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90 minutes | 6 days ago
Episode 156: All Night at the Izakaya
Gemini, Foxtrot, Burrito, and Arthur pack their bug out bags and meet up at Daddy Juice Energy in the Beaded Curtain to record another intergalactic episode of Slam City. Gemini made pon de rings on his Twitch stream and reflects on the experience. Burrito Bandito took his damaged linen back posters out of their package and updated the gang on his ideas with them. More discussion about bug out bags brought up in the previous episode. Slam City Night Out Bug Out Bag. Foxtrot got all of his power tool returns and exchanges sorted out. If you could have only one superpower, which superpower would it be? Burrito would be Eduardo Tiempo, the Ticking Time Bandito with his sidekick, Krystal Quartz, the Hourglass. Foxtrot is Spider Drift King aka Kumo Chop Suey, a superhero with powers like Spider-man. Arthur would have the power to teleport. Gemini would be brown Gumby. Job titles for Slam Citizens. Sharing anime that left an impression: Dorohedoro, Darling in the FranXX, Your Name, Himouto! Umaru-chan, et al. This Is The Newz. Botched Restoration of Spanish Sculpture Draws Scrutiny. World’s largest White Castle breaking ground in Orlando ahead of opening next year. With the Mexican Pizza officially gone, Taco Bell brings back a favorite: the Toasted Cheddar Chalupa. You have to see the 'nicest Taco Bell in the world' for yourself. KFC 'Delays' Chicken Bucket Console to Match Cyberpunk 2077. New twist on recipes ahead of the holidays, with cookbooks from Cheetos and Mountain Dew. Fight club in New York City with over 200 people broken up by authorities. Amazon employees arrested for stealing $592,000 worth of iPhones. Costco offers private jet membership. Nude man was arrested after driving into a grocery store. ‘2020 Scent’ candle emits aromas reminiscent of pandemic lockdown and Tiger King. Pope Francis’ Instagram account appears to ‘like’ bikini model’s photo. 'Wheel Of Fortune' Contestant Stunningly Fails At 'Declaring Victory'. A Fukuoka woman drives through the front of a convenience store because she really needed to pee. Wild video shows a man blasting a flamethrower from atop an MTA bus in Brooklyn. New homeowners found coins worth $25,000 in a drawer -- and then gave them back. Gemz during Newz: Condom water balloon fight. Muppet Gonzo’s Covid mask. 2020 scented candles by Slam City: hint of mint, unscented, aloe hand sanitizer, sandalwood. Re-enactment: Flamethrower. What I Had For Lunch: Gemini had Nachos Bell Grande. Foxtrot had chicken and rice. Burrito had pizza. Arthur had Shin Ramen. Slam City Public Access Channel 69. WTF We Learned This Week. Arthur learned that a valve cover is not threaded. You don’t suck half a D. The etymology of “the 11th Hour”. How to pronounce “Julius Caesar”. Deepfake Sponsors: Jankem Podz, Julio Tejas, Booba Gettz The Crazy One, Blo-N-Go Hair Dryers.
74 minutes | 12 days ago
Episode 155: Dropping a Red Sock in Bleach Water is One Way to Make a Pink Tube Sock
Gemini, Foxtrot, Burrito, and Arthur record another triple uranium episode at Daddy Juice Energy Studio in the Beaded Curtain District for conversations about life, lunch, and odd news. Double X Quantimino. Gemini Jackson made pancakes on his live stream. Foxtrot updates the gang on his power tool hustle. Burrito’s poster finally arrived but with bad news. 2021 Prediction. Civil War II - You have 30 minutes to take what you need with you, what will you take? This Is The Newz Man Banned From Yellowstone National Park After Rangers Catch Him Cooking Chickens in the Hot Springs. Taiwan teen woke from a 62-day coma by words 'chicken fillet'. The Company That Owns Arby’s And Buffalo Wild Wings Just Bought Dunkin’ Brands For $11.3 Billion. Tesla just rolled out its own tequila. It's already sold out. Beach ball-sized jellyfish capable of damaging boats spotted in South Carolina. Rare, 4-foot-wide jellyfish spotted on Florida beach. A California man donated 25,000 baseball cards to a 9-year-old girl who lost her collection in a wildfire. Japanese mandarin oranges purchased at $9.6G for a single crate. The US government seized $1 billion in bitcoin from dark web marketplace Silk Road. Paris bans delivery and takeaway food and alcohol at night. Legal weed won big in the election. Texas boy wins first place in national mullet championship. McDonald's to test McPlant, which includes its own meat-free burger. Man asks for no salad in McDonald's burger but when it arrives, he's 'devastated'. Capcom hit by ransomware attack, is reportedly being extorted for $11 million. Scientists 3D print a microscopic Star Trek spaceship that moves on its own. Alex Trebek, Revered Host of ‘Jeopardy!’ for 36 Years, Dies at 80. Krispy Kreme debuts new glazed doughnut flavor for fall (and isn't pumpkin spice). Fashion brand Supreme has been bought for $2.1 billion by VF, which owns Vans, Timberland, and North Face. Florida woman busted for "self care" outside 7-Eleven caught "committing" same offense outside Popeyes. The Disc Drive PlayStation 5 Is Worth the Extra Money. Couple complained that the Animal Planet show cast them as pot growers. Indian man builds 9-foot-long marker pen for Guinness record. Woman posing as an FBI agent sought free fast food. Japanese town deploys 'Monster Wolf' robots to deter wild bears. Robbers drill into a vault, steal 6.5 million euros. First customer to get a PS5 was the first to get a PS4, too. Microsoft: ‘Please do not blow vape smoke into your Xbox Series X’. What I Had For Lunch WTF We Learned This Week Manatees control their buoyancy by cycles of farts. Gemini re-listened to some music to test out his new headphones. Which well-produced albums would you listen to test speakers? Foxtrot hasn’t watched any more of The Boys, because he watched Boyz n the Hood. Reflecting back to Chappelle’s Show. Deepfake Sponsors: Jankem Podz, Julio Tejas, Booba Gettz The Crazy One, Blo-N-Go Hair Dryers.
74 minutes | 20 days ago
Episode 154: Unicorn Jerky
Gemini, Foxtrot, Burrito, and Arthur travel through the Quantimino to the Beaded Curtain District to record another intergalactic episode of Slam City. Bring a change of clothes. Burrito fell under the weather last week, got tested for Covid, and fortunately tested negative. Foxtrot provides updates on his tool collection hustle. Amazon Prime’s The Boys watch party update. Fun Facts about Godzilla. You can only pick your three favorite three breakfast cereals from a list of nine. What I Had For Lunch: Gemini had Eggo blueberry waffles. Burrito had a salmon burger with gorgonzola cheese. Foxtrot had chicken and dumplings with habanero hot sauce. Arthur had leftover Red Baron pizza. This Is The Newz. Man arrested in Japan for selling overseas bootleg anime DVDs. More than $1M worth of stolen Home Depot goods recovered. McDonald's McRib is returning to menus across America for the first time in 8 years. Leopard mauls Florida man who paid for 'full-contact experience' with a big cat. These Influencers Are Computer Generated. But They're Making Real Money. Colorado man wins lottery, misses deadline to turn in ticket by 3 days. A couple got married at the Dunkin' drive-thru where they met. Sean Connery: James Bond actor dies aged 90. A Florida fisherman caught a gator he'd been watching for three years. It weighed more than 1,000 pounds. Oreo built a doomsday vault to protect cookies from an asteroid. College Students At University in Bali Permitted To Pay Their Tuition With Coconuts. Burger King urges customers to go to McDonalds in order to help the restaurant industry. In Brazil, a parrot puppeteer’s death stirs the nation. Russia’s ‘Sausage King’ Murdered With Crossbow. You can now finally get chicken thighs from this buffalo wing chain. Oregon became the first state to decriminalize hard drugs like heroin and cocaine. McDonald's Japan now has a double cheeseburger with rice buns, and people are raving about it. Mysterious 'snake' spotted in Virginia turns out to be an invasive worm. 'Baby Shark Dance' becomes YouTube's most viewed video. Bank Teller Laughs at Robber Trying to Rob a Bank with a Meat Cleaver. Mountain Dew introduces its own hot sauce. Pizza Hut Taiwan's New Halloween Pizza Looks Like a Charred Black Pizza Topped with Lumps of Coal. ‘Genshin Impact’ Is Making A Truly Astonishing Amount Of Money. KFC debuts clean-shaven Colonel Sanders for month of 'Movember'. Couple find Prohibition-era whiskey hidden in the wall of their home. Gemz during Newz: If we had our own advertised custom fast food combo meals. Re-enactment of a bank robbery with a meat cleaver. WTF We Learned This Week: ALDI Deepfake Sponsors: Jankem Podz, Julio Tejas, Booba Gettz The Crazy One, Blo-N-Go Hair Dryers.
