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47 minutes | 2 days ago
STAB! 260 – Pork & Beans and Cut Off Jeans
It’s a Summertime feel here in this edition of STAB! as your be-short shorted and bean stained host Jesse Jones welcomes the sun kissed panel of Rhoda Ramone, Jason Whitesel and Melony Ford to share their three OOAKs, pick-up lines to and from a parking garage, jorts, & Easter candy, reviews, including a Travelocity review of genitals, an Angie’s List review of Jason’s cooking skills, & a social media influencer’s review of Oxygen, angry poems about skinny jeans, pork and beans, & 80s movie college deans, and the tourism guides of Restro-lahoma, Splodey-ville, & Um-I-Don’t-Own-A-TV-sburgh.
44 minutes | 3 days ago
STAB! 259 – Buff Wing
In this brawny, warm, comforting edition of the STAB! program, bi’s and tri’s a plentiful host Jesse Jones welcomes in the quivering, huddled panel of Cory Barringer, Michelle Petro and Tyler Kinney to share with YOU their three different takes on CCCDCC, nine items hung on the bulletin board of an action movie henchman job placement office, recipes for a young adult novel series, someone who keeps a wrapped present in their trunk just in case, & the perfect Thrift Store, wedding vows to AM roadwork in your neighborhood, Daylight Savings Time, & dollar store garbage bags, and business pitches for a wax museum in hell, you operate an artisanal cheese at a weekend farmers market in Lactose-intolerance-ville, & selling empathy out of the trunk of your car in a neighborhood inhabited entirely by CEOs.
56 minutes | 4 days ago
STAB! 258 – We Are All The Simpsons
In this yellow tinted hell of our own making, where every decision we make was long ago pre-determined in a writer’s room, lumbering oafish STAB! host Jesse Jones welcomes to his couch, panelists Jon Gomora, Milk Surface & Christiana Dominguez to share their three different GAAPs, bootleg versions of the Muppets, The Lord of the Rings, & the Simpsons, craigslist postings for a very particular set of skills, all this meat, & a kitchen full of cursed stuff, angry poems about perms, stability and security, & Taco Tuesday, the synopsis of made-up movies “The Professor From Hell”, “Freddie Maximum and the Ghost Bears”, & “The King of Computers”.
58 minutes | 5 days ago
STAB! 257 – Phantoms Of Our Own Shadows
In this latest edition of STAB!, which we can neither confirm nor deny either does or doesn’t exist and which you may or may not be listening to, host Jesse Jones welcomes figments and phantoms Jordan Gannon, Nicki Fuchs & Daniel Humbarger to share their three different takes on SHTR, nine haiku about a year sheltered in place, closing arguments in defense of wet blankets, a chipped tooth, & motorcycles with booming sound systems, dating profiles for an animatronic gopher, a yard sale, & Daniel’s Highschool bedroom, and the tourism guides for “Close-Enough-lahoma”, “Tacky-sburgh”, & “The New Hella Islands”.
49 minutes | 24 days ago
STAB! 256 – Sorry Ma’am
In this very respectful edition of the STAB! show, boundary adhering host Jesse Jones extends a non-aggressive invitation to strong, independent panelists Becky Lynn, Daniel Kessenich & Alyssa Cowan to share with the group their three SCWTCAs, pick-up lines to and from a bowling alley, a jigsaw puzzle & a potted plant, recipes for a Marvel movie, a hella solid bro, & a company picnic, reviews including Becky’s Yelp review for the inside of her head, YouTube comments for Happiness, & an Amazon review for Seasons in Sacramento, and business pitches for a touchless car wash in the worn of Cuddlesburgh, a jerked meats salesman who sells through Middle Schools exclusively, & an airbrush t-shirt stall outside of a biker bar.
53 minutes | a month ago
STAB! 255 – Let The Bodies Hit The Zune
In this rap-rockin’ edition of the STAB! show, host and biscuit limper Jesse Jones welcomes a nu panel of Eric James Barger I, Melony Ford & Nick Pettigrew to share their three very different HAGOs, nine scribbles from the bathroom walls of Capitalism, craigslist ads for hella sick scooter skills, a glamour shots style photo shoot for the buyer and their fur babies, & this dumb ring that just flew up to Nick still covered in alien blood and shit, the dating profiles of that shopping cart full of clearance Valentine’s candy by the grocery store entrance, finger guns, & a Zune full of Nu Metal, and the synopsis of new Fall TV shows, “Motorcycle University”, “Wonder Fighters”, & “Mind Busters”.
55 minutes | 2 months ago
STAB! 254 – Plush Beyond Your Comprehension
In this unreasonably cozy edition of the STAB! show, your fluff-tacular host Jesse Jones welcomes a super cuddly panel of Willie Travis, John Morris Ross IV, & Rhoda D. Ramone to share their three different TARFU, nine haiku about the fun finds of an Irish litter warden, celebrations of Buster Douglas upsetting Mike Tyson, the birthdays of Cheryl Crow and Thomas Edison, & the first Robot TV show, who would win in made-up fights pitting a village of giant Smurfs vs. an army of miniature Godzilla, John’s 20’s vs. His 30’s, & a John Stamos body pillow powered by Rhoda’s insecurities vs. an acid spitting mechanic bull with chainsaw horns fueled by her self confidence, and tourism guides for PS2-lahoma, The Razzle-Dazzle Islands, & Prom-sylvania.
