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The Green Hour with Dan and Jerry

81 Episodes

64 minutes | 4 months ago
Revisiting Nerd Outpost 209 with Mike McShane
Our old friend Mike McShane (IMDb Link) returns to regale us of backstage tales and sordid details of the times before the glitz and the glory (in other words, back when we were all in college together, hanging out in the back rooms at restaurants and sucking nitrous oxide out of whip cream cans). There's also behind the scenes tidbits from movies such as Office Space, Richie Rich, and TV shows such as Seinfeld. And more! Not only is this a special episode, it’s also the last episode of season two. But don’t worry, we’ll be back in 2021 with more moreness. There’s going to be even more moreness in the great amount of more in season three! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/slowdeath/message
72 minutes | 4 months ago
You Are Absinthelutely Correct
If Jack from The Shining were drinking absinthe at that bar, he would have written a wonderful novel instead of turning psycho murderer. Just sayin'. That is one of many important discussions we have here at this terribly important and so very serious show. No where else will you find the hard facts on what it would be like to recast the movie Dirty Harry with Munchkins from the Wizard of Oz. Oh, and just to let you know, season two is winding down. I know, I know, you're either terribly sad or greatly relived, but either way ... there's still a few episodes left. Carry on! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/slowdeath/message
55 minutes | 4 months ago
Dan and Jerry's Excellent Adventure
Sadly, Keanu Reeves couldn't join us on this episode as he's busy in Germany filming the new Matrix movie, but we do talk a bit about Bill and Ted, as well as some timely absinthe news, and ... oddly ... UFO sightings in New Jersey which according to the news turned out to be the Goodyear Blimp (but, seriously, if you look at the videos that dozens of people took, it does NOT look like the Goodyear Blimp). Remember folks ... be excellent to each other. Mentioned in this podcast: acceptablyreal.com writerstavern.show --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/slowdeath/message
60 minutes | 5 months ago
Drinking Absinthia Absinthe with Absinthia!
Dan and Jerry -- after over 9 years of procrastinating -- finally have the one and only Absinthia as our guest! She tells the boys about the trials and tribulations of being a woman bringing a genuine organic absinthe to market. Dan does most of the interview while Jerry gets more and more "happy" drinking not one ... not two ... but three glasses of her wonderful elixir. Tune into this one for some serious insider information and also a very surprising revelation of the very best absinthe that Absinthia has ever tasted -- from a place that absolutely shocks Dan. Thanks go out once again to Absinthia for joining in on this episode, and make sure to check out her absinthe and merch on Absinthia.com  --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/slowdeath/message
56 minutes | 5 months ago
Burning Plane Crash full of Spiders
This one has hookah pipes, book discussions ranging from The Hardy Boys through Truman Capote's In Cold Blood, Dan's connection to the late, great Philip K. Dick, and some glowing notes about an absinthe called "Meadow of Love." Plus, of course, all the usual nonsense. You must listen or you'll miss out on all the nonsense! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/slowdeath/message
61 minutes | 5 months ago
Dan Bought a Chinese Atomic Bomb Lamp
The title says Atomic "Bomb" Lamp, not Atomic "Bong" Lamp. Meanwhile, Jerry suffers from some credit card fraud but was saved, apparently, by Netflix, Dan gives his recommendation on what he puts on his "music to sip absinthe by" playlist, and Jerry tells Dan about a girl named Ramona who works at a snake farm. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/slowdeath/message
68 minutes | 6 months ago
It's a Rootin' Tootin' Ride Through Absinthe Mountain!