85 minutes | a month ago
Episode 153: Cosmic Paintbrush
Gemini, Foxtrot, Burrito, and Arthur record from Daddy Juice Energy Studio for another solid episode of Slam City. Burrito’s package was lost in the mail and still lost. Burrito gets another package and unboxes a slide hammer. Foxtrot expands his tool collection and explains his hustle. The Boys watch party update. Netflix documentaries. Moderation. The Good vs Evil Draft. What I Had For Lunch - Foxtrot made Shin ramen. Gemini made chicken Marsala. Burrito had lasagna soup and Domino’s. Arthur had Marco’s double pepperoni specialty pizza for half-price. Fideo Paella’s Italian cousin, Pollo Marsala. This Is The Newz. Meet the Diabolical Ironclad Beetle. It’s Almost Uncrushable. President Trump’s Twitter was accessed by a security expert who guessed the password ‘maga2020!’. Crisis fermenting as cabbage shortage hits South Korea's kimchi culture. 7-Eleven Japan’s “Paper Tiger” sandwich sparks online controversy over deceptive packaging. We try Burger King Japan’s "Fake Burger", a chip butty on steroids. Parents name their daughter after internet provider for free WiFi. Bot orders $18,752 of McSundaes every 30 min. to find if machines are working. Japan puts off the decision to release treated Fukushima water into the sea. Microsoft Sent Snoop Dogg an Xbox Series X Fridge for His Birthday. Couple at a NYC eatery served $2,000 Bordeaux in error after ordering cheap wine. Australia Bans Import of Hentai And Other Adult Anime Products from Japan! A Deepfake Porn Bot Is Being Used to Abuse Thousands of Women. Berlin breaks up a 600-strong party over Covid. KFC sells its fried chicken-scented fire logs at Walmart. 5 rappers accused of smoking marijuana last year. Passenger falls and dies after hanging out of van and killing bicyclist. Walmart store evacuated when skunk wanders inside. NASA mission finds water on the sunlit surface of the moon. Guitar Center may file for bankruptcy after missing $45 million payment. Self-cloning mutant crayfish are invading a Belgian cemetery. Pole-dancing skeletons must be removed, HOA tells homeowner. Four Loko wants to get you drunk fast with new ‘Pregame’ shots. ‘Tiny Toons Looniversity’: Steven Spielberg Executive-Produced Reboot Gets Two-Season Series Order For HBO Max and Cartoon Network. Costco is the latest retailer to drop Chaokoh coconut milk over allegations of forced monkey labor. El Paso strip clubs remain open after Mayor Margo breaks tie vote. Shoppers horrified to find a ‘cute’ stag ornament from B&M is VERY well-endowed. A Tampa woman made 42,000 fraudulent Amazon returns in the past 5 years. Seattle arcade unveils 'touchless' pinball machines. Twitch suspends DragonForce guitarist for playing his own music. Sally the Salad Robot is replacing the traditional salad bar at Piggly Wiggly. Gemz during Newz: Gemini watched The Departed in VR. Jaymark Is Dead. Double X Quantimino At Home Edition. Foxtrot falls in the Quantimino. How can there be water on the Moon if there is no Moon? The Devil’s Draft. WTF We Learned This Week. Borat Subsequent Moviefilm. Conspiracy theory about adrenal glands is Monsters, Inc. Deepfake Sponsors: Jankem Podz, Julio Tejas, Booba Gettz The Crazy One, Blo-N-Go Hair Dryers.
70 minutes | a month ago
Episode 152: Little Kurt
Gemini, Foxtrot, Burrito, and Arthur travel through the Quantimino™ to Daddy Juice Energy Studio in the Beaded Curtain District for another fantastic episode of Slam City. Gemini asks Burrito and Foxtrot who would play them in a Hollywood movie. Burrito would be played by Andrew Garfield or Michael Cera. Foxtrot would be played by Bruce Lee, Jet Li, or Chun Li. Near the end of this episode, the suggestion of Foxtrot being played by Bobby Lee is brought up. Gemini would be played by The Rock. Gemini, Foxtrot, and Arthur try Dunkin’s Spicy Ghost Pepper donut. There was some heat, but they were not impressed. Burrito’s package has not arrived, so he’s filing an insurance claim. First episode of Exhibit A on Netflix. Thank You, Soldier. The Boys from Amazon Prime. The two Guinness World Records broken for longest legs last episode was for longest legs for a female and longest legs for a teenager, not left and right legs. How we enjoy Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups. Gas station food. Smartphone dependency, MapQuest maps. What I Had For Lunch - Foxtrot had a top shelf frozen pizza. Burrito had a torta from a Tex-Mex restaurant. Arthur had BOGO chicken wings with seasoned fries. Gemini had tacos with jalapeño sausage, avocado, and corn. This Is The Newz Cells at San Diego Zoo lead to cloning of an endangered horse. Pumpkin weighing 2,350 pounds wins California contest. LA Rapper Who Boasted About Getting Rich From Unemployment Fraud on Youtube Gets Arrested -- for Unemployment Fraud. A plane passenger was caught smuggling gold nuggets in rectum to avoid taxes. Coca-Cola will discontinue the iconic diet soda. The chilling story of ‘Frozen Charlotte’ and the corpse-like dolls that bear her name. Rapper Nelly touched by beer-can shout-out from Budweiser: 'Something to live up to'. The Flaming Lips performed a concert with the band and fans encased in plastic bubbles. ‘Home Improvement’ star arrested, accused of choking girlfriend. Japan-Themed Street Opens In China For Travel-Starved Tourists. Japan To Release Radioactive Fukushima Water Into the Ocean. Japanese KitKats are shrinking, Nestlé says the previous size may have been "too large" for customers. New Yorker Suspends Jeffrey Toobin for Zoom Dick Incident. Burger King is releasing a Fake Burger in Japan. Van Damme saves the life of a chihuahua after a row over a fake passport. Sushi pizza: surprisingly Canadian, surprisingly great. ‘Fast and Furious’ Franchise to End With 11th Film, Justin Lin Directing. McDonald’s Franchisees Are Working On Ways To Fix The Chain’s Broken Ice Cream Machines. ‘Glitter bomb’ sent to employee of 911 center in Pennsylvania. Bees everywhere on I-81 after a crash in Luzerne County. OxyContin maker to plead guilty to federal criminal charges, pay $8 billion, and will close the company. Quibi Is Shutting Down Barely Six Months After Going Live. Jealous woman knifed a man in front of witnesses weeks after she bit his testicles. Cocaine worth $500m found hidden in charcoal shipment. Nine members of the same family die after eating homemade noodles kept in the freezer. Reese’s Robotic Halloween Door Safely Dispenses Free Peanut Butter Cups. Woman trespasser arrested after telling cops her name was 'My B*tt Just F**ted'. An Iowa woman has a deceased pet cat cloned. AMC Theaters offer private screenings starting at $99. Sale of Notorious B.I.G.'s plastic crown sets Guinness record. & MORE! The complete list of news stories covered is at SlamCityRadio.com . WTF We Learned This Week Only Fan Mail Deepfake Sponsors: Jankem Podz, Julio Tejas, Booba Gettz The Crazy One, Blo-N-Go Hair Dryers.
