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Two epizodez in two dayz? Inzane. In todayz ep, it'z the firzt inztallment of SPIKEZ RANTZ, a new feature. The man iz a nut. Thiz z thing iz annoying az fuck. In order to avoid the gambit, I will write word after word which, in group format, do not utilize the aforementioned letter.

Holy shit, the dudes are back, and in this episode we're not screwing around. We're talking about international travel (Brazil has meat, England has ugly men), sexy schoolgirl races, and debating whether or not we should ban Donald Sterling from the podcast...FOR LIFE. A very intense reunion show, not to be missed.

The lads are back in studio, amped up and vicious, and ready to do the hard-hitting podcast journalism for which we became famous. This week, that includes the appearance of a famous golfer in a pastry, soccer team names that should be laughed at, and the sick, awful things that people do with microphones behind closed doors. In America. IN 2014.

This episode was so good, and it has this scratchy thing going on. But we love it so we're publishing anyway. Fuck you, the entire world is going to shit.

It's our landmark 30th episode, and we're lucky to have Prince Fielder on the show to talk about his recent trade from the Tigers to the Rangers. But if you know Sport Man Toe, YOU KNOW THERE'S A CRAZY TWIST! Earlier, we come out of the gates so hard that we end up talking about movies with gates in them, and then I test Spike's knowledge about Super Bowl quarterbacks in one of our most RAUCOUS and SEXY games yet. Also, Red Sox Beards- how cool is it to buy them from the Gillette Company? Sport Man Toe is the sports comedy podcast with a RAZOR HOT BAD BOY EDGE. Don't you F*&*&#$ING miss it!

It's episode number 19, another record, and Spike & Shane are chatting about boring athletes, U.S. Open golfers, Mario Balotelli (not boring at all), and potential movies about the Marlins and Mets involving Will Smith and his son. The world is changing, but damned if we're not going to chronicle it with our voices.

In this week's episode, Spike and I speak about LeBron, the likeability of Novak Djokovic, crazy Eastern European face poisoning, Irish twitter shenanigans, and what Spike would do if he had control of the Angels twitter account for a day.

Everything you could ever need compressed into 50 minutes of talking. Bless you, listeners.

Spike is road-dogging this week, cruising outside of Butte, Montana on the way back to Seattle, so Shane phoned him up for a man-to-man about the state of sports. As we remember it, there's discussion of dudes who are biking the Tour de France without pedals, the fun Kentucky internet reaction to Andrew Wiggins' decision, how David Stern is sadistic toward Seattle. Spike also takes the next logical step in his increasingly absurd trivia contests.

It's a stride-hitting episode, with talk about sexy beards, Kobe's Freudian mother issues, the Japanese Olympics, the Vinny Testaverde movie, and why James Dolan is the best sports owner in New York.

Ep. 14 is in the can, and today we're talking about Jason Collins, sadistic coaches in Green Bay, why Luis Suarez's bite was a blow for humanity, and the pain of being Seattle. Lots of fun.

Don't listen to this. It's the crazy sorority letter as performed by a version of the writer who is super positive. Don't waste your time.

Today we're talking about men who leave goat heads at the steps of famous ballparks, men who get stuck in mud for 30 hours and adapt quickly to their new lives, men who force paying spectators to change clothes at threat of expulsion, and ghosts of currently living sports personalities with the ability to shrink your hands for several minutes. Did things get weird? Yes. Yes, they got a little weird. Episode contains an infuriating round of Olympic trivia.

The boys are back in town, podcasting and cracking wise. Today we talk about Mike Rice, leader of men, and various other topics such as Olympic 3-on-3 basketball and whether or not Shane as at the Final Four. One thing is that Spike invented an Olympic trivia game, giving Shane a shot at revenge after the "Cricket or Tricket?" disaster. Check us out, tell your friends, visit us at sportmantoe.tumblre.com.

Today Spike is in the car, journeying from Seattle to San Francisco (the reverse of his ancestors), and we're hitting all the noteworthy shit to happen in sports, from Jennifer Capriati's stalker tendencies to rumors of an NFL player coming out, to a concept we invented called the Septuple Calamity. In the end, we all agree that Roger Goodell should be watching us in a Panopticon.

This week, Spike and Shane are in serious discussions about choosing a sports pope who can rule the athletic world with an iron fist. Spike also saves Shane from embarrassing himself on twitter, while Cricket or Tricket comes to an exciting conclusion and the latest mug battle, which involves picking the winners of each conference tourney, is afoot. Spike solves the World Baseball Classic crisis, and we decide that Toronto is just a garbage city. With token appearances by Dennis Rodman and North Korea. Plus, the official introduction of Spike's dog, Edgar Martinez. At the end, we force each other to rhyme, and it's awkward and delightful. One week away from double digits, when the sponsors come flocking.

Today Shane and Spike are really making the rounds, tackling everything from North Korean basetball rules to scorpion stings to hilarious British soccer hooligan hijinx. Along the way, we touch on the fickle nature of American sports postseasons, chess philosophy, and more. Cricket or Tricket, Game 5, takes place at the end. The audio in the last 15 minutes is compromised- sorry about that. Won't happen again.

Today, Shane and Spike are chatting about their intricate knowledge of the game of golf, what form of art they would choose to honor their life's work (Balotelli chose a statue), racist Dothraki-wannabes in Seattle, A-Rod's strange definition of "charity," that incorrigible imp Joba Chamberlain, and college basketball's race to find the ugliest uniform. Warning: This episode contains a spirited game of cricket or tricket, and J.J. Redick poetry. He inspired Martin Luther King (senior, we think).

Today Spike and I talk about Oscar Pistorius and the pitfalls of rage, racist frat twitter accounts, and pick-off rules that reveal MLB's relentless Southpaw Bias. We also engage in the third 'Cricket or Tricket' war, and initiate the latest battle for the Mug, centering around Golf's Accenture Match Play championshiop. Spike defends A-Rod, initiating a future game where I will make him defend Richard Nixon. We are angry young whites, and we will be heard.

There's a definite foreign flair to the show this week, and though I'm having trouble remembering specifics a few days later, I know played Cricket or Tricket, I know we talked soccer and rugby (we picked our favorite rugby nations), and I know we expressed some ideas about the Bolshoi acid attacks.