Learning history via cartoons New York absinthe bars Remembering Occupy Wall Street Shakespearian Insults and the Insultamatic Camera System Why are end of the world stories always so popular? Jerry has a mind boggling physics question for all you brainiacs out there! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/slowdeath/message
70 minutes | 6 months ago
Beep Beep Make Room for My Little Jeep
Trust us, if you don't know what the title is referring to, then you don't want to know. Other than that, this episode basically talks about box monkeys who are obsessed with those with bigger boxes, and the boys talking about Occupy Wall Street (remember that?) and the fact that if you really want to have a protest have some real effect, then you need to protest with your wallet. Lots of good absinthe conversation going on in this one, and remember this pro tip: the more you drink, the funnier we are.  Santé! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/slowdeath/message
67 minutes | 6 months ago
Getting Arrested while Holding Twinkies
Dan and Jerry talk about stuff. And things. And jail.  --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/slowdeath/message
76 minutes | 6 months ago
We're Just a Bunch of Box Monkeys
Back in 2011, Jerry found out that, contrary to his expectations, it kind of sucked to live in a high-rise corner penthouse. Also, this is a COVID-19-free episode, though we do talk a lot about the zombie apocalypse ... so it's about the same thing. Just with more zombies. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/slowdeath/message
91 minutes | 7 months ago
Be Excellent To Each Other
To wear a mask, or not wear a mask ... that is a question. To go on an outing or stay home. To decide if you are an introvert, or an extrovert ... is it one or the other, or is there a spectrum? Also: spider-eating vacuums, pinball games and slot machines, vintage typewriters, and giant camera lenses -- this episode has it all. Peace and love, fellow humans. Stay well. And don't set absinthe on fire. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/slowdeath/message
53 minutes | 7 months ago
Think Different
Sick of hearing about the 2020 pandemic? This is a pandemic-free episode! How?! Because it was originally recorded in 2011, and in it Jerry talks about the email he once received from Steve Jobs, Dan questions how Saint Peter ended up being Heaven's security guard, and Jerry discusses the one addiction he just can't seem to kick. Also, Dan has an actual prescription for whiskey, and a pen he cannot take on an airline. Santé! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/slowdeath/message
77 minutes | 7 months ago
And the Pod Gods Frowned
The pod gods smited us during this episode, forcing us to regroup and pick up the pieces. Among the cursed subjects are Romper Room memories, the horrors of finishing a bottle of Le Tourment Vert, and experimenting with the ROOT OF ALL EVIL (it's not money). Jerry also gives his recommendation of a specific camera, if you were only to have one camera -- this is the one. Until, of course, the newest model comes out. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/slowdeath/message
63 minutes | 7 months ago
Love And Chatbots
Even back in 2011 Dan and Jerry were talking about the ominous aspect of not knowing if you're talking to a real person, or a bot, on the Internet. In this episode, Jerry is drinking Esprit Edouard, and Dan gives a review of Père Francois. What are you drinking? Santé! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/slowdeath/message
74 minutes | 8 months ago
Death From the Ankles Down
Topics covered in this silly train wreck: How not to break your absinthe fountain  Why you should rent movies instead of buy them Dan and Jerry pitch a seriously low budget movie to either Neflix or Syfy Other assorted Green Hour shenanigans  Grab your favorite beverage of your choice and join us! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/slowdeath/message
62 minutes | 8 months ago
Day Drinking on a Sunday Morning
It's 10 AM for Dan and 12 Noon for Jerry, but hey, it's a Sunday, and so who cares? Get your drink ready and join us for The Green Hour, where Jerry is enjoying his La Clandestine (now that he's figure out to not dilute it so much) and Dan gives advice to those trying new spirit for the first time. The boys also talk about bottles of alcohol that are designed specifically to be repurposed as a bong; why Jerry prefers independent music; and Dan recommends some older awesome movies for Jerry (and the rest of us) to put on our Netflix watch lists. They also talk about the tools of their respective creative trades, and ask you to chime in. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/slowdeath/message
78 minutes | 8 months ago
Art is Anything You Can Get Away With
Important lessons to learn: How not to be roofied (Jerry's girlfriend had a very close call); buying glasses on the Internet is a total crapshoot; don't try to treat an eye infection with flaming absinthe; and how to make a absinthe Mojito. Special guest appearances on this September 2011 retro episode include Marilyn Monroe, Groucho Marks, and Chuck Testa.  --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/slowdeath/message
82 minutes | 8 months ago
Alcoholic Beverage Slap-downs and Antisocial Networks
In this retro episode the boys discuss the movies Sucker Punch, Tank Girl, and 300; about charging back businesses which waste your time; about getting Australian Spiders via the mail; about Dan going to the Absinthe show in Las Vegas; and about watching old ladies as they stare at go-go dancers. Also included is a special appearance by author and poet Sandra Beasley. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/slowdeath/message
70 minutes | 9 months ago
Squandering In Ignorance
So the United States Government finally makes an official admission that, in effect, UFO's are real, and in this day and age we pretty much yawn and say, "Whatever." Has it really come to this? Yes, dear friends, it has. But there is one positive note: some very smart people are doing serious research to see if the ingredients of absinthe may help fight the current pandemic, and so we say, "Let's drink to that!" And we did. Jerry, in fact, drank maybe a bit too much. Also he reveals the results of his test, which was last episode's cliff hanger. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/slowdeath/message
62 minutes | 9 months ago
Should the Absinthe Festival Be Online?
If Burning Man is going to be online this year instead of out on the Playa, why can't the various absinthe festivals be online? And if they're not, should we create our own? Let's discuss. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/slowdeath/message
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