62 minutes | a month ago
Episode 151: Unnatural Beams of Light
Gemini, Foxtrot, Burrito, and Arthur meet up at Daddy Juice Energy Studio in the Beaded Curtain for more discussions on life, lunch, and odd news. The hosts with the most open up with a discussion about Amazon’s Prime Day. Unrelated to Prime Day, Burrito had a package lost in the mail and reveals that he has not one but two USPS apps installed on his phone. Arthur’s fridge was finally fixed and is making ice again. His new oven was delivered and installed. What I Had For Lunch: Arthur had pizza from Marco’s. Foxtrot made avocado toast at home. Burrito had a mesquite smoked ham and turkey sandwich with pepper jack cheese. Gemini had a lamb gyro at a Greek cafe. Why is “It’s Not What You Said, It’s How You Said It” funny to us? Random Holes Donuts. Explore. This Is The Newz A Texas teenager breaks two world records for longest legs. France to distribute free medical cannabis, launch experiment in 2021. Male chastity gadget hack could lock users in. A Missouri man rescued 3 of Taco Bell’s discontinued potato soft tacos, listed them for $200 on Facebook. There's a petition to save Taco Bell's Mexican Pizza with almost 70K signatures. How global demand for hair products is linked to forced labor in China. With ‘Dreams’ and juice, Idaho man finds online fame. Buffalo Bill’s house from ‘Silence of the Lambs’ up for sale just in time for Halloween. Apple pays $288,000 to white-hat hackers who had run the company's network. A teen computer whiz is poised to become 'the patron saint of the internet' after Pope Francis declared he had enacted a miracle from heaven. Woman ambushes fiancé at work in a wedding dress demanding he marry her right now. Woman calls off the wedding to a ghost after he turns to partying and drugs. Asus is Making Gundam-Styled PC Parts for the Japanese Market. Dexter Revival Coming to Showtime as Limited Series. Man charged with assault after farting in Uber. Finland wants to jail men who send unsolicited 'd**k pics'. Cougar stalks, pounces at man in a Utah canyon. An 18-wheeler rolls over on I-35 in New Braunfels, spills mason jars across the highway. Attorney for dominatrices says group sex with priest was legal. Elon Musk tweets the Model S will be priced at $69,420. Police find cash hidden between Bolsonaro ally's buttocks. McDonald's denies claims that Travis Scott partnership was a distraction from discrimination lawsuits. Retired rapper Logic spends almost a quarter million dollars on a set of Pokemon cards. Gal Gadot cast as Cleopatra, draws criticism as a 'very bland looking' Israeli playing the queen of Egypt. Man arrested for allegedly stuffing razor blades into pizza dough at Maine supermarket. You Can Finally Buy a Pink Pineapple. Top Ramen looking for 'Chief Noodle Officer,' pay is 10k and 50-year Ramen supply. KFC Selling Potato Chip-Crusted Chicken Tenders Called "Lay's Chicky Chips" in Thailand. Dunkin' Donuts rolls out 'spicy ghost pepper' donuts. WTF We Learned This Week: Cisneros v. Corpus Christi ISD Deepfake Sponsors: Jankem Podz, Booba Gettz The Crazy One, Sogi Crispee Flakes, Blo-N-Go Hair Dryers.
75 minutes | 2 months ago
Episode 150: Clearly A Crime of Passion
Gemini, Foxtrot, Arthur, and Burrito take another trip through the Quantimino™ to deliver thought-provoking discussions about life, lunch, news, and learning new things. The episode opens with a pre-show. Gemini and Arthur try a Japanese creme brulee-flavored bottled milk tea. Arthur had an appliance nightmare week. His oven was malfunctioning, so he purchased a new oven. The first oven delivered showed up four hours late of the scheduled window and arrived damaged. Arthur also had an issue with his fridge not cooling down properly which took the repair company two trips to fix. He could not finish all of the ice cream before it melted. Gemini and Arthur then try a Japanese snack, an individually-wrapped cheese puff. It was not good. Drink milk. It’ll make your diqq bone bigger. The forearm ruler. Dr J Roper, forensic ejaculate spatter expert. His archnemesis is The Puddler. Arthur had mostly thawed out frozen pizza crisped up by a pizza stone in the oven. Gemini had barbecue ribs and brisket. Foxtrot had chicken wings. Burrito had a sandwich. This Is The Newz College student gets stuck in a clothes dryer after having a few drinks. Giant black bear spotted riding atop Pennsylvania trash truck. Japanese man's ex-girlfriend sneaks into his home, cooks up something crazy. McDonald's teams with singer J Balvin for its newest celebrity meal. All participants of an “orgy party” in Japan were arrested. Adult Cream Pie coming to McDonald's Japan. Domino's investigated after a pizza delivery driver was caught rubbing an ice cream container on crotch. Eminem fan in Scotland sets Guinness record for most tattooed portraits of the same musician. Former public library employee accused of stealing and selling over $1.3M in printer toner. Woman’s headache was caused by tapeworm larvae in her brain. Ex-jail employees charged for playing 'Baby Shark' on repeat. Eddie Van Halen, rock guitar god, dead of throat cancer at 65. Netflix's "Selena: The Series" Finally Has A Release Date And A Beautiful New Trailer. First-ever foot-operated vending machine appears in Japan during a pandemic. Bull elk charges, slices man’s kidney in half on Colorado golf course. American oleh suspect in dog abuse case 'wanted to hurt ex'. Johnny Nash, 'I Can See Clearly Now' singer, dead at 80. The latest cannabis beverage has a familiar name: Pabst Blue Ribbon. 'Super High' with Andy Samberg, Craig Robinson and Common Will Turn Potheads into Superheroes. Slack partnered with shoemaker Cole Haan on limited-edition sneakers. Boy who has eaten nothing but sausages his whole life has been cured. An Arkansas man was sentenced to more than 100 years in prison for a fatal shooting over unwanted mayonnaise on his hamburger order. Eskimo Pie is getting rid of its derogatory name. Hey! You Can Drink Sweet Potatoes, says Japanese beverage maker with new drink. WTF We Learned This Week. Appliance problems come in twos. Long Pig Anonymous. Eczema Boy is our mascot. Fideo Paella. Deepfake Sponsors: Sogi Crispee Flakes, Jankem Podz, Booba Gettz The Crazy One, Blo-N-Go Hair Dryers. After party: More discussion about broken fridges. Clearly, this is a crime of passion.
