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Jess and Tony are back this week with a bang! It's Fourth of July - suns out buns out! Jess is feeling fireworks with her new furry little friend. Is Fourth of July a romantic holiday? They debate. Tony is manifesting a moonlit kiss with fireworks sparkling. Sounds spectacular! Jess attempts to explain the steps of a relationship and how it's opposite of modern dating. Thanks for listening and keep singling!

Jess and Tony are back and this week they have a fellow mother hustler on! They talk a little about sex and a lot about what it's like dating strong independent women who don't need no motha fuckin men. Tony encourages the girls to get married to each other and have an open marriage. Jess shares a story about a dirty house and missing shoes. If you don't have a maid you ain't getting laid. Thanks for listening and keep singling!

Jess and Tony are back this week to talk about puppies! Jess is looking for a therapy dog to fill the void in her life. Tony is on the fence about this puppy situation with the background of all the other dogs Jess has owned. She gets rid of her dogs as much as her men. Tony talks about "friends" with exes as if he has any exes at all. Can someone die from a death glare? If so Jess is going to jail for murder. Thanks for listening and keep on singling!

Jess and Tony are back with guest Joshua!! Today's episode is all about the heartbreak and grieving thereafter. Joshua thinks hoes ain't loyal and is in the depressed stage of breakup grieving. Jess thinks nobody is loyal and we should all stay single. Life is easier with hate in our hearts. Joshua has experience multiple gurls going back to their exes after stringing him along. Listen to the 5 grieving stages of a breakup and how time heals all. Thanks for listening, cheer up and keep singling!

Jess and Tony are back and Jess is dancing about it! This week they talk about what you put out you get back. Jess celebrates a huge accomplishment and wants to share how hard work pays off by not giving up. Everyone's getting dumped before summer and Jess is counseling her friends by killing all hope with her realistic outlook. Tony talks about how friendships are never the same after you cut too deep, while Jess says your words shouldn't count if you're blacked out. Thanks for listening and keep singling!

Jess and Tony are back again this week, finally getting their groove back! Jess talks about how she prefers hate in her heart over love and how girls have photographic memories. Tony advises guys not to lie because they'll get caught while Jess advises them to just not do anything you have to lie about. Jess is watching a new series called Dead To Me which should be her new tag line. Thanks for listening and keep singling!

Jess and Tony are back! Jess is so happy to hear the sound of her voice again on the podcast. Tony think Jess has changed and he doesn't like it. You can call it confident or you can call it cocky but she calls it happy! People change their behaviors when they are single verse when they are in a relationship. Some for the better and some for the worse. If it's for the worse it's that time to cut it off because suns out buns out! Thanks for listening and keep singling!

Jess and Tony are back after a three month hiatus. Tony got his wisdom teeth pulled and at that very moment they accidentally pulled his fun bones too. Depression hit him after the suffering of dry sockets. Jess talks about being a psycho and Tony shares some breaking news "OMG"! You don't want to miss this episode to find out why they've been gone. Thanks for listening and keep Singling!

Jess and Tony are back this week to talk balance. Tony had a rough weekend and he's now reevaluating his life choices. Jess thinks it's a great time to talk about the balancing act. Jess shares some key tips on ways to balance any relationship, from friendship to colleagues to romance. Life has a lot of moving parts and sometimes it's hard to balance everything. Thanks for listening and keep singling, namaste!

Jess and Tony are back this week and they're all over the place but GREAT places. They hit all topics from scandalous girls to kittenfishing to training partners and everything in between. Tony reveals a sure fire way of getting rid of someone for good and Jess reveals what every mans been waiting to hear. The secret sauce to keeping any woman. Take note boys because this is one episode you don't want to miss. Thanks for listening and keep singling!

Jess and Tony are back for their first podcast of 2019! Tony is starting off the new year with fresh eyes and a whole lot of optimism after seeing a burnt orange car and a purple butterfly. Jess is intrigued. The first topic of 2019 is about ones authenticity and honesty within technology and modern dating. Honestly it's changed and Jess believes it's a problem and a big one at that. It's about time we get real again. New Year SAME Jess and Tony! Thanks for listening and keep singling!

Jess and Tony are back this week with the lowdown on nude pics, porn and wet t-shirt contests after Jess makes a confession. Tony is pessimistic about Monday's but Jess isn't having it with her positive and radiant attitude. It's a new year and it can be a new you too! Jess is going to help you kick off 2019 on a positive note with 18 things you should start doing right now to live a happier life! Thanks for listening and keep singling!

Jess and Tony are back! This week they talk about Tony being alone but lonely and just a little sad while Jess tries to convince him to get a puppy. Jess has a new football team she is rooting for and it happens to be against Tony's college team. Jess is confident she has it in the bag! This weeks topic is about commitment, in life not just a relationship. Thanks for listening and keep singling!

Jess and Tony are back and still full after the big turkey day. We are now in the midst of the holiday season and with all this joy brings a whole lot of heartache. Jess and Tony break down breaking up for their 80th EPISODE and of course Jess does it in a savage way. They circle back around to orbiting and how social media has really changed the layout of modern dating because we seeee you. Thanks for listening and single all the way. Ho Ho Ho!

Jessica and Tony are back and this week they talk about The Chase. After some girls complain to Tony over the weekend that men have all the power, Jess about loses her shit. She stresses that women have all the power and they should never chase some boy. Jess and Tony want to start a nonprofit featuring puppies to heal all the broken hearts. Thanks for listening and keep singling!

Jess and Tony are back to talk about girls being bat shit crazy with guest Gary. Jess of course is not one of the bat she crazies, she's her normal contradicting self but still thinks just like a dude. Although in girls defense there's always one common denominator, alcohol. That shit brings out the crazy! Tony takes an eternity to tell a story about a hot girl visiting San Diego who happens to join him and his friends, listen now to see if anyone scores! Thanks for listing and keep on singling!

Jess and Tony are back after taking a little break for the spooky holiday. This weeks episode She Gone is all about Jess who is in fact gone, gone from Instagram! Tony has no idea who Jess is anymore and is missing her love language, memes. Tony agrees with Jess (for once) and thinks she has a point. They talk all about the one uppers and name droppers. We are all living in a fantasy world because it clearly didn't happen if it wasn't posted. Thanks for listening and keep singling!

Jess and Tony are back and this week they're talking about mind tricks, hypnosis, and psychology! Tony finds a breakthrough in dating and Jess thinks he might be onto something. Listen now to find out how to get someone to fall head over heels in love with you! Tony is going to give you steps to take using psychology to manipulate someone into falling in love with you. Your crush won't even know what hit them! Thanks for listening and if it doesn't work keep singling!

Jess and Tony are back and this week with their guest Rita! Although her English isn't great they decided she should be able to defend herself on the show. This weeks episode is about the hunt for boys and girls which inevitably comes with a Catch and Release! They are snatching them up and letting them go. Dating is a mission and sometimes you need to mix it up, with some cosplay! Thanks for listening and keep singling!

Jess and Tony are back and this week they talk about the seriousness of cuffing season with guest Joshua! Jess is quite fascinated by the lengths Joshua has gone in preparation for cuffing season and had to share after getting pedicures together. Joshua and Tony share 22 rules of dating wrote up by a crazy girlfriend. Thanks for listening and keep singling!