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Yeah, it's been awhile. We do our best to cover what has been happening in the world and our lives over the past several months. Josh has some real-life offspring, our president is no longer an anthropomorphic paper-mache rendering of an off-brand cheese puff, Covid is still coviding, but most importantly, we are all seasoned day traders now. And Clint has a new book, which you can find here. Will we do this again? Will more than 5 people listen to this? MAYBE!

The big three is joined by longtime friend, pal, supporter, and person who has no clue which animals would win in a fight against other animals, Charlie S. Hand. We spend a lot of time trying to wrap our heads around the colossal fucking idiocy on display by Kentucky's AG and the LMPD, talk about animal fighting, some gaming topics (Among Us, Warzone, etc.) and have as good of a time as possible in spite of the world burning around us. NO JUSTICE, NO PEACE. ARREST THE BASTARD COPS WHO MURDERED BREONNA TAYLOR

This episode is from two weeks ago. I recall that we talked about Jerry Falwell being a real-life version of The Righteous Gemstones, but passed that, your guess is as good as mine. I think this one is pretty good, you should listen to it. If you don't, that's also fine, I can't blame you. We'll try again next time.

Coming soon to a milk carton near you: C.W.'s face. Nonetheless, the show must go on without him, and go on it did. We discuss Kamala Harris, transphobia, tronsphobia, and all this pedophile shit going on right now. The last 10 minutes feature us not realizing that we should have ended the podcast 10 minutes ago.

Since this is primarily a culinary podcast, we decide what that best soda in each category is while Josh loses his mind over Dr. Pepper. We are again back to the dead horse with our bats as our president has again debased himself publicly. Some other stuff happened too.

This is our 51st episode, which followed our 50th episode and precedes our to be recorded follow-up, Episode 52. Whenceforth, we discuss topics and talk to each other in a rather jolly manner.

I started uploading this on Friday... and then I forgot about it until right now, which means I forgot most of what we talked about. But that's okay, because it's our 50th episode, which we forgot until the end of the episode. I hope this is what finally puts us over the top.

As always, we mix the serious and the lighthearted in a better than average episode for us. We continue our dialog on the world today and consider whether or not we are the alternate timeline that the regular timelines laugh about. We also touch on minority-on-minority racism as best we can before diving headfirst into our favorite current infatuations: Watching/filming It's All Gravy with Teresa, NASCAR, and playing Warzone. Also, there's some damn alien talk in there too. The intergalactic type, not the people who come here from other countries that piss off the big, soggy baby in office.

Long time listener, and dare I say #1 fan Keith finally joins us for a booze and expletive-filled three-hour rantathon with the gang. We get his outlook on several topics we've covered in the past as well as hitting some topics he had locked and loaded for us.

Stop humping this runner-up trophy of a treasonous nation that existed for less time than legal gay marriage, Outkast, and Barack Obama's presidency. You're not a rebel, you're not a Confederate, you're not worried about your heritage. You can read about how my northern family's lineage smoked yours in history books if you make it passed the second grade.

This episode is from almost two weeks ago. I don't know what we talked about, but I bet we covered how bad and dumb things are for a significant portion of the episode.

You know what it is. We drink, we talk shit about the president, we comment on this absolutely absurd timeline we exist on, we endorse Charles Booker for Senate.

3/4 of the dads are back as Clint makes his triumphant return. We get to continue our conversation from last week with someone who isn't white or straight, which is probably pretty good. We also get to marvel at the timeline we're on being one that includes NASCAR being a beacon of social progress in society.

In these desolate times filled with despair, a phoenix has risen from the ashes. That's right, the goddamn dads are back at it again. We had to hit that two-man combowombo this go-round, so Josh and Alex do their best to tackle all of the issues and events that have happened since we last recorded an episode, which was almost three months ago. That's right, we're talking COVID-19, what the hell we do in our free time these days, and of course the most important topic in the world right now; the modern civil rights movement that we are all witnessing and participating in.

Two out of four dads made it. One is on a milk carton, the other crossed state borders like an absolute #GalaxyBrain. However, the amazing BG Cheese Queen filled in. We talked about cheese (obvs), our current state of crisis, cosplaying as Chernobyl employees, dinosaurs sounds, and some other good stuff. Support Clinkt at patreon.com/cwwwriting.com. It's ONE dollar per month. You won't even notice it, just do it or unsubscribe tbh. Facebook: @sfa3d Instagram: @sfa3d_podcast Email: somefa3d@gmail.com

Uploading this thang about a week late, but the trio was present and accounted for as the search from something named C.W. continues. We debated the best bottled water, the best game on each game console, discussed COVID-19 aka the Boomer Doomer aka the Senior Deleter, and found a new hero from across the pond. Facebook: @sfa3d Instagram: sfa3d_podcast Email: somefa3d@gmail.com

Josh rejoins the gang; C.W. still has not. The gang debates the merit of bite-size candy bars, talks Alex's new obsession, discusses die cast car racing, people who aggressively shit at work, and talk the latest politics. This episode was sponsored by Cherry Pickin' Ministries where you get to pick what matters to you and throw all the other crap in the trash. Facebook: @sfa3d Instagram: @sfa3d_podcast Email: somefa3d@gmail.com

Another dad has turned his back on the group as only Clint and Alex wanted to spend time with their friends this week. Team Whealey talked about the sensation you get in your dingus when you go downhill very fast, what happens to astronaut "stuff" when they're in space, whether flats or drums are better, and our usual touch on politics. Facebook: @sfa3d Instagram: @sfa3d_podcast Email: somefa3d@gmail.com

If you follow our Facebook page, you would know that we put out an ad for someone to be a C.W. who actually shows up. We hired a temp named Charlie, a dear friend of the podcast who has absolutely no idea where he exists in the pecking order of mother nature. Alex tells us what it means to order a large haircut, the gang discusses sightseeing in less fortunate communities, and our insane friend who uses his own knife in restaurants. Facebook: @sfa3d Instagram: @sfa3d_podcast Email: somefa3d@gmail.com

Heyyyyyy posting this almost a full week after recording so I don't know what we talked about again! Based on the image I do remember something about being paralyzed and blinking to communicate being one of the greatest horrors we've ever comprehended. Probably some updates on our Boomer Corvette guy cosplay. Go buy Clint's books at clintsbooks.com! Go buy Josh a chair at smile.amazon.com/seizurereducingchair! Go buy Alex another bottle of whiskey to drink on the podcast at whiskey. Buy us a new C.W. at friendswhowillneverletusdown.gov! Facebook: @sfa3d Instagram: @sfa3d_podcast Email: somefa3d@gmail.com