73 minutes | 2 months ago
Episode 149: Kataza
Gemini, Foxtrot, Burrito, and Arthur drop some audio to deliver the Slam Citizens another dynamite episode of Slam City. Gemini discusses “overcornification”. Have you ever heard of Howl-O-Scream? Burrito’s Dictionary Discovery: Meef MEEF™ is a cultured meat solution that uses your own stem cells as starter cultures so that you’re guaranteed to get the specific nutrients your body NEEDS. A lexitor is a person that sells words. Burrito got a new Hedorah shirt. Top 10 Spicy Chicken McNuggets McD’s sauces All-Purpose Fan Mail on paper in cursive Balmuda Triangle What I Had For Lunch: Arthur had Taco Bell, Gemini had a Jimmy Dean’s breakfast bowl, Burrito had Krispy Kreme doughnuts, and Foxtrot had omurice. This is the Newz Chuck E. Cheese is plotting an animated TV show and a live-action movie starring its mouse mascot. Tiny Rubik’s Cube goes on sale in Japan for the anniversary. Bank manager finds 9.07-carat diamond in Arkansas state park. Troublesome South African baboon evicted for raiding homes. Woman told the officer ‘I have to poop so bad’ before high-speed chase. Kraft introduces Pumpkin Spice Macaroni & Cheese. Nissan Murano's Urban Adventure on Unfinished Bridge Is a Clueless Driver Classic. Driver given parking ticket after leaving rude note demanding not to be fined. This pro wrestler pooped himself mid-match, then turned it into the promo of the year. Man who erected a giant wooden penis on his lawn fights to keep it up. Secret ‘Man Cave' Discovered Below Grand Central Platform; 3 Subway Workers Busted. Parrots removed from UK safari park after teaching each other to swear. Rapper Lil Yachty was arrested for driving 150 mph in a Ferrari. Whataburger is jumping on the spicy chicken sandwich trend. NASA Launching $23 Million Toilet to International Space Station. Man Dumped Two Sacks of Eels Into Prospect Park Lake. AI deepfake videos to make up '90% of online content' in just five years. Bisexual pastor-turned-stripper ‘blesses’ the world with her ‘sacred’ sexuality through OnlyFans. Vermont zucchini in the running for world record. A Utah man stole a truck for an alien encounter, but felt bad and returned it. Taro Kono, Japan's administrative reform minister, declares war on faxes. Face of Elvis appears in giant wave as 65mph winds hammer the east coast. Man steals a puppy from a couple at knifepoint. Two drunk women, one naked, charged for fighting on front lawn: University Hts. Rude graffiti is painted around town's potholes. 250K+ saws sold at Lowe's recalled, might not turn off. Model with unibrow claims she's harassed daily, denied work because of her look. £100m of seized cocaine 'barely covered by bananas' was 'heading to Scotland'. You can go back to the office—you just need a virtual-reality headset. Why helium-free "vacuum balloons" could save physics research. McDonald’s All-Day Breakfast Might Not Ever Come Back To Menus. Florida man claims he was injured by Chicken McNugget, sues McDonald’s. Top 10 Most Popular Fast Food Chains in America. Zombie Skittles suspiciously good at mimicking the taste of rotting flesh. The Burrito Pop Will Ensure You’re Only a Mess on the Inside. Pumpkin spice mac and cheese is coming but there's a wait list. Man travels 100 kilometers in the middle of the night in Japan to punch another dude in the throat. Pantone launches a bold new color to combat menstruation taboos. & MORE! The complete list of news stories covered is at SlamCityRadio.com . WTF We Learned This Week Deepfake Sponsors: Sogi Crispee Flakes, Jankem Podz, Booba Gettz The Crazy One, Blo-N-Go Hair Dryers
94 minutes | 2 months ago
Episode 148: Patent-Pending Nanometer Technology | Personal Umami | There Is No Life Before Balmuda | It’s Not What You Said, It’s How You Said It | DJ Septapus and the Rabble-Rousers
Gemini, Foxtrot, Burrito, and Arthur meet up at Daddy Juice Energy Studio to spend quality time behind the mics with their part-time friends and share ideas and commentary about life, lunch, news, and the ongoing quest for knowledge. After the introduction, Gemini and Foxtrot were given a fat check from a returning deepfake sponsor: Sogi Crispee Flakes. A new script was provided, and the dapper duo do what they do best, botch the read. Arthur works with Gemini and Foxtrot to improve the read, but then it goes to Burrito and Gemini doing the read. Burrito is back in the office where the cleaning crew started steam cleaning the carpet near the end of the day making Burrito cough non-stop. In Slam City, Gemini Jackson’s convenience stores are called Gemini-Marts. He hit the lottery and reinvested into the community as a slumlord. Gemini-Mart competes with Burrito’s Bodega. What I Had For Lunch brought to you by Jankem Podz. The returning sponsor gets a new ad read, and the hosts discuss the new flavor of pod. The Fortune Teller makes a brief appearance to answer Foxtrot’s question. Gemini Jackson’s Umami Cookbook has 69 recipes for cooking long pig. Burrito made fideo at home. Foxtrot made a microwavable steak burrito bowl. Gemini made breakfast for lunch: eggs, bacon, and Balmuda toast. The conversation goes into a discussion about Balmuda toast, the Four Horsemen, and the Quantimino™. This is the Newz Man shot his male doctor after he ejaculated during a prostate exam (fake but funny). Backpackers find body at GSMNP campsite; Bear found scavenging on remains euthanized. Newhall School District Cancels Classes Tuesday After Ransomware Attack. 100-million-year-old giant sperm found preserved in amber is the oldest ever. Chuck E. Cheese wants to destroy 7 billion prize tickets. Nintendo discontinued the 3DS console line after almost a decade. iPhone's new 'orange dot' feature warns you when an app is listening. An Alaska dentist who extracted a patient's tooth on a hoverboard sentenced to 12 years in jail. Detroit Driver Arrested After Successfully Jumping Over Drawbridge. A Sold Out Flight That Goes Nowhere. A Florida woman was attacked by a 10-foot, 4-inch alligator while trimming trees. Woman falls out of a car window onto the highway while filming a Snapchat video. The CIA sent a team of 4 operators on a spy mission targeting China. None came back. Tesla on Autopilot hits over 90 mph before police flag down a sleepy driver. Woman sues Tokyo company after having to work 48 days in a row with limited bathroom breaks. Sizzler files for bankruptcy as the pandemic demolishes sales at casual-dining restaurants. Man Convicted For Smearing Semen On Co-Worker's Belongings. Vivica A. Fox Tests Negative for COVID-19 After Pulling Out of Emmys Due to False Positive. Cult leader who claims to be the reincarnation of Jesus arrested in Russia. MTA board to formally ban pooping in subways and buses. Aichi man gets 10 months in prison for saying "I got corona" in an electronics store. Over 130,000 Japanese netizens rank the Top 20 anime opening themes of all time. Let's Talk About Your Windshield Wiper Attitude. A Vietnamese factory was busted recycling hundreds of thousands of used condoms. & MORE! The complete list of news stories covered is at SlamCityRadio.com . WTF We Learned This Week: Seedless watermelons are genetically modified by crossing a watermelon variety that has its chromosomes in groups of four with a variety that keeps them in pairs. The offspring can't handle three chromosomes, so it doesn't produce seeds. There's a species of octopus with seven arms. What’s a Rabbel-Rouser. Deepfake Sponsors: Sogi Crispee Flakes, Jankem Podz, Booba Gettz The Crazy One, Blo-N-Go Hair Dryers
61 minutes | 2 months ago
Episode 147: Safe Wordz
