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Speak Of The Devil
10 minutes | Oct 27, 2020
Sermon: A Goat for Azazel
A sermon on Azazel and the goat. We will now also be uploading First Church of The Morningstar sermons here. Please enjoy!
56 minutes | Oct 8, 2020
Post Apocalyptic Femboy Hooters
In this episode Vix and Asher discuss the anti-JK Rowling, English author Storm Constantine, and her delightfully occulty series "Wraeththu" which feature beautiful egg laying twinks who can reproduce amongst themselves, a cowboy who kills god, an entire society of horse girls, GENDER and SO MUCH MORE. Storm loves trans people and giving characters you love (and characters you hate, and characters you can't remember) happy endings, unlike Rowling who hates both of those, so if you want a dose of magical fiction to compensate for your ruined childhood, you've come to the right place.
72 minutes | Jul 22, 2020
Gnome Schooled: Inside Waldorf
So in this episode Asher and Vix cover the perils of Waldorf education (a system of education created by wacky German Rudolph Steiner), including but not limited to: GNOMES! CHILDREN BEING DENIED THE USE OF PLASTICS! EMBARRASSING FORMS OF DANCE! RACISM (SO MUCH RACISM) and THE TECHNOLOGY DEMON Note: Asher may sound like he's disassociating in this episode and he is, but he's fine, we promise.
55 minutes | May 7, 2020
How Many is Three?
In this episode Asher and Vix delve deep into the realm of early Christian heresies, discussing such fascinating topics as: How many is three? To what extent exactly is Jesus his own dad? Was Jesus Neo/Superman? and many more.
51 minutes | Apr 10, 2020
Satanic Storytime: Book of The Law
So it's been a while, but since we're all locked helplessly in quarantine we've started doing a fun new thing called "Satanic Storytime" where we read aloud public domain occult classics so we don't have to die of boredom and neither do you. Enjoy!
48 minutes | Nov 20, 2019
Episode 24: Klipoth pt 3: This is Your Brain on Kabbalah
Join Asher and Vix as they discuss Jackalopes, the light fixture section at Lowes, not advocating intellectual property theft and how to ascend mystically. This episode is, as always, not appropriate for children and music is as always by Electric Mirrors.
61 minutes | Oct 10, 2019
Episode 24: The Kliphoth Pt 2: Tree Climbers
Join Asher and Vix as they climb further up the big magical tree thing that is the Klipothic spheres and tunnels and discuss such subjects as: Why you shouldn't summon Beelzebub indoors (because that's how we get ants), what demon to invoke for inspiration when you're on the can, and how no one knows anything about sphere 4: Gasheklah as far as they can tell except that maybe you have to get naked. There will unfortunately eventually have to be a part 3 because this shit is dense.
70 minutes | Aug 15, 2019
Episode 23: Break on Through to The Other Side: The Kliphoth Pt 1
In this episode Vix and Asher discuss their magical journey through the Kliphoth (Qliphoth, Qlippoth no one knows how to spell this word), what to expect in the mysterious spheres of the tree of knowledge, and of course, how difficult it is to transliterate Hebrew.
61 minutes | May 22, 2019
It's Fucking Magick
In this episode Asher and Vix stay up late talking about how to use your genitals like one of those magical objects that grants wishes when rubbed, how to get it on with demons, why Castro Clones are all actually homunculi created for an unknown esoteric purpose, and how your hosts are fucking their way towards spiritual enlightenment. Warning: In case that didn't make it clear, this episode is... NOT FOR MINORS Music is by Electric Mirrors Hail Satan
62 minutes | Apr 4, 2019
Episode 20: Aleister Bro-ly Part 2: The Most Extra Man In The World
In this episode Asher and Vix explore the latter part of Aleister Crowley's life and discuss such topics as: Punk houses! Child rearing practices! Heroin! Spiritual enlightenment through anal in the desert on mescaline! And MANY more!
