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We are back. After months of silence, Sonesh and John re-emerge to give the world the same stupid shit. Such as: is having a lasagna vagina a good thing, or instead is it grounds for defamation? Plus: Jane Austen’s top-notch novels, now available in English! Accomplices to pasta crimes. The new way to peddle drugs, per Bollywood sources. Brigitte Nielsen: less is more for this secretive genius. Please give to Gunnar’s Wheels Foundation at https://greatnonprofits.org/org/gunnars-wheels-foundation

Our first ever guest, TV show creator Dustin Thomason, talks to us about how to make TV shows worse. Why should anyone want to do that? So you can charge more for the good version. It’s called smart business. Plus: NotTerrible.org: our first not bad idea? Are some body parts too close together on women? Kim Basinger to lead America’s economic recovery with the business smarts only she can bring. Please give to Feeding America at www.feedingamerica.org  

Mean Girls dropped a deuce called Mean Girls 2, and we gonna deuce up more classics like Gone With the Wind 2: Still Slaves, Lawrence of Arabia 2: Larry Mumblecore, Citizen Kane 2: High School Newspaper, and Silence of the … Continue reading →

Episode 9: Camgirl tips Sonesh teaches John and camgirls everywhere some fresh ways to get the best tips. Plus: Words so bad that we have to bleep them even on So Bad It’s Bad. Who is in talks to play … Continue reading →

The fabled lost tapes of podcasting starring Chimbers. Plus: We start a whole new entertainment industry. Rob Schneider on Brexit and pleasure and going Back To School. The problems of being secret rich. Haley Joker Osment + Joker Osteen + … Continue reading →

We discover that math skills are the most important thing to succeed in the world of Hollywood acting.  Plus: Sonesh’s summer fears. Getting married at a marketing convention. Tennis murderer Caravaggio as played by Danny McBride (or maybe Tilda Swinton). … Continue reading →

Shelley Long gets to redo her acting choices Quantum Leap style, and goes up against Whoopi. Or maybe she’s just tripping at the Cheers LSD Bar. Plus: We start beef with Olivia Colman. Realistic pirates/sharks. Barack “Barry” Poppins at the … Continue reading →

How come female witches get all the easy accoutrement-ing? Male witches, “mitches” henceforth, deserve some help here. We try to help, and you can to, by getting #MitchEmojiNow trending on the socials! Also: Someone swiped left on you. The Moomba. … Continue reading →

Did you know that 85% of podcast hosting jobs are set to be taken over by machines? We prove it by handing over large parts of the show to an AI writing algorithm. It’s not as good, but it is … Continue reading →

What’s next for the Night King after Game of Thrones? The wonderful Marlee Matlin, that’s what. Plus the Jordache brothers, Anne Geddes 2.0, G as in gonorrhea, the ethics of utility corridors, and homework help for adulterers. Please give to … Continue reading →