Gemini, Foxtrot, Arthur, and Burrito meet up at Daddy Juice Energy Studio to lay down more audio to feed the listeners and Slam Citizens. Foxtrot and Burrito are connected via Jitsi; Gemini and Arthur are in the studio. Gemini watched a true crime documentary about a wine connoisseur scam artist titled Sour Grapes. Burrito got a new Godzilla figure. Arthur and Burrito both watched the new Mulan film to Gemini and Foxtrot’s disappointment, but the conversation moves to actress Ming-Na Wen, who played Chun-Li in the Van Damme Street Fighter movie. What I Had For Lunch. Foxtrot made it at home: cheese pretzels and a hamburger. He also had cake for breakfast. Burrito shares what he had for lunch earlier in the week but mentioned he had a torta and gives a quick review of the delicious Tex-Mex sandwich. The conversation evolves to talking about the Tex-Mex restaurant then back to what Burrito had for lunch: pork inasal. Arthur had a Cabana Bowl and a drive-thru margarita. Gemini made lo mein. This is the newz. Man jailed after crashing into marked police cars with $145 million of meth in his van. Woman who deliberately cut off her own hand in insurance scam jailed for two years. Akira-Like Electric Superbike Concept Provides Glimpse Into the Future. Signs of alien life detected on Venus. Taco Bell is now selling its own custom wine, Jalapeno Noir. Panty thief gets an unexpected surprise after police reveal thong is not what it seems. New unstaffed gyoza store in Tokyo sells pot stickers 24 hours a day. All-plant-based katsu curry arrives at Ikea Japan. Man Used Mirror To Spy On Bathroom In Gloucester Twp. School. New website aims to help you cut back on 'doomscrolling'. Florida city repeals 13-year ban on saggy pants. The Chinese J-31 5th-Gen stealth fighter may be a total F-35 'rip-off'. Man moves into new house, finds out it's covered with massive Simpsons murals on the outside. Altoona man threw frozen pizzas at a store manager after a mask-wearing dispute. Pringles try to wake from 'recycling nightmare'. There is Now an Iconic Indomie Goreng Stir Fry Noodle Ice Cream Flavor. Berks to pay $750K for 27 years of unbilled water. Teen bitten on the penis by a snake while sitting on the toilet. My massive 42L boobs caused my spine to 'COLLAPSE' and left me wheelchair-bound. A growing business: Dutch develop 'living' coffin made of mushroom mycelium. Walmart’s drones take to the skies. Secretive Pentagon research program looks to replace human hackers with AI. Reese's rumored to be debuting a peanut butter cup stuffed with potato chips. The show concludes with Arthur sharing that he learned that collector’s value is not much different whether a Godzilla figure is in its original packaging or not. Burrito learned that Ming-Na Wen is Chun-Li in the JCVD Street Fighter. Deepfake sponsors: Foxbox VPN, Julio Tejas, Daddy Juice Energy, Zero Gravity Beer
86 minutes | 2 months ago
Episode 146: Lo-Standard
Gemini and Arthur meet up at the Daddy Juice Energy Studio with Foxtrot and Burrito dropping in via Jitsi. The audio opens with a little pre-show banter from the Intergalactic Boba Runners. Is someone nearby stealing Burrito’s wi-fi? Phobia discussion. Phone anxiety. Gemini works on his club song. Burrito uses his imagination re-designing the wax stage of a car wash. False start with the show actually starting at approximately 5 minutes, 36 seconds. Foxbox VPN brings a couple fetishes for discussion: eproctophilia and acucullophilia. How Was Your Week? Foxtrot’s dog killed and ate some baby bunnies. Gemini finished watching the true crime documentary on Netflix titled Staircase and talks about it. Spoiler alert. He explores a possible app called Gemini’s Gemz. The Boba Runners brainstorm sending out CDs with Slam City episodes. Who can maintain 50 deep, meaningful friendships? What I Had For Lunch. Burrito had fajitas. Arthur sat down at a restaurant for a burger. Foxtrot and Gemini both had pizza but from where? You just have to listen to find out. This Is The Newz Man advocates to rename boneless chicken wings "wet tenders". McDonald's is adding a Travis Scott meal to the menu to win over Gen Z and millennial customers. Man arrested after calling 911, asking if dispatcher wanted to buy egg rolls. Taco Bell is removing Mexican Pizza and other items from the menu. Jelly Belly founder to give away candy factory as part of 'gold ticket' treasure hunt. Japan now has blue sake that changes color in cocktails. Samsung Is Developing A Transparent Smartphone. Hundreds of Americans Planted 'Chinese Mystery Seeds'. Robot dogs join high-tech US Air Force exercise. Naked lady swipes intimate item in naughty adventure in Fort Pierce. Man dies after fight at strip club. Jack Daniels is the Most Popular Liquor in Texas. Yang Yang the giant panda celebrates his 23rd birthday in Georgia. The latest shortage is live crickets. Son sells 28 years of birthday whisky to buy his first home. Vulgar pornography interrupts virtual schooling in another instance of “Zoom bombing”. Man makes Pringles last four hours to avoid wearing a mask on flight. Bill Gates’ Nuclear Startup Unveils Mini-Reactor Design Including Molten Salt Energy Storage. The Benefits of Breast Massages. Police search for a man they say caught fire after torching another man’s car. An Arizona man tried kidnapping an infant at a Flagstaff grocery store checkout. UW-Platteville first in state to offer cannabis-related certificates. Why Navy SEALs Wear Chuck Taylors in Maritime Operations. Woman drops her iPhone 11 from more than 5,000 ft while paragliding. Drunk driver arrested after crashing into patrol unit with 2 deputies inside. Nearly a dozen fish species can WALK on land, study reveals. Tesla's 'Full Self-Driving Capability' Falls Short of Its Name. People who don't believe in God may get better sleep. Creepy ‘Geofence’ Finds Anyone Who Went Near a Crime Scene. Robot begins work at convenience store; hopes to replace humans by 2022. Are Black Holes Made Of Dark Matter? Alabama restaurant serves pickle pizza. Coors Light truck crashes into Taco Inn. Burger King Releases A Chocolate Whopper In Taiwan. Cinnamon Toast Crunch is doing ridiculously well during the pandemic. Reese's made a breakfast cake so you can have dessert in the morning. WTF We Learned This Week. Gorillas are constantly farting. Deepfake sponsors: Foxbox VPN, Julio Tejas, Daddy Juice Energy, Zero Gravity Beer.
77 minutes | 3 months ago
Episode 145: Polishing The Turd
Gemini and Arthur return to the Daddy Juice Energy Studio with Foxtrot and Burrito on the other side of the glory hole. Audio begins with a bonus pre-show behind the scenes so you can see how the checks are cashed: Arthur reflects on editing the previous episode. Foxtrot talks chainsaws. Gemini’s beer breakdown. Superbad drawings on Slam City’s OnlyFans page. Quick notes discussion. Finger flute. Show starts at 5:48. The ad read for Foxbox VPN brings up a couple Japanese fetishes and a promo code in Latin that the Intergalactic Boba Runners discuss before they review their week. Burrito went to a few stores to run errands and is working on a mountain bike. Gemini Jackson was on the CSCB campaign trail. What I Had For Lunch. This Is The Newz. Japan’s ‘flying car’ gets off ground, with a person aboard. ‘Black Panther’ actor Chadwick Boseman dies at 43 after 4-year fight with colon cancer. Ecuador couple certified as oldest married pair, nearly 215. First trial of LSD-MDMA set to test safety and treatment potential. Amazon wins FAA approval for Prime Air drone delivery fleet. Andrew Lloyd Webber dropped a ‘Phantom of the WAPera’ Cardi B remix and we regret to inform you music is cancelled. Post Malone Becomes Co-Owner of Texas’ Biggest Esports Group. Woman arrested in mountains of Japan for attempted murder with bow and arrow. Slam City Re-enactment: Felony Charge Over Illicit Juul Scheme. Woman spends $135k on ‘plastic doll’ transformation. Bella Thorne and OnlyFans controversy explained. How to get the upper body of a burrowing frog. Naturist couple will pay £2k to anyone who can help them move houses – but the person must be naked on the job. The Science of Bruce Lee’s master move, the One-Inch Punch. Move over, dartboards – Japan now has shuriken machines for ninja fun! You Should Waffle Two Pieces of Pizza Together. Customer handed eye-watering bill after misreading menu at Gordon Ramsay steak. Pinterest pays $89.5 million to terminate San Francisco office lease. Alternative-meat startup is hoping a 3D-printed steak can upend the meat industry. Pro tip: Never be the first unless it’s a gangbang. SPAM shortage? Pandemic leads to production problems. McDonald’s and KFC Japan release new Tsukimi “moon-viewing” burgers. Grandmother shows off 24-year-old McDonald’s burger kept in a closet that she says has not rotted. More than $130K raised for California family after girls seen using Taco Bell WiFi for school work. CBP In San Juan Seizes $27 Million Found Inside Boxes Bound To St. Thomas. Man arrested for peeing in beer cans and leaving them on the side of the road in Japan. Consuming your own fecal microbiome may help keep off the pounds . He had marijuana coming out of his WHAT?!?! New research reveals how armpit aroma can be cue for passion. Elon Musk: “Good chance you’ll die” on Mars. Tourist grabs a tiger’s testicles as she poses for a photo at Thai zoo. Calculating the reduction in worldwide deaths from liver cancer if the whole world drank more coffee. Harry Perkins Institute of Medical Research study finds honeybee venom rapidly kills aggressive breast cancer cells. Tony Stark wannabe spotted in a jet pack by two pilots at 3,000 feet. Now the FBI is involved. Meteorite study suggests Earth has always been wet. World record set for most crane games in one arcade with new game center in Tokyo. New York state man breaks one-handed clapping record. WTF We Learned This Week. Humans are not born with kneecaps. Foxtrot unboxes a package he received in the mail. Deepfake sponsors: Foxbox VPN, Julio Tejas, Daddy Juice Energy, Zero Gravity Beer.
