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I've only ever listened to Wisconsin Death Trip, but there's not really anything you could do about it, I don't think anyone that listens to this or any podcast outside of an elite combat sports athlete could last more than 30 seconds with me without getting tapped, you might have a decent chance against Buddy if you are a blue belt or you wrestled for a couple of years, or if you can run two miles. Honestly tho is it really worth getting into all that over Static X? It is to me because it's a phenomenal record that isn't given it's due, bands like Code Orange and Vein.fm really owe a lot to this visionary masterpiece.   www.patreon.com/deathmetaldetectives 

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Do you like Phil Collins? I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. https://www.patreon.com/deathmetaldetectives

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Hey sorry for being scarce we're working on it. Thanks for holding on

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One of the wildest events in wrestling history, crossover with our new podcast Nerd Free Wrestling

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