63 minutes | 2 months ago
STAB! 253 – I Think Your Profession is Noble
In this essential edition of the STAB! show, your freshly sanitized host Jesse Jones leads socially distanced panelists Kim Martel, Jeff Brown & Danielle Mandella in honking their horns after 7pm and THEN sharing their three RTFMs, pick-up lines to and from a craigslists love seat, back hair, & contactless delivery, their recipes for the person behind the vehicle extended warranty scam calls, a flea market lemonade stand, & someone who tapes the return receipts to the gifts they give, angry poems about a breakfast nook, a library book, & a second look, and business pitches for a caricature artist who works at a cemetary, sensitivity training seminars in the city of Micro-aggression-ton, & a minor demon who buys souls in exchange for pretty lame special abilities.
39 minutes | 2 months ago
STAB! 252 – Now On Weblix
On this new, sleek, edge cutting edition of the STAB! show platform, content provider and host Jesse Jones welcomes the binge worthy panel of Sean Crandall & Aviva Siegel to upload their two CGDCs, bootleg versions of Sex and the City, Sesame Street, & The Fast and the Furious, reviews of things like a Game Informer review of imagination, & a Popular Mechanics review of a puppy, dating profiles of Astrology, & a learner’s permit, and the synopsis of made-up movies “Kid Sheriffs”, & “Truck Woman”.
50 minutes | 3 months ago
STAB! 251 – Have You Ever Seen A Fat Cat Just Try?
In this chonky, wilful episode of STAB!, human participation ribbon and host Jesse Jones welcomes the most adorable panel of Becky Lynn, Emma Haney & Jack Brown to share with the world their three different takes on FCCC, nine Biden presidency prediction Haiku, closing arguments in defense of someone who just replies “k” to your chat or text messages, close talkers, & raisins in potato salad, angry poems about dipping sauces, lenient bosses, & dramatic pauses, and tourism guides for the I-Wish-You Woods, On-Second-Thought-sylvania, & Sports-Memorabilia-ton.
44 minutes | 3 months ago
STAB! 250 – Ciao For Now
Hola from the STAB! show! Your genial, welcoming host Jesse Jones welcomes and hospitalitizes guest panelist Molly Doan and Melony Ford, inviting them to present lovingly to you, the listening public their two UFO/IFOs, their six bulletin board items from the break room in Purgatory, how they celebrated the anniversaries of Elvis’ Aloha From Hawaii & the ratifying of the Treaty of Paris, dating profiles of a grocery store sheet cake & a sea turtle, and their business pitches for a yoga studio in a town populated entirely by Lego people & selling imposter designer fragrances to ghosts. Ok then, ciao for now!
49 minutes | 3 months ago
STAB! 249 – Mic Mute!
In this dramatically flourishing edition of the STAB! show, purely demonstrational host Jesse Jones welcomes a the forceful panel of Ben Feldman, Michelle Petro & Tyler Kinney to share with the dumbfounded, their three takes on CDC, pick-up lines to and from a box of break room donuts, a chalk outline, and irrigation, Craigslist postings for Ben’s 20s, a very unique, exotic creature that has a very particular set of caretaking rules and guidelines that must be strictly adhered to, and a moral compass, angry poems about prudes, dudes, and feuds, and the synopsis of made-up TV shows, “I Married A Star”, “Workaholic Pilots of Canada” and “The Next Ultimate Person”.
51 minutes | 4 months ago
STAB! 248 – Honk-Honk, Bark-Bark, Wowow!
In this craze-a-loo zowie WHAAA?!, episode of STAB!, host and bonkers whoozits, Jesse Jones welcomes yowza panelists Alyssa Cowan, Nick Pettigrew & Jaclyn Weiand to share their three NYE variants, bootleg versions of G.I. Joe, Super Mario Brothers, & the Power Puff Girls, the winners of classic fights including good news vs. imposter syndrome, an army of Ham radio operators vs. Gordon’s ex-wife, & Meh vs. Ehh, recipes for a dog park, that guy with the metal detector on the beach, & somebody who not only puts their cart back in the return area, but any other carts left out between their car and the cart return they’re taking their own cart to, and the tourism guides of Wowowow-sburgh, Monkeys-Paw Falls, & That’s-Not-What-I-Heard-ington.
81 minutes | 4 months ago
STAB! 247 – A STAB! Family Year End Special, 2020
It’s the 2020 STAB! Year End Family Special! Where we get as many representatives from as many STAB! Comedy Theater shows as we can in one giant celebration of the year! In this festive episode of STAB!, Merry and Bright host Jesse Jones welcomes in Luke Soin, Jessica Deprez, Cory Barringer, Jaclyn Weiand, Buddy Dean, Skip Bacon, Santa Claus, David Coleman, Becky Lynn, Milk Surface, Stephen Ferris, Daniel Dessenich, Chris Khatami, Michelle Petro, Alyssa Cowan, David Shapiro & Melony Ford to share their takes on SANTA & ASS, nine $600 stimulus haiku, their reviews of stuffs including an Airbnb review for a manger in Bethlehem, a Rolling Stone review of the Little Drummer Boy’s second album, & the Annual Performance review of Autumn, the dating profiles of Amazon Prime, a snowman, & 2020, and business pitches, selling Milk & Cookies in a city populated entirely by Gingerbread People, a Union Rep in Santa’s Workshop, & Peace on Earth to Earth.
