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Something To Talk About Podcast
114 minutes | Jul 6, 2017
Episode 42 - Once in China... or Battle Of The Sexes (Edited version)
*Edited Version* Something To Talk About.....Weekly Round-up, Konta bum, Wimbledon, Shout outs, #CraigMcLellan , An Alien For Christmas, Diane got 36, #PopMaster , Wily Bo Walker, Music substitutes, Erin Rae, Influences #ZalCleminsonisBACK , Sin Dogs, Steve Earle misfires, Bad gigs, You Can Call Me Al Twice, Great songs, The Blue Aeroplanes, Pay music forward, Music image, Sham-A-Ling-Dong-Ding, www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uKGWpqnS8E , A mixed funeral, Passing Time, Music history, Not The Everly Brothers, Zal & Friends, Scott Gibson, Sensitive comedians, Sexual harassment, Killing romance, #BananaPickUp , The Wolf Whistle, #@WeeMazo , Ooft, Ruth Davidson tweets Trump>MSM, CNN crumbles, Project Veritas, #JamesOKeefe , The Media's job in Politics, Theresa May is gently fucked, British Press Vs American Press, Zal's away, Bonsoir, Go fuck yourself, #GavinMcInnes , Fuck The Drummer...
119 minutes | Jun 29, 2017
Episode 41 - (with guest Stephen 'Miggy' McGuire) Horsemen Of The A Coco Pops
Something To Talk About.....Weekly Round-up, Crappy Tennis, Happy Eid, Explaining the Christmas Tree, Miggy!, Flat-Earthers around The Globe, Really?...Really?, 'It takes aw kinds', #BarryJennings , Miggy brought treats, Bob is Al Bundy/Tim Allen Paris Agreement, Outsourcing our bad habits, Reduce our consumption, UK mobiles, Cumbernauld Ka-Boobies, Cosmetic surgery, Can you sneeze in your sleep?, Toilet pan etiquette, Stephen ate a pound, Brother from another Father, Miggy's bro, Fitbaw talk, Selfie I like Spider-Man, Miggy's problems with Wonder Woman, Precious wants to be Batman, Movie Talk, #PattyJenkins , Kat Dennings is HAWT, Wonder Woman is a Flat-Earther, #CaliforniaMan , Troubles with Justice League, Ron Howard to save Solo?, Dr. Strange splits the room, Fantastic mess, The MCU, Ed Norton, #JavierBardem , Deppography, Mustache on the Orient Express, Event Film, Dunkirk, #TREVORHoward What's a Farrier?, Miggy in Majorca, Counterfeit Spain, Rangers stripped, Tata, Pressure in the watter, Anti-Hero or Arsehole?, #MrsMiggy , Biker Jim Todd SNP, Kilmarnock serenades it's unfortunate, Onthank...No thanks!, The Scheme, Biggest problem facing the UK today, Hillbilly Rock Hillbilly Roll...
119 minutes | Jun 22, 2017
Episode 40 - (with guest Paul Witheyman) - Facts & Beliefs
Something To Talk About.....The new Weekly Round-up, #TrumpRules , Cheers #GarySee , R.I.P. Adam West, Best Batman?, Reboot, Wheeltrim Dundee, Witheyman RETURNS, 1 Hour Countdown... Creation>Evolution?, Do snails know we exist?, Down The Rabbit Hole, #ThatsInteresting , Grenfell, WTC 7, #Miggy , Barry Jennings, The Rashomon Effect, JFK & Jim Fetzer, Utopia, Manchurian Candidates for real, Mossad 9/11, #NaziBob , Rumsfeld's debt Sept 10 2001, The Entity Known as The Queen & It's Lineage, Plunket Blunkett, Charles & Camilla, Diana, *NOT a Royalist, #BostonTeaParty , History in Lego in Clydebank, Small Government!, Burn the witch, Jeremy CorBane, Liberal Elites help out, Grenfell, Correction Section, #JohnCampbell The Hour is UP, Is Paul a Flat-Earther?, Let's debunk the evidence, We never went to the Moon?, #KubrickDidIt , Gravity!, Magnets!, How much does a cloud weigh?, The curve of the Earth, The UN are Flat-Earthers, The Sun is huge, A cloud weighs 1.1 million lbs, Space Jump Bullsugar, Ballers...
