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Hot off of finishing the 5 Books of Moses, the boys meet for a rare in-person episode and crack into the book of Joshua. Moses is gone now but the conquering and empire building continues. Plus, jut a skosh of Kanye talk and a discussion antisemitic conspiracy theories in general.  --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/smite-me-podcast/support

Comedian Charlie Sosnick joins us to talk about Jewish Revege, a silly Israeli C-Movie about spies hunting Nazis in Ukraine. Charlie also introduces us to the Cain and Abel blood feud between the East Coast's premier bar mitzvah DJs, who are also brothers.  --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/smite-me-podcast/support

They-don't ask me who-said it couldn't be done. Smite me fav Ethan Black is back as we read the final section of the Torah. We'll never get back this time back, but at least we didn't learn anything.  --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/smite-me-podcast/support

The Smite Me boys have some questions Catholicism which get answered by our friend Angie. We talk about her life growing up Catholic and what that means for her today. We also get a long and creative list of threats from our boy God.  --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/smite-me-podcast/support

The History of Birthright. A deep cut Trump video. a casino billionaire who looks like he's from 'Monsters Inc.' An episode as rich as Les Wexner's Ass.  --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/smite-me-podcast/support

Smite Me fav Geneva Rust-Orta is back to discuss one of the Torah's most goblin mode lists of rules. We cover how the Jews solved Rural murder, built cities for murderers and the deeply yucky biblical views on consent and gender identity that were probably progressive 3,000 years ago.  --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/smite-me-podcast/support

It's a mail bag episode! The boy's answer your question you sent in and return to some favorite topics!  --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/smite-me-podcast/support

God calls the Jews out for being failsons. The Torah flirts with its own fucked up version of economic equality and Jon pitches us on a vital new nonprofit billboard venture,  --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/smite-me-podcast/support

The fellas watch the classic 1981 flick 'The Chosen' about the bromance of Jewish-American assimilation and college students casually gun-running for settler-colonial paramilitaries.  --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/smite-me-podcast/support

It's the final book of the Big 5 and God is three rosés deep, trying to convince the Israelites that, actually, it's been great between them the whole time. Also, Manslayer cities. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/smite-me-podcast/support

The boys finally finish the Book of Numbers and, boy, is it numerical! In these chapters, the Israelites kill more of their enemies than they ever have before, and its hard not to be a little proud. Plus, we say bon voyage to Jon as he makes Aliyah to New York to track down Norman Finkelstein.  --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/smite-me-podcast/support

Comedian Aviva Siegel is back on the pod to talk about the lingering uncle of the Abrahamic religous family: Jews For Jesus. We talk about proselytization, Godly denim merch, and the limits of using cold brew coffee to convert people.  --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/smite-me-podcast/support

The lads dive into the history of Birobidzhan, Russia's rarely mentioned Jewish autonomous region. It's a strange little place that's been around longer than Israel, with a history that is extra utopian and despressing even by Russian standards-and that's sayingr something. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/smite-me-podcast/support

This week, we're back on our TorahBoys mentality with the story of Balak Balaam, a donkey abuser/wizard who tries to curse the Jews but can only utter deeply out of pocket death threats against their enemies. Plus Ayani drops the song of summer.  --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/smite-me-podcast/support

This week, the boys dust off the DVD player to rewatch "The Hebrew Hammer" (2003) , a truly cursed attempt to make a Jewish Blacksploitation flick about a badass private eye saving Hanukkah. Shabbat Shalom, motherfuckers.  --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/smite-me-podcast/support

Remember the Torah? We used to read that. The boys are back in Bible mode this week, in a chapter where God unleashes his inner Sigma Male and flames not one, not two, but ~three~ of the top protagonists of this little Jewventure we've been reading. Also: cow medicine.  --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/smite-me-podcast/support

This week we discuss early 20th century anarchist thinker, OG cancel culture victim, and reluctant Jew Emma Goldman. Her ideas about economic, social, religious and sexual empowerment were so spicy she was literally thrown out of the country! So naturally, we never learned about her in Hebrew school.  --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/smite-me-podcast/support

Comedian and former pastor Steve Hernandez joins us to discuss the story of Korach, the guyt who tries to start a rebellion against Moses and instead gets swallowed by the earth. We also talk about the difference between old testament God (mean and vengeful) and new testament God (kind and loving), and Steve makes his case for why nobody ever needs to read this book again.  Check out Steve's podcast, 'Read the Bible with Me with Steve Hernandez --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/smite-me-podcast/support

This week, the boys un-memory hole the 2008 Adam Sandler film "You Don't Mess with the Zohan," where the Sandman plays an IDF super soldier who dreams of giving bad haircuts in America and accidentally fixes the Israel-Palestine conflict via small business ownership. We talk about the film's wild politics, what happens when comedians try and have it both ways, and Rob Schneider, the ultimate racial utility card.  --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/smite-me-podcast/support

Comedian Ian Levy joins the lads to talk about the only Jew in Scotland (his father), the Tin Tin book so racist it's only published in France, and the Torah story of how God nearly kills all the Jews (again) because they got scared of the brolic natives of the Promised Land. Plus, more Jews in the News and the return of God's Horny Little Giants.  --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/smite-me-podcast/support