60 minutes | 3 months ago
Episode 144: Protect Ya Nectar
The Intergalactic Boba Runners were unable to record this episode from the Daddy Juice Energy Studio, since Gemini Jackson was on the CSCB (Chicken Skins, Chicken Bones) campaign trail. Please pardon the audio quality for this episode. Our creative and very appreciated staff had already prepared most of the show’s content and needed to give our Slam Citizens new audio, so Julio Tejas would mail us that check. None of your fearless and greasy hosts could make it to the studio, so the warmth of our golden voices were not recorded through our gently used Neumann U67’s. We had to use our virtual meeting headsets, yuck. Special thanks to Jaymark, Jenny Huan, Regina Veracruz, and Peter Quistgard for continuing their hard work and dedication despite our logistical obstacles this time around in support of Future President Gemini Jackson and the Skins and Bones Party. No thanks to whoever drank the rest of the Sugar Free Crisp Pear Red Bulls. Episode 144 Notes. Philias sponsored by Foxbox VPN. How Was Your Week? The Burrito throws Hurricane Laura under the bus in the new segment Under The Bus. What I Had For Lunch. GMN had tapas for dinner. Everything in his presidential suite is a TV. During What I Had For Lunch, Gemini gets a call from his campaign manager when it’s Burrito turn, so Gemin takes off his headset and lays it down while Burrito, Foxtrot, and Arthur continue the game. The echo is only temporary and stops when Gemini returns to the virtual meeting. Chicken Skin Dumplings, GMN’s Chicken Shack. Streetwalkers mixed with Nightcrawlers are Streetcrawlers. Spamwich, Spammich. This Is The Newz. 'Worrying' house listed for sale has its own nine-cell prison next to the kitchen. Woman Risks Life to Save Husband's Gundam Collection During Intense Flood. Pipeline explodes in Slam City, Coast Guard says six people are missing. Lori Loughlin sentenced to 2 months in college-admissions scandal; husband gets 5 months. The International Space Station has sprung 'a small air leak,' so a NASA astronaut and 2 cosmonauts are hunkering down to help find and repair it. The Mad Signtist turned green lights in Spokane into pot leaves. Count is in for 100 gallons of coins found at NC aquarium. Winning guess was $1 short. NC police asking for the public's help finding a man who test drove a truck valued at $40K, didn’t come back. 8,600 Funko Pop! Vinyl figures form the world's largest mosaic. Bear wanders into a California grocery store, steals bag of chips. Factory malfunction causes chocolate rain in Switzerland. Australian gold hunters find two nuggets weighing 7.7 pounds. Contents of mysterious safe left on N.Y. farm to remain mystery. Stealthy thieves steal 330-pound safe from ninja museum. 'Guess who's moving?' Texas mother of two gets insensitive eviction notice. 'What in the heck was that?': N.L. fisherman shocked to haul in long-nosed chimaera. McDonald's releasing first-ever new McNuggets flavor, other menu additions. Krispy Kreme worker runs doughnut through glazer 25 times, creates monstrosity. Domino's introduces new Chicken Taco and Cheeseburger pizzas. KFC drops 'finger lickin' good' slogan amid coronavirus pandemic, blurs out catchphrase in new marketing materials. Chicago restaurant's $350 peanut butter and jelly sandwich likely world's most expensive. Elon Musk to unveil Neuralink progress with real-time neuron demonstration. Deepfake sponsors: Foxbox VPN, Julio Tejas, Daddy Juice Energy, Zero Gravity Beer. Complete notes at SlamCityRadio.com.
59 minutes | 3 months ago
Episode 143: Boomchi
Gemini and Arthur meet up at Daddy Juice Studio in the Beaded Curtain District with Foxtrot and Burrito via Jitsi for their recap of the short week, play everyone’s favorite Slam City classic guessing game What I Had For Lunch, comment on odd news, and reflect on what they learned this week. Gemini did a live stream where he attempted to make a tornado omelette. Burrito went outside to check the mail to get some cars. Spill the Beans, Burrito - Burrito’s red faux leather desk chair finally arrived. This is the Newz Marijuana vending machines now available in Colorado with more to follow America Has Two Feet. It’s About to Lose One of Them. If You Aren’t Milking Your Corn, Is It Really Summer? Russell Kirsch, Inventor of the Pixel, Passed Away Microsoft Internet Explorer is finally dead Bald eagle attacks $950 drone, sends it to bottom of Lake Michigan A stash of beer and gum that dates back to the 1980s was discovered hidden behind the shelves of a Washington library Ryan Reynolds Opens Streaming Service That Only Streams 2003's Foolproof Marijuana company will destroy $2.6 million inventory of year-old vapes Playhouse put on Airbnb as joke booked by family Girl, 12, caught on camera gambling at Australian casino Europe's largest 3D-printer just made its first two-story house Swiss scientists create glow-in-the-dark mice to study cellular function Man steals bucket truck, takes it for a drive through the Beaded Curtain Outdoor Mall Martial artist uses nunchucks to light 21 candles in one minute German circus sells jars of lion poop for gardening Woman celebrates 103rd birthday by getting first tattoo Michael Jordan shoes auctioned for $615,000, setting new record Aquarium drains wishing waterfall for 100 gallons of extra cash A man lived in a Tampa Bay-area stadium's luxury suite for over 2 weeks before he was arrested YouTuber designs gun that shoots masks onto faces of those who refuse to wear them Why Tokyo’s New Transparent Public Restrooms Are A Stroke Of Genius Kellogg's Mermaid, Frozen Waffles, Blue Raspberry The next Girl Scouts cookie flavor to grace your mouth: French toast An Arkansas farmer disguised himself as a woman to sneak into a cemetery and deface the grave of his longtime nemesis with animal carcasses Poop transplant cures man's 'drunkenness disease' 56-year-old Pokémon GO trainer arrested for assaulting 55-year-old trainer Japanese man rides 1,000 kilometres on stolen mamachari bicycle to see Tokyo for first time Want to look good while staying safe? Put CCP Ultra Mask on your face! Want to own one of the biggest ranches in Texas? It will cost you almost $320 million The F-100 could sling nuclear bombs and launch itself into the air like a missile. Now it can be yours. 'National Anthem' NASCAR car stolen from Cracker Barrel parking lot in Georgia 3 Things That Four Dudes Learned This Week Durian on a pizza Slam City Durian Sour 86 US Agencies can arrest you WAP Deepfake sponsors: Foxbox VPN, Julio Tejas, Daddy Juice Energy, Zero Gravity
70 minutes | 3 months ago
Episode 142: Circus Peanut Jellö Salad
Gemini, Foxtrot, Burrito, and Arthur lose themselves in the Quantimino™ for another episode. Burrito Bandito got his Band Maid shirts; BJ Chair on its way. The weeks remain as short as days. What I Had For Lunch: Floyd’s, Tuna, Red Baron, Turkey sandwich with hatch pepper cheese Mushroom Talk Smartfood’s Cap’n Crunch’s Crunch Berries Popcorn Mix Is Officially Hitting Shelves Next Week ‘Animaniacs’ Reboot Sets Hulu Premiere Date Feds discover ‘most sophisticated tunnel in history’ along US-Mexico border 'Ren & Stimpy' Documentary 'Happy Happy Joy Joy' Unveils First Trailer Joe Rogan makes good on Texas move $1.5 million face mask, complete with 18-karat white gold and 3,600 diamonds Report finds cancer-causing ‘forever chemicals’ in McDonald’s, Wendy’s and Burger King food packaging Beer, leather company called out after accidentally naming businesses Maori word for 'pubic hair' Last Blockbuster store is now on Airbnb for a nostalgic '90s sleepover Boeing 747s still get critical updates via floppy disks Over a Billion Android Devices Are at Risk of Data Theft Dr Pepper is the latest pandemic shortage Nick Cannon Suing Viacom, Seeking $1.5B For The Value Of 'Wild N' Out' A