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Hello Sinemaniacs! Joel and John return in a new podcast guise and as a special treat you're getting episode 1 early. We'd love it if you'd join us on this new venture. Search 'The Dream Factory' in whatever podcast app it is you use and you'll get episode 2 on Tuesday 29th August. Peace and love.

You know the drill. The premise of Pitch Please is simple: with the help of an esteemed guest we pitch a movie on a theme following the traditional narrative form of setup, conflict and resolution. We then set up a meeting with Hollywood, gather the funds but instead spend the money creating our own Sinema branded chambuka. This week, with the help of Josh Divney, we make an Espionage film. Check out Josh's Podcast 'Wining' iTunes: http://apple.co/2pT7gTy Twitter: @WiningPod If you enjoy please leave us a review! Twitter - @sinemapodcast. Facebook - The Sinema Podcast. Email - thesinemapodcast@gmail.com. www.acast.com

Robbie? ROBBIE In this episode we look at a film where there's a woman and she wears little else than gold boots. Bye

Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A. You know the drill. The premise of Pitch Please is simple: with the help of esteemed guests we pitch a movie on a theme following the traditional narrative form of setup, conflict and resolution. We then set up a meeting with Hollywood, gather the funds but instead spend the money on 'Sinema' the MMORPG. This week with the help of writer Luke Owen we make a video game movie! Luke on Twitter: @ThisisLukeOwen Link to his book 'Lights Camera Game Over!": https://thisislukeowen.com/books/lights-camera-game-over/ The Flickering Myth Podcast: http://apple.co/2l0cWaP If you enjoy please leave us a review! Twitter - @sinemapodcast. Facebook - The Sinema Podcast. Email - thesinemapodcast@gmail.com.

WE'VE WATCHED FORTY SEVEN OF THE BOTTOM RATED FILMS ON THE IMDB AND WHAT FOR?! This week we look at The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies. It makes up for in title length what it lacks in every-other-department. Get in touch, rate and subscribe: Tweet us abuse - @sinemapodcast. Facebook abuse us - The Sinema Podcast

We've created a film entirely from your suggestions listener! Thanks to all those that got in touch suggesting characters (Luke Warm), locations (The B&Q car park in Staines) and weapons (Body Shaming). If you don't like this one, you've only yourselves to blame... Twitter - @sinemapodcast. Facebook - The Sinema Podcast. Email - thesinemapodcast@gmail.com.

This week in our quest to watch the entire bottom 100 of the IMDB we watch Dracula 3000. Get in touch, rate and subscribe: Tweet us - @sinemapodcast. Facebook us - The Sinema Podcast

We're gonna make you a podcast you can't refuse You know the drill. The premise of Pitch Please is simple: with the help of esteemed guests we pitch a movie on a theme following the traditional narrative form of setup, conflict and resolution. We then set up a meeting with Hollywood, gather the funds but instead spend the allowing all 195 countries entry into the football world cup. This week with the help of comedian Ahir Shah we pitch a bloody gangster film. Ahir on Twitter: @AhirShah Ahir's Website: http://ahirshah.com/ If you enjoy please leave us a review! Twitter - @sinemapodcast. Facebook - The Sinema Podcast. Email - thesinemapodcast@gmail.com.

Another 'Movie' Movie! Yaaaay. This week in our quest to watch the entire bottom 100 of the IMDB we watch Date Movie. Get in touch, rate and subscribe: Tweet us - @sinemapodcast. Facebook us - The Sinema Podcast

We are adventuring, we are adventurers. You know the drill. The premise of Pitch Please is simple: with the help of esteemed guests we pitch a movie on a theme following the traditional narrative form of setup, conflict and resolution. We then set up a meeting with Hollywood, gather the funds but instead spend the money placing ourselves at the top of 'The Sound Of 2017' list. This week with the help of actor/broadcaster Alexander Perkins we pitch an adventure film. Dadcast on Twitter: @DadCastUk Download DadCast: https://goo.gl/qgiuqx If you enjoy please leave us a review! Twitter - @sinemapodcast. Facebook - The Sinema Podcast. Email - thesinemapodcast@gmail.com.