54 minutes | Mar 28, 2019
Episode 20: Aleister Bro-ly Part 1: Do Who Thou Wilt
In this episode Asher (the great beast 666) and Vix (the scarlet "woman") discuss occultist, mountain climber, poet, and power bottom Aleister Crowley's life up to the book of the law and a bit after including such exciting topics as: Wizard battles! Sodomy! How to impress your girlfriend using goetic magic! Baptizing vegetables! AND SO MANY MORE! This episode is less edited than usual because we forgot. As always this podcast is really not for minors. Our sources include: Perdurabo by Richard Kaczynski The Confessions of Aleister Crowley by Aleister Crowley Wikipedia The Last Podcast On The Left Additionally here's a picture of Rose, beast-boy's first wife: The music is as always Somehow Satan Got Behind Me by Electric Mirrors.
114 minutes | Mar 21, 2019
Episode 19: The Origin of Love
In this episode Vix and Asher discuss the Divine Androgyne, the Infernal Androgyne, the temperature of *censored* and much much more. As always THIS PROGRAM IS NOT FOR MINORS.
66 minutes | Jan 24, 2019
Episode 18: Satanic Virtue and The Fast Zombie of Love
In this episode (after a long hiatus) Vix and Asher return to discuss the difference between morality and virtue in Luciferianism, what Luciferian morality and virtue consist of, Chumbawumba, and apotheosis and are unexpectedly attacked by Ziggy The Star Cat (AKA: The Fast Zombie of Love)
55 minutes | Nov 28, 2018
Episode 17: Daddy Issues
In this episode Asher and Vix discuss the father of modern Satanism, they have daddy issues. This podcast discusses adult themes and is not for minors. Music is as always by Electric Mirrors.
57 minutes | Nov 22, 2018
Episode 16: Where There's Smoke
In this episode Asher and Vix try to tell you about the history of Satanism in France, epic wizard duels, and Joan of Arc's serial killer buddy while a little loopy from smoke inhalation because they're in California and things are on fire. As always, this podcast covers adult themes and is not intended for minors. The theme music is provided by Electric Mirrors.
56 minutes | Nov 14, 2018
Episode 15: What do Satanists Even Do?
In this episode Asher and Vix get into how their Satanic practice goes and what actually goes into being a practicing theistic Satanist. Spoiler: there's a lot of incense and not much animal sacrifice.
64 minutes | Nov 8, 2018
Episode 14: Hello, We Are Your New Neighbors The Satanists
In this episode Asher and Vix get up close and personal about their spiritual journeys, their interests, Vix's inability to remember the word "empiricism", Asher's Nietzsche phase, whether or not they "look like Satanists" and generally try and give you some insight into just who the fuck is talking to you. Music is as always by Electric Mirrors.
60 minutes | Oct 17, 2018
Episode 13: Angels are Dicks
Asher and Vix discuss just exactly how much angels suck, Asher explains with biblical citations precisely why he has a massive throbbing hate boner for Michael and Vix offers a series of suggestions for fun Christmas ornaments.
76 minutes | Oct 10, 2018
Episode 12: Satantically Panicked Part 2: Won't Somebody Think of The Children?
In this profoundly depressing episode, Asher and Vix correct some of their errors from the previous Satanic Panic episode, discuss the West Memphis Three, the stupid horrible story of the "dying Victorian orphan in a Dickens novel sweet" Bernard Baran, The San Antonio Four and WHY SOMEBODY NEEDS TO THINK OF THE CHILDREN. This episode contains mentions of horrific things happening to children and adults, and is honestly not recommended for anyone because it's incredibly depressing but especially not for kids. Sources for this episode's historical claims include: We Believe the Children by Richard Beck Sybil Exposed by Debbie Nathan Satan's Silence by Debbie Nathan The Last Podcast on The Left Satanic Panic episodes. Liar Town Satanic Panic episodes Good causes include: The Southern Poverty Law Center The ACLU The Innocence Project Help out with the prison strike Music is as always provided by Electric Mirrors
66 minutes | Oct 3, 2018
Episode 11: Thelema and Louise Feat Mir!
In this episode, we talk to Thelemite, Kabbalist, Kink Educator and Coffee Purveyor Mir about Crowley, Thelema, the similarities and differences in our faiths and how Thelemites and Satanists can work together to promote lovely liberatory joyous spiritual wtfery. Support Wicked Grounds Follow Wicked Grounds On Twitter Check out the Wicked Grounds website and boutique
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