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Andrew did something this weekend that he hadn’t done in 30 years (and it was probably bad for the environment.) He and Hanna also try to help a dancer with her cleaning dilemma. And a Scrub Jockey wants to know how to get urine out of an ammo box.

Hanna and Andrew tackle a philosophical question about the cleaning habits of the wealthy, and they FINALLY hear the answer to the “best cleaning question ever asked.”

Andrew has a new washer and dryer, which is raising some near existential questions for him. We also hear from the many Scrub Jockeys who called in to talk about their dogs’ favorite chores (or, as one listener put it, “Pet Assisted Cleaning Activities.”)  

Hanna and Andrew celebrate Spring the old fashioned way: By cleaning their bongs. Plus, a Scrub Jockey wonders if she should be less clean in order to make her guests feel more comfortable.

Pets love to help! Hanna and Andrew talk about the favorite household chores of cats and dogs. Plus, one Scrub Jockey learns the hard way how flea markets got their name. 

Hanna has an exciting new cleaning device in her bathroom! Plus, listeners check-in from all over Western Europe (coincidentally) with questions about fleas, painted doors, and how to work well with others.

Unusual weather in Portland gives Hanna the opportunity to claim the moral high ground, which is her favorite kind of ground to claim. Meanwhile, Andrew’s newly renovated bathroom is giving him some new cleaning opportunities of his own, and the Scrub Jockeys call-in with all kinds of bathroom advice.   

Hanna finds happiness in an unlikely place (namely, the Scrub Daddy merch shop.) Andrew’s love of his new soap paste continues to deepen. And listeners suggest some puttering-related video games for the Scrub Jockey who’s already cleaned it all.

Andrew spent last week tackling something he dubbed “Murder Stain,” and he has a full report. And much to Hanna’s delight, the Scrub Jockeys filled up the Spotline with all kinds of helpful cleaning advice, including how to deal with raw sewage. 

Hanna has a visitor in her home who is creating quite a cleaning conundrum, but she’s loving it. Andrew is on a mission to find some soap he used over a decade ago. And we get a very helpful update on how to clean painted floors! 

Hanna and Andrew ring in the new year with some truly epic stories of cleaning disasters. One of them is a confession from a woman who just wanted to find some warmth in the winter, but found herself murdering an appliance instead. The other is about a big bag of poop.

Andrew has a retraction, a correction and a delightful new cleaning discovery, all wrapped up in one! Hanna has a cautionary tale related to a cleaning product of her own. And Spotless’ #4 fan offers some help with cleaning painted floors.

Hanna and Andrew tryyyyy to help a listener clean her increasingly-dingy painted floors, but is it a lost cause? They also hear from an honest-to-gosh expert on the best way to clean a designer lumberjack.

Hanna and Andrew have some Thanksgiving cleaning tips to keep you from spending the rest of the Holiday season doing dishes. We also hear from one listener with an absolute nightmare of a carpet stain and another who wants help cleaning his lumberjack. Yes, his lumberjack.

Hanna offers some very practical advice to lovers interested in bringing a feather duster into the boudoir. Plus, a Scrub Jockey explains the concept of a “fish litter box” and how to keep your house from smelling like one. And Andrew gets some (unsatisfying) closure regarding the weird Dyson logo he saw the other day.

Hanna is considering a big, post-fire-season project. Andrew watched someone clean a table this weekend and has some THOUGHTS. And is Dyson trolling us with a logo, or are we just missing the message?

Hanna helps a listener whittle down her cleaning supplies to just 5 essential products, and a recent purchase of fragrance oil has Andrew marching down memory lane once again.

Hanna has reached “new depths of crunch” as she learns how to make her own cleaning vinegar from apple bits. She and Andrew also help a listener who finds herself in a real sticky situation.

Hanna, Andrew and the Scrub Jockeys celebrate 100 episodes of Spotless with memories of cleanings past and at least one terribly disgusting story about vermin.

If you’re a cop, you have to tell us! Andrew admits to a cleaning-related crime involving a pitchfork, some bad shrimp, and the world’s most disgusting yard waste bin. Meanwhile, Hanna’s mom is FIRED UP, and some Scrub Jockeys weigh in on discolored towels and Hollywood’s betrayal of curly-haired women.