They're podding her and then they're going to pod me, OH MY GOD. This week we look at an icon on the bad film world, Troll 2. Expect green custard, excellent dancing and hardcore cornography. Get in touch, rate and subscribe: Tweet us - @sinemapodcast. Facebook us - The Sinema Podcast

Don't worry guys, this episode is less exciting than the title suggests. As a little amuse bouche before we head into the next year of podcast madness John and Joel sat down to discuss their highlights of the year and pulses... It's mostly pulse chat. Get in touch, rate and subscribe: Tweet us - @sinemapodcast. Facebook us - The Sinema Podcast.

As an early Christmas present to you hears our (third) Christmas themed episode. This week we Pitch Please with Comedian & Football Rambler Jim Campbell! Check out the football ramble here: https://goo.gl/hF9r8U Follow Jim on Twitter: @JimCampbellTFR If you enjoy please leave us a review! Twitter - @sinemapodcast. Facebook - The Sinema Podcast. Email - thesinemapodcast@gmail.com.

Hulk! Hogan! In our quest to watch the worst of the worst we stumble upon a festive feast in Santa With Muscles. Get in touch, rate and subscribe: Tweet us - @sinemapodcast. Facebook us - The Sinema Podcast.

It's the most wonderful time of the year and on the 2nd of December Joel and John took over the Cavendish Arms in Stockwell to play a game of Pitch Please with Glenn Moore. Find Glenn on Twitter: @TheNewsAtGlenn If you enjoy please leave us a review! Twitter - @sinemapodcast. Facebook - The Sinema Podcast. Email - thesinemapodcast@gmail.com.

This week in quest to witness the entire bottom 100 on the imdb, we watch a film that stars a demonic Piñata. Get in touch, rate and subscribe: Tweet us - @sinemapodcast. Facebook us - The Sinema Podcast.

RUN. GO. GET TO THE PODCAST. The premise of Pitch Please is simple: with the help of esteemed guests we pitch a movie on a theme following the traditional narrative form of setup, conflict and resolution. We then set up a kickstarter, gather the funds but instead spend the money creating Bernard's Watch. This week with the help of Daryl & Darryl from their unfinished podcast we make an 80s action film. Daryl & Darryl on Twitter: @DarrylAndDaryl Download Darryl and Daryl's Unfinished Podcast: https://goo.gl/K78txC If you enjoy please leave us a review! Twitter - @sinemapodcast. Facebook - The Sinema Podcast. Email - thesinemapodcast@gmail.com.

This week on Sinema we're looking at Who's Your Caddy? A culture clash golf film starring Big Boi. Need we say anymore? Get in touch, rate and subscribe: Tweet us - @sinemapodcast. Facebook us - The Sinema Podcast.

We have to get to a library, fast. The concept of Pitch Please is simple, together with our esteemed guests we pitch a movie on a theme following the traditional narrative form of setup, conflict and resolution. We then set off for Hollywood gather the funds but instead on Article 51. Find Dan on Twitter @itsdansimpson or on his website https://itsdansimpson.com/ If you enjoy please leave us a review! Twitter - @sinemapodcast. Facebook - The Sinema Podcast. Email - thesinemapodcast@gmail.com.

We're 40! Join us as we enter our Mid-pod crisis, buy a podercycle, get a podtoo and a terrible podcut. This week we're looking at Ghosts Can't Do It and film that boasts, excessive full frontal nudity and Donald Trump... I mean it's only a minute of Trump but isn't that excessive? Get in touch, rate and subscribe: Tweet us - @sinemapodcast. Facebook us - The Sinema Podcast. & remember, whatever you do, DON'T USE THE WELL LIT BRIDGE.