62 minutes | 4 months ago
STAB! 246 – Choose Your Own Rock
In this fine smelling cooking edition of the STAB! show, smack laying host Jesse Jones welcomes roody poo panelists Nick Coleman, Alex Shewmaker, & Marco Cabodi to share their three different FYDPs, pickup lines to or from a toll booth operator, the ticket redemption prizes in a bowling alley arcade, & Nintendo Power, recipes for a doomsday bunker, an imaginary friend, & that uncle who slips the kids a sip of his beer when the parents aren’t looking, craigslist postings for that old aircraft carrier you said you were going to restore someday, a dumpster full of fine art, & Neptune, and the synopsis of made-up movies “Jake Justice and the Blasters of the Past”, “Super-Dimensional Gorilla Driver”, & “The Death of Hell”.
63 minutes | 4 months ago
STAB! 245 – Not Best Friends
In this good, very good, sincerely important and meaningful but not BEST episode of STAB!, nice enough host Jesse Jones welcomes pals Cory Barringer, Eric James Barger I, and Alyssa Cowan, to share their three different takes on IBGYBG, their bootleg versions of Pokemon, Carebears & Star Trek, their various reviews including a Car & Driver review of a Grilled Cheese Sandwich and a Bowl of Soup, a TripAdvisor review for a Bed & Breakfast in Mordor, & an Angie’s List review of Mr. Clean, battle rap verses against Goodwill, a C+, & Universal Basic Income, and their tourism guides for Cake-lahoma, But-Mooooom-ville, & The GUH Islands.
59 minutes | 5 months ago
STAB! 244 – Hititch, Quidditch and Forgetitch
In this high flying and goodbyeing episode of STAB!, host and headmaster Jesse Jones welcomes a wand wielding panel of Andrew Orolfo, Jason Whitesel & Ngaio Bealum to share with us their three takes on GSOH, their nine pieces from the bathroom walls of Hogwarts, the winners of fights between a Baskin Robbins shift manager with a surprise $20 found in a thrift store coat vs. a Sea Turtle with a Jetpack and nothing left to lose, a fully charged Dave & Buster’s Power Card vs. Seasonal Affective Disorder, & Passive Aggression vs. General Apathy, the dating profiles of Grocery Outlet, the facebook “Cares” react, & a windbreaker, and the summaries of new TV series “First Class Haters”, “Filth Canyon”, & “Dr. Galaxy & The Fox Challengers”.
61 minutes | 5 months ago
STAB! 243 – You’re A Witch Bro
In this misunderstood, cackling episode of STAB!, broom riding host Jesse Jones welcomes a warty panel of Danielle Mandella, Edgar Granados, & Ryan King to give us their three different takes on CRAFT, nine haiku about Santa’s health, their craigslist ads for a ziplock bag of assorted pills, Holiday Cheer, & two tickets to the gun show, angry poems about puppy kisses, mirth, & cotton candy flavored toothpaste, and tourism guides for Black-Friday-lahoma, Parades-burgh, & Thanksgiving Town.
52 minutes | 5 months ago
STAB! 242 – Foreplay is for Suckers
In this patient, attentive episode of STAB!, giving host Jesse Jones welcomes Michelle Petro, Becky Lynn and Ben Rice to share their takes on BBL & TTYL, pick-up lines to or from an asteroid coming towards Earth, a spider in a bathtub, & a Golf Cart, bootleg versions of The Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, My Little Pony, Adventure Time & Harry Potter, recipes for a wrap party, a person who puts truck nuts on their 2003 Camry, & a hoarder, and business pitches for a dentist in the world of the board game Candy Land, an authentic Soul Food restaurant in Gentrified Heights, a promoter of abstinence only education materials at swingers clubs.
50 minutes | 5 months ago
STAB! 241 – Honey Stomach
In this sweet, acidic episode of STAB!, totally buzzed host Jesse Jones welcomes a gut buster of a panel of Nick Pettigrew, Allie Rubin, & Christiana, to share with him their three takes on FUBAR, nine pieces found on the bathroom walls of “Hollywood”, various reviews of things, such as a Game Informer review of a Baby, an Amazon review of Allie’s High School experience, & a review of an Afterlife bought on Wish, who would win in fights between Mount Rushmore come to life vs. Chimpanzees with a Space Program, the protagonists of the Baby Sitters Club Books vs. a 30 foot tall Dean Koontz, & an Emotional Roller Coaster vs. a Standoffish Ferris Wheel, and the synopsis of made-up movies “The Toronto Labyrinth”, “Rage Children”, & “Drawing Grandfather”.
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