woman is stunned when her new driver's license came back with a picture of an empty chair Japanese Brazilian BBQ restaurants offering take-out disposable grills made of cardboard Hokkaido resort offers a vibrant bounty of gelato lookalikes made of potato Police find Netherlands' biggest-ever cocaine lab Google Earth user spots '400ft ice ship' off the coast of Antarctica Obese man binges 10k calories a day to grow 35st body and please kinky fans Belarus Has Shut Down the Internet Amid a Controversial Election Florida woman finds python in her laundry machine Middletown restaurants feud after fence blocks ocean view The disturbing underbelly of the 'step' pr0n trend Man Jailed For Alleged Felony Slurpee Battery South Korean YouTuber sets private parts on fire during gaming livestream, gets 2nd-degree burns Microsoft Surface Duo release at a whopping $1,399 Circus Peanut Jello Salad, One of the Weirdest Retro Recipes Out There Almost Always Win the Game “Guess Who” With This Math-Based Strategy Hubble Finds Betelgeuse's Mysterious Dimming Due to Traumatic Outburst 9 Reasons to Eat a Lot of Beans Coronavirus Found on Frozen Chicken Wings 3 Things That Four Dudes Learned This Week Between ages 16–20, half the population lost their virginity, and by 22 years of age, 90 of the population had. And if you haven’t lost your virginity by age 30, the likelihood that you ever falls dramatically. Dogs tuck their tail because they are trying to hide fear pheromones that are released by their anus. Similarly, they wag their tail to spread joy pheromones also released by their anus. Lucky Charms inspired by Circus Peanuts White Van Scam: Ænis The Scientist Deepfake sponsors: Foxbox VPN, Julio Tejas, Daddy Juice Energy, Zero Gravity
60 minutes | 4 months ago
Episode 141: Egg Control Is Paramount
Guy finessed for $60 on date at Texas Roadhouse, Friend starts a GoFundMe for $60, got up to $1400 . Burrito’s Beer Breakdown: Slam City Squirter - Key Lime Pie beer . Burrito got another Hot Wheels car: Tokyo Olympics 2020 Toyota 2000GT . What I Had For Lunch . TNS - Taco Neck Syndrome . Free Medium Pizza with Points . Foxtrot had a barbacoa torta over the weekend . Peanut butter and jelly sandwich with pickles . Football with Tanks . The Rock Buys XFL In $15 Million Deal . Analogue Pocket Pre-Orders Sell Out in 15 Minutes . Pringles instant noodles are being sold in Japan . Frog Eats Beetle. Beetle Crawls Through Guts to Escape . Zelda recipe appears in serious novel by serious author after rushed Google search . Mystery as bizarre 15ft creature washes up on beach in Merseyside . Tanzanite: Tanzanian miner earns millions after second rare find . This Japanese face mask translates into eight languages . Brand-new Tokyo Shibuya Scramble intersection opens . Akihabara saying goodbye to landmark as giant Sega arcade announces it’s closing for good . Japanese amusement park offers mask stickers so guests can silently 'scream' on roller coasters . Ren & Stimpy Show Revived at Comedy Central . Twitter Hack Zoom Court Hearing Interrupted by A$$-Eating P0rn Video . Kraft Is Replacing Morning Cereal Boxes With Mac And Cheese Breakfast . Cheetos® 'Lets The Cat Out Of The Bag' With Launch Of New Cheetos Mac 'n Cheese . Hungry Men Love Big Boobs . How a man who flew 33 times amid coronavirus stays safe . The Subtle Tricks Shopping Sites Use to Make You Spend More . What Is the Weirdest Engine Swap You've Ever Come Across? . Why don't we just throw all our garbage into volcanoes? . Weed is not good for your heart, studies say . Man solves six Rubik's cubes underwater for Guinness record . The USDA Has Identified Some of Those 'Mystery Seeds' . The Battle to Invent the Automatic Rice Cooker . The correct way to make tea? Science weighs in on microwaving vs. kettle . The 'Sweat' you drink: Inside the meteoric rise of Asia's answer to Gatorade . Egg-cellent Adventure Episode 6: Omelet . 3 Things That Four Dudes Learned This Week . Deepfake Sponsors: Foxbox VPN, Julio Tejas, Daddy Juice Energy, Spit Plus, Zero Gravity
90 minutes | 4 months ago
Episode 140: Anything Barbacoa
Gemini, Foxtrot, Burrito, and Arthur take their virtual seats at the Loud Table for another trip to Slam City. . Objectophilia, Savantophilia . How Was Your Week? . Burrito ordered a new desk chair . A Slam City gaming stream? . Burrito breaks down The Old Guard movie. . If you could have Uber Eats right now, what would you have? . Anything Barbacoa food truck where main ingredient in all of the menu items is barbacoa . Plant-based barbacoa, non-GMO, zero waste, 3D-printed, stem cells, blockchain, carbon neutral, renewable, organic, solar energy . Fire of the Four Suns hot sauce . What I Had For Lunch – macaroni and cheese, chicken wings, barbacoa breakfast tacos, pizza . Time Travel with GMN and Burrito about a mathlete trip where Gemini overslept and the bus had to get him . This is the Newz . Washington’s football team to call itself Washington Football Team until it settles on a new name . Michigan woman charged with arson after video shows car fire exploding in her face . Eco-Responsible Furniture: This Bookshelf Can Be Reassembled Into A Coffin After The Owner’s Death . University staff member caught printing out large letter-sized pr0n collection on office computer . Limited edition Ramen Pringles to be sold in Pringles vending machines in Japan . Egyptian women get 2 years in prison for TikTok dance videos . A U.S. Army M1A2 Abrams Tank Accidentally Shot a Friendly Tank – Dodgeball with Tanks . Watermelon Burgers must be seen (and tasted) to be believed . Florida Congressional Candidate Warns of Internet ‘Anime Porn’ Like ‘Dragon Ball Z’ . Space Force on alert: Behind Russia’s mysterious testing of deadly anti-satellite weapons in orbit . Dunkin’ is closing 800 US locations . Dunkin’ and Post released coffee-flavored cereals with caffeine . McDonald’s worker refused to let pregnant customer use bathroom because she paid with coupon . Guinness World Records reveals the world’s tallest giraffe . Tampa teen accused of being ‘mastermind’ behind Twitter hack that targeted high-profile accounts . Man’s blocked bowel ‘explodes’ after he ate a big bowl of dumplings . Florida man flees crash, hides in fire station with backpack filled with drugs . Police Arrest Man for Performing Scrotum Surgery at a Backpacker’s Hostel . Average Age of Vehicles on the Road is Approaching 12 Years . Dad still has penis attached to his arm four years after innovative op . Wewahitchka man buys Porsche in Destin with check printed from home computer . ‘Brushing’ scam: The case of the mysterious seeds in Minnesota . Naked couple walking dog arrested in Hopkinton . Doctors Share Bikini Pics to Call Out Study That Said They Were ‘Unprofessional’ . Time Travel Simulation Shows Quantum ‘Butterfly Effect’ Doesn’t Exist . Tesla engineer upgrades chocolate chips . Google offers refund as smart glasses stop working . Grandfather-of-7 tells how a blast of steam shrunk enlarged prostate . French’s Partners With Oskar Blues Brewery to Make a Yellow Mustard Beer Celebrating National Mustard Day . Budweiser Zero is alcohol-free, sugar-free, hopefully not flavor-free . Crocs released KFC clogs that smell like fried chicken that sold out in 30 minutes . Can Greasy Pizza Boxes Be Recycled or Not? . Egg-cellent Adventure Episode 5: Deviled . 3 Things That Four Dudes Learned This Week . Deepfake sponsors: Foxbox VPN, Julio Tejas, Daddy Juice Energy, Spit Plus, Urite FlyLite
82 minutes | 4 months ago
Episode 139: MMXX World Tour
