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Sit There & Do Nothing
14 minutes | Oct 26, 2020
Senior Dogs for Adoption
During this guided meditation, Meg takes you to a senior dog adoption center to meet the old, crusty dogs they have on display.
17 minutes | Oct 12, 2020
A Peaceful Autumn Walk. Also, You're Licking Things.
Have you ever noticed your remarkable ability to imagine what it would feel like to lick just about anything? Even if you have never touched it before? On this episode, Meg takes you on a guided meditation taking a peaceful autumn walk, licking things along the way.
9 minutes | Sep 28, 2020
Meg Nurtures You With Words You Need to Hear
It's rough out there and you've had a hard time. Sit back and do nothing while Meg tells you all the good, squishy things you need to hear. It's the kick in the pants you need from someone who loves you!
5 minutes | Sep 14, 2020
Soothe yourself with the sound of 'Breasts' synonyms. Kazongas? Dueling banjos? Orbs? Whatever your favorite word for beautiful chest butts may be, Meg is here to relax you with this linguistic treat.
14 minutes | Aug 31, 2020
Loving Empathy Exercise
A super serious and extremely useful exercise for becoming more empathetic and loving toward strangers. This exercise changed my outlook on the world and the way I experience love. So pick a random person and let's get going!
10 minutes | Aug 3, 2020
1994 Hit Scatman (Ski-Ba-Bop-Ba-Dop-Bop)
Let Meg soothe you with the nonsensical lyrics of 1994s greatest hit Scatman by none other than Scatman John. Meg's gentle scatting will turn you into a blob-bop-ba-dop-bop!
10 minutes | Jul 27, 2020
Relaxing Reviews of Rainforest Cafe Mall of America
“If hell has a rainforest then I have found its cafe!" Meg reads the best and the worst Yelp reviews of the Rainforest Cafe restaurant located in the Mall of America.
7 minutes | Jul 20, 2020
Meg Gently Compliments You
Take a deep breath while Meg showers you with compliments in this incredibly relaxing episode of Sit There & Do Nothing.
16 minutes | Jul 6, 2020
Meg Soothingly Reads a Dr. Bronner’s Soap Label
Cleanliness is godliness! From spaceship earth, Meg reads excerpts from her favorite, extremely extra, bottle of liquid soap.
15 minutes | May 25, 2020
Shopping at Margaritaville Dot Com
Close your eyes, take a deep breath, and relax as Meg takes you on a journey browsing through Jimmy Buffett's very own Margaritaville website. Coconut shrimp? Flip flops? Novelty t-shirts? You can have it all! Sit back and do nothing on this relaxing journey to an internet paradise.
8 minutes | May 11, 2020
Affirmation: I Am Wealthy
Loaded? Full of cash? That's right you are! Through a series of weirdly soothing affirmations, you'll become totally wealthy just a few short minutes. Sit back and do nothing as Meg reads a series of calming, extremely true sentences all about just how rich you are.
5 minutes | Apr 27, 2020
Meg Soothingly Reads Reviews of a Middle School in Georgia
In this weirdly soothing experience, Meg reads Google Maps reviews of a middle school in Georgia. #AlmostSoggy #FireGail
15 minutes | Apr 13, 2020
Receiving Warm Hugs in Another Dimension
In this weirdly soothing meditation, Meg transports you to another dimension where it's safe to give and receive hugs. You'll go on a journey hugging friends new and old on a warm, sandy beach. Is that a Taco Bell burrito in your board shorts or are you just happy to see me?
7 minutes | Mar 23, 2020
A Hand Washing Meditation for the Covid-19 Era
In this special-edition episode, I give you a quick n' weird meditation to listen to while washing your hands. Guaranteed to leave your hands AND brain cleaner.
22 minutes | Mar 9, 2020
Cottage Cheese Buffet with Laura Dern
In this weirdly soothing story, you take a relaxing trip to the airport and see what the elite SkyClub has to offer. Magicians in velour tracksuits, celebrities wearing sunglasses indoors, and a bountiful buffet of cottage cheese and jello await. Is that a Cinnabon in your hair or are you just totally relaxed? Find out and chill out in this episode of Sit There & Do Nothing.
6 minutes | Feb 24, 2020
Affirmation: I Am a Likable Person
Attractive? Magnetic? That's right you are! Through a series of weirdly soothing affirmations, you'll become more likable in just a few short minutes. Sit back and do nothing as Meg reads a series of calming, extremely true sentences that will help you gain the admiration of those around you. Listen along and soak up these statements during this special affirmation episode of Sit There & Do Nothing.
24 minutes | Feb 17, 2020
You're Invited to Stephen King's Magic Party
In this weirdly soothing story, you receive an invite to one of Stephen King's legendary themed parties. Realizing you have nothing theme-appropriate to wear, you head over to Burlington Coat Factory to buy...not a coat. Does Burlington have something special enough for this occasion? Find out and become a total blob in this episode of Sit There & Do Nothing.
16 minutes | Feb 10, 2020
Routine Colonic Turn Case of Mistaken Clown Identity
In this weirdly soothing story, a blockage in your regularity leads to an unexpected adventure. Is that a cold hot dog dangling above your head at the doctor's office? Find out and chill out during this episode of Sit There & Do Nothing.
21 minutes | Feb 3, 2020
Shoe Shopping With Your Good Friend Paul Rudd
In this weirdly soothing story, your good friend Paul Rudd picks you up for a day of sneaker shopping at Famous Footwear. Is Paul pregnant or is that a freshly baked loaf of bread? Find out and quiet your brain in this first episode of Sit There & Do Nothing.
3 minutes | Jan 3, 2020
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