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Why does Subway’s new advert have a man orgasming? This is an important question. Join us as we attempt to answer this great mystery. We also tackle the popularity of Tidying Up with Marie Kondo, Matthew McConaughey’s Wild Turkey advert, and Jimmy Johnson’s NASCAR crash, also known as ‘the big one.’

1990’s Extreme Culture is the theme - PEPSI MAX, Dorito’s Xtreme Cheese, Mountain Dew, Skateboarding, BMX, Amish people! Gaz and Devon jump back in time to talk about gaming classic California Games, how the Amish community have embraced scooters, Point Break, why Ireland isn’t the best place for skateboarding, and much more.

Listen to Gaz and Devon finally talk about the Greatest Movie Ever Made, otherwise known as ROADHOUSE (1989). We talk about the majesty of Sam Elliot’s head of hair and his centerfold in Teen Beat magazine, Patrick Swayze’s claw hand, and how the NYPD use Roadhouse to actually train their new recruits.

Devon and Gaz are back! In this episode they talk about the bizarre Scandinavian phenomenon of Slow TV, Gaz’s first experience with virtual reality, lab created clean meat (schmeat), whilst Devon also bites his teeth into the new IPad Pro advert (spoiler: he hates it).

Devon and Gaz return to the studio after surviving 2017’s most severe storm! We speak about the fall of gardening TV icon Don Burke, the Louis CK scandal, and Matt Lauer’s desk button. We also manage to somehow discuss the history of dodgy soft drinks, controversial orange drink Sunny Delight, and Devon expresses his major concerns with the latest fashion trends of the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show 2017.

People! In this episode Gaz and Devon talk trick or treating in the Third Reich, the Harvey Weinstein effect, the Kevin Spacey scandal, and what would happen if those barn-raising Amish remade The Fast and the Furious. Of course, no Smegcast would be complete without a discussion on the finer points of suing tax-evading children.

Against all odds, we’ve somehow made it to 10 episodes. Don’t laugh. We’re celebrating! Matt takes Devon and Gaz on a flight they’ll never forget, LIVE in the studio. We also talk about the fascinating history of aviation, before subtly segwaying onto the subject of masturbation. Really sorry about that.

Why watch the new Baywatch movie when you can listen to Devon’s review of the new Baywatch movie? Gaz, Devon, and special guest Mel discuss David Hasselhoff, why Monster’s Ball is a bad date movie, and Devon’s opinion of Zac Efron’s physique.

Devon and Gary travel through the wildernesses of Russia, Tasmania, Kenya and…Louisiana to talk about the many wonders of nature, the enduring mystery of the Tasmanian tiger, and your favorite man-eating lions, the Tsavo man-eaters. There’s also a joke about George Clooney’s pig in there too.

Alien Conspiracies abound in our new double length episode! Matt also gives us the history of Hitler’s bowels. We discuss Donald Trump, Robin Williams, and, of course, Matt provides us with his rather confronting Stupid of the Week.

In this episode, Devon gives a spectacularly positive review to what is maybe (definitely) the worst film of the year, ‘Chips.’ Matt also ‘graces’ us with his latest Stupid of the Week.Music:The Zombie Dandies - Lo-Fi Hero

In this episode, Matt, Gary, Devon and new guest Tom talk about movie sequels we never wanted. And, yes, Indiana Jones 4 is the first topic of discussion. We also talk about Stephen King’s It, the disturbing experience of watching Human Centipede, and why Home and Away produces better Aussie actors than Neighbors. Yep, you read that right.

In our last episode of Season One, Gaz and Devon talk about the glory of the Luge, the unfortunate fact that all German’s in movies are evil, and the correlation between O.J. Simpson and Donald Trump.Music:Main Stem - US Army Blues

In Part 2 of Darth Christmas, Matt tells us the classic age old tale of the Three Russian Hamsters, Devon tells us about his best ever Christmas present (it’s not what you think), and finally, in true Christmas spirit, we talk about strip clubs.Music:We Wish You a Merry Christmas - United States Marine BandJingle Bells Jazz - Pascal Tatipata

**It’s Christmas Time. A time of joy. A time of giving. A time to get drunk and talk crap about how expensive everything is, about how the new Star Wars movie is just a goddamn movie, and how the spirit of Christmas is truly represented by a hamster caught in a door. Thanks to Matt for introducing us to his new segment: Stupid of the Week.Music:We Wish You a Merry Christmas - United States Marine BandJingle Bells Jazz - Pascal Tatipata

**Recorded Live from Matt’s Garage. Our debut in which we speak of shitting in boxes, the pleasures of dutch ovens, and the great glorious nation of Iceland.I would like to thank Matt for the cheap beer and not cleaning his garage whatsoever before we recorded.Music:Halloween Again by The Zombie DandiesJulie, Mary and Me by The Inflatable Dolls https://www.facebook.com/inflatabledolls/