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This week we're reading “Betrayal” by Michael1812, first published in 2006 at http://terrafirmascapers.com/index.php/topic,12167.html Thanks to Terra Firma for recommending it! We're on Twitter, Facebook, and SoFarscape.com. Our theme music is by Leigh Collier of Give Them L. Send us your synopses, support us on Patreon or suggest a fanfic story for us to read!

Farscape 4·05: Promises The passengers of Lo'La finally reunite with Moya and Aeryn Sun aboard. Aeryn, however, is not alone... “Our favourite science jock is upset when his best girl turns up wearing someone else's letterman jacket, but don't worry it's for medical reasons! The crew promise not to hurt the Quack providing the treatment, but even Harvey doesn't trust him! It quickly becomes clear only Captain Ratface on the S.S. Space Jellyfish has the cure and he has a not so simple proposition for the crew. Green shirt finally gets rid of Jiminey Cricket and makes a deal with the devil to save their leather clad backsides.” (thanks Marky See!) “We're reunited with old friends, New flatmate starts a fashion trend, The antidote, A decoy boat, An oath of silence 'til the end.” (thanks Ric From The Delta Quadrant!) “Someone else rocks the Scorpy make up after getting a cold dancing bare foot in the rain. ” (thanks Lucy!) First aired on Friday, 12 July 2002, written by Richard Manning, and directed by Geoff Bennett We're on Twitter, Facebook, and SoFarscape.com. Our theme music is by Leigh Collier of Give Them L. Send us your synopses, support us on Patreon or suggest a fanfic story for us to read!

This week we're reading “Going Home” by Shipsister, first published in 2002 at http://terrafirmascapers.com/index.php/topic,1561.html We're on Twitter, Facebook, and SoFarscape.com. Our theme music is by Leigh Collier of Give Them L. Send us your synopses, support us on Patreon or suggest a fanfic story for us to read!

Farscape 4·04: Lava's a Many Splendored Thing The crew is on the way to rendezvous with Moya. After ingesting a concoction of Noranti's they stop for a break on a planet. Rygel is captured and entombed in amber by raiders. “Top form humor, just… don’t eat soup for dinner before watching. ” (thanks The Derp!) “Granny's cooking doesn't agree with the crew causing an unplanned evacuation. Whilst dropping the kids off at the pool, our favourite kleptomanic disturbs a robbery in process, but these are not the freedom fighters Granny is looking for! Lo'la isn't the only one enjoying D'argo's DNA and Lou Costello takes a really hot bath - Can I get a Hell Yeah!” (thanks Marky See!) “Little Bubba got caught in a trap, Grandma picked a bad time for a nap, Lava baked plans, Puke covered hands, ""No more of that 'cleansing restorative' crap!""” (thanks Ric From The Delta Quadrant!) “Noranti tries to become a main character and creates more problems than she is worth. Chiana and Sikozu bond over bodily fluids. Rygel issues boil to a melting point, while the others attempt to save the day. Finally, Noranti redeems herself by performing. ” (thanks Melissa!) “Welcome to the fiery lava Resort planet. Now before you take a lovely relaxing dip in the scolding lava pool, you might want to put on the energy protective armor, just remember to shoot yourself every five minutes. Or there is the nice amber chrysalis casing. You will just bob about in the lava pool. The resort is not responsible for any burn, cooking, or scolding. Have fun!” (thanks Blackrain!) First aired on Friday, 28 June 2002, written by Michael Miller, and directed by Michael Pattinson" We're on Twitter, Facebook, and SoFarscape.com. Our theme music is by Leigh Collier of Give Them L. Send us your synopses, support us on Patreon or suggest a fanfic story for us to read!

This week we're reading “Take the Journey” by FarAnya, first published in 2000 at https://www.fanfiction.net/s/70433/1/Take-the-Journey We're on Twitter, Facebook, and SoFarscape.com. Our theme music is by Leigh Collier of Give Them L. Send us your synopses, support us on Patreon or suggest a fanfic story for us to read!

