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I see you through my super high powered telescope , you look like a little blue marble. A dumb blue marble full of chimeras. #flatearth #flatearthproof #istheearthroundWhat shape are marbles? Say it with me: ROUND.I could just reach out and flick it. Wheee, you’d go off flying off your orbital axis and careening through space. Because the earth is round. Let me tell you what is flat. Your brains! Your brains are flat. Not the earth. The Earth is round. Become a Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/spacemountainmanFollow my Tweets: https://twitter.com/SpaceMtnManBe my Friend: https://www.facebook.com/galileo.jupiter.5MeWe: https://mewe.com/i/galileojupiter Become one of my 11 billion subscribers and I will reveal truth after truth after truth to you. You won't be able to handle it, but that shouldn't stop you from subscribing.

Miss me? Last week I could not transmit my weekly vlogcast because my transmission was blocked by all your human space junk. #gotjunk #spacegarbage #climatechangeCaptain's Vlog 1-800-GOT-JUNK. I'm pissed off, I've got urine in my beard, a deal a meal in my right hand, and I'm shooting off my wicked awesome high powered space gun at all the snapping crocodiles on my left. Enough. Stop sending your junk into my space! Become a Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/spacemountainmanFollow my Tweets: https://twitter.com/SpaceMtnManBe my Friend: https://www.facebook.com/galileo.jupiter.5MeWe: https://mewe.com/i/galileojupiter Become one of my 11 billion subscribers or risk pissing me off anymore!

THE RABBITS ARE STEALING YOUR MENTAL ENERGY! Captain's Vlog: Run Rabbit Run #rabbitholes #conspiracytheories #conspiracyfact I don’t know if this is a postulation or a space secret. It’s about space secrets, but it’s also a postulation because you won’t believe me. It’s philosophical because although it’s true, but it’s also theoretical in a sense because it’s unproven. Think of the rabbit tunnels like a giant straw. The galactic federation uses those holes to put a giant alien straw through the tunnels. The straw reaches all the way across the universe, all the way to YOUR brain! And it sucks up the thoughts, and it sucks up YOUR thoughts. It sucks up your thoughts and it carries them back to the space engine. And the galactic federation will keep flying about the galaxy for free. Become a Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/spacemountainmanFollow my Tweets: https://twitter.com/SpaceMtnManBe my Friend: https://www.facebook.com/galileo.jupiter.5MeWe: https://mewe.com/i/galileojupiter Follow the Space Mountain Man for weekly space secrets and incredible futuristic postulations and conspiracy truths!

The most important thing of all.  most important thing of all. Earth Humans = Small Brain = Dumb = Not Enough Ziploc Bags Inside Brain Canyons #alzheimers #conspiracytheories #conspiracyfact How to improve your memory! Buy more ziploc bags. The sandwich size ones. While you sleep, the aliens will put them inside your brain caverns and then your brain tentacles will fill them up with all your thoughts, ideas, clues, equations, emotions, feelings, colors, insults, theoretical misnomers, riddles, directions, facts, names, rumors, shapes, jokes, postulations...ANDThe most important thing of all: Space Mountain Man Subscriptions!!! Forgot the hypothalamus, the myelin sheath, the pituitary gland, the synapses and the neurons and the cytokines and the hemispheres.  All you need to know is that are there are pockets inside the walnuts. They go deeep, but they are thin. Thinner than the human eye can see. It’s truly wondrous, and I will tell you all. All you ever wanted to know abut the ziploc brain bags of your brain. Become a Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/spacemountainmanFollow my Tweets: https://twitter.com/SpaceMtnManBe my Friend: https://www.facebook.com/galileo.jupiter.5MeWe: https://mewe.com/i/galileojupiter Follow the Space Mountain Man for weekly space secrets and incredible futuristic postulations and conspiracy truths!

Everyday I concern myself with the matters of Human existence. It's why I left Earth, and why I continue to watch over Earth from my space mountain as the Space Mountain Man. #nicolascage #faceoffsynonyms #spacemountainCaptain's Vlog #555 Plastic Surgery I keep you SAFE from the galactic overlords without you even knowing. I keep you safe from the rabbid raccoons and you never say Thank You! I deflect catastrophic asteroids. The one thing I can't do is keep you safe from yourselves. I can't keep Nicolas Cage safe. You took his face off and you put him in a purse. Did he give you consent to do that? Did you take his consciousness too? Or just his face off? Is it face off or is it consciousness off? Have you ever thought about what it means to take off your face? You take if off like it’s a t-shirt -- and then they go and put his face ON a t-shirt! It's madness. Why? Why are you doing this? You could be wax papering the Earth instead! Become a Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/spacemountainmanFollow my Tweets: https://twitter.com/SpaceMtnManBe my Friend: https://www.facebook.com/galileo.jupiter.5MeWe: https://mewe.com/i/galileojupiter Together we can help Nicolas Cage get his face back!!!