Bonus pre-show: Gemini Belch, Burger King Family Bundle, Playstation 5, Lone Star Rio Jade . How Was Your Week sponsored by Foxbox VPN . Burrito Bandito scored some Band Maid shirts . Foxtrot brings the you know to the people on Twitch . Have you ever stained porcelain? . Bidet observations . Butsuk 9000 . Slam City Yearbook . What I Had For Lunch – Burrito: Bajirak Kalguksu, Foxtrot: lasagna, Arthur: Taco Bell Grilled Cheese Burrito, GMN: Za . Lasagna Takoyaki . Deepfake sponsor: Julio Tejas . This is the Newz . Teenager allegedly spends $20,000 of parents’ money on Twitch donations without them knowing . KFC creating 3D-printed ‘meat of the future’ . Dog Heist: Man Drove Car into Pet Store and Stole 6 Puppies . The Bizarre History of Rock, Paper, Scissors . Police search for woman, accused of shooting boyfriend who refused to argue with her . Toyota owner left car ‘somewhere’ in Minneapolis after wild night . Forget birds-eye view: Robotics team makes tiny camera for bugs . Take a First Look at the ‘Godzilla vs. Kong’ Battle . One of the oldest businesses on the internet just got sold for $9 billion . Elon Musk claims his Neuralink chip will allow you to stream music directly to your brain . “Glory holes” listed among health officials’ tips for safe sex amid pandemic . California woman allegedly pees on floor of Verizon store after being asked to wear a mask . Houston is home to Texas’ first drive-thru strip club . 82-year-old woman fights off bear in Japan . Car number plate goes viral as people spot rude message it creates in the mirror: X32 22A . Children running in museum knock over £50,000 glass sculpture of Disney castle . Thai-inspired beverage shop in Manila has an interesting logo . Apparently Putting A Pickle In Cheap Beer Makes It Taste Better . Active-matrix organic light-emitting diode display on human skin . World’s Most Expensive Pokémon Card Sells for $250K . Egg-cellent Adventure Episode 4: Benedict . 3 Things That Four Dudes Learned This Week: King Kong Hang Meat, Butsuk 1, Disney glass castle . Deepfake sponsors: Daddy Juice Energy, Spit Plus, Urite FlyLite
102 minutes | 4 months ago
Episode 138: Bolivian Raincoat
Intergalactic Boba Runners discuss Band Maid for the Intergalactic Boba Runners anime. . How Was Your Week?? sponsored by Foxbox VPN . The week was as short as the days. . Measuring time with fishfkcs . Smurfs are sandbagging pro gamers. . Bandito installed new shocks on his truck and replaced the battery. He also got the iPhone SE 2 but no case yet. One-day shipping took a few days. . Gemini traveled for work and stayed in a casino hotbox hotel. . What I Had For Lunch sponsored by Julio Tejas . Combination fried rice, Burger King paper crown, Sonic footlong . Selena x San Antonio Spurs . Dude Allegedly Spends $8,000 of Honeymoon Money On a Gaming PC . Music teacher convicted of giving girls semen-tainted flutes. He’s going to prison . CR abbreviation . Man bites seagull after it tried to steal his McDonald’s food . Washington Redskins Are Having Issues Changing Their Name Likely Due To Man Trademarking Over 40 Potential Names . Rare ‘Super Mario Bros.’ Game Sells for Whopping $114,000 USD . White Castle becomes the first fast food chain to test out the robot fry cook, Flippy, from Miso Robotics . Grant Imahara, Host of ‘MythBusters’ and ‘White Rabbit Project,’ Dies at 49 . Wayfair conspiracy theory . Lego made a 2,600-piece replica of playing Mario on the NES . Burger King’s latest sustainability effort: reduce cow farts . Tom Yum soup . Foxtrot’s assistant brings him a sprouted potato . Apple, Elon Musk, Kanye West, and other accounts tweeted a bitcoin scam in giant Twitter hack . Teens are dressing up as mask-wearing grandmas to try to score alcohol . Bear Spotted Training With Nun-Chucks! . Texas Man’s Alleged Use of PPP Funds for Crypto Instead of BBQ Has Feds Asking ‘Where’s the Beef?’ . Vantablack? Meh. Meet the Ultra-Black Vantafish . Pregnant Florida woman punched in face at gender reveal party . Bolivian sex workers using raincoats to keep ‘safe’ . More pr0n consumption creates greater erectile dysfunction in European men . Police arrest naked Kentucky man who broke into home, ‘used mushrooms with Jesus’ . Defendant Dared Homeless Man to Do a Backflip for $6, Laughed and Filmed as He Suffered Fatal Injury . Fish with luscious human lips and teeth perplexes, arouses social media . Bikini-clad woman says ‘Karen’ called her naked, demanded she ‘cover up’ . Utah Nonprofit Raises Over $100K Selling Penis-Print Face Masks . Body found by railroad tracks turns out to be sex doll . Japan police seek to stop yakuza handing out Halloween sweets to children . Sex Toy’s Virtual Orgasm Coaching Service Gives New Meaning to Telehealth . NSFW Paper Mario Easter egg is nice . For The First Time Ever, Astronomers Have Witnessed a Black Hole ‘Blink’ . Penguins Can Shoot Their Poop 4 Feet, Which Rules . Put a Pickle in Your Shitty Beer . Baker uses female urine from public toilets to make ‘Goldilocks bread’ . Hybrid Fish Stuns Scientists As Two Species That Last Shared An Ancestor In The Jurassic Have Babies . Egg-cellent Adventure Episode 3: Fried . 3 Things That Four Dudes Learned This Week . Deepfake sponsors: Spit Plus, Urite FlyLite
107 minutes | 4 months ago
Episode 137: Separated by Emojis
How Was Your Week? sponsored by Foxbox VPN . Weeks go by super fast for Foxtrot. Bandito wakes up at a decent time; waking up and getting out of bed are two different things. Arthur had the free Slurpee game all wrong. . 451 Degrees Fahrenheit, Fire of Four Suns hot sauce . How Foxtrot makes quesadillas . Dou-ble Dip-It Down— . Emo band name: Separated by Emojis . Scream choir . Debut album: Separation Anxiety, Track 1: Separation , Track 2: 35 Minutes of Silence 3⃣5⃣, Track 3: Anxiety . All song titles by Separated by Emojis are emojis. . X’s for Eyes: xx4ii . Names in Parentheses . Quantimino: 4 new emojis . What I Had For Lunch: Sous vide chicken sandwich, Fried rice, Pizza, Busway . This is the Newz . PlayStation owner accidentally buys 11 years of PlayStation Plus membership . Ennio Morricone, Influential Creator of Music for Modern Cinema, Dies at 91 . Woman, 29, with 52.8-inch legs says she loves showing them off . Vehicle with stolen plates crashes into restaurant on Edmonton’s 118 Avenue . 13 coronavirus cases linked to Playhouse strip club in Romulus . The Accidental Invention of the Slip ‘N Slide . Best Guns For Alien Invasion . ‘Costco Karen’ Goes Viral After She Throws Temper Tantrum From Being Asked to Wear Face . Mask . Aichi man arrested again after having slashed over 1,000 women’s tires to get to know them better . The Nigerian Email Scammer Who Stole Millions From Premier League Club, NY Law Firm, Banks . Frog stows away from Colombia to Wales in shipment of bananas . St. Charles angler catches 112-pound catfish on Mississippi River . Chicken makes daring escape in Instacart driver’s trunk . Could Black Holes Be The Dark Matter Our Universe Needs? . PSVR Patent Describes Technology That Displays Ads Within Headsets . KFC Completes Nationwide Switch from Potato Wedges to New Secret Recipe Fries . New twist on an old favorite: Taco Bell debuts ‘Grilled Cheese’ burrito . Al pastor from the corner store: How to make Spam tacos . Weird Japanese vending machine find: Soda that looks like mayonnaise . Man dragged while hanging out of stolen car driven by girlfriend . Meet the Owner of the World’s Largest Pizza Box Collection . eSkootr is a high-speed electric scooter racing series launching in 2021 . Japanese Aquariums Track Penguins’ Dramatic, Salacious Love Lives Through Complex Flowcharts . Slovakia police dog sniffs out $2.26B in methamphetamine seizure . Google launches balloon-powered internet service in Kenya . Woman claims she was scammed out of thousands on Venmo . Tetris is now a daily game show with cash prizes . Egg-cellent Adventure . 3 Things That Four Dudes Learned This Week . Grand Tetons . Harbor Freight jack stands are jacked up (again) . Deepfake sponsors: Foxbox VPN, Julio Tejas, Daddy Juice Energy, Spit Plus, Urite Flyrite
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