Farscape 4·03: Resurrection: What Was Lost, Part 2 The crew discovers how far Scorpius has fallen in the Peacekeeper ranks. They must find and activate all the probes to stop the magnetic storm on Arnesk, but someone doesn't want them stopped. “The crew hatch a plan to escape before the magnetic field bleaches the skin from their bones but they end up finding something they weren't looking for. We ask the question how many lives a grasshopper has and the commandant forgets her safe word. ” (thanks Marky See!) “In tonight episode we find out the question that everyone has been dieing to find out. Does those hot paints make John Crichton ass look big? Well do they? Turn in and find out. ” (thanks Blackrain!) First aired on Friday, 21 June 2002, written by Justin Monjo, and directed by Rowan Woods We're on Twitter, Facebook, and SoFarscape.com. Our theme music is by Leigh Collier of Give Them L. Send us your synopses, support us on Patreon or suggest a fanfic story for us to read!

This week we're reading “In Sixteen Arns” by Dreamshaper, first published at https://www.shriftweb.org/leviathan/archive/0/insixteen.html We're on Twitter, Facebook, and SoFarscape.com. Our theme music is by Leigh Collier of Give Them L. Send us your synopses, support us on Patreon or suggest a fanfic story for us to read!

"Farscape 4·02: Sacrifice: What Was Lost, Part 1 More of the crew are reunited, and while they discover the secrets of an ancient civilization, a serious threat looms... “Whilst waiting for dad to pick them up, the crew hang out in a dig site haunted by priests with a catchy theme song. The creature of the black lagoon is up to no good, a new captain brings an enemy to heel (literally) and we are introduced to a new Peacekeeper interrogation method” (thanks Marky See!) “In which the BDSM subtext becomes text.” (thanks Nazzy!) First aired on Friday, 14 June 2002, written by Justin Monjo, and directed by Rowan Woods" We're on Twitter, Facebook, and SoFarscape.com. Our theme music is by Leigh Collier of Give Them L. Send us your synopses, support us on Patreon or suggest a fanfic story for us to read!

This week we're reading “Company of Women” by REudaly, first published in 2001 at https://www.fanfiction.net/s/313550/1/Company-of-Women We're on Twitter, Facebook, and SoFarscape.com. Our theme music is by Leigh Collier of Give Them L. Send us your synopses, support us on Patreon or suggest a fanfic story for us to read!

"Farscape 4·01: Crichton Kicks: Part 2 Crichton's lonely but peaceful life aboard a dying Leviathan is violently interrupted by the arrival of a young woman and a group of ruthless scavengers after her. “A new DRD function is revealed; they can sing. A gravity defying know-it-all introduces herself as a lethiathan 'expert' and we discover how long it takes to fall down and reach the bottom of the pilot's den.” (thanks GoingMetal799!) “His name is John Crichton and his friends just got sucked down a wormhole, now he's stuck on living ship full of strange Yoda impersonating space vikings! Along with help of sputnik and the 1812 overture, John must save his home!” (thanks Marky See!) “Interrupted by a toubray thief, Friends reunited; what a relief! A dying boat,A human goat, "Grade A prime American beef."(thanks Ric from the Delta Quadrant!) “Crichton goes full castaway and meets an odd looking cabbage patch kid who can walk on ceilings. He is forced to face off with weird Klingon knockoffs all while trying to plots a way back to his normal life. ” (thanks Melissa!) “A pilot nods off to her favorite Soaps. An Astronut programs a friend to play the tchaikovsky 1812 overture while doodling. A new know it all gets in on the chaos. Can she answer the Five W's? Can she learn the ABC's. Let's the give the dogs a hand, don't worry it can be reattached. Look I can do the Exorcist's backwards crawl up the wall. Our favorite diminutive ruler has no qualms sicking the dogs on an astronut. Our favorite snurcher's vision has improved but doing it too often makes her blind. Could the Sun have a baby or is it all in the astronut's head?” (thanks Brian Ivanhoe!) “Stranded astronaut with a better beard this time. Sputnik, Klingons and bad doggo o my, An overture is finally played and the abcs are sung, the greatest droid since R2D2 appears. Junk more junk and no muerta pilot, Leviathan sushi anyone? Sputnik finds out the hard way life experience beats book learning. Veins are too big to shift center of gravity so our favorite human plays goat from Jurassic parkSparky gets updated skin and Pip can slow time now I guess. On a side note: This is my favorite wacky/crazy john episode” (thanks DB!) Sputnik crashes into John's leviathan, and old friends return as John must deal with pirates. Meanwhile, Harvey wears his cool button-down from season two as Crichton tries to figure out who's the daddy.” (thanks Billy Roberts!) “Pardon me. Hello. Yes, yes I’m talking to you. Now I know your new here on this old leviathan, I’ve been here a while now, and if you want to be good neighbors please stop shooting at me! Oh what’s that? That’s a no on shooting. Ok. Well can you at let’s keep your hound out of my toubray garden, I just planted them and he…what…sorry…she keeps digging them up. If you can do that we might get along nicely. If not...let’s not say how bad it will get for you here.” (thanks Blackrain!) “The return of the beard! Someone gets their own brewery before showing off his Klingon slang to a new redhead.” (thanks Lucy !) First aired on Friday, 7 June 2002, written by David Kemper, and directed by Andrew Prowse We're on Twitter, Facebook, and SoFarscape.com. Our theme music is by Leigh Collier of Give Them L. Send us your

This week we're reading “Never Say Goodbye” by Sorlk Lewis, first published in 2001 at https://www.fanfiction.net/s/97405/1/Never-Say-Goodbye We're on Twitter, Facebook, and SoFarscape.com. Our theme music is by Leigh Collier of Give Them L. Send us your synopses, support us on Patreon or suggest a fanfic story for us to read!

Galaxy Quest, 1999 The stars of a 1970s sci-fi show - now scraping a living through re-runs and sci-fi conventions - are beamed aboard an alien spacecraft. Believing the cast's heroic on-screen dramas are historical documents of real-life adventures, the band of aliens turn to the ailing celebrities for help in their quest to overcome the oppressive regime in their solar system. First aired in 1999, written by David Howard, Robert Gordon, and directed by Dean Parisot See Alan Rickman in slow motion: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eob7V_WtAVg We're on Twitter, Facebook, and SoFarscape.com. Our theme music is by Leigh Collier of Give Them L. Send us your synopses, support us on Patreon or suggest a fanfic story for us to read!

This week we're reading “The Uglier Truth” by uktechgirl, first published in 2000 at https://www.fanfiction.net/s/89375/1/The-Uglier-Truth We're on Twitter, Facebook, and SoFarscape.com. Our theme music is by Leigh Collier of Give Them L. Send us your synopses, support us on Patreon or suggest a fanfic story for us to read!

Once again, your friends Khaki and Kay contemplate cool questions by our beloved listeners and fellow Farscape fans, examining the "Season of Death" — the highs, the lows and the wild, wild swings. Thanks to The Derp Prime, Lucy, Alex G, nazzy, Sara from the Muppets, Sex, and Trauma Podcast, Leigh, Rooth, Betazed Lady, Laura, Natacha and Jess. We're on Twitter, Facebook, and SoFarscape.com. Our theme music is by Leigh Collier of Give Them L. Send us your synopses, support us on Patreon or suggest a fanfic story for us to read!

This week's fanfic is “Candy Store by Got Leviathan?, first published in 2006 at http://terrafirmascapers.com/index.php/topic,13085.msg171853.html We're on Twitter, Facebook, and SoFarscape.com. Our theme music is by Leigh Collier of Give Them L. Send us your synopses, support us on Patreon or suggest a fanfic story for us to read!

"Farscape 3·22: Dog With Two Bones: Part 1 The crew attempt to pay their respects, while Crichton has visions of what could be, which lead him to a pivotal choice... “Someone gets distracted by their fantasies. An old woman appears aboard the ship and everyone questions who she is. She sneezes magical fairy dust and is seemingly great at cooking. In the meantime there is a game of bumper ships occurring.” (thanks GoingMetal799!) “The crew make plans to go their separate ways, but before they can they must attend a funeral where an unwanted guest is making a scene, meanwhile John's imagination runs wild...hey is the old woman with you?” (thanks Marky See!) “A wedding and a funeral, but which one is real? Crichton struggles to reconcile two dreams, and a mysterious old woman offers better living through chemistry. ” (thanks Nazzy!) “Well ep 3:01 was called Season of Death and you can count on one hand how many main characters didn't die or start off dead this season. Wedding bells are ringing...or are they? Who is that old woman? And another perfect suggestion from Claudia Black when things get left to fate.” (thanks Lucy !) “A wedding, a funeral, a coin flip, a farewell, a wormhole - and who the frell is the old woman?” (thanks the Mezzanine!) “Sunday! Sunday! Sunday! Come to the Leviathan burial grounds! Two Leviathan enter, only one will leave. It’s the Grudge Match of the quadrant. Will the mystery masked Leviathan reign supreme or will Mama Moya bring the hurt to him for dising her son Talyn. Only one way to find out, this Sunday! Sunday! Sunday! ” (thanks Blackrain (Bryan Love)!) “Who's that woman with the dream powder? Lies are nice, but the truth is louder, A burial place, The Sacred Space, "Listen Wrinkles, stick to the chowder!"" (thanks Ric From the Delta Quadrant!) First aired on Thursday, 31 January 2002, written by David Kemper, and directed by Andrew Prowse" We're on Twitter, Facebook, and SoFarscape.com. Our theme music is by Leigh Collier of Give Them L. Send us your synopses, support us on Patreon or suggest a fanfic story for us to read!

This week we're reading “Die Trying” by AstroGirl, first published in 2006 at https://www.fanfiction.net/s/3239509/1/Die-Trying We're on Twitter, Facebook, and SoFarscape.com. Our theme music is by Leigh Collier of Give Them L. Send us your synopses, support us on Patreon or suggest a fanfic story for us to read!

"Farscape 3·21: Wolf in Sheep's Clothing: Into the Lion's Den, Part 2 Scorpius, growing more desperate by the minute, hopes to force John's hand by threatening Earth. Unable to lead the Peacekeeper scientists' research astray, John rallies the crew to help him destroy the Carrier itself -- and discovers that Crais' allegiances are not at all what he expected. “Time is running out for Grasshopper causing him to make a deadly promise. The crew hatch a plan so bad, it can only be theirs and a farm boy's betrayal leads to an act of true heroism and a new indoor water feature. Does the captain always go down with his ship?” (thanks Marky See!) “Sometimes a banana in the tailpipe just isn't enough. Flying wormholes ain't like dusting crops, it takes a little finesse, but it is a real Kodak moment. And someone is standing in anothers heart about to squeeze and yep it broke my 15yr old heart too 😭” (thanks A heartbroken Lucy !) The song featured in this episode is ""Crais-y"" by Kielen King: https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=GH-4K851bjM&list=RDAMVMGH-4K851bjM You can buy the whole album on Bandcamp: https://music.kielenking.com/album/touchin-wormholes Or stream it on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/0zvJw9Xgwnh42yrKUaTKvZ First aired on Monday, 28 January 2002, written by Rockne S. O'Bannon, and directed by Rowan Woods We're on Twitter, Facebook, and SoFarscape.com. Our theme music is by Leigh Collier of Give Them L. Send us your synopses, support us on Patreon or suggest a fanfic story for us to read!

This week we're reading “Five Things That Never Happened to Xhalax Sun” by pellucid, first published in 2014 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/1229392 Thanks to Mysterytour for recommending it! We're on Twitter, Facebook, and SoFarscape.com. Our theme music is by Leigh Collier of Give Them L. Send us your synopses, support us on Patreon or suggest a fanfic story for us to read!

"Farscape 3·20: Lambs to the Slaughter: Into the Lion's Den, Part 1 The crew of Moya takes on a dangerous mission aboard Scorpius' command carrier where hostility and peril are at every turn and a threat greater than Scorpius himself may await. “The crew enter Scorpius' command carrier to enact John's wormhole plan, but things quickly go to dren thanks to an unexpected arrival. Prepare for betrayal, mutiny and jetpacks!?” (thanks Marky See!)“The red carpet gets roled out for the crew, but the food could be better and someone doesn't want to eat at the kiddy table. They didn't go there to fight but the fights keep finding them.” (thanks Lucy!) First aired on Thursday, 24 January 2002, written by Richard Manning, and directed by Ian Watson" We're on Twitter, Facebook, and SoFarscape.com. Our theme music is by Leigh Collier of Give Them L. Send us your synopses, support us on Patreon or suggest a fanfic story for us to read!