111 minutes | Jun 15, 2017
Episode 39 - (with guest David McHarg) F*CK OFF YOU TORY C*NTS
Something To Talk About.....Davie McHarg, CLASS WAR, F@#K OFF YOU T&£Y C#%&S, Is it a crime to offend?, He's Not The Messiah He's a Very Naughty Boy!, Gay Cowboy, Punk is back, F UKIP, Bring back Spitting Image, Davie's arrest https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zNh6QMs2nI Common Law Obstruction, Power Of Arrest Without Warrant, Getting a pull, Know your rights, Davie's son arrested then unarrested, #TONDRA, Scottish Sovereigns, The House of McHarg, Apathy?, Davie's Poster, Meritocracy in Government, Social media comedy, First Dates Kilmarnock guy, #BearsnTwinks , Stephen is a big gay Bear, Jungle Book, Bob is a Top It's The Left's FAULT!, Being offended is a choice not a right, Talk Dirty to me, Lilly Allen video, Davie with a guillotine, Nazi pug, Government doesn't dictate society, Offensive Behaviour Act, #MonTheJags , Sky Boat Song, Old Firm violence, Guilt by association, Davie's boy the activist, #TommyRobinson , ManBun Vs HairBand, ISIS flag Schmisis flag, Change.org nonsense, Hicks Hillbilly Heroin, #GarySee , The opposite of Apathy, MSM distorts, Right Wing British Media, The Government earns from refugees The Disturbed, **Hicks @ The Hug and Pint 28th July** , RE-Tune SCIO https://www.facebook.com/theretuneproject , #TransmissionRoom , Take control...
117 minutes | Jun 8, 2017
Episode 38 - Taxi Taxi Song
Something To Talk About.....Super Duper Podcast Show!, Crunchie, Bob is zapped, Lukin gorj doll, Modern family album, Nun teacher, The belt, Grace Campbell & Jane Cosans, Fidget spinners, Toby who?, Stephen explains Killer, Harder than a fingery, Diane at the #IndyRef2 rally, Two types of Tory voters, Smarmy Salmon?, 'MERICA, The Vow Fuck John Lennon, #TDK90 , Blockbuster piracy, Lying to your parents, Metatarsal, Stephen Diesel trainers, Barefoot running is when you've got shoes on, Vitruvian Man, First CD, Bob goes for a pee, Yamaha smells of sulpher, President Trump to solve JFK assassination!, How many Americans own passports?, Diane in Mexico, Glesga accent will get you far, Four Federal Officers & Interpol Doppelganger Diane, Grant Campbell, #FakeBoab , The Maguire Brothers, Education, Shite teachers, Shite taxi drivers, Stephen & Kieran, Recording, The barter system, A paper clip for a house, #ThomasGarrity #BrianGraham , The Show Must Go On... Tennessee Whiskey (Dillon/Hargrove) Performed By Stephen Maguire & Kieran Sinclair
106 minutes | Jun 1, 2017
Episode 37 - Have You Seen This Boy?
Something To Talk About.....Where is Stephen and why is he late?, #GetWellSoonClare , Bob is Eurotrash, #AussieDave , Boat shoes or loafers?, Secret Facebook pages, AW NAW! NO ANNONI OAN ANAW NOO! Chic Charnley, Unethical foods, Egg sandwiches in the West End, David Hayman, Bickering, Stephen gets drunk, You always need to have fun, #Morrissey, Manchester, Extremism, Diane Abbott, http://foundation4peace.org/ Prison reform, #ThomasGarrity , Community officers, Georgie Ballgrabber, Iron Baws & Fatty Karate, Fun in the Sun in The Drum, Police Caution, Who is John McFarlane?, Everyday heroism, Dark humour, #WeWantArthur , Physio in the 80's, Diane strums in the sun, Put your shades back on...
