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We ghosted you.  We know.We had a hiatus due to logistical life changes.  But we're back and we are getting are shit together.  While that's happening, we promise to continue entertaining you with our dating stories*.* Yes.  We are both still single 

We've gone rogue!  Well, as rogue as we can be when recording this episode in Bryant Park.  Vanessa gives a long awaited update.  Taylor explores the art of propositions.** And yes we know, this episode has recorded quite a while before we got around to releasing it.  It's the summer!

Now we answer your questions!That's right.  It's been a year of us discussing, agonizing and laughing about our dating lives.  What better way to celebrate than to answer questions from our favorite people... you!

This is the episode of half dates.Taylor encourages tourism in Nebraska.  Vanessa gets recruited to... well you'll see.

And then there was the tea party.Taylor expands her boundaries with limp results.  Vanessa manages to make the NY subway awkward.

We discuss the use of homemade cookies as a trap.Also, is there such thing as the second date kiss of death?  Taylor attempts to talk Vanessa off a ledge.**Note: We love you Martha, this episode's title has nothing to do with you!

Have Taylor and Vanessa switched roles?Finally Taylor realizes NY run-ins do happen.  Vanessa charms with her knowledge of cornfields.

Vanessa rides the subway. Taylor is on a tidying up Tinder. And we have a new segment!

Is there such thing as long distance cuddling? Vanessa makes a very personal introduction. Taylor discusses the value of $40.

It's all about first, first dates of 2017.Vanessa contemplates whether it's a connection or hives. Taylor teaches Vanessa the art of the Tinder hookup.

So we're clearly both great at stealth online stalking.Taylor talks about what she wants with Bunny.  Vanessa has started swiping again and has found a ghost from the past.

Vanessa has donuts.  Taylor has bunnies. Vanessa gets downgraded to lunch and parent proof’s the apartment.  Taylor is on an ‘actively dating hiatus’ but receives another message from the past...

Vanessa ponders Fate.  Taylor gets advice to throw out all the rules.We both have different views when it comes to texting boys.

We love statistics!Taylor and Vanessa explore and compare notes for 2016.  It's the roundup you've been waiting for!

We ate a lot over Thanksgiving.  Now it's back to swiping. Vanessa stresses over a toothbrush.  Taylor is back on rotation filling duty.

Taylor contemplates why he hasn't texted.  Vanessa discusses lamb.What reason is a good reason for not texting you a week after your last date.**Disclaimer:  You may notice this was recorded before the presidential election...

Vanessa has culture shock. Taylor has rotation crush.One of us has to leave breadcrumbs for a guy, the other is filling up the rotation.

Today's theme:  Criminal activity.We may need to re-evaluate our dating strategies.

We may be a little un-hinged.Vanessa is swept away by a flower from a boy. Taylor is exploring online dating options.

Is Vanessa moving to Switzerland?  Is Taylor moving upstate?You may want to listen to our Swiss Army Wives episode and catch up before our today's update.