Is Darth Vader film's most evil villain? Maybe it's Gmork from the Neverending Story. We posit on the inaugural episode of Slow Pitch that it is Jon Voight as Coach Kilmer in Varsity Blues. Plus a pig instead of a dog, a high school senior head coach, and those accents. Oh, those accents...You can watch Varsity Blues on your 1999 DVD. It's not streaming anywhere for free. Or support your local library and check it out there.