113 minutes | May 25, 2017
Episode 36 - (with guest Andy Dixon) - The Politician on The Pod
Something To Talk About.....Andy Dixon, Rush Antarctic Politics, John Shanklin, Andy The Burger Flipper, The only defense job that saves lives, Knowledge is power, BBC edit, #FakeNews , Bob loves Trump, #MikeCernovich ,The elegant swan Right to buy, Andy The Independent, Local Voting Local Government, Bad car park planning, "Taxi drivers are some of the best drivers", Post Office drivers are the worst!, Halfway to Cambuslang, Pierce Bronzin, Global Video Tanning, Stephen does The Carpenters, Andy The Geek, CGI faces, Sci-Fi>Football, A time before automatic doors, #Geography www.AndyFDixon.co.uk , Personal beliefs Vs Party politics, #Hitler , Godwin's law, No absolute power, Scotland & England, #Obamacare , Comrade Diane, NHS, Taxi driver problems, Hi Vis corrupts, Orgreave, Nationalise it!, The maintenance holiday, The tram fiasco, Andy's closing statement, NAAFI bop, Vote for Mr. Dixon...
95 minutes | May 18, 2017
Episode 35 - Own The Fart
Something To Talk About.....Fame or infamy, Piers, Radio 2 music, Harry Styles>Paul Weller, Bob loves Guy Ritchie, Celeb networking, Angus Macfadyen, Football ruining songs, Neil in a pub, Eurovision, #AcousticAlly , You Can't Fuck About With Love, Amar Pelos Dois, Lucie Jones Babestation, Mickey Newbury, Bob & Stephen reconnect, Music on Graham Norton, "McFly are the new Beatles" - Stephen Maguire, Alphabetize your CD's, Work It Out, #Dianarama , Favourite girl band members, Is domestic violence a thing of the past?, Scottish music, #Hipsway #SteelValleySaints Colonel Mustard & The Dijon 5 COMPETITION WINNER Pepe Silvia!!! The 'Deal', Blur are shite...Gorillaz are worse, #Baftas , MTV Gender Neutral Awards, Everybody needs a voice, Men & Women in the toilet, Bob's a gentleman Stephen is Shitbreak, Religious Education, Stereo farts, #QuestionTime , ScotRail fucked our guest!, Strange & wonderful...
113 minutes | May 4, 2017
Episode 34 - (with guest Phil McCallum) - There's Only One Number 1
Something To Talk About.....The Weed Fairy!, Phil McCallum, Table Tennis or Ping Pong?, Phil's origin story & coaching, Terry McLernon MBE, Funding, #Skyform , How much is a bat?, Table Tennis in schools, China dominates Phil at The Olympics(twice!), Drumchapel Table Tennis club, The Real Madrid of TT, #MartinPerry, Phil and Stephen school TT, Do the Rumgay, How to make TT sexy and sustainable, The Drum meets Yekaterinburg, Mongolian Beer or Russian Vodka, The Jose Mourhino of TT The purists, A day at The Olympics, Coaching methods, The psychology of an elite player, X-Factor drive, 10 Twinty-wan-er, MUGA parks, 'Be where ah kin shout ye', Instilling mental toughness, The King Of Queens training method, The Sepp Blatter of TT?, #PaddyKelly ***Competition Time FREE TICKETS Colonel Mustard & The Dijon 5 Join the #YellowMovement at the O2 Academy*** Our National animal, #Uniram , The Scottish Haka, Get into TT www.drumchapeltabletennisclub.com, Communism, Jail or The Drum...
103 minutes | Apr 27, 2017
Episode 33 - That's Cobblers
Something To Talk About.....No Likey No Lighty!, Tambo, Who gets away with a white suit?, Building site fame, Shout out to New Zealand, #Pastafarianism A Monk's Tale, Gerry Butler, Scampi and Dracula, Whitby 60's Weekend, Gary Puckett & Yewtree Gap?, Beasty songs Stephen went to a kids party, #DavidMcHargReTune , Politico talk, Rape clause, Bob on the pat n mick, #WestGAP , Diane's Westminster solution ***Competition Time FREE TICKETS Colonel Mustard & The Dijon 5 Join the #YellowMovement at the O2 Academy*** Goodwillie the raper?, CD lending etiquette, Judges, Victim blaming, Prison rape, Capital Punishment, An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind...
112 minutes | Apr 20, 2017
Episode 32 - My Back Teeth Are Floatin'
Something To Talk About.....Full team, Wild track, Blow Out, Jazz hands, Bad looping, Action movie one liners, Seven dirty words, Heart 80s, Blanket On The Ground, #JayStewart , Tommy Coyne and plastic paddies, League split, The worstest decision, #GlasgowWarriors , Sledging, HomeBhoys!, Fenian Cannibals Brian Costello, #BruceLeeOfNLP ,Kieran Sinclair - Poor Man's Son soundcloud.com/user-793956376/poormanssonmix1, Stephen becoming his incredible self, Lodge holiday excuse, Sir Elton, Piano to guitar, Someone Saved My Life Tonight, #ColonelMustardandtheDijon5 ***Competition Time FREE TICKETS #YellowMovement at the O2 Academy*** #PaulWitheyman , behind the scenes heated debate, Cupid Jardine, Misstra Know-It-All, Corrections Section, Sing it like you mean it, Dylan finally Nobel, Greatest Morrissey, #AntonyandTheJohnsons , Influence of Art, Greatest R.E.M., Afroman at the building site, Colt 45 and two Zig Zags...
116 minutes | Apr 13, 2017
Episode 31 - (with guests David 'Dijancer' Blair & Mark 'DJ 5' Lang) - Peace, Love & Mustard
Something to Talk About.....Man down!, Colonel Mustard & The Dijon 5, Mark @djmarklang & The Dijancer @DavidJBlair, The Ping Pong Banana Show, Origin of the name, #TheDijonPhoenix , The "Colonel Mustard" #DeclanWelshTheDecadentWest, Thanks Brian Graham!, She drew the gun, Bob hates Boney M., Pink Floyd are disco music, Diane is going to Belladrum, Musical influences, Black Lace on the dole, Vinyl is back, #QueefLatina , #MoonchuckMcMungus & #BongoGorilla , Gavin Mitchell, ICW, DJ 5 kicked Grado's ass, #KirstyHarvey Greenpeace Love Anarchy, Censorship, Martin Luther Hitler, Peter Tatchell, The gay cake, Diane The Reclyinator, Laughter Yoga and Hug Offs, Zandari Festa, The Yellow Movement, Festivals, Partridge, #ColmMeaney ***COMPETITION TIME Twitter @Colonel5Mustard, Facebook.com/ColonelMustardAndTheDijon5, Insta & SoundCloud @ColonelMustardDijon5, YouTube.com/ColonelMustard5, Facebook.com/Somethingpod, Twitter @Somethingpod2*** Party To Make Music To Party To Make Music To Party To 1, Gay Icon, #GaryLamont, #LadyMustard, The Undertaker loves George Strait, A Wee Dijancer backstage at WWF, DJ 5's upcoming gigs, Electro Swing?, Katie Mac Eye To Eye, The Yellow House, T2 Trainspotting Dijon, #RecordStoreDay , New Release, #Hamoglaphonic , *Upcoming Tour Dates*, Boomtown Fair, HUG OFF... Cross The Road
110 minutes | Apr 6, 2017
Episode 30 - Dirty Diana
Something To Talk About.....Intro, Bon Ecosse, Stephen at Hampden, The 3 seashells, #NoExpendablesWithoutStallone, Rambo better than Die Hard, The Raid remake, @carnojoe, Some people are oxymorons, Left & Right, #NaziTrev, 80's TV cars, Eco friendly toothpaste, Are seals endangered? A dolphin powered motor, See my vest!, Smith's theory of relativity, Genius, FX, Feud 2: Charles & Diana, Was Di kinky?, Timothy Spall Denial, Big up Mick Jackson!, Stephen's hoodies, Best gigs, Radio 6 Music, What makes a comedian?, Diverse casting, Diane & Jason Donovan in Tesco, Neighbours, Alf Stewart's rape dungeon, Long running roles, Branagh, The Fugitive, Is Saving Private Ryan true?, #GunnyHighway Best gigs, Worst gigs, Live 8, Mandela gig, Iron Lady, Thatcher Conway Sturgeon, Lionel Blair cut, Geez a choon, Bob's hooked on Lego, Unboxing videos, Death of the Special Features, Reality TV music, Torture tunes, Diane got 33 on PopMaster! *not on the radio, Zoe Ball/Sara Cox, Jason Statham real actor, Sly and his dug, Toodle pip...
132 minutes | Mar 26, 2017
Episode 29 - The Road To Buckie
Something To Talk About.....Bob eats a Pot Noodle, Charles McGuire's 40th party, Dissecting the show, NADA, #Skelpernut, The Dounreay Experiment, The Braes Of Killiecrankie, Stephen the Kilnuckian, Little Scotland, Python Lee Jackson, We Have a Dream, Fitbaw songs, Tina Turner's best years, Led Zeppelin are disco music Ed Sheeran & the modern music industry, 8 Tracks, Sir Elton, Cocaine is a helluva drug, #DiddyFuck, Keanu the fireman, Dame Vera Lynn 100, Actual patched, Joan Crawford weirdo says Kirk Douglas, Uncensored opinion, West is Best, #MightyMickHargan, The Madness of Peter Howson, The Ties That Bind, Progression of an artist, The notorious second album, The Special Edition, Rubyworks Records, Our Tumblr is dead, Website coming soon, Stop Interrupting...
116 minutes | Mar 16, 2017
Episode 28 - (with guests Tom Brogan and Paul Kozinski) - Short Attention Span Podcast
Something To Talk About.....Thanks Barry!, Tom Brogan and Paul Kozinski, Unabomber name, Thomas Brogan murderer, Hamilton Accies lady casual, #ShortAttentionSpanTheatre, Love Or Money - Some People & Vote For Love, Karen Barclay, School boards, Natalie Clark, Who's yer guys? Bob met Tim Roth, Cheery Bananas, #GlesgaFonzie, First jobs, Rosencrantz And Guildenstern Are Dead, Clydebank F.C., Dimmock: Portrait of an Athlete, Short film and theatre, Diane's intermission, Tom & Limmy, #Directing, I am an Actor I am a Writer/Director, #EdSpeelersIsaBrickie, An actors hook, Tom's preparation Positively Scottish Small Mercies soundcloud.com/user-958507954/small-mercies-episode-1-snowed-in, Bloopers, Making a Western, Miggy's brother in Taggart, Genuine moments in writing, #ScottishFilm, Stephen and his musicals, @TomBrogan & @PaulKozinski When you gotta go you gotta go...
122 minutes | Mar 2, 2017
Episode 27 - (with guest Paul Stewart) The Internet is Broken
Something To Talk About.....*Chillies! 0141 944 3863 The Somethingpod combo*, Paul Stewart, Sting is 66/1, Offensive Security Certified Professional, Penetration testers, An ethical hacker, Snowden/Assange, Apple security, GCHQ, Android security, Doxxing, Jemima Jane, Bad passwords, What Fappened? Paul's security tips, The Dark Web, 4Chan, .onion, #GuiltyPete, Snowden/NSA, Apathetic.org, Read the small print, Freedom of information, Google is Skynet, soundcloud.com/taketonight/wild-one, Online gaming, #MiggysGamingRoom, Raspberry Pi, VR, Porn on your phone, #LadyboysOfCastlemilk, Censorship, Breastfeeding, The New Normal, If you can think it...it's on the net, Game Over Man...
120 minutes | Feb 23, 2017
Episode 26 - Beaks and Feet
Something To Talk About.....Turn me doon, Abba, Nordic pish, Listener mention, Listener challenge, The Boy George of podcasting, Stephen the Architect, #FullRetard, Political Correctness, #FullWank, Mad Mel's Suicide Squad 2, DC Pitch, Bob the Panto Villain, What is Facebook for?, #JayStewart, 27th May Gary Tallent Discovering Brylcreem, Character building, Home haircuts, Stephen's selfie, We're finished!...We are Legion!, Diane is a terrible sister, Scum, Mel Brooks, #PresidentBawbag, KFC protest, The dawber from UKIP, Brandon Crow, We Need To Talk About a new Doctor, Brokeback Bob & Stephen, A Love Western, Trainspotting 2, Red Walkman The right ratio, To Kilmarnock and Beyond!, Chasing Pennis, Too auld Harrison, Diane doesn't like Cate Blanchett, Ocean's 8, Feud, #TrumpTalk, Fear nothing, The Corrections Section, Male equality, First gig, Submit your audio to www.facebook.com/somethingpod , Crank that shit...
129 minutes | Feb 16, 2017
Episode 25 - (with guest Gary Carmichael) - Gigs At The Movies
Something To Talk About.....Gary Carmichael, Full Tonne Kidd, Uncle Gigs, What's Diane's middle name?, The Rt Hon. John Maguire Laird of Bernard, I sure have Daddio!, Leg of Twix, Coppola's Breakfastses, Dail Mail is #FakeNews, Fuck The Guardian Hard times at Monster's Ball, Billy Bob, Citizen Kane is like OK Computer, Disney has tits, Mad Dog and Louie, Shiteman John, The luvvies are readying themselves, Parky, #Witheyman, 'Giants'?, You are a universe within yourself, Death is not the end, Bob didn't get Arrival, *ENEMY, NASA N*E*R*D, Oan yersel Van, Mad Mel's meltdown, Hacksaw Ridge, Platoon meets Forrest Gump, Stephen goes to Borstal The Exorcistses, Gabriel *MANN, La La Land and Musicals, #OccupyPod, Diane's PSA, Somethingpod Deadpool update, DC Film, #AreYouTheSpecial?, EXPENDABLES 4!!!, We take calls, #Miggy, Bafta picks, #JayStewart, Oscar picks, Sound in vision, I Dodged A Bullet...
123 minutes | Feb 10, 2017
Episode 24 - (with guest Brian McKerrow) - Fear and Alarm
Something To Talk About.....Brian McKerrow, Child's human rights campaigner, The Establishment, Brian's background, What is a Civil Servant?, Cholmondley-Warner, #AllLawsAreIllegal, No Gods (and Precious Few Heroes), #NWO, Expenses Scandal 2.0 Gender discrimination, Vs Samantha Poling, Brian at the BBC, Star Trek economy, Value the carrot, Capitalist Commies, Grassroots power, Bacteria is coming for you, Jade Goody, Vs The Establishment Women's Hour, www.soundwomen.co.uk, 784 Group, The Public Fund, Eat the overt rich, Govan's All Gold, Vs @ChristinaSNP, Moorov Doctrine, Jon Snow Secret Service, Square peg, The Pinochet Effect, Peace Truth & Justice, Good Night, and Good Luck...
116 minutes | Feb 2, 2017
Episode 23 - (with guest Mary @WeeMazo) - Personality Disnae Get Ye Moist
Something To Talk About.....Mary Doll, Online dating, Don't Do Safe Words, Mary is a 6, Laws of Attraction, Don't look at their soul look at their arse, Stephen at Halloween, Thanks for swiping right, #FWB, What is a Royal Rumble, John Higgins was a sex symbol, Kayfabe Catfished, Mary has a peculiar taste, Ain't no ring on it, Why you hide from Lorenzo?, Stephen gets bleeped, Women shouldn't talk about UFC, Hail Hail Media, Mon the Jags, #PaulMcLaughlin, Mary's profile, 7% of communication, Mark 2 Golf, Snapchat, #TransmissionRoom A fat doppelganger, Age appropriate, Lip filler, Women's confidence, #LeftyGreenFeministDiane, 2 hours 42 minutes, Ladies and Gentleman, Burd is the word, Nae bother ma man, #Dawber, An actual dwarf, VR Sex, 50 Shades of Podcasting, What is a 10?, Get the evil out, #BrianCostello, Why Do Fools Fall In Love, No Fear No Taste, Mallett's Mallet on a building site, Paul Newman's still got it, Things, Be like Mary...
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