That "Come home, dad" video  Just a range of Spurs reactions to Leicester winning the FA Cup BB of the week Vertonghen family beach day and Jan's birthday party  Anna Rose with Papa Hugo  Salva with Papa Sanchez  Alderweireld family park day  Aurier's little Nehneh with her mom Happy Birthday Charlie Morgan - with her superstar mom Alex  Lily Sissoko in her Eid Eleganza Thank you to Pietro Lazatin for our music. Follow us on Twitter and on Instagram @StalkingSpurs

It is a truth universally acknowledged that we were never gonna win the Carabao Cup. Or is it? Patty & Acid discuss player statements in support of Ryan Mason Darcy and how he’s doing so far. Plus: we discuss Crying Sonny, Sad Dier, and where to go from here.  Jose tributes from Sir Harry Kane, Sonny, Hoybyeah  Sun Min Kimes on Mason’s Austen-esque appeal   Ryan Mason, he’s one of our own   Approval from Harry himself, Toby, and Hugo  Best wishes on Carabao day from Jan, Eriksen, and Gazzaniga  Post-match feels: Crying Sonny, Skepticism of Crying Sonny, Sad Dier, Really Sad Dier, and Someday.  Reflections from Harry and Toby  Babies of the Week: Nehneh Aurier, Bea and George Mason, Salvador Sanchez in business casual, all the Lloris Babies, spotlight on #BabyLeandro, and Ayla Alderweireld with Jace. Thank you to Pietro Lazatin for our music. Follow us on Twitter and on Instagram @StalkingSpurs

And that’s the end of the Mourinho era. Patty, Acid, and Toby react to the announcement (are we surprised?!), speculate on the timing (a week before a cup final!?), and try to sift through the confusion to see what’s ahead (go on, Ryan Mason!!!).  Links to tweets from Gary Lineker,  Spurs Official, Glenn, and Daily Hotspur. Editor’s note: Harry Kane is first with a tribute post. And happy birthday Joe Hart!    Thank you to Pietro Lazatin for our music. Follow us on Twitter and on Instagram @StalkingSpurs

Patty & Acid, together with Toby, process feelings about the loss at the North London Derby and the exit from the Europa League. Are we still #JoseIn? What do we even do if it’s #JoseOut? Can we keep Harry, Son, and Hugo? Where do we go from here?  Thank you to Pietro Lazatin for our music. Follow us on Twitter and on Instagram @StalkingSpurs

Patty & Acid celebrate our humble Captain Hugo and his milestone 100 clean sheets. We break down the team’s video for him and decide who nailed their tributes and who didn’t. We also discuss the origins of the Welsh Mafia and their infamous clash with La Mafia.  First Half Hugo's 100 Clean Sheets Rodon and Bale on the Welsh Mafia When the Welsh Mafia met La Mafia Kane and Bale: the Spinoff  Kane and Son: the OG  Halftime Wolfsberg 4-0 Burnley 4-0 Fulham 0-1 Crystal Palace 4-1 Dynamo Zagreb 2-0 Second Half Admin Kane BB of the Week: Winks' BB Puppy, "BB" Joe Hart, Hugo and Marine's BB Girl Giuliana Lloris, Sanchez's BB, Toby's BB Girl Ayla Alderweireld Thank you to Pietro Lazatin for our music. Follow us on Twitter and on Instagram @StalkingSpurs

Patty and Acid answer: Which Spurs player looks best as a pancake? How is football fandom like marriage? What is Sissoko’s daughter Lily’s rising sign? Why aren’t we on the #JoseOut train? It’s an episode all over the place, just like our recent form! First Half Dressing Room Secrets  A day in the life of a social media manager  Mascots zooming in  Bale's claim of the season  The boys' fashion poses Puskas winner at the Puskas stadium  Halftime Tweet from Men in Blazers  Sanchez vs Liverpool Take off your mask, Neuer  Second Half The Pancake Day video  BBs of the Week Jose’s Big Boy  Toby’s Jace and Valentines Moussa and Marylou’s BB Girl Lilly  The Lloris girls and boys  Alex Morgan’s BB Girl Charlie Thank you to Pietro Lazatin for our music. Follow us on Twitter and on